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[male 1] You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich...

♪ With arsenic sauce ♪

[male 2] That sounded great. OK, moving on.

[male 1] Uh, so, we like that. We like arsenic sauce.

- Yeah, we're happy with it in here. - I think I got a better one. Here, roll it.

- [beep] - You're an expired corn dog

[male 1] full of killer bees and...

♪ Cat kidney stones ♪

[male 1] That feels better right?

Grosser? Alright, let's move on.

[male 2] We might prefer arsenic sauce.

[male 1] Just roll another one. I got another idea

You're a large puss pizza topped with

poop-peroni, Hitler mustache hair, and...

♪ Cockroach jizz ♪

This is for kids. You can't say jizz.

- You know that. - I don't know that.

[male 1] Do I know that? No.

You're a salisbury snake with raccoon

snouts au gratin, seasoned with...

♪ Chlamydia sores ♪

[male 2] Look, I think the writers really prefer

- to stick with arsenic sauce. - The writers?

[male 1] [bleep] the writers! Why the writers

are nothing more than a bunch of hideous

ham-handed hacks--

- [music track starts] - No! No!

That wasn't the song. I was excoriating the writers alliteratively.

Now, just give me a bunch real fast.

Here we go goddammit!

You're a Venus flytrap pot pie

cooked by a child molester who's been...

♪ Sprayed by a lot of skunks ♪

You're a Vietnamese spring roll stuffed with

rusty staples and duck uteruses,

and also a monkey licked it and...

♪ Rubbed it against his balls ♪

You're a woman breastfeeding...

That's it.

Pretty gross, huh?

[male 2] Could we please just try it one more time with arsenic sauce--

- Fine. Fine. - Just one more time.

Arsenic sauce it is. Here we go.

Mustn't tamper with the words master.

♪ With arsen-- ♪

Ugh. I can't do it.

- [indistinct] - Look, the next one is the last one, okay?

[stammering] All write it and we'll do it live!

We'll do it live... [bleep] it!

You're a thanksgiving feast of turkey tumors,

mashed mosquitoes with diarrhea gravy,

ass-berry sauce, rolls and

your choice of desert:

polio pie or...

♪ Frankenstein farts ♪

- What d'ya think? - Uh, really good. We liked it.

[male 1] You're just going to use arsenic sauce aren't you?

- Yes. - You're a piece of [bleep]!

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Proof That Hollywood Medium Is Totally Fake - Duration: 6:40.

It may not come as a surprise, but Hollywood Medium's Tyler Henry may not be the "clairvoyant,

and medical intuitive" he says he is.

On his reality show, Henry and his mom visit celebrities' homes to connect with their deceased

loved ones.

But it's hard to believe that this young man supposedly knows nothing about the celebrities

he meets with.

Doesn't he have a TV?

Here are all the reasons why Hollywood Medium is a sham.

Obvious props

When Henry did a reading for Matt Lauer in August 2016, he was given an old pocket knife

to assist his senses, but most sensible people could easily conclude that an old pocket knife

is probably going to belong to someone older who had passed.

Tyler then says this person wanted to die at home, which is a very common request.

It's Lauer who reveals that Henry must be referencing his father, who passed away in

1997 at home in hospice care.

Next, Henry brings up a coin collection.

"Very strange, he's showing me a reference to like a coin.

And I don't know why this is coming through in the way that it is.

But he's showing me… it may not click right now, but he's referencing these coins."

"I have a couple of silver dollars from him, but not a lot."

"Okay."

Henry never explains the significance of the coins or the pocket knife, and the rest of

the reading is uneventful.

Henry calls Lauer out for snoring, which Lauer himself revealed a few months earlier on The

Today Show, and then throws in the typical comforting sentiment.

And nothing of value is learned.

Thanks, Tyler.

"Wow."

Easy to Google

When Henry met up with other Today show staffers in January 2016, much of the information revealed

was very easy to find online, particularly since the tragedies mentioned in producer

Alex Ficquette's life had occurred within the past six months.

