What kind of lawnmower do you have again?
Uh, Honda, Self Propelled. It's so good.
Sorry to interrupt, but there's someone here to see you Steve.
- Hailey? - I don't know anyone named Hailey.
- She's really tall. - Sorry, just wanted to pop back here.
Um, Steve_e83 right?
- Oh my God. - It's me Hailey Clauson, the model.
- You follow me on Instagram. - Yeah, I do.
- [stammering] What are you... doing here? - You're the one who wrote,
"You're beautiful and I love your legs. Marry me," kissy emoji?
Well, my answer is yes. Yes, I'll marry you.
Uh, can we maybe go somewhere a little private.
Steve, we're not married yet you animal.
No, no, not for that. Not for that. Just to talk.
Look, I didn't expect you to, uh...
I thought it was just kind of... go into the abyss.
So you thought that tagging me on my social media account
that I maintain would just go into the abyss?
- Yeah. - So then, why did you write it?
[Jessica] Um... [clears throat] there's a photographer here to see Hailey.
Oh good, good, good, Nigel baby.
I just heard the news.
- Where are we doing the engagement shoot? - No. We can't. We can't.
[Carol] Uh, Steve I got your email about Monday and we need...
Oh, [stammers] I'm Steve's fiancé.
He proposed to me on Instagram, because he likes my legs. [chuckles]
- Oh and we need to set a date. - This is a big misunderstanding.
- [Jessica] Uh, Steve, your wife is here. - What?
Hi, hon. You ready for our anniversary lunch?
- Who's this? - I'm Steve's fiancé.
- Uh... who the hell are you? - Oh my God.
Steve you've been proposing to models on Instagram again haven't you?
Yes! Okay?!
Yes, because when I see hot women on the internet
I have to tell them they're hot, otherwise how will they know?
How will they know they're hot if I don't tell them.
And then sometimes I propose to them because I'm a man of honor.
I thought you were different,
but you're exactly the same as the 17 other man I visited this morning
who also proposed to me on Instagram.
- Hailey-- - Don't! We're leaving. Let's go.
I am so sorry. I feel just as betrayed as you.
I'm leaving you.
[Carol] Steve...
you're fired.
[Jessica] Uh...
yeah, you're fired.
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