(Acting Idols)
It's a Chinese movie about
Mr. Wong who's kind of a jerk.
We'll start the auditions for
"Unappealing Wong."
First candidate, come on in.
Hello.
I'm a rookie actor, Kim Hoegyeong.
I believe that the set-up is key in acting.
Yes, the set-up is very important.
What kind of acting did you prepare?
I'll play a spirited boxer.
Great. Let's see it.
Ready... Action!
Hold on.
Hold on. What are you doing?
The set-up is that I have iron fists
and I can't even lift them.
They're not that heavy.
You fight your opponent.
What are you doing?
The set-up is that my opponent has oily skin
and my punches keep slipping off his face.
- Then hit him in the gut. / - Okay.
Why are you tasting it?
The set-up is that he has sweet chocolate abs.
He doesn't have chocolate abs!
- Let's just say that you won. / - Okay.
I won. I'm the champion.
This belt is mine now!
Oh, yes. Wow.
That's a strange celebration.
The set-up is that the belt is a garter belt.
You're out.
Stop coming up with weird things!
Next candidate, come on in.
Hello.
I'm a Hollywood actress, Nami Oh.
Oh!
You're out.
I went to the salon for an audition today.
How do I look?
A dog salon?
This is Hollywood!
If you do this, the guys go crazy!
They love it!
They bring me porridge when I'm sick!
You mean dog food.
I'll show you my acting.
- Don't. / - Here I go.
A scene where I'm on a date with my crush.
Just a moment.
Okay! Action!
I'm full.
Taehun, let's go for a walk.
- A walk? / - Yeah.
- You're really full? / - Yeah.
- Hold on. / - Okay.
Let's go.
What's this?
Your bathroom.
Bathroom?
Your poop goes in here...
Taehun, why are you doing this to me?
What did I ever do to you?
What did I do? What? What? What?
Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!
Hold on! Who's barking?
Stay still!
You're supposed to act, not bark!
Show us some natural and smooth acting.
Why are you putting your hand there?
Since you're mine.
You're mine, all mine!
What is she saying?
What's this warm sensation?
Don't mark your territory on me!
This is Hollywood!
If you do this, the guys go crazy!
They love it!
They say my face, body and voice are all pretty!
All lies.
You're out. Go sit down.
I'm not going.
How about now?
Just play with that and sit still.
Next candidate, come on in.
Hello.
I'm Sa Yeongsu, an actor that specializes in villains.
Sa Yeongsu? Sounds like condemned criminal...
- Yes. / - Hello.
I'm always playing villains
so I'm here to shed my villainous image.
Great, so what role did you prepare?
I'll play a normal hair dresser.
- A hair dresser? / - Yes.
Alright. Get ready.
Ready... Action!
Sir, your shampooing is done,
I'll dry your hair now.
I'll dry your hair...
Hold still.
Hold still! Don't move!
- Hold still! I'll dry it all! / - Hold on!
Why are you being so scary?
What?
It's thrilling.
You're here to change your image.
Oh, right. I'm sorry.
- I'll show you something else. / - So scary...
This time, I'll play a normal vocal trainer.
- A vocal trainer? / - Yes.
Please be normal.
Action.
Breathe with your stomach to improve vocalizing.
Keep your stomach tight and make a sound.
Start.
Louder.
Not quite there.
Louder.
Louder!
Louder! Louder!
You're so scary!
What are you doing?
What?
It's thrilling.
You're out.
Go sit down.
Why's your acting so scary?
Last candidate, come on in.
Ma'am... What brings you here?
Hello.
I'm an actress of 40 years. I'm Kim Jeongja.
We're sorry but the only roles we have left
are ones lacking presence
like the head of the women's group.
There is no lacking presence in acting.
No matter how lacking the role might be,
you give it your all
to make your presence known like
a model walking down a runway.
This is the spirit of acting!
You're not quite built like a model, ma'am.
Can you really do it?
Shall we do the finale together?
Put your head against mine.
Now we turn.
The finale.
It's a beautiful night.
There.
I've made my presence known.
He seemed really scared.
Now that my presence is known,
I'll act as the head of the women's group.
So there's a couple that gets
a little too amorous at the apartment playground.
I'm going to go on a stake out to catch them.
There they are.
You punk!
Gosh, my father-in-law...
What are you doing here?
You're not my mother-in-law.
Sir!
There are things you should do
and things you shouldn't!
But if you keep handing me money like this...
I can keep my mouth shut.
You're prettier than my mother-in-law.
Have a nice time.
He's still so healthy.
Oh, come on!
Ma'am!
That was...
It was good and all
but your acting...
It lacks freedom.
There is no lacking freedom in acting.
I was clearly expressing the lady's desire
to be the head of the women's group
as she always missed out on
being class president as a student.
This is the spirit of acting!
Alright, I get it.
Can you show us a little bit of the scene
where the head of the women's group
goes to do volunteer work?
There is no showing a little bit in acting.
Acting comes out when your skills
and the spirit of acting combine
to fly into the sky.
I am merely...
Figure skating fairy, Kim Yuna.
What are you saying?
Hold my leg.
Hold it!
Hold here?
- ♪ Turning and turning ♪ / - So heavy!
Now for my own triple axel!
"Dance of Death!"
Now that I flew,
I'll show you the next scene.
Have you all gathered?
We're going to visit old women that live alone
and help them around the house.
Let's go in.
503.
My father-in-law!
Why are you here?
How many families do you have?
Since you paid me off,
I won't tell my mother-in-law.
Mother-in-law!
Goodness! Mother-in-law!
How did you know we were here?
I was not conspiring with him!
What are you doing? Get on your knees and beg!
All this over money...
- I sold my soul... / - Ma'am.
You're out!
Why am I out?
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