Is that a pen?
It makes me feel like Hermione
Hello!
Hello.
I'm Malina.
And I'm Delenn.
And we're playing the newly-friend game.
Yeah.
Because we've known each other for like five months.
I feel like it's two months.
Two?
BAYLEE: Cowboy Festival was in April.
April? April? April?
April, May, June, July... Three.
Three months.
So, we're both wrong.
We're both wrong.
BAYLEE: I'm the only correct one because I remembered the day!
Yes
Baylee is sick, so she's living in a phone for now
and she's going to be asking us the questions.
Wait, how do we play this game?
So, we write down what our answer is,
like what our favorite color is--
My favorite color, I write down.
Yeah, I thought it was like I write down what I think
your favorite color is.
I thought I write down...
She said to write down my favorite color.
Yeah, so I write down my favorite color.
BAYLEE: So like now, what is the other person's birthday?
BAYLEE: Write down your own birthday, and then verbally say [inaudible]
Can I say a season?
I'm just going to write down my birthday.
I'm going to write down my birthday.
BAYLEE: And then just guess.
BAYLEE: Can I give you a hint?
BAYLEE: January--
BAYLEE [distorted]: January is when Delenn's birthday is and October is when Malina's birthday is.
January... 23rd.
Kinda close. You're like five days off.
I know how to add, I just...
Okay, wait. You said October.
Is your birthday on October... 17th?
Yeah.
Wait!
Wait, really?
BAYLEE: That's iconic.
This game, we're changing it,
it's called "Delenn's a Psychic". Welcome to her show.
Okay, cool!
Okay, alright, alright,
what's the next question?
[whispered] How did I guess your birthday?
[whispered] I don't know.
BAYLEE: What is each other's, like, hidden talent?
Can I just write a paragraph about why I love her?
BAYLEE: No.
BAYLEE: You're writing your own answer!
Yeah!
Oh!
So, like, the most prominent thing that we think
somebody would guess?
BAYLEE: Yeah, you can write down multiple, Delenn
'cause you've got lots of s***.
BAYLEE: Am I allowed to say that?
No, I'll bleep you.
You guess first, because I'm gonna
no be able to go very well.
Okay, yeah, you're like an author--
Yeah
--and you write songs--
Yes
--and you also like archery.
And then, like, you fight...
I forgot what it's called. It's like--
Martial arts?
Yeah, but which specific one?
[whispered] A lot of them.
Ohhh!
Like, several.
BAYLEE: Yes, like "several". Just several.
Six or seven.
That's a lot.
Yes.
BAYLEE: I accept all of those answers,
and I am the game master.
Can you...
Skydive?
No, I want to.
Are you a wizard?
I wish I was.
The answer is "yes".
I convinced people that I was a witch
in the fifth grade, and then I convinced them
that they were witches, and I formed a coven.
A powerful imagination.
Yes!
BAYLEE: I like that Malina just casually formed a coven
in the fifth grade!
Goals.
BAYLEE: What is the favorite animal of the person?
[inaudible]
BAYLEE: Like write down your favorite animal and then guess the other person's.
I got stickers for you.
BAYLEE: What?
I got stickers for you!
BAYLEE: Stickers?!
Yeah!
I feel like yours is something super intense
like a jaguar.
"Hi, my favorite animal is murder."
BAYLEE: Wait, what's your favorite animal?
You have to guess first.
I don't know. A lion.
A lion?
No, my favorite animal is either a raven or a crow.
Oh...
Which is funny because a murder of crows.
That's what a group of crows is called.
Ha... (great joke, loser)
Okay, wait, is your favorite animal...
Butterflies?
No.
A wolf?
Is it a cat?
Yeah
Oh, okay!
But I like panthers.
But, like, just any cat will do.
Cats, felines, yeah.
BAYLEE: What is the other person's favorite fruit?
BAYLEE: Write down your own answer.
Oh, right.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yep, yep, yep.
If you say raspberry, I'm going to sue you.
I'm guessing yours is a berry. Blueberries?
No.
Strawberries.
Oh...
[mimicking] Ohhhhh...
Is yours pears?