"I'm gonna bring through I think two people for you, which is good to keep in mind.

I have a man who dropped dead of a heart attack, completely random, talked about having a valve

problem.

The emphasis with this is honestly we couldn't really predict this happening, so does this

make sense for you?"

All Henry needed to know in advance was the name of the staffer to easily research enough

information to formulate a seemingly accurate intuition.

In another example from his own show, Henry attends a party with cameras in tow when he

"randomly" gets a "pull in the direction of this girl."

"I couldn't quite explain it, but I just felt like I had to deliver a message."

Most people could see that this random girl is actress Bella Thorne, but Henry supposedly

has no idea who she is.

He talks to her about a man "in the fatherly kind of a realm" passing in a "vehicular-related

accident" and a reference to 2007.

Thorne eventually reveals that her dad died in a motorcycle accident in 2007.

You know what also revealed that information?

Google.

Henry goes on to try to forge a connection involving a plush gift, but Thorne draws a

blank on the teddy bear references.

Henry concludes by advising her to talk with other family members.

"It would be like really old, really deteriorated, but I would check and see where that'd fit

with family, because it'll really make sense with someone.

I would ask around about it."

Though Henry told Out magazine he prides himself on focusing on "information that cannot be

researched or Googled," his vague references that connect with the client all seem be information

that's easy to access online, suggesting his visions aren't the "sentimental pieces of

information" he says they are.

Why not give a few more readings to people who aren't on Wikipedia?

Is telling Tori Spelling about her long-dead dog really that big a deal?

Anyone can be a medium

When Henry appeared on an episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians in 2015, he claimed

that Khloe had "a very great intuition" and felt "energies and spirits really well."

She asked if she'd ever be able to see visions like him, and Henry told her if she wasn't

afraid of her psychic abilities than she, too, could be a medium.

"You definitely do have that really keen intuition."

Of course, Kourtney also has special powers, according to Henry, leaving Kim out of the

psychic club.

The only thing we're learning from this is that perhaps we'll see another Kardashian

spin-off soon: Kourtney and Khloe: Take the Afterlife.

No big questions

If you have the ability to communicate with the dead, you'd probably want to ask some

big questions… like speaking directly with deceased attorney Robert Kardashian, who defended

O.J. Simpson.

But Henry did no such thing when he met with the Kardashians in 2016.

Instead, he focused on her deceased ex-father-in-law's tree trimming business, which again, is easy

to find online.

And pretty boring.

"Someone worked in an orchard?"

"He was a tree surgeon."

"What's that?"

"YOU'RE BORING."

It's information straight out of Wikipedia.

Henry relies on the old trick of only telling clients either things they already know, or

vague, comforting sentiments, such as assuring subjects that deceased family members are

together and watching over the living.

As usual, nothing too surprising or interesting emerges.

He messes up his own game

Henry sometimes trips over his own words, revealing that, despite working constantly

in Hollywood, he actually knows who celebrities really are.

In Season 2 of Hollywood Medium, Henry meets with The Real Housewives of New York star

Carole Radziwill.

As usual, Henry pretends to have no idea who she is, saying,

"I don't know what you do for a living.

I don't watch much TV or anything and you might not even be on TV."

How, exactly, does Henry know this person is on TV?

He quickly tries to cover up his misstep by saying, "You may not be in TV, you could be

Broadway."

But this revealing conversation shows he may have conducted his own research before the

reading.

Or, you know, had seen her on TV, like most people.

'Grief vampire'

Like many TV psychics, Henry tends to play on people's sorrows in order to demonstrate

his "gift."

According to Susan Gerbic of the Skeptical Inquirer, by telling clients he's communicating

with their loved ones, he's exploiting their pain as a "grief vampire," feeding off others'

sorrow.

Henry told Out magazine his goal was "ultimately to work with parents who have lost children

to suicide," but we don't see him doing much of that.

