-I want to talk about your kids because they're very adorable.
8 and 9?
-8 and 7. -8 and 7.
This is a picture they took.
You had a billboard in L.A.
-Yeah, yeah. -Big deal.
Kids, I would assume, would be psyched.
-Yeah, yeah.
-It seems like one kid is more psyched than the other.
-Yeah.
-There's a photo of them right there.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-I mean, look at that. Just so mad at me.
And then -- And then, he's just like, "What up?"
[ Laughter ]
"What up, man?"
-Your daughter is very funny. -Yeah.
-I enjoy -- you have --
she's sort of a star of your Instagram account,
no offense. -Yeah.
-I mean, you're great, too. -No worries, no worries. Yeah.
-But she's kind of the scene-stealer.
-She's very funny.
-She -- She recently gave to you --
This is advice she wants to give to other kids
about what you do when you're late for school.
-I think it's just advice in general.
-Okay. -Yeah.
-If you're late. -Yeah.
She has a thing where if --
if you're running late for school, then, to speed up,
you just fart, and it'll push you a little bit.
[ Laughter ] -Yeah.
-It'll just -- See, all you have to do is go, and you fart --
Whoa! Whoa! -Yeah.
-It gives you a little boost. [ Laughter ]
And she also says, if you're -- if you're running backwards,
just go ahead and burp. -Okay.
[ Light laughter ] That's helpful,
but I have so many follow-up questions
about why you would be running backwards.
[ Light laughter ] -I think she's --
if you're someone who runs backwards, you're gonna be like,
"Well, that doesn't work for me. It's gonna slow me down."
-Gotcha. Or, maybe, do you think that's maybe the case
where you fart too much and you start going too fast?
[ Light laughter ] So you have to --
-Yeah. -So you turn around.
-Got to slow yourself down a little bit.
-Yeah. -Yeah. Yeah.
-You could also burp as a brake.
-Yeah, you could burp as a brake.
It's like those --
on the airplane when those wings go wssssshh!
[ Laughter ] It's like those.
You ever see -- -Yeah.
-[ Imitates farting, burping ]
And they'll just -- khhhhht! -- slow you way down.
-You -- We have a friend in common --
many friends in common from our time together at "SNL,"
but a favorite of both of ours,
Mike O'Brien. -Mm-hmm.
-A great writer at "SNL." -Yep.
-And you are still close with him.
-Yep. -You see him in L.A.
You had him over -- Was this Easter that you had him over?
-It was Easter, yeah. -Okay. So, you have kids.
Obviously, Easter is built around having kids
and looking for eggs.
And what did Mike want to do?
-Well, it's built around Jesus, but...
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughs ]
Yeah, just Google -- Yeah, Google it.
-Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no. -Yeah, Easter.
[ Laughter ]
-Was it -- Wasn't it baby Jesus, still?
-What? That's Christmas. -Okay, gotcha.
[ Laughter and applause ]
So what -- -Dude!
-Which one's turkey?
[ Laughter ]
-That's Jesus' lunch.
[ Laughter ]
-So, O'Brien comes over. -Yeah.
-And what did he want to do at your...
-So, he came over, and he said, "I have to run later.
I'm doing a stand-up set."
And I was like, "Oh, that's awesome."
I was, like -- We were both like --
He's like -- I think, maybe, he was like,
"Can I -- Do you mind if I try my set out on your kids?"
[ Light laughter ]
And I was like, "Sure, sure, yeah."
And so, we gathered all the kids.
My friend Brendan and his kids were there, too.
And we -- we gathered them in the yard,
and -- and Mike did his set for them.
-Now, what did you tell the kids before they sat down?
Did you say, like, "An adult man is going to tell jokes"?
[ Laughter ]
-I had to say because -- because they try and get --
I had to be like, "Don't heckle. Let him do it.
And only laugh if you think it's funny."
-Okay. -"Don't --
You don't give him courtesy laughs.
Make him earn it." -Uh-huh.
-And they were live. They were very good.
-And I will say, they were very well-dressed for a comedy show,
because it was Easter. -Yeah, yeah.
-Yeah. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Let's take a look at Mike doing stand-up to children on Easter.
-How you guys doing? You guys having fun on Easter?
-No. -No.
-Oh, man.
I was watching rap battles on -- on YouTube today.
And my favorite part is, like,
when they're trying to figure out what they're gonna say.
They're kind of stalling,
acting like they're getting into the beat.
They're like, "Unh, unh. What? Yeah."
I've started doing that in my real life.
If my boss was like,
"Why are you -- Why are you late?"
I'm like, "Unh, unh. What? Yeah."
Ha ha! Here we go.
-[ Laughs ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
-I feel like there's a lot of --
I mean, you just realize the shortcomings
of working out your act for children.
-Yeah, yeah. He completely ate [bleep] out there.
-Yeah. [ Laughter ]
Well, even just like, you know, when you --
when the punch line is like, "I wish I could tell my boss."
I don't even know if that's a concept kids understand yet.
-Yeah, I guess he should've changed it to teacher?
[ Light laughter ] -Yeah, maybe.
I mean, the worst is, I feel like,
your daughter could have gotten out
and crushed with the farting thing.
-I mean, yeah. -Yeah.
I don't think they were a bad crowd --
I just think he had the wrong act for them.
-I think you're right. Yeah.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
Like, you know, you know, I think, like,
let's not beat him up for it.
I just think -- -I'm not mad at him.
-No, I just feel like you're giving off this whole vibe
like he ruined Easter,
which you made it clear is about Jesus,
and I feel like that's unfair. [ Laughter and applause ]
You really -- And by the way, I can never --
-You say it's about kids dressing nice and eggs.
-Look. [ Laughter ]
Look, I -- We -- Look, we all know where you stand
on what Easter's about now. [ Laughter ]
-Yeah. I love Jesus, man!
-[ Laughs ] [ Cheers and applause ]
-Oh, no. -Yeah.
-I've tricked them. -Well, guess what --
I think there's some eggs in the house!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Who here likes to dress nice?
[ Laughter and applause ]
-You got a pastel shirt?!
[ Laughter ]
Well, look, we could be here all day
trying to get this audience to agree on Easter.
[ Laughter ]
Buddy, congratulations on the second season.
It's always so great to have you here.
-Thank you. -Thank you so much.
[ Cheers and applause ] Tim Robinson, everybody!
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