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-Tell me if this is true.

I heard that there might be a return of "MacGruber."

Is this maybe come back, maybe as a television,

like, mini-movie episode thing?

-Okay, so it is true that Jorma Taccone,

John Solomon, and I all last week

pitched a "MacGruber," like, TV series to some places.

-Wow!

This is good.

-I mean, so, and it was a lot of fun to --

It was very much fun, but --

-I love "MacGruber." -Oh, man, thank you.

From time to time in these pitches,

I would kind of step outside my body and try to, like, picture

what these people that we were pitching to were thinking,

because the content is -- you know, how do I put this --

very powerful, you know.

-That's the way you would put it?

-Very important. Yeah.

-You think "MacGruber" is an important film?

-Yeah, I think that's the -- those are the best couple words.

-I mean, it's fantastic.

-Do you want a little sneak peek?

-Sure, I mean, we would --

-Just a tiny -- Okay, get up here.

You have to help me out here. -Okay, now, this is --

-So this is like a little sliver of dialogue

that will kind of give you an idea of the --

the high-minded and complex direction

that we're taking the MacGruber character.

-Yeah. MacGruber's like MacGyver.

He saves the world always last-minute and he's --

-Yeah, so for the purposes of this,

you'll be Kristen Wiig's character of Vicki St. Elmo.

-Vicki? Yes. Vicki St. Elmo.

-I will be Will Forte's character, MacGruber.

And -- -This is so cool.

-Here are your lines. -I'm honored.

-Go study them. -Okay.

-Line. -Okay.

-So take a look at that.

-I'm the highlighted one there.

-You're the highlighter. I'm highlighted here.

So all you have to know for this

is that Vicki, MacGruber, and Piper

have just foiled an evil plot

and Vicki and I are in a celebratory embrace.

Okay, so -- -Yeah.

-So you ready? -Yeah.

-And it begins.

Okay.

We did it. We did it.

-We really did.

-Well, my love, now that that's over,

I think it might be time for a little R&R.

[ Laughter ]

-Yeah, I could use a little rest and relaxation.

-No.

The other R&R.

[ Laughter ]

Ramming and rimming.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

And scene.

Scene.

So we pitched that.

We pitched that. We said that in a room.

To people in suits. -I don't want to hold this.

I don't want to hold that script.

Oh, my gosh, that is something else, man.

Wow. We just shared something there.

Will Forte, you are in the new show

that I'm very excited about this

because I know Dennis McNicholas.

He's a brilliant writer and comedian.

-Yeah.

-I know him from "Weekend Update" days

and "Saturday Night Live."

He was the head writer.

So he came up with this idea called "Alien News Desk."

-Yes. -And it's on Syfy.

-It's on Syfy.

And basically, it's an animated show

in which Heidi Gardner of "SNL" --

-Oh, yeah, she's great. -Amazing, super-funny woman.

She and I are news anchors, and we are also aliens.

So we are basically taking a look

at the news stories of Earth through the prism of an alien

and trying to figure out what the hell is going on on Earth.

And it's pretty fun.

-So this the aliens' take on what is happening on Earth.

-Yes.

-What is your character's name?

-My name is Drexx Drudlarr.

-Drexx Drudlarr, and that's the character you play.

-Yeah, kind of based on my face.

-[ Laughs ] I guess. -Yeah.

-I mean, he has eyes and a nose. Yeah.

And teeth. -And she is Tuva Van Void.

-Tuva Van Void? -Yeah.

-And is it fun doing voice-over stuff?

-It is the best 'cause, you know, you just go in.

You walk into a room. You talk into a microphone.

You don't have to shower or brush your teeth.

I still do shower and brush my teeth,

but it's liberating to know that you don't have to do that.

-Wow, yeah. To work.

-But it's the best. It's so much fun.

And Dennis McNicholas is so funny.

I love him. -Erik Kenward, Scott Gairdner.

-Oh, great. -They're amazing.

So the shows are all real fun. I'm proud of it.

-I want to show everyone a clip.

Here's Will Forte and Heidi Gardner

in "Alien News Desk."

Take a look at this.

-Tonight...

-Incoming stories from planet Earth.

-In uncertain times, more Americans

are hiding their valuables in the body cavities of dead birds.

-Now that the Earth has eaten a few houses,

scientists are worried it's developed a taste

for human architecture.

-The celebrity nip slip.

Accidental exposure of a milk duct on a famous mammary gland.

Yet if this is so embarrassing,

why did human actor Hugh Jackman do it twice?

I'm Drexx Drudlarr.

The truth has its tongue down my ear.