No, I hate pears.
Me too.
BAYLEE: I love pears, shut up!
I just don't like them.
You shut up, I'm allergic to them.
I'm allowed to hate things I'm allergic to.
I'm allergic to everything.
Is it papaya?
No.
Is it dragonfruit?
It's... no.
Is it the pineapple?
No.
It's something really boring.
Apples?
No.
Bananas?
No.
Oranges?
No.
Grapes?
Yeah!
I was going to say raspberry,
but then you said not to.
Okay, well that's kind of perfect! (Malina means Raspberries in Russian.)
Yeah.
That's delightful.
Yeah
Congrats.
I think we both did very poorly on that question.
Yeah.
Did we get the points or no?
I'm so confused, I don't know how many points I got.
I have one point because I guessed your birthday.
I don't think I have any.
I mean, I guessed all that stuff.
[crosstalk]
BAYLEE: What is the other person's shoe size?
Yeah, we're the same shoe size!
[both] I don't know my shoe size.
Oh, wait, wait, I know. I know my shoe size.
I don't think you're a seven and a half
because I'm an eight and a half
Wait...
Try on these shoes
Oh, these are big on me.
They're big for you? Then you're probably an eight.
Worked that one out!
BAYLEE: Pay attention to me.
BAYLEE: Pay attention to me, I need affection.
Hello
BAYLEE: Why did I die?
We put you down.
[laughter of realization]
BAYLEE: [inaudible] I'm crying now.
BAYLEE: What is the other person's favorite food?
BAYLEE: Write down your own.
I don't even know my own favorite food.
BAYLEE: Delenn, just write something down.
BAYLEE: You're stupid.
Thank you... very much.
I know my favorite food.
I don't know if I know how to spell it.
BAYLEE: Same.
Because I've had this problem since elementary school.
I never knew how to spell this food.
Is it quinoa?
No!
BAYLEE: I'm gonna kill myself if it's quinoa.
It's apparently not.
[whispered] Thank you.
BAYLEE: Why is that your answer? That's a dumb answer.
Because it tastes good.
Oh wait, I think I saw your answer.
I'm trying to think of things that are hard to say--
I mean, spell.
Is it soufflé?
No.
BAYLEE: It's like a normal food, Delenn.
It's just challenging for me.
Just as a person.
It has three syllables, though.
Sassafras..?
That's a tree.
That's a type of tree.
Yes, I love eating sassafras.
Is your food pineapple?
That's not it.
That's not iiiiit...
Oh, like pineapple and something.
Yeah!
What foods have pineapple in it?
BAYLEE: Raspberry, I don't eat this thing.
Pineapple peanut butter?
[whispered in horror] What?
Nooo...
BAYLEE: Raspberry, do you give up?
Yes.
I give up too and I didn't even guess anything.
BAYLEE: I don't--
Ham.
Yeah.
Oh.
BAYLEE: I always eat pasta.
Her answer is pasta? Spaghetti!
Yeah!
BAYLEE: There you go.
Is it spelled right? I feel like...
Yeah!
It is? Okay.
Yeah!
We should do one more question.
BAYLEE: Turn away from each other, turn away from
each other, don't look at each other. What's each other's eye color?
I think yours is blue.
No.
No?
No, no.
It's brown then--no, green.
No.
Hazel?
Yeah.
Are yours just--Yours are just dark, aren't they?
Like, brown.
Yeah.
Like, dark brown.
Yeah
I have two points.
I have one.
Delenn won.
BAYLEE: Delenn won, so does that mean Raspberry has to die?
No!
No, that's not good.
BAYLEE: Are you sure that's not the forfeit?
I'll pass.
In spite of my victory, we're not going to kill Raspberry.
BAYLEE: In spite. MALINA: Sadly.
Alright, well.
I think we've proven that you don't have to know
anything about each other in order to be friends.
Yep!
So, that's the real goal.
Okay!
Bye, goodbye Youtube.
Sorry I'm so, like, dumb.
We're all dumb inside.
BAYLEE: I'm waving too and you can't see me.
Baylee says bye.
BAYLEE: Wowee.
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