-And I told him, never mess with the golden rule: Sisters Before Misters!
-Amen!
-So um, speaking of which - Steph - when are we gonna hear about the mystery guy?
-Maybe I want to keep him all to myself?
-Hey, I still think it's a little sketchy that he doesn't have a Facebook.
-Oh no no no no! That's not weird. I just started seeing someone who's off the grid, and
we just had the most amazing night together.
-Details!
-Okay, well, um, he's in finance, so he really balances out my creative side, and he's a feminist.
-He better be!
-I know it's so early, and we've only been on one date but like,
I really think he could be the one!
Check him out - he's cute right!
-Wait a second - that's him - that's Sam!
-Sorry, what?
-I mean, we went out too, I don't own him or anything like that.
-Oh no! Me neither. We just went on one date. One perfect date.
-I mean, he's not gonna come in between our friendship or anything.
-No! Never!
-It's going down. - Brie me.
-So when did you two meet? -December the 5th?
-Stacie's party? -Precisely.
-Funny - I don't remember seeing you there.
-You are just so beautiful. So did it hurt? -What?
-When you fell from heaven.
-Oh, my ride's here - call me though. -Definitely.
- Oh! Jeeze. - I'm sorry.
-Did it hurt? -Excuse me?
-When you fell from Heaven. -It did.
-Okay, so clearly he met me first.
-I guess you didn't leave that much of an impression if he still asked for my phone number.
-Alright, alright. When's your next date?
-Tomorrow. We're doing a tasting menu. Jacket. Required.
-Game on.
-This really takes me back to when I was riding my motorcycle through Chile.
I really just. I don't buy into this school of thought that men shouldn't have emotion.
If something or someone moves you, what's wrong with letting yourself feel?
-Will you two be having any dessert tonight?
-Yes I - -Stephanie! What are you doing here?
-Do you two know each other? -We used to be friends.
-You know I was just passing through when I saw my two favorite people breaking bread!
Is that seat taken?
-You just got out of a relationship.
I haven't dated anyone in two years - he could break my dry spell!
-This is a true connection, okay?
This is more than skin-deep. He understands me soul to soul!
-I. Will kill you.
-Ladies, could I just interject something here?
-Sam, you're a small-town boy who longs for a simpler time.
I too grew up in an idyllic farm town. I killed a chicken with my bare hands
-Yeah, but you also said that you left that small little town to come into the big city!
I'm a New Yorker - I'm cultured! I speak six languages!
-We're astrologically flawless.
-Your sister followed me on Instagram.
-I remind you of your Mom - but not in a weird way!
-I Facetimed with your Dad!
-Whoah! Okay. Uh, honestly? I'm a little freaked out.
We never talked about anything serious. And when did you Facetime with my Dad?
Weird. Really, really weird.
See I thought, we were just having fun. And honestly, seeing the two
of you degrade each other like this? Come on. You're better than that.
-Fun? Who takes a girl to a twelve-course tasting menu for fun!
-What are you, a serial killer?
-Who raised you?
-Have you no decency?
-Waste of my goddamn time.
-So, that's gonna be a no to a threesome?
-It's insane how you can just view everything through rose-colored glasses.
-Oh, I know. I mean, it's like, he didn't even have a Facebook! Huge red flag.
-Oh my God, look who it is.
-Did it hurt? -What?
-When you fell from heaven?
-Um, you can put our drinks on his tab.
-Sisters before misters? -Here here!
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