-There you go. Will Forte, everybody.

For more infomation >> Will Forte Confirms MacGruber TV Series and Gives a Sneak Peek - Duration: 5:13.

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Will Forte Recreated Led Zeppelin's Houses of the Holy Album Art - Duration: 3:44.

-We have a lot to talk about. -Yeah.

-You just came from a giant trip.

You went to Ireland? -Yeah, I went to Ireland.

I have a couple high school buddies --

Alexei Voldwan, Henry Walker. -Uh-huh.

-And we all went Dublin to go see Ozzy Osbourne

perform in concert there.

-That's fantastic.

You went all the way to Ireland to see Ozzy?

-Yeah. So, it would've been fantastic,

but as we were, like, on Irish soil,

couple days before the concert,

he got sick and cancelled the show.

-Oh. That's a bummer. -So, yeah, it was a bummer.

'Cause it might be my last chance to see him perform live,

'cause the tour is called No More Tours.

[ Laughter ]

Well, actually it's called No More Tours II,

so maybe we have a shot. [ Laughter ]

-He's done this before. -Yeah, yeah.

So there could be No More Tours III, yeah.

-Yeah. -You got to see Ozzy Osbourne.

It would be amazing. -Yeah.

-But that's bummer, though. What'd you end up doing?

-Well, it was actually awesome because it freed us up

to go take this little road trip through the Irish countryside,

and we saw so much cool stuff.

Like, you know Giant's Causeway?

Have you heard of Giant's Causeway?

-No. -People probably haven't heard it

but they've probably seen it because it's the setting

for that famous Led Zeppelin album cover

"Houses of the Holy." -Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, you brought this here.

This is the album, Led Zeppelin, "Houses of the Holy."

-Yes. -I remember seeing this before.

That's a real place? -Yeah, that's a real place.

It's all these naturally forming rock structures

from a volcanic situation.

[ Laughter ] That's the scientific term.

-That's a term. [ Laughter ]

-Yeah, and so, I went there,

and we were taking tons of pictures.

And then, I had this fun idea that I would try to find

the exact spot where they took that picture

and then use that picture

to re-create a "Houses of the Holy" album

but with me in it instead. [ Laughter ]

So my buddy, Dave Noel, helped me out, and we --

I think you might appreciate what we came up with.

-I don't know if I want to see this.

-Yeah.

-Not bad. [ Laughter and applause ]

-Yeah. -That's an all-Will Forte

"Houses of the Holy" album cover.

-Yeah. -That must have taken you hours.

-That took... -Days.

-...quite a long time, but it was --

Well, it was worth it. [ Laughter ]

-Are you wearing shorts there?

-That's -- What is that called?

A dance belt. -You're wearing --

[ Laughter ] -Yeah.

-You had one with you in Ireland?

-But usually it goes the other way around so it covers it up,

so there's like a G-string situation that's going up

the other area. [ Laughter ]

It's not comfortable when that thing's going up your butt,

but, like, when it's going up your...

-Oh, yeah. All right, I understood, yeah.

-...penis and balls. [ Laughter ]

-Well, anyways, Will, this is another great --

-Yeah. -Thank you so much.

-Yeah. Well, so anyway, we got super excited

about how that turned out, so we were like,

"Let's try our hand at re-creating

other album covers, and, of course, if you're gonna,

you know, do any re-creation of an album cover,

the next one to try is "Abbey Road."

-Oh, fantastic. -Like, everybody's tried it.

So we did our version of "Abbey Road."

-Legendary.

[ Laughter ] Interesting.

-Yeah. -You took a different take.

-Different -- Slightly different take.

-Slightly different take on "Abbey Road."

[ Applause ]

-And then -- [ Laughter ]

That turned out just how we wanted it.

So we just went nuts, and we did so many different album covers.

I think you have a couple of them.

But, I mean -- Wow, this is a classic.

U2, "Joshua Tree." -"Joshua Tree."

-Yeah, that's great. [ Laughter ]

Well done. -Yeah.

-That's great. And, of course --

-Oh, yeah. Nirvana, "Nevermind."

-I mean, Will, these are all great.

They almost look like the exact album covers.

Well done. -I'm really proud of that work.

-You should. You should be.

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Seth Explains Teen Slang: George R.R. Martin, Stoned Henge - Duration: 3:31.

-I'm in my 40s now, I'm married, I have two kids,

but nothing -- I mean, nothing makes me feel older

than when I realize I no longer understand the slang terms

the teenagers are using.

And it seems like, these days, slang terms for teenagers

are evolving so fast, it's impossible to keep up.

