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[sigh]

Something wrong bossman?

When you finally get a shot of what you always wanted,

do you really want it?

Frankly, that's a white person problem.

Wow, I never had one of those before.

Hey, what you playing there?

Oh, just a little something I've

been messing around with that may or may not be

a commentary on your situation.

(SINGING) It was hopeless and new, new from the start.

Her hair was blue, as blue as my heart.

Her husband was fat, and not very smart.

So I'm writing this song to tell you it's wrong to love

an elephant's wife.

(SPEAKING) It's wrong, baby.

For more infomation >> Moe Is Heartbroken And Unsure | Season 28 Ep. 20 | THE SIMPSONS - Duration: 1:14.

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Linda Is Very Sick | Season 7 Ep. 20 | BOB'S BURGERS - Duration: 1:28.

Sick, what?

I mean, barely.

It's nothing. It's really nothing.

[retching]

Achoo!

Oh, god.

I just don't think it's a good idea for you to go tonight,

And miss the kids' Mother's Day assembly at school?

No way.

You mean mothers and primary caregivers appreciation

cabaret.

Lynn, nobody would be able to hear the performance

over your constant coughing.

Plus, you'd get everyone sick, since you're

terrible at covering your sneezes.

Achoo!

Ugh.

That was all over me.

Silly me, without my poncho.

Lynn, what if I record the performance for you?

It's not the same thing.

Whoa, is that the flux capacitor?

Does that transform into anything?

No, but it records just fine.

Yeah, people are fools for using a higher-quality machine

that also fits in their pocket.

LINDA: But Bob, you're a terrible cameraman.

What?

You're too worried about blocking people's view.

A school function is not the place to be polite.

OK, I'll be more rude.

Good.

And I don't want to hear you breathing into the mic, either.

It's like there's always a monster just offscreen,

Don't breathe.

Got it.

It'll be like you were there, Lynn.

You promise?

Promise.

All right, we got to go.

Everyone lift the camera on the count of three.

One, two--

[grunting]

For more infomation >> Linda Is Very Sick | Season 7 Ep. 20 | BOB'S BURGERS - Duration: 1:28.

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Ned Invites Homer To A Ballgame | Season 28 Ep. 20 | THE SIMPSONS - Duration: 1:05.

So, it's Saturday morning.

What do you want to do today?

Nothing.

Hey Homer, I got an extra ticket for the ball game--

box seats.

He'll take it.

Marge, no.

Flanders ruins baseball.

He adds the word Lord to the end of "Take

Me Out To The Ball Game."

(SINGING) Take me out to the ball game, Lord.

Take me out with the crowd, Lord.

(SINGING) Buy us some water and that's just fine.

(SINGING) All I drink is communion wine.

For it's pray, pray, pray to our Jesus.

(SINGING) If we won't win it his will.

(SINGING) Cause he's one, two three guys

in one at the baseball church.

Doh.

For more infomation >> Ned Invites Homer To A Ballgame | Season 28 Ep. 20 | THE SIMPSONS - Duration: 1:05.

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Bob Fails At Recording | Season 7 Ep. 20 | BOB'S BURGERS - Duration: 1:02.

Welcome.

In honor of Mother's Day on Sunday each of our grades

will wow you with a song or dazzle you with a skit.

Mothers and mother-like caregivers,

prepare to be appreciated!

Oh God, squatting is so hard.

And now our fourth graders will take you back to the Old

West, with "Mom on the Range!"

End of tape?

No, no, no!

Rewind faster!

ALL: (SINGING OFF-KEY) Mom, mom on the range.

Where the deer and the buffalo play.

All rewound.

And here we go.

ALL: (SINGING OFF-KEY) The end!

Oh crap, it's over!

For more infomation >> Bob Fails At Recording | Season 7 Ep. 20 | BOB'S BURGERS - Duration: 1:02.

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Joe Diaz' Sunday Forecast - Duration: 1:29.

DOUG: NOW HERE'S CHIEF

METEOROLOGIST JOE DIAZ WITH YOUR

FORECAST.

JOE: STRONG WINDS FOR THE

EVENING.