Considering his high profile and $1.7 million dollar net worth, you'd think that would be

a goal he could pursue if he truly wanted to.

Instead he only visits people on E! and their associated networks, in the ultimate cross-promotion.

Henry also told Out,

"...a huge part of my work revolves around being an activist and being able to create

a conversation."

Yet again, the bulk of the activity we see from him is at party appearances, book signings,

and announcing some very vague "visions."

With a reported waiting list of more than 15,000 "regular people" as customers that

Henry isn't addressing, his business seems to have everything to do with staying famous,

and that doesn't involve anyone who isn't famous.

We're reading you, Henry, loud and clear.

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Baby Panda's Carnival - Children Play Popular Carnival Games - Baby Kids Games with Dr Panda - Duration: 10:34.

Baby Panda's Carnival - Children Play Popular Carnival Games - Baby Kids Games with Dr Panda

Thank you for watching! Educational Kids Games.

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LAS POSADAS: Mexican tradition | Learn Spanish by listening | With subtitles | - Duration: 8:11.

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Pet of the Week: Mango the Cat - Duration: 1:56.

>> A MAN IS SUPPOSED TO TAKE

CARE OF HIS FAMILY.

ART: IT IS TIME FOR PET OF THE

WEEK.

I'M JOINED BY DAWN.

IT WAS OUR GUEST TODAY.

DAWN: THIS IS MANGO.

HE IS FOUR MONTHS OLD AND

AVAILABLE FOR ADOPTION AT THE

SPCA.

HE IS VERY PLAYFUL.

WE HAVE SOME TREATS AND A

FEELING HE'S HAD SOME CATNIP.

HE IS DEFINITELY READY TO PLAY.

JUST AN ADORABLE LITTLE GUY.

VERY FRIENDLY.

HE HAS A VERY LOUD PURR.

ART: I HEARD IT.

BEAUTIFUL PURR.

DAWN: HE IS AVAILABLE FOR

ADOPTION.

WE ARE OPEN UNTIL 5:00 TODAY AND

WE ARE OPEN TOMORROW UNTIL 4:00.

ON CHRISTMAS DAY THE ARE CLOSED

FOR ADOPTIONS BUT WE WILL BE

OPEN FOR EVERYTHING ELSE.

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CALL US.

IF YOU DO NEED TO CALL US, THERE

WILL BE SOMEBODY THERE TO PICK

UP THE PHONE.

ART: CATS AND CHRISTMAS TREES.

DAWN: PC A LOT OF VIRAL VIDEOS

OF THE KITTY CATS CLIMBING UP

THE CHRISTMAS TREES.

A LOT OF PEOPLE TAKE FISHING

LINE AND KIND OF FASHION A WAY

TO KEEP THE TREE STANDING

UPRIGHT JUST IN CASE YOU DO HAVE

AN CAT THAT IS SERIOUS.

AND THE ORNAMENTS KIND OF LOOK

LIKE TOYS.

MAYBE THE MORE VALUABLE ONES,

PUT THEM UP HIGH.

ART: YOU DON'T WITH A

CLOTHESLINE DAD.

WE HAVE SOME INFORMATION FOR

YOU.

DAWN: COME ON OUT AND SEE US.

ART: 831-373-2631.

MANGO.

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Caroling for a cause: 50 'angels' surprise cancer patient with Christmas cheer - Duration: 1:43.

RAISED THEIR VOICES FOR

HER.

WATCH THIS.

>> COME ON EVERYBODY, COME ON

UP.

IS AMAND HERE?

JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS,

JINGLE ALL THE WAY ♪

>> OH MY GOSH!

REPORTER: A CHRISTMAS SURPRISE.

>> THIS WAS SO MAGICAL, IT'S

LIKE A MOVIE.

REPORTER: MUSIC BROUGHT TO THE

DOOR OF THIS MOTHER OF FOUR

BATTLING STAGE THREE BREAST

CANCER.

