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Man from the Future | 미래에서 온 남자 [Gag Concert / 2017.07.15] - Duration: 8:11.
(Man from the Future)
Hello!
I am your host Park Seongkwang!
Don't be surprised, people.
Would you believe it if there was someone
from the year 2087 living in this year of 2017?
Everyone, the world wants to know about him.
Introducing the man from the future!
He's from the future!
Amazing!
Hello!
So amazing!
- Wow! You're from the future! / - Gosh...
Hello! Hello.
What was that?
- Don't misunderstand. / - What?
That means I'm happy to see you.
What?
This is how we greet each other in the future.
- In the future? / - Good to see you!
I see...
I was flustered.
- You were flustered? / - Yes.
You were...
I ought to...
What was that?
That's how we apologize in the future.
- So that's how you apologize in the future. / - Yes.
- Many things change in the future. / - Yes.
This is so amazing. Someone from the future.
From the future...
Who is this person with you?
Who's he?
He's a fan.
- He's a fan? / - Yes.
This is what fans look like in the future?
This is what they look like in the future.
It's a portable fan.
That's amazing! It looks human!
I feel like he's being a bit cautious.
He looks really human.
Dang it...
Isn't he human?
Artificial intelligence.
This is...
He's not human?
He's a machine.
He seems human.
Harder.
He's not human?
He's a machine.
That's amazing.
Alright, I see...
So...
I am a bit disappointed.
About what?
Your outfit.
I expected something different in the future.
This looks a bit...
It's a Joseon era outfit.
No?
- They say fashion is cyclical. / - Yes...
In the future, the trends have all been done before
and now, this Joseon era outfit is the hottest look.
- Now it's the Joseon era? / - Yes, it's very popular.
So people dress like this in Gangnam?
- Where? / - Gangnam.
Gangnam? Gangnam is...
Oh! The historic site?
- Gangnam becomes a historic site? / - Yeah.
- In 70 years... / - Sure.
- Really? / - That's where kids take field trips to.
So the property value really went up...
It's a historic site.
I see.
Then...
Now that Gangnam has become historic,
I want to know the hot place of the future.
- Yeah? / - What's the busy area?
Tell us.
Tell us! Where is it?
- You want to know? / - I'll write it down!
Goesan, Chungcheonbuk-do.
It's amazing.
That's unexpected.
Goesan's Goerosugil is where
all the fashionistas go!
- Goesan? How did that happen? / - Goesan.
It was mentioned by the investing wiz,
Warren Buffet and then it became a hot place.
Oh, right! If it's mentioned by a famous person...
- Yeah! / - It gets really popular.
Now I get it.
- Very good. / - So what happened?
- Warren Buffet came to Korea... / - Yeah.
And after finishing a bowl of blood sausage soup...
"Ma'am, check please."
That's when Goesan became a hot place.
Then if a celebrity says,
"I love "Entertainment Weekly,""
will Junggye blow up too?
- No. / - Then what?
"I love you." Sadang would blow up.
I don't think you're from the future.
- You don't think so? / - You're forcing it!
- You don't believe me? / - That makes no sense!
- Do you like spicy mixed noodles? / - Yes!
And that's all there is to you.
What does that mean?
- Next question. / - What did that mean?
Ask the next question.
What is he talking about?
- Here's the next question. / - Okay.
- I'm really curious about this. / - What?
The World Cup...
It's 2017 now.
The coach for the Korean team
has been replaced.
The next coach hasn't been decided yet.
Tell us that.
- That? / - Yes, I'm very curious.
Who will become the coach
for the Korean team?
Director Hong Sangsu.
Hong Sangsu...
- You mean the film director? / - Yes, that director.
- For films... / - Yes, yes.
Why would a film director coach soccer?
He has amazing tactics.
- Tactics? / - Simply amazing!
What does he do?
He gathers the players and Hong Sangsu says...
"Let's start the shoot."
Then the ball goes in.
"Let's start the shoot." And the ball goes in again.
"Let's start the shoot." The ball keeps going in!
He's amazing.
And best of all, he gets Min.
Kim Minhui?
Son Heungmin.
- I'm sorry. / - What are you saying?
- I'm sorry. / - Don't be ridiculous!
- It's not like that... / - You!
- Yes. / - You like spicy rice cakes?
- Yes. / - And that's all there is to you.
What was that?
That doesn't make sense!
Alright. Last question.
Alright then.
Hold on.
I think your machine seems tired.
Enough.
His face is really red.
He's a machine.
Hold on...
Hold on!
- I got him! / - What?
- Hey! / - What?
- What is this? / - Huh?
Look at that!
You have a real fan.
- That's a charger. / - A charger?
A machine needs to be charged.
- He's charging? / - It's a charger.
He's a machine.
It seems strange. Alright.