20-30MPH, GUSTING UP TO 40MPH.

MORE STORMS AHEAD WITH SEVERE

WEATHER POSSIBLE.

FIRE THREAT ON THE I-40 CORRIDOR

TONIGHT.

TOMORROW, RISK OF LARGE HAIL AND

DAMAGING WIND AND EVEN TORNADOS

IN THE NORTHEAS.

STORMS STREAMING INTO THE

NORTHEAST.

SOME SHOWERS REACHING SEVERE

LEVELS.

TEMPS WILL REMAIN MILD.

MORE WIND TO DEAL WITH.

ON TUESDAY, SHOWERS AND

THUNDERSTORMS LIKELY.

SCATTERED SHOWERS AND STORMS

AGAIN ON THURSDAY.

CHECK OUT THURSDAY AND FRIDAY,

TEMPS IN THE SEVENTIES AND

EIGHTIES.

LESS WIND THIS UPCOMING WEEKEND.

For more infomation >> Joe Diaz' Sunday Forecast - Duration: 1:29.

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Paul Garcia back in jail after escaping - Duration: 1:38.

DOUG: BREAKING NEWS.

AN ESCAPED INMATE BACK IN JAIL.

HE WAS ON THE RUN FOR 40 HOURS

AFTER HE AND ANOTHER INMATE,

ESCAPED FROM SANDOVAL COUNTY

DETENTION CENTER.

THE OTHER INMATE WAS FOUND 12

HOURS AFTER THEY BROKE OUT.

GARCIA, IS ONE OF THE SUSPECTS

POLICE SAY STOLE A VAN, THEN

CRASHED INTO AND KILLED SHAYLEE

BOLING AND HER MOM, SHAUNNA

ARREDONDO, IN JANUARY.

SHELLY: POLICE SAY GARCIA WAS

FOUND AND ARRESTED IN LOS LUNAS.

ACTION 7 REPORTER, KAY DIMANCHE

IS LIVE AT THE ALBUQUERQUE

POLICE DEPARTMENT, WHERE A NEWS

CONFERENCE JUST WRAPPED UP ABOUT

AN HOUR AGO.

REPORTER: THAT'S RIGHT DOUG AND

SHELLY AFTER ESCAPING TWO DAYS

AGO PAUL GARCIA WAS FOUND IN LOS

LUNAS.

OFFICERS SAY A FAMILY MEMBER

CALLED THEM AND SAID GARCIA WAS

WILLING TO COOPERATE AND TURN

HIMSELF IN.

POLICE PICKED HIM UP AT A HOUSE

ON HIGH MESSA ROAD IN VALENCIA

COUNTY AT 1:00 TODAY.

HE IS NOW BEING HELD AT THE

BERNALILLO COUNTY METRO

DETENTION CENTER.

OFFICERS SAY THEY STILL AREN'T

SURE IF HE HAD ANY HELP ESCAPING

FROM THE SANDOVAL COUNTY

DETENTION CENTER OR HOW HE ENDED

UP AT THIS FAMILY MEMBER'S HOME.

THEY'RE JUST RELIEVED TO FINALLY

HAVE HIM OFF THE STREETS.

>> I THINK ANYBODY HAS A CONCERN

ANYTIME SOMEBODY ESCAPES,

THERE'S ALWAYS A CONCERN FOR

PUBLIC SAFETY SO WE ARE VERY

RELIEVED.

REPORTER: THERE ARE STILL A LOT

OF UNANSWERED QUESTIONS ABOUT

GARCIAS ESCAPE FROM JAIL.

I WAS TOLD THE SANDOVAL COUNTY

SHERIFF'S OFFICE WILL LEAD THAT

INVESTIGATION TO TRY TO GET MORE

ANSWERS.

AS FOR BLAKE MCPHERSON HE WAS

ARRESTED YESTERDAY AT THE

For more infomation >> Paul Garcia back in jail after escaping - Duration: 1:38.

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'Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2' is Another Hit for Marvel - Duration: 1:35.

Hey guys for Complex News, I'm Natasha Martinez.