>> THEY HAVE BEEN THERE AT MY

CHEMOTHERAPY SESSIONS, THEY'VE

PAIN BLESSING.

>> I BELIEVE THAT THEY'VE BEEN

SENT TO BLESS US, SO THAT WAS

AMAZIN

REPORTER: 50 PEOPLE PACKED THE

FRONT YARD OF AMANDA'S BRANDON

ROAD HOME JUST DAYS AFTER HER

DOUBLE MASTECTOM

>> CAME BACK AND I HAVE ABOUT

99% COMPLETE RESPONSE, SO IT'S

THE BEST NEWS WE COULD HAVE EVER

HEARD THAT THE CHEMOTHERAPY

WORKED, PRAYERS WORKED.

>> THIS ISN'T THE EN, THIS IS

ONLY THE BEGINNING

JANELLE: THIS FAMILY GOES TO

SLEEP TONIGHT FEEL BLESSED,

SURROUNDED BY THEIR SUPPORT

SYSTEM, TELLING US THEY ARE SO

GRATEFUL A THE CHEMO SLOWLY

STARTED TO KILL THE CANCER, BUT

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10 Popular Marvel and DC Superheroes Secretly Related To Villains! - Duration: 5:11.

Every good superhero needs a villain just as memorable, and oftentimes, writers don't

look much farther than the hero's immediate family.

Those family bonds don't always make the jump from comic books to blockbuster films,

but these days, even casual comic fans will be shocked to learn that even the most heroic

superheroes have a villain in their family tree.

Here are 10 Superheroes You Didn't Know Were Related to Villains.

Aquaman & Ocean Master

Everyone knows Aquaman, the half-human, half-Atlantean king, but his arch-enemy Ocean Master doesn't

get the same amount of fame.

His origin has changed over the years, but whether it's the fully-human brother of Aquaman

building a helmet to let him breathe underwater and rule Atlantis, or the fully-Atlantean

brother ruling with Aquaman's permission, they may be the most complicated brothers

in DC's Universe.

Cyclops & Vulcan

The leader of the X-Men, Scott Summers a.k.a. Cyclops is a household name - and thanks to

the modern X-Men movies, so is his brother Alex a.k.a. Havok.

But it's the third Summers brother, Gabriel, who is the real powerhouse.

Able to manipulate all forms of energy, and ruling an alien race as emperor, his villain

alter ego Vulcan is one of the most powerful mutants in the X-Men universe.

Professor X & Juggernaut

The helmeted, hulking Juggernaut is hard to forget, but most X-Men fans would never guess

that he's actually Professor X's brother.

Step-brother, to be exact.

Juggernaut actually made his debut in just the 12th issue of the X-Men, where Charles

Xavier explained their childhood, when their parents married after Xavier's father was

killed in a lab accident.

Kind of poetic though: one got the brains, and

the other got the brawn.

Supergirl & Cyborg Superman

Classic comic book fans know the Cyborg Superman as Hank Henshaw, but the character got a new

origin in DC's New 52 universe – as the father of Supergirl, Kara Zor-El.

It turns out her father didn't die on Krypton, but wound up rescued by Brainiac – if you

can call being turned into a half-robot killing machine a rescue.

Still, Superman's powers and an arm that can transform into nearly anything are more

of a gift than a curse.

So there's someone in your chemistry class that you're totally in love with.

Nightcrawler & Mystique

Nightcrawler may be best known for his blue skin and teleporting, but his parents are

the real bombshell.

It's a twist movie fans can enjoy too, since his mother Mystique and father Azazel both

showed up in X-Men: First Class.

The movies stopped short of confirming the pair would produce a son, but it hasn't been

a secret in the comics for years.

Batman & Lincoln March

The New 52 dropped a huge twist on Bruce Wayne when a mystery man arrived in the costume

of Court of Owls, bearing a serious grudge.

The man called himself Lincoln March, but claimed Martha Wayne had been pregnant with

a second son born prematurely.