So as a service to you and to me, we decided to give you

a primer on new teen slang terms

in a segment we call "Seth Explains Teen Slang."

♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ]

Our first new teen slang term is George R.R. Martin.

Here's the definition.

It's the kid who takes forever to finish writing an essay.

For example, "Jeremy said he can't go out tonight because

he's got to finish his 'Tale of Two Cities' essay,

even though that was due freshman year,

and we're seniors now."

#GeorgeRRMartin."

Our next new teen slang term is Subway sandwich.

What's the definition?

Well, it's someone who smells good

but ends up being kind of gross.

For example, "Went out with Noah

because he smells like sandalwood cologne,

but the first thing he did on our date

was show me how he could burp the alphabet.

That boy a Subway sandwich."

Next up... [ Cheers and applause ]

Next up, we have Democratic primary.

Let's see the definition.

It's a party that you just know

is going to have too many people.

For example, "Lisa's prom after party

was supposed to be a small get-together,

but Brandon blabbed about it,

so now it's going to be a real Democratic primary."

Next up, we have chau-fuehrer.

This is someone who lets you ride in their car

but is a real Nazi about it.

Here it is in a sentence.

"Mike offered to drive us to the mall,

but that chau-fuehrer made us all take off our shoes,

and he kicked out Michelle out on the side of the highway

for chewing gum.

Yeah. Very useful.

Good one to have in your back pocket.

Moving on, we have Severus Vape.

This is the creepy teacher

who's always outside smoking his e-cig.

For example, "For the third time this week,

Mr. Caldwell just threw on an episode of 'Cosmos,"

and then that Severus Vape went out to his Camry

and smoked his Juul."

This one is really blowing up with the teens.

It's seven minutes in Levin.

You know. No?

This is a party game where someone goes in a closet

alone for seven minutes while everyone else outside

gossips about them like TMZ's Harvey Levin.

For example, "Finally got invited to

one of Kara's keg parties, and they pushed me

in the closet for seven minutes in Levin.

I didn't get to kiss anybody,

but I heard Kayla say my body is def not beach-ready."

Moving on. We have sock tail.

This is a mixed drink that tastes like a foot.

For example, "Kyle thinks he's a real mixologist.

He made me a drink with tomato juice, old beer,

and an uncracked egg.

#SockTail.

Our last teen slang term is Stonedhenge.

This is something you tried to put together

while you were high.

For example, "I got baked and went to IKEA last night,

and when I woke up, there was a mysterious crumbling structure

in my living room, and nobody knows

what it's for or who built it.

#Stonedhenge.

This has been "Seth Explains Teen Slang."

For more infomation >> Seth Explains Teen Slang: George R.R. Martin, Stoned Henge - Duration: 3:31.

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Devocional APC - Pastor Mao. ECO 13 - Duration: 7:23.

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Trump's Rally in El Paso, Mexican Drug Lord El Chapo - Monologue - Duration: 4:43.

-Let's get to the news.

President Trump held a rally in El Paso last night

where he spoke to reporters while standing in front of

a banner with the words, "finish the wall."

Oh, finish the wall.

Well, it sounds like they're making great imaginary progress.

[ Laughter ]

So we don't have to give him any money, and a year from now,

he'll be at a rally in front of this banner.

[ Laughter ]

President Trump said yesterday that 69,000 people had signed up

to attend his rally in El Paso, but that only 10,000 people

were allowed inside before later claiming that 35,000 people

actually attended, while law enforcement said

only 6,500 were inside the arena.

So, yeah. We do need to see his tax returns.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Not a numbers guy.

"Oh, what happened was I carried the one,

and I threw it out the window."

[ Laughter ]

A verdict was reached this afternoon in the trial of

Mexican drug lord El Chapo,

who now faces life in prison for 10 counts,

including engaging in continuing criminal enterprise,

conspiracy to launder narcotics proceeds,

international distribution of cocaine, and use of firearms.

Or as Trumps calls it, "A pretty good résumé for my cabinet."

[ Laughter and applause ]

"Secretary of Cool Guy Stuff."

[ Applause ]

"Be a lot more fun than you, Steve Mnuchin."

[ Laughter ]

El Chapo allegedly made almost $14 billion

during his time as the head of his cartel.

Wow. $14 billion.

So either he's going away for life,

or he's about to announce he's running in two-2020.

Twenty. [ Laughter ]

I'm sorry, guys.

I think what happens is I'm scared of El Chapo.

[ Laughter ]

I think I realized it was making light of El Chapo,

and I'm pretty just scared of him, so.

[ Laughter ]

I purposely [bleep] up that joke, so.

