Youtube daily Jul 13 2017

-That went well. -We've lost the boy, Master.

The Autobots must be shielding their signals.

I can't even rely on you to swat a simple insect?

-One insect among seven billion! -Shut up!

He could be anywhere.

Then we will force them to find him for us!

It's time for the world to know of our presence.

No more disguises. No mercy!

The time has come for my master's arrival.

Decepticons, mobilize. It is time.

Speaking French is so exciting!

Oh, God, who is this?

Hello? I mean, bonsoir!

-What? Who is this?

Jeez!

You are invading my space. I'm gonna have to drop you.

Would you get out of here?

I didn't come all the way across the ocean to eat a plate of snails.

I want to try new things.

Looks like Canadian goose poop.

It's nasty.

Revenge is mine.

Yeah!

… definitely not a plane…

Look, carriers don't just sink.

… a horrible accident or a terrorist attack or worse…

Negative. NORAD confirmed,

projectile came from beyond our atmosphere, inbound at 30, 000 knots.

Citizens of the human hive,

your leaders have withheld the truth.

You are not alone in this universe.

We have lived among you, hidden,

but no more.

As you've seen, we can destroy your cities at will,

unless you turn over this boy

If you resist us, we will destroy the world as you know it.

What we're hearing from the German government

is that the world broadcast was a satellite hacking.

The military has just told us they have assumed Condition Delta,

which is the highest level we have been at since 9/11.

President Obama is being flown to a bunker

somewhere in the middle of the United States

in the face of the worst simultaneous attacks ever around the globe.

The aircraft carrier USS Roosevelt goes down off the East Coast, all hands lost.

Worldwide casualties are in the neighborhood of 7, 000,

but that number could climb.

It's still too early to tell.

What we need to ask now is, "Who and why?"

The FBI is still trying to locate the boy, Sam Witwicky.

We believe they have information about the attacks.

The FBI, CIA and Interpol

are all seeking the cooperation of worldwide law enforcement.

You need to listen to this, man. You gotta check this out.

-They have a traffic-camera spotting…

I just need you to focus

-for one minute, man. -Just stop.

This thing has blown up to a whole other level, all right?

You know what? Give me this thing. They can track us.

-Do you see this? -What?

They can track us? Like, satellite track us?

Okay, I'm not even with you guys!

Technically, I'm like a hostage. This is kidnapping…

-Enough is… -Yo, Leo!

This thing's gonna give me a heart attack, I swear.

-That's 'cause you is a wuss. -You guys forced me into that car, right?

I think he's scared.

Hey, Mudflap, what are we gonna do with this shrimp taco?

Let's pop a cap in his ass, throw him in the trunk

and then nobody gonna know nothing, know what I mean?

-Not in my trunk. -Yo, bumper cars? I'm hearing you.

Okay? I'm right here and I can hear you!

No one's popping any caps in any asses, okay?

I've had a hell of a day!

Why don't you get a haircut with your bitch ass?

Go whine to your boyfriend!

Listen, Sam, I know what I'm gonna do, man. Look, I'm just going to go

to the authorities and tell them the truth.

Like, I had nothing to do with this.

-So, I'm not an accomplice. -Hey, you wanted this, right?

You wanted the real deal? Well, that's what this is.

Wake up! You're in the middle of it!

You want to run? Go ahead! No one's stopping you.

Stop complaining.

What is the meaning of this?

You dare point a gun at me?

You want a piece of me? I will tear you apart!

Drop your weapons! Drop your weapons!

-Tell them to lower their weapons! -Tell them first.

Tell them to lower their weapons.

Major, there's nothing I can do. Talk to him.

Your NEST team is deactivated, Major.

You are to cease anti-Decepticon operations

and return to Diego Garcia pending further orders.

No, we take our orders directly from Chairman Morshower, sir.

Well, I'll see your Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

and I will raise you a President of the United States.

I have operational command now.

An alien blood feud has been brought to our shores

for which our soldiers are paying the price.

The secret is out!

This is our war now and we will win it as we always have,

with a coordinated military strategy.

This fool is terribly misinformed.

You're gonna need every asset that you've got.

What we need is to draw up battle plans

while we explore every possible diplomatic solution.

Like what, handing over the kid?

All options are being considered.

Whatever the Decepticons are after, this is just the start.

-There is no negotiating with them. -I'm ordering you to stand down.

You won't be needing this anymore. Get your assets back to base!

And take that pile of scrap metal back to Diego Garcia.

Let's go!

I really don't like that dude. He's an asshole.

Autobots, report to hangar for transport.

-Ironhide, we should leave this planet. -That's not what Optimus would want.(Cliptonite)