-Some people have been -- would be suspect about the safety
of New York City if they had been watching "SVU"
for the last 20 years.
-That's funny.
-Because it's basically -- you know, something --
some [bleep] is going down every week.
Let's be honest. [ Laughter ]
There's never been an episode
where none of the phones are ringing,
and you guys are all just sitting around playing cards.
And is it true that Coco's mom has basically, based on the show
and watching the show, is terrified of New York City?
-Well, her step mom, right.
So, we bring her to New York. We're giving her a little tour.
I'm driving her past Central Park.
And she goes, "Oh, Central Park! I could get raped and killed!"
[ Laughter ]
I'm like, "Lady, Central Park
is the dead center of the richest part of Manhattan.
You could -- I mean, it's safe. I mean, of course, I mean,
I wouldn't run butt naked at 3:00 in the morning, but...
[ Laughter ]
Of course, if you watch all the crime shows in New York City,
you'll swear to God that people
are jumping out of the bushes with butcher knives.
-Yeah. [ Laughter ]
-But, you know, we got to make a living, too.
I'm sorry. [ Laughter and applause ]
-Are you surprised with your -- with your Oxygen show,
are you surprised, talking about --
obviously you're dealing with fictional crimes that are,
you know, based on true crimes.
But doing a true-crime show, are you surprised at how easy
things like murder come to certain people?
-What happened was -- Yeah, definitely.
Normal people, Seth. -Yeah.
-No, you know, you've got textbook criminals,
people that rob banks, people that do bad things like myself.
But then you have people that you don't expect.
Like, you know, school teachers and mothers
who just come across an idea.
"Maybe I'll just kill him and bury him in the backyard,
and my life will go on." You know?
I've never been in a room -- I've hung around
some of the most devious gangsters in the world,
and I've never been in a room where somebody said,
"We'll just murder them, and that's a good idea."
-Right. [ Laughter ]
-I've never been around those people.
But this is like your next-door neighbor, your grandmother.
-Yeah. -You know, so, yeah.
True crime is really crazy.
And the show "In Ice Cold Blood,"
I deal with it not from the cop side,
but just from how diabolical our friends and neighbors can be.
You just better watch your back.
-Yeah. -That's all I'm saying.
-Be nice. Be nice to them.
When they come over and ask for sugar, give them sugar.
-Give them a lot of sugar. Give them five pounds.
-Give them more than they need. [ Laughter ]
You've done commercials over the year.
You had, sort of, an iconic lemonade stand commercial.
Are there ones that you don't do?
-Funny. [ Laughter ]
Yeah, well, I did the Geico commercial
with, you know, the lemonade.
Now everybody runs up. "Hey, lemonade, lemonade."
Like, you know, this is the new joke.
When they see me on the street, it's lemonade.
So I'm like, all right, that's good.
I can rock with that. But people don't know.
The commercials you'll make a lot of money for
are the commercials no one wants to do.
Like, my manager comes, he said, "We can get you $1 million,
but you have to do a commercial for anal leakage."
[ Laughter ]
Uh, there's another one --
you can get $800,000 for adult diapers.
[ Laughter ] You know.
So, the thing of it is, it's bad enough me walking down
the street and somebody saying, "Hey, lemonade."
But I don't want somebody, "Hey yo, leaky ass."
[ Laughter and applause ]
I mean, one of my mottos is, never a problem, only a price.
-Yeah.
-But some things just aren't worth it.
-Yeah, I think that's a good line to draw.
-Yeah.
-You're going on tour with Body Count.
You're going to do Germany for a couple shows?
-Only doing a couple of shows in Germany.
We're doing Riot Fest and another one.
Damn, they're gonna be mad in Germany
that I don't know the names, but we'll be over there this summer.
But this summer, actually, we're doing the new Body Count album.
We're going to record the "Carnivore" album.
-That's exciting.
-Which will be harder and more disturbing
than the "Blood Lust" album, hopefully.
-Gotcha. Yeah, "Blood Lust."
That wasn't a soft album, yeah.
-Yeah, no time for anything soft.
-They say you never hear it in elevators.
They never play "Blood Lust." [ Laughter ]
-Yeah. That would be a crazy elevator though.
[ Laughter ]
-Hey, thank you for being here. It's always such a pleasure.
-Hey, thanks for the support.
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