[ Laughter ]

So El Chapo don't come for me.

If anything -- if anything,

I think he should come for the audience.

[ Laughter ]

I don't know why they think this is so funny.

You got to go to jail. That sucks, man. That sucks.

[ Laughter ]

President Trump's former lawyer Michael Cohen yesterday

postponed his scheduled congressional testimony

for a third time due to post-surgery medical needs.

Apparently, a suspicious mole had him removed.

[ Laughter ]

The head of a flight attendants union yesterday

called for demonstrations at all major airports

if lawmakers fail to avoid another government shutdown,

and warn that labor groups may call for a work stoppage.

The flight attendants are threatening to walk out

here, here, here, and here.

[ Laughter and applause ]

According to the latest numbers,

the Grammy Awards had around 20 million viewers this year.

The only person who didn't see it

was the guy sitting behind Cardi B's dress.

[ Laughter ]

"Excuse me, Miss B?"

[ Laughter ]

A new app has launched in the UK that allows farmers

to swipe through profiles of cows

in order to find good breeding partners for their cattle.

It's called Grindr.

[ Laughter and applause ]

Amazon announced today it will launch

a dedicated Coachella Music Festival page

on its site where customers can shop for festival needs.

That story again, Amazon sells drugs now.

[ Laughter ]

A start-up is seeking funding to create a product

that allows couples to press a button in order to let

the other person know that they are in the mood to have sex.

Just don't get them mixed up.

"Dad, what's up with the garage door?

It's going crazy!"

[ Laughter ]

"Dad!" [ Laughter ]

And finally, after fashion brand Gucci came under fire

for selling a sweater that critics say resembled blackface,

rapper Soulja Boy said that he's in process of

removing his Gucci face tattoo.

Said Adam Levine,

"Man, I hope California doesn't do anything too bad."

For more infomation >> Trump's Rally in El Paso, Mexican Drug Lord El Chapo - Monologue - Duration: 4:43.

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Venezuelas Außenminister: "Blockade durch die USA und deren Partner, keine humanitäre Krise" - Duration: 2:09.

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Nepali Love Old V/S New Songs Romantic,(Special Valentine) Jukebox | 2019 Nepali Love Audio Jukebox - Duration: 1:28:49.

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Cute Pupies Playing With Baby - Cute Baby Video - Duration: 3:31.

Thanks For Watching!!

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Seventy-four regulations for SMEs have been reformed in deregulation drive - Duration: 0:41.

Through the government's push to cut red tape, seventy-four regulations regarding SMEs

have been reformed.

On Wednesday, the Office for Government Policy Coordination announced the results of last

year's public-private task force on deregulation.

The seventy-four improvements focus on the work environment, lessening the burden on

management and simplifying the administration process for businesses.

The changes mainly affect the hydrogen-fueled vehicles, drones, virtual reality, and bio-pharmaceutical

sectors.

In addition, the task force has reformed a total of one-hundred-and-fifty-three unfair

or inefficient regulations through forty-two meetings and field visits.

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فوائد الموز اكتشف فائدة واضرار كل لون والاختلاف بينهما - Duration: 3:31.

Bananas are an excellent source of potassium, providing the nutrients and vitamins your body requires. But for every banana color, from vibrant green to dark and speckled, it has its own health benefits.

Discover this in the following video:

Green Banana If there are problems with blood sugar, green bananas can help control it.

Green bananas do not cause a high glycemic index, so it is a simple snack for those who monitor sugar levels. Green bananas also help prevent and treat diarrhea, so take one if you experience such a problem.

Yellow bananas, green to green. This wonderful bananas to reduce the cravings for food, while the green full of hunger for a longer time.

It also helps maintain healthy blood sugar levels. The yellow yellow banana is also rich in fiber, so it will help maintain regularity of defecation and is beneficial for the good bacteria that live in your body.

hard yellow bananas For most people, this is the perfect banana. It exfoliates perfectly and is not soft or soft

Our bodies are able to digest this bananas better, and the antioxidants in the yellow bananas perfectly help to protect against diseases.

Spotted Banana This banana also contains powerful antioxidants, which is useful for patients with tumors. Brown spots on bananas mean they can help break down abnormal cells in the body,

which cause cancer. However, this type of bananas is much sweeter than other types, so avoid eating the spotted banana until you control the sugar levels.

Brown bananas Soak and sweeten bananas, brown bananas are rich in tryptophan, reducing stress and anxiety.

It is also rich in nutrients that promote muscle and bone health. So, the next time you feel tired, or need a good meal after exercise, think of eating a brown banana!

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