It looks like Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 escaped the so called sequel franchise fatigue

because it just made 145 million dollars across the U.S. during its opening weekend.

The film, which had a budget of 200 million surpassed the 2014 opening weekend for the

first Guardians and it can now boast being the 17th biggest domestic opening of all time.

Disney chief Dave Hollis said,

"It's a reflection of how consistent Marvel has been—their $11 billion worth of success—and

how they can take chances like this.

It's not a franchise that is quote unquote safe or normal as other movie franchises.

The challenge here was taking things that moviegoers loved from the first and making

it bigger."

Of course having some bankable hollywood stars on their roster helped.

The list includes Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista, Vin Diesel, and Bradley Cooper,

just to name a few.

But I'm convinced it was the the addition of baby groot that got people in the seats

for opening weekend.

Insiders predicted opening weekend figures of $140 million, which the film surpassed

and the numbers will likely only get larger as international box office figures are tallied

in the next couple of days.

As the numbers keep going up internationally and domestically a third installment is pretty

much inevitable, especially since writer/director James Gunn already hinted he's working on

the next film.

What do you guys think?

Do you want another Marvel sequel or is the franchise fatigue hitting you?

Sound off in the comments below and as always for more of today's trending stories subscribe

to Complex on YouTube.

For more infomation >> 'Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2' is Another Hit for Marvel - Duration: 1:35.

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Carol Isn't Handling Erica's Situation Well | Season 3 Ep. 17 | THE LAST MAN ON EARTH - Duration: 2:07.

Carol?

[laughter]

Carol?

[laughter]

What are you listening to?

The CD to which I'm listening is called sounds of laughter

and it's recordings of people laughing.

This chapter is called Girls Night Out,

but my favorite is Church Giggles.

[laughter]

So did it happen?

Not yet.

It's taking too long, something's wrong.

Everything's fine, Carol.

Look, I was just trying to see if Jasper

could hang out with you.

I wanted to try to keep him away from the--

[distant shout]

Oh, you can hear it up here, too.

Did that sound normal to you?

Yes.

That sounded very normal, Carol.

Is Erica going to die?

Yes.

I think so, Jasper.

- Carol! - What?

Did you not hear her?

If that didn't sound like a death will,

then I'm a paper clip.

Carol!

Can you try not to be so morbid around Jasper?

How?

Did you not see that list of things that could go wrong?

One of them was a prolapsed anus.

I did see that one.

Jasper, this isn't going to work out either.

Let's go.

Carol, I'll be back for you later.

Try to stay calm.

Oh, I'm calm.

I'm cume as a calmcumber.

[laughter]

What's a prolapsed anus?

It's when you poop your butt.

For more infomation >> Carol Isn't Handling Erica's Situation Well | Season 3 Ep. 17 | THE LAST MAN ON EARTH - Duration: 2:07.

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3 Conversation Topics That Ruin Relationships - Duration: 4:28.

Hey YouTube, my name is Amy North and today I want to talk about specific conversations

that ruin new relationships.

For those of you who don't know me I'm a relationship coach from the west coast of

Canada, and over the last few years I've been working with women around the world to

improve their love lives.

Today I want to take it from the top and talk about three topics that end relationships

before they even have the chance to blossom.

In other words, talks that kill your chances are going the distance with a new partner.

Now you may be asking yourself why it is that I'm stressing "new" relationships and

"early" days and that's because unlike couples who have been together for a while

and know one another well, certain topics can drive away your new love interest because

they haven't gotten the chance to know you well enough just yet.

You'll understand what I mean better in a moment.

Now before I jump into this I would like to quickly ask that if you enjoy what you learn

here today then please take a moment to subscribe to my YouTube channel.

There you will be able to check out more of my dating advice videos and I'd really appreciate

the support.

So please, keep that in mind while watching this video.

Alright, let's get started.

So the first conversation that can ruin a new relationship is one that goes something

like this.

You and your guy are chatting and he mentions a female he knows, be it a friend, colleague,

whoever.

But, instead of listening to his story you start asking yourself who this woman is, and

questions their relationship.

Has he hooked up with her?

Is he attracted to her?

The works.

