I'm so glad you guys are here, and I promise
that by the end of the show, you should all be thawed out.
It was freezing-cold in New York City today,
with a wind chill that was down to negative-17.
Even crazier, that's still higher
than Trump's approval rating.
-Really?!
-Yeah. It's been brutal out there.
And I saw that yesterday a bunch of colleges were closed.
This morning it was so cold,
students were doing the run of shame.
-Yeah. -I mean, it's -- It is cold.
-How cold is it?! -It is so cold...
earlier today the Empire State Building shrunk 50 floors.
[ Rim shot ]
It is cold! -How cold is it?!
-It is so cold, Ariana Grande got a Japanese tattoo that means
"tiny space heater."
[ Rim shot ]
I mean, it's cold! -How cold is it?!
-It is so cold, Canadian geese
are wearing Canada Goose jackets.
[ Rim shot ]
I mean, it's cold! -How cold is it?!
-It is so cold, Trump is actually enjoying
being burned by Nancy Pelosi.
That's it.
♪♪
Thank you. Did you guys see this?
A high-school principal in South Dakota is going viral
for the way he announced a snow day to his students.
He decided to use a Snapchat filter.
Check this out.
-No school on the 30th, on Wednesday.
No school.
Make sure you guys stay warm.
-Yeah.
That's the first time a principal has ever posted
a weiner on Snapchat without getting fired.
-Wow! -He didn't get fired. He's okay.
Finally, you guys, Super Bowl LIII is this weekend.
And the New England Patriots will face off against
the Los Angeles Rams.
Now, a lot of players have good-luck rituals
that they do to help them win, like wearing a special
pair of socks or eating the same meal before each game.
They can get pretty specific. I'll show you what I mean.
It's time for "Game Day Superstitions."
-♪ "Tonight Show" Game Day Superstitions ♪
-Our first player is Los Angeles Rams linebacker Bryce Hager.
His game-day superstition
is chopping down a tree and then eating it.
Extreme. Extreme.
Next up from the Rams is Ethan Westbrooks.
His game-day superstition is
slowly plucking out every other beard hair with tweezers.
[ Laughter ]
Next up from the Patriots is Rob Gronkowski.
His game-day superstition is
having a healthy snack of orange slices and green crayons.
Next up from the Patriots is David Andrews.
His game-day superstition is popping out of a hole
and predicting six more weeks of winter.
-Wow! -It's his superstition.
Next up for the Patriots is Chris Hogan.
His game-day superstition is making tiny dolls
of each of his teammates, then tucking them into bed.
-Aw. Sweet. -That's sweet.
Next for the Rams, we have quarterback Jared Goff.
His game-day superstition
is standing in the rain holding a notebook
and whispering to himself, "I am Ryan Gosling."
[ Cheers and applause ]
And finally, for the Patriots,
we have starting quarterback Tom Brady.
His game-day superstition is
kissing himself in the mirror 20 times.
There you go, guys. Those are your "Game Day Superstitions."
Give it up for The Roots!
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