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Chris's Girlfriend Has Kids | Season 15 Ep. 19 | FAMILY GUY - Duration: 0:46.
[knocking]
Oh, hello, Isabella.
Hi, Mrs. Griffin, Mr. Griffin.
Mr. Griffin's up here, sweetheart.
Well, I guess you two have fun.
OK, bye.
Look, I can see why you're concerned that Chris's
girlfriend has kids.
But he's happy.
And she seems like she's into him.
Plus, she's-- she's hot.
Yeah, she is.
I bit my lip off.
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Peter Doesn't Know What A Refrigerator Is | Season 15 Ep. 20 | FAMILY GUY - Duration: 1:09.
- OK.
I'm heading out for Ladies Night.
There's a casserole on the refrigerator,
and I'll be home at 11.
Hey, Louise?
Yeah?
How would you find out the name of the actual actress
who plays the AT&T chick?
I left the list of hot commercial girls
on the refrigerator.
What is this refrigerator you keep mentioning?
Are you talking about the sandwich house?
I guess I'm not the only person with a useless husband.
I mean, look at Mrs. Butterworth.
I still don't understand why we couldn't take my last name.
Well, my last name helps keep a roof over our head
and pays for your hobby.
Hobby?
Oh, look at that.
My business line is ringing.
Hello, Lamps That Look Like Soccer Balls.
Yes.
OK.
How many would you like to return?
Yeah, just send them here, care of Mr Butterworth.
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Peter Has A Lot Of Unknown Children | Season 15 Ep. 20 | FAMILY GUY - Duration: 1:03.
- What's going on?
Who's this super model?
I'm Katie.
I'm your daughter.
You're what?
Holy crap!
Yeah, I hope you don't mind the drop in,
but the, uh, the sperm bank said it was OK to contact ya.
I guess--
I guess I just didn't expect it so soon.
Well, we were all pretty excited to meet ya.
What do you mean we?
[dramatic music]
ALL: Hi, Dad.
We're all your children.
We came from your semen.
Semen [laughs]
[laughter]
Semen.
Ha-ha!
Oh, sorry, wrong house.
Look, Eddie's at the wrong house.
Ha-ha. - Ha-ha.
- Ha-ha. - Ha-ha.
Ha-ha.
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Lois Prank Calls Peter | Season 15 Ep. 20 | FAMILY GUY - Duration: 1:20.
[laughter]
OK, my turn, my turn.
[phone ringing]
Hello, don't say anything about the 1998 Oscars.
I'm watching it now.
LOIS: Hello?
Is this Peter Griffin?
If this is the fracking people,
I have made it clear that I am 100% on board.
LOIS: No, my name is Rebecca.
You've never met me before and probably don't even know
I exist, by you're my father.
Hello?
PETER: How'd you get this number?
Don't you ever call here again!
[dial tone]
What the hell?
He just got mad and hung up.
He what?
Why?
I don't know.
He sounded weird, like when he was an NFL announcer
and had to pretend he cared about the shows after the game.
PETER: Patriots calling their third and final time out.
Hey, after the game, keep it here for an all-new "Madam
Secretary."
Tonight Madam Secretary faces an international crisis
in Pakistan while her teenage daughter faces her own crisis--
finding a date for the prom.
"Madam Secretary," tonight on CBS.
[sigh] Is this the longest timeout of all time?
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Notre Dame Students Staged a Walkout During Mike Pence's Graduation Speech - Duration: 2:28.
Hey guys for Complex News I'm Natasha Martinez.
Graduation season is in full swing and many universities are known for having famous speakers
attend the ceremony to give a commencement speech.
For a group of Notre Dame students, their celebrity speaker was not someone they wanted
to sit down and listen to.
A large group of Notre Dame students walked out of their own graduation ceremony on Sunday
afternoon, in protest of Vice President Mike Pence giving a commencement speech at the
university.
The student group that walked out is known as
'We StaND For' staged the walkout on account of their outrage that stems from Pence's treatment
and views on marginalized people such as immigrants and members of the LGBTQ community.
On the events page for the protest the students wrote,
We invite all students, faculty, and families who will be attending the Commencement ceremony
to walk out with us as we take back our graduation and show our dissatisfaction with the University's
selection of Mike Pence as honored speaker.
We also will walk out in dignity and solidarity with all marginalized people affected by Pence's
politics, both on this campus and throughout our nation.
A separate press release from the group further highlighted Pence's stances on refugees and
LGBT rights saying that his beliefs clash with the Catholic teachings of a school like
Notre Dame.
The crowd gave varied reactions to the students walking out.
Mixed within applause, some audience members chose to boo the students.
Pence acknowledged the unrest during his speech saying that he praised Notre Dame for allowing
people of all popularity levels to share their views on campus.
The school released a statement saying that their goal is never to avoid controversy and
that they commended the group of their decision to not disrupt the commencement but make their
position be heard.
That's your news for now, for more of today's trending stories subscribe to Complex on YouTube.
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Bob Is Bullied While Shopping | Season 7 Ep. 21 | BOB'S BURGERS - Duration: 1:30.
[music playing]
[bell tinkles]
What do you want, Flapjacks?
We're closing.
Hi, uh, I just need a few things.
I-- I'm decorating a float, and I'm
really not sure what to buy.
Well, you have one minute, and then we're locking the door.
OK, fine.
Just tell me what to get.
Petal paper.
Excuse me?
Petal paper!
I-- I don't know what that is.
Floral sheeting.
It's called petal paper.
Buy some.
OK, OK, OK.
30 more seconds.
Come on.
Deco puff pomps.
- What? - Puff pomps.
What?
The clock's ticking.
I just don't know what that is.
Oh, you're out of your league, Tubbs.
[sighs] What else do I need?
Float festoon.
Wait, what?
Festoon.
Open your ears.
They're garlands.
To Get them and get out.
Fringe.
He's out of time.
He needs fringe.
Buy the damn fringe.
Where is it?
There's fringe.
There's fringe. Take it now.
I got it.
Put it in the thing.
Bring it to the counter.
Here, here, here.
$65.
Seriously?
That's a lot for different forms of tissue paper.
You need it.
See you on the parade route, newbie.
Your float's gonna look like a lousy joke next to ours.
Wait, you guys have a float in the parade?
Yeah, and we get our fringe wholesale.
Yeah, instead of at 1,000% markup.
- Sucker. - What?
We're out of bags.
Pick it up.
[groans]
Get him out of here, Harold.
I'm sick of looking at his face.
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Bob's Burgers Is Told To Participate In The Parade | Season 7. Ep. 21 | BOB'S BURGERS - Duration: 2:02.
All right kids, out of the booth.
Time to get ready for the lunch rush.
Which is probably coming.
Any minute now.
It is kind of a slow start to lunch today, huh?
Yeah, it hasn't really been a great month.
For you B.O.?
No, for the restaurant.
Because of your B.O.?
No.
I think people are just eating other food this month.
Bob!
Bob!
Tomorrow's Bog to Beach.
What?
Bog to Beach, the parade.
It's tomorrow.
Oh, OK.
Oh, I love Bog to Beach!
All the free spirits out on the streets having a blast.
Well, it turns out my neighbor's friends with
the owner of the Bear Trap.
You know, the bar by the beach near the clam shack?
No, but that's OK that I don't.
Well he always does a right parade float in the Bog
to Beach but this year he's not doing
one because he hurt his back at the Strongmen Invitationals.
So his float is available and his slot in the parade
is available too.
I'm still not sure why you're yelling at us Teddy.
Also, you're really out of breath.
Yeah, I ran all the way over here.
I'm telling you this because he said you could make his float
into a Bob Burgers float.
Bob's Burgers but whatever.
(Gasp) A around parade float!
Are you kidding me?
I've always wanted to be in Bog to Beach.
Dress up crazy, dance all crazy, whip my hair around all crazy.
Get it girl!
I don't know if I want to do a parade float for Bog to Beach,
it doesn't seem that fun.
Of course it sounds fun, it's a parade.
You start at the bog and end up at the beach.
You drink a lot, you wear crazy costumes, oh, I love it.
And some people don't wear costumes.
Or anything.
Sans-o pans-o, am I right?
But it gets a little--
out of control.
Ahh, ahh!
Plus, I don't really get it.
People pee everywhere and it smells and--
You had me at pee everywhere, I'm in.
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Dan Tries To Get Chris' Job Back | Season 1 Ep. 9 | MAKING HISTORY - Duration: 1:27.
[scary music]
That's a button.
Is it worth anything?
Why are you here?
Because Chris Parrish is my best friend.
Does he know that?
He will, once I convince you to give him his job back.
And why should I do that?
Because, sir, if you get inside this bag with me,
I will make all your wildest dreams come true.
Thank you, but I've already had sex today.
Sorry, I should have said that this bag is a time machine.
You don't have to make up lies because you've been rejected.
Dr. Cobell, you knew my father, Lester, right?
Lester, Lester, the physics professor?
Yes.
He was a great man and a genius.
He did hint about having made an incredible breakthrough.
That can't be.
The power you travel through time?
This is an actual time machine.
And if you get in it with me, I will take you wherever you
want to go throughout history.
History.
[harp music]
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THE BEST MASTERCHEFS - Overcooked | Gameplay 🎮 Luciene Sans feat. Maridão - Duration: 15:03.
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Dr. Cobell And Dan Head To The Past | Season 1 Ep. 9 | MAKING HISTORY - Duration: 1:13.
[music playing]
Wow.
What's with the get-up?
I want to go back to Times Square on V-J Day,
1945, and kiss the girls.
OK, just so you know, you will be the same age
you are now when we get there.
Well, that's their problem, not mine.
[moans]
Kissy, kissy, kissy.
You know, we actually don't have to be touching
in order for this to work.
I-- I-- I'm just so excited.