Unfortunately this feeling of worrying comes on so strongly that you end up asking him

these questions.

The problem here is two-fold.

If he says yes then you are going to never want him to be around her, regardless of how

long ago their rendezvous happened.

If he says no, well, you're probably going to question it still, and may even convince

yourself that he's lying to avoid you getting jealous.

Not to mention how insecure you'll look, and how awkward that conversation may be.

So, really, this conversation is a lose lose and if it gets out of hand, well, I hate it

say it but you can kiss your relationship goodbye.

Instead of letting these thoughts get the best of you realize that what is in the past

is in the past.

It can't be changed or undone, so don't let it ruin what you have presently.

The second kind of conversation to avoid early in a relationship is the one about wanting

kids.

Sure, there is an innocent way to go about this, but telling the guy you're seeing

that you want to have children by a certain age or deadline can be a dead breaker… not

to mention the pressure it puts on him if that end date is near!

Instead of telling him your big picture plans, if the topic comes up simply say, "Yeah,

that's something I can see myself wanting down the road" or "It's a possibility."

Really you don't have to tell him yes or no at all right now, instead keep it vague

and roll with it.

The point is to avoid seeming baby crazy.

Why?

Because it could send him running, or even make him question how far you're willing

to go to make that dream happen.

At the same time, if he brings it up and shares all this thoughts and plans regarding children

then feel free to get on board and tell him honestly you're feeling towards having kids.

That said, just be sure not to say anything that is going to make him feel uncomfortable.

The same rule can be applied when discussing marriage early on in the relationship.

Alright now my third and final conversation to avoid in the beginning of your relationship

is the dreaded "my ex" conversation.

While it may seem easier to talk about your dating history earlier on in the relationship

— before you become too emotionally involved with one another — talking about your ex

at the start of a new relationship is rarely a good thing.

Again, there's a lose-lose here.

For instance, you either speak of your ex in a high regard and your new man will think

that you're not over your ex, OR you bash them, say how much of a loser he was and blame

him for your demise and he again, thinks you're not over him, or he worries that you'll

speak poorly of him down the road, too.

To avoid this from happening don't bring up exes.

If for some reason they do come up keep your comments short and sweet.

Don't make it seem like your past relationships were a huge deal, and when possible, change

the subject.

If your new man does ask you what happened with your last relationship, or why it didn't

last, simply say that you wanted different things or that you outgrew one another.

No further details.

Not yet anyways.

Well, that just about does it for this video, I hope you enjoyed it.

If you have any questions about what I've covered here then please post those in the

comments below, along with any other topics you think should be avoided early on in a

relationship.

As always thanks so much for watching and if you'd like to check out more of my dating

advice videos then just hit the subscribe button below.

Until next time take care and good luck!

For more infomation >> 3 Conversation Topics That Ruin Relationships - Duration: 4:28.

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The Gang Tries To Accommodate Erica In Every Way | Season 3 Ep. 17 | THE LAST MAN ON EARTH - Duration: 1:56.

Remember when we first met in DC

and we thought we were the only people on the planet?

I never would've dreamed that one day

I'd be delivering your baby.

Well I always knew.

[laughing] Oh, oh.

No more laughing, it hurts too much.

Here hon, have some water.

Yeah.

You've got to stay hydrated.

[instrumental music]

OK, now the stuff that I put up there on top

is a little bit cooler than what was already in there.

So I would give it a couple of minutes to settle.

Should we put on some music or something?

Oh that would be nice.

Yeah.

(singing) When the going gets rough, the tough get rough.

And when the going gets rough, the tough get rough --

I was thinking more of spa music.

Yeah, I think Melissa's got some CD's.

Yeah.

And, we'd be happy to share.

(SINGING) Let me say, oh let me say,

oh let to you loco blah.

Let me reach.

Let me reach.

[singing]

(SINGING) Sail away, sail away, sail away.

Just take a boat and sail away to --

Gail: OK. - (SINGING) To --

Gail: Tandy, we really could use a cold washcloth.

Sure ah, done and done. Yeah.

Eh, what are we talking about cold wise?

Like Alaskan glacier, