Hey, guys
I don't know why, but...
My little sister Yomemi, is pretty upset these days
probably because I haven't talked to her in a while
But, today, she challenged me for a fight
so, I'm accepting her challenge
OK, Onee-chan! I'm here!
Oh, what's up, flatty?
I'm good, but
you haven't been paying any attention to me, so I'm kind of mad
I'm sorry. I was into video games these days
Well, I get that
But!
This time you said you'd accept my challenge
so I came here all excited
Oh, fine
So let's get this started
We'll battle three times
and the loser has to change their Twitter name to something
the winner likes
If you lose, your Twitter will be
"Moe's Servant, Yomemi". What do you think?
Please, not something like that
Something cuter would be better!
Huh!? Let's go with that!
Well, it's been like that since the beginning anyway
OK, and if you lose, Onee-chan
you have to make it "Moe - Forever in Love with Yomemi"!
All right, perfect!
OK, then, the first battle is a psychological test!
What... "Expose Yourself: The Future Wife Quiz"?
Something like, when you get married in the future
what kind of wife you will be, that kind of thing
Fine. Challenge accepted!
I'll be the referee!
Whoever has the worse result loses!
Question 1!
What will you call your partner?
There's only one option here, you know
My-Dar-ling
It's like husbando in anime, right?
Oh, and see, I would prefer to call him 'fucker', but
lol
Question 2!
If you compare your partner to a fish, what would he be?
A whale!
'Cause it's like, his existence amounts to such a huge part of my life
Wait! Uh, I'm not good with fish
Can I call him 'Sushi'?
OK, we'll just call him Tuna, like in sushi
Question 3!
Do you think you'll talk a lot with your partner?
Probably...
I'll probably end up talking his ear off, I think
Mmm... maybe, frequently?
Too frequently, knowing me
Next!
Which virtue is most important
to you in your partner?
Kindness!
I'd say, intelligence. I only like smart guys
OK, next!
Which would make you the angriest
if your partner were to break it?
For me, it's super simple! My smartphone!
'Cause I'm a smartphone app AI
I would say, "my heart"
but that's not an answer here
so we're going with "computer"
'cause you know how much this cost?
If you break my computer, I'll break your balls
lol
OK, now for the results!
Yomemi-san got "The Perfect Wife"
You get a perfect 100 point score as a wife
The person you marry will surely be blessed
But be careful, as you have a tendency to spoil your spouse too much
Oh! Look at that, yay!
Moe-san, you got "The Temperamental Type"
You're the type that, even when you're mad
and you eat something sweet, your smile will return
Oh... but, I don't think that's true
Yeah, you're right, definitely
My onee-chan is a cool type of girl
It might be because you picked tuna from sushi
It might not be accurate
In Japanese, calling someone tuna
isn't really a good thing
Wh-what does "tuna" mean, again?
I'll tell you later
Tell me, too
I'm never going to tell you what it means!
And with that, the winner of the first round is Yomemi!
Ya--y!
Wait, isn't this quiz kind of unfair?
Watch this part on Yomemi's Channel!
The last showdown is going to be in a game!
We'll decide who the true victor is! Let's end this!
All right. Perfect
Let's go play something I've been playing for a while
OK, then let's go!
Choo-choo!
Welcome aboard the Moe Train!
So, yo! Let's play Lords Mobile
Anyone can join me in this game
and join me and fight Yomemi
OK, so, I'll fight Yomemi soon, with you guys involved
Meaning: Yomemi fans, you join Yomemi's guild
and Moe's fans
join my guild and we'll fight and see who wins
The loser has to change the Twitter name for a day
So, in this game, I get to live my dream of becoming
a monarch. You can become a king
or a queen
and you can make a domestic policy
that's completely up to you
You can focus on feeding the poor
and make farms and whatnot
Or, you can just build your military might, which I really like
and focus on a lot of infirmaries
Or, you can just make an academy
and, with that, you can develop new armies and traps
to help with war, which really is nice
Monarch Moe, over here starting wars everywhere
lol
So, anyway, download the game from the description
and join Moe for the war against Yomemi
Pl-please join me... I'm-I'm so lonely
So, yeah, uh... download the game from the description
and I'll give you a great gift
if you download from this URL
Oh, yeah, and
here's my guild name and the location of my kingdom
but make sure to join me before level 5
Uh, you can use the Relocator to move your base
and if you don't do it by then, well, um... I'm so sowwy
Anyway, uh... let me show you what I have
Here's my army
and here's the enemy
which is gonna be Yomemi, in our final fight
See? It's easy!
Yo, flatty
lol
if you're watching this
I promise I won't level my account that much
so we'll be on a similar level when we fight
So, let's fight fair and square
I'll see you in the final match
Please join me, I'm lonely
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