- I'll just believe you. / - Of course.
Last question.
It's about the idols of the future.
Sure.
- Korea is obsessed with idols now. / - Right.
You know "Produce 101?"
That's still going on in the future.
- It's on in the future? / - Season 72.
It's incredible.
"Produce 1,000,001."
They pick a million and one people.
They pick that many?
It takes 5 years to pick a winner.
5 years...
It's amazing.
- It's incredible. / - I don't believe you.
Why won't you believe me?
Who here would believe you?
This is why I brought
a winner from the future.
Yes! I'd believe that!
- I'm sorry. / - Winner, step out!
Come on out!
Why are you so tired?
You got all winded just from coming here?
2, 3... Take that!
- Good. / - What's your problem, punk?
Your outfit...
Idols work hard from when they're trainees.
He was picked? You call him an idol?
He spent time as a trainee too.
- That's it. Give me the photo evidence. / - Yes.
He practiced so hard...
- When he was a trainee? / - Sure. Bring it.
This should prove it.
Look how much he struggled.
And now, he's an idol.
It's just an ultrasound!
And he started in his mom's womb
but that's still a bit late.
- Late? / - Yeah.
Trainees that start even earlier...
Are with their fathers.
- They start from here? / - Sure.
- They're already training in here? / - Sure.
I'm raising two myself.
Their body waves are amazing.
You're raising two?
-That's right. / - Excuse me.
I'm sorry to interrupt but
may I sing a song?
- You're so tactless! / - Oh, yes.
Sing your song that won 1st in "Music Bank."
Show them.
Why is he so tired?
Hey, hey!
I get you.
But what are you doing?
The trainees in my body need to practice now.
Get out. Get out of here!
- Why are you apologizing? / - Get out!
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Say Anything Festival | 아무 말 대잔치 [Gag Concert / 2017.07.15] - Duration: 3:59.
(Say Anything Festival)
Hello, viewers.
This is Gag Concert's Say Anything Festival.
Special beam cannon!
What was that?
I just said anything.
- It's the Say Anything Festival. / - Right.
Then let's meet our first contestant now.
Want to come over for...
That was it!
Nice job!
Textbook example!
That was so good it might give you indigestion!
That's right.
If Oh Nami was Seolhyun...
Impossible.
Let's meet the next contestant.
You're stiff here. You need Suji's spit.
An amylase statement!
That's right.
That was so disgustingly well done!
That's right!
Did you get plenty of Suji's spit on you?
Seolhyun!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is she Cat-woman?
Stop drinking so much!
Cat-woman drank until she became wasted!
That one deserves praise.
Good job! Stamp, stamp!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is it Leon?
Here's the extra lettuce you ordered.
Thank you.
She just ordered more lettuce.
♪ Is there anyone to order more lettuce? ♪
Let's meet the next lettuce.
"Star Wars?"
This is a construction zone. Please turn back.
A safe and absurd statement!
That was very well done like shoddy construction.
I'm annoyed too at this inconvenience!
I'm excited!
Let's meet the next contestant.
The scene of a crime?
Congratulations on opening your business!
It wasn't a police line!
It was a ribbon cutting.
Up, up.
Down, down.
Let's meet the next contestant.
(Before cosmetic surgery, after)
The order was changed up.
That's right!
What clinic is that?
Lee Byeongwon?
Kidding me are you?
Meet the next contestant let's.
Honey. Cha, cha, cha.
Red cape, cha, cha, cha.
Let's meet the next contestant. Cha, cha, cha!
Dang it!
Is it an interrogation?
I won.
They were playing a game!
Right. That's a traditional French game, right?
The coin game.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is he a goalie?
Bye! I can't go out far!
He wasn't a goalie! He was saying good-bye.
What is that?
How many fingers?
7!
You got me.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Kiss time at a baseball game?
It's us!
Good job.
Kiss, kiss!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Jini, grant my wish.
Jini!
♪ Hwang Jini, Hwang Jini, Jini, Jini ♪
- Not a genie from a lamp! It's Hwang Jini! / - Right.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is he begging?
I caught a minnow.
He wasn't begging! He was bragging!
How many days did he try to catch that?
What is it?
Singing off key.
From the Say Anything Festival
this has been caster fine dust...
And commentator that's life.
Hello!
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Acting Idols | 연기돌 [Gag Concert / 2017.07.15] - Duration: 7:09.
(Acting Idols)
Today's movie audition
is for the movie about a martial artist
that only wears underwear, "Kung Fu Panties."
First candidate, come on in.
Hello.
I'm a rookie actor, Kim Hoegyeong.
I believe that the set-up is key in acting.
Yes, the set-up is very important.
What kind of acting did you prepare?
I'll play a man trapped on a deserted island.
Great! Ready... Action!
I'm stuck on this deserted island.
What? Then... Hold on...
I'd rather die!
What're you doing?
The set-up is that I'm stuck with Oh Nami
and Lee Suji and I have to choose one.
You're by yourself!
- Now, it's the scene of you crossing the sea. / - Yes.
I must escape this island.
Hey! It's a boat.
Move it, move it.
Get down.
- Move. / - What're you doing?
The set-up is that it's a banana boat so
monkeys are rushing to it.
It's not that kind of banana!
- Just look around you. / - Yes.
It's a letter.
Dang it.
What letter was that?
The set-up is that it's a chain letter...
It's not a chain letter!
You're out! Go sit down!
Coming up with strange things...
Next candidate, come on in.
Hello.
I'm a Hollywood actress, Nami Oh.
Oh!
You're out.
Don't I look so slim in person?
My height is 165cm.
Not 165m?
This is Hollywood!
If you do this, the guys go crazy!
They love it!
They wait for me from early in the morning.
It's to catch the first train.
- I'll show you my acting. / - Don't.
Here I go.
Sir, can you show me the script?
Geez...
A scene where I fight with my boyfriend.
Just a moment.
Okay! Action!
Honey, I think we've grown apart.
What's the reason?
It's probably the distance between
between the platform and train.
Forget it.
I'm going to close my heart.
The doors are closing.
That's good.
I've met someone else.
What? You'll transfer to another girl?
That's right!
You have transferred.
So stop being so clingy and get lost.
How could you say that?
I'm so angry!
What the...
What is this?
Hey!
Anyway, never show yourself in front of me.
- Taehun, I'll destroy you! / - I'm leaving.
You're not destroying anything.
So scary!
What are you doing?
This is Hollywood!
If you do this, the guys go crazy!
They love it!
The soldiers cry when they see me.
They think you're the train to the army.
What? I'm so angry!
Stop doing that!
Stop it!
You're out! Get out of here!
Go take her to a garage.
Last candidate, come on in.
Ma'am... What brings you here?
Hello.
I'm an actress of 40 years. I'm Kim Jeongja.
We're sorry but the only roles we have left
are dirty roles like a lady at the night club.
There are no dirty roles in acting.
No matter how dirty the role,
you totally sterilize it and make it clean.
This is the spirit of acting.
I am merely a 1 ton fumigation truck.
Goodness!
So contaminated.
Fumigation is complete.
Now that I'm done fumigating,
I'll act as the night club lady.
Yes.
Hold on...
Now that I'm in the night club,
it's time to party!
Goodness!
Don't do this!
I'm just here to dance.
Gosh, why are you so strong?
Goodness!
Why is it so bright here? What is this?
Why'd you bring me into the kitchen?
I am not a kitchen worker!
I'm a regular here!
I can hear the music from in here too.
- ♪ The regular will just dance and go ♪ / - Ma'am.
I'm sorry but your acting
is too unrealistic.
There is no unrealistic in acting.
I was merely expressing the thriftiness of the lady
as she'd pack leftover fruit from the next table
in her side dish containers.
This is the spirit of acting!
My neck...
Alright, ma'am.
Hurry and show us the scene of the lady
being successfully set up with a man.
There is no hurrying in acting!
Acting comes out once you've
totally pulled the audience in.
I am merely a dancing model promoting acting.
Come by and take a look at the acting!
Just take a look
and you can get 3 samples.
Wink! Blowing kisses!
Shaking my butt!
Okay.
Now that I've pulled in the male viewers...
I'll act as the lady at the night club.
It's an honor to share a drink with you
all alone in this room.
Let me just go to the bathroom and powder my nose.
Okay, I got it. I'll leave my cell phone.
Men can't get enough of me.
I'm back.
Where did he go?
Hey... The bill...
$4,700 in drinks...
Where's my cell phone?
Where's my purse?
Oh, no!
It looks like I've been fooled!
I've been fooled by a player!
You're out!
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How are Monthly Income Plans (MIPs) from mutual funds taxed?
MIPs try to provide regular income
Typically, 75-80% of the money in a monthly income plan (MIP) is invested in debt investments or debt securities
For tax purposes, MIP is treated like a debt fund
About 20% is invested in equities which provides the growth
If you remain invested for less than 3 years, the capital gains gets added to your income and you get taxed according to your tax slab
If you remain invested for more than 3 years, you get the benefit of inflation indexation
This means that cost of buying the units gets enhanced for tax calculation purposes
As a result, you pay lesser amount of tax and the rate of tax is also lower at 20% for long term capital gains tax
More than three years, your gain is considered as long term capital gains and short term capital gains for less than 3 years
In MIPs, you look forward to regular dividends for the regular income
The fund house has to pay the Dividend Distribution Tax or DDT, on the dividend
The dividend is tax free in your hands
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