When the Waynes died, Thomas Wayne, Jr. was lost to the system.

Lincoln was defeated, but Batman was unable to tell if it was all madman's story... or

the truth, since his parents DID give him a brother who died hours later, officially.

Superboy & Lex Luthor

The Man of Steel and his arch-enemy aren't known for building things together, but Superboy

is the exception.

While originally introduced as a clone designed to LOOK like Superman, later comics would

reveal that Kon-El, the clone Superboy was actually a hybrid.

Scientists couldn't clone Kryptonian DNA, so they blended Superman's with, you guessed

it, Lex Luthor.

Superboy and Lex would fight eventually, making it a seriously weird case of the son rebelling

against the father.

Batgirl & Jim Gordon, Jr.

Commissioner Gordon became an integral part of the Batman Family when his daughter, Barbara,

became Batgirl.

But Jim Gordon's other child, James Gordon, Jr., is just as important… since he turned

out as villainous as Barbara is a hero.

Growing into a serial killer and trying to poison all of Gotham's newborns, James wound

up in prison – and eventually even a member of DC's Suicide Squad.

The Flash & Cobalt Blue

The last thing Barry Allen needs is more tragedy, but the night he was born, he was actually

one of two identical twin boys.

When a drunk doctor failed to deliver another baby alive, he swapped Barry's twin out

so neither couple left emptyhanded.

That twin would grow up to be Malcom Thawne, the villain known as Cobalt Blue.

Wally West ended up defeating him, but it was Malcolm Thawne's descendant Eobard who

would take his revenge on Barry, centuries into the future.

Scarlet Witch & Magneto

She's been a comic book mainstay of the Avengers for years, but Marvel's movie universe brought

Scarlet Witch and her brother Quicksilver to the attention of the entire world.

Due to studio rights issues, Marvel needed to rewrite their origins - in the original

comics, they weren't test subjects, but mutants.

Mutants who got their genetic gifts from their father: Magneto, the X-Men's most famous villain.

So if Fox and Disney ever cross over their franchises... things are going to get awkward.

Those are the cases of superheroes and villains sharing a family link that we could find,

but which ones have we missed?

Let us know in the comments, and remember to subscribe for more videos like this one.

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Why Santa's Suit Is Red, White, and Fluffy | Racked - Duration: 1:35.

The original St. Nicholas was a bishop

in 4th century Turkey. According to

tradition, he was known for leaving coins

in poor children's shoes and stockings. And

since bishops were red and white robes

the Dutch Sinterklaas does too.

Obviously the Santa Claus in the U.S.

looks less like a bishop and more like a

chubby old man and that's because when

Dutch immigrants came to the US with

tales of Sinterklaas, Americans switched

it up a bit.

Instead the american version drew from

the British tradition of Father

Christmas and the German Christkind. But

Santa's red suit wasn't completely

standardized until the 20th century

which is thanks to a few different works

of art. Namely, the poem a visit from St.

Nicholas which describes Santa Claus as

a chubby old man dressed in fur with a white

beard and rosy cheeks. And illustrations

by Thomas Nast which over the course of

a few decades solidified Santa suit as

red. Until then Santa Claus had been

depicted in everything from green blue

yellow and brown. Santa Claus's image was

pretty much indistinguishable from the

one we know today when Norman Rockwell

illustrated the cover of Boy's Life in

1913. And during World War one Santa suit

paired well with the colors of the

American flag. A lot of people believe

that Santa wears a red and white suit

because those with the colors of

coca-cola but that actually happened

before they started using him in their

advertisements. So for the past hundred

years

Santa Claus's suit hasn't really changed

much. Basically you can thank a couple of

illustrators and a poet for all those

drunk Santa on Christmas bar crawls

wearing red hats.

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more history of videos for you! And happy

Holidays!

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Learn Colours With Balloons - Colours With Balloons - Colours Learning Made Easy - Duration: 1:39.

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