People used to kiss better in 1945--
less tongue.
Whatever happened to dry pecking?
What is it that--
[gasps] (STRAINED) my heart!
[groans]
Dr. Cobell, I know you're new to the bag, but please shut up.
[machine whirring] Dr. Cobell?
[high-pitched whirring] Stop the bag!
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Deborah Tracks Down Samuel Adams | Season 1 Ep. 9 | MAKING HISTORY - Duration: 2:18.
[siren]
I know this smell.
SAMUEL ADAMS: Spare house?
Does anyone have a spare house?
Does anyone have a spare house?
Samuel Adams, is that you?
Oh, you look like you're on the brink of death.
Deborah Revere, what are you doing wandering
around without permission?
Where's Dad?
I don't need permission.
--[chuckles] Oh, she doesn't need permission.
If you're going to scoff at me, I'll just leave.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Deb, Deb, Deb, Deb, Deb, I'm
sorry.
Deborah, you know I say crazy stuff when I'm hungry.
[gulping]
DEBORAH REVERE: What's befallen you?
SAMUEL ADAMS: So I was in the pub,
and I just want to get up on the bar and dance a little.
But a bachelorette party objected.
Naturally, a fight ensues, and I end up
sustaining some serious wounds.
Did they give you a dirty rag and a bottle of whiskey
to clean yourself?
No, because of something called Obama's Care,
they did send me to a hospital.
Turns out I need stitches, and I have scurvy.
DEBORAH REVERE: Ugh!
People in this time are obsessed with citrus.
So I got hit with this huge bill.
I've been living that street life ever since.
[gulp]
What are you doing?
Cutting my food.
So you pin the food with your little trident
to make your tiny sword strokes more effective.
[chuckling] Damn, that was brilliant.
I think you're oversimplifying it a bit, but basically, yes.
[slurping]
Tube-sipping?
Deb, you truly are a learned woman.
I would be grateful if you would teach me everything you know.
I will.
But I need to find Hancock.
I lost his scent back in Cambridge.
I know.
He's bathing now.
Show me the tube-sipping again.
[slurping]
[clang]
Oh, I don't have one.
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100 People 99 People Who Do not Know What to Eat When Stomach Painful If You Do not Know It's Sorry - Duration: 7:16.
100 People 99 People Who Do not Know What to Eat When Stomach Painful If You Do not Know It's Sorry
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SERIES "UCHUNDRA" 2 SERIES "OUR LIFE WITHOUT YUTUB". - Duration: 4:36.
What would have been if nebylo nashogo channel on YouTube
(Lola and Masya sit in the classroom) Masya: At last lesson ended
Lola: Yes, cool!
Come shoot video (Came Home (
Asya: Hi girls!
Let's have removed (Rented video)
(Lyolja went mount) (Mounted)
Lola: At last finished!
Now it remains to unload on YouTube
(Your channel is removed due limited quantity
avtrskih rights violations on youtube)
(Represents Lyolja) AFTER 2 YEARS
(Lyolja and Masya sit in the classroom) Masya: Lessons from over!
Here's what to do at home?
Lola: Let's go home there's understand!
(Came home) Asya: Hi girls!
Masya: Atleast you luck you are sick and do not go to
school!
Asya: Well, it's nothing pleases nothing to do at home.
(Sat eat) Lola: That's interesting to me
we're not very smart ?!
That's how we zdadim exam to institute and proceed well,
any work ?!
Asya: If only 2 years ago have not removed our channel, we
Now it would have earned!
Masya: Okay.
Let us then try learning
Lola: She is a student, the one thing but we do not yet fashionable
4 years later (Asya and Masya sit in the room
and think) Asya: Atleast Lelia passed the exam
in the Institute (Lola knocking at the door)
Lola: did not give up!
10 YEARS LATER (Assia and Masya and Lyolja podmitayut)
Masya: Now, if we have a child studied and husbands would have
were children Lola: And as we stand at the dump
and podmitaem 10 YEARS LATER
(Sit bomzhuem) Lola: Apply for food!
Asya Masya: Please Apply Lola: What kind of life is
let's have a bite (We eat lestochki passer
gives us a sandwich) (Masya took a sandwich
she wants him eating a) (Lola runs after Masei)
After another 10 YEARS (Lyolja dragees)
Lola: Help me I think I die as I have not
I ate Masya: Lelia neeeeet
(Beats Lolyu cheek) Masya: Lelia wake ask!
Lola's wrong with you.
Lolichkaaaaaaaaa (Lyolja awake)
Asya: Lel, what happened ?!
Lola Our channel Udall !!!!!
Masya and Asya: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Lyolja awake)
Masya: Lola get up is the end lesson went to shoot video,
and then descend on the shopping.
Lola: DADA GO (Lola rushes to the computer)
Lola: Fuuh Lola: This is how we will
We have shown that the need to learn and no matter videoblogery
you or model Masya: Subscribe to
our channel Asya: Put huskies
Lola: If you like our Together:
That ostavlyaytee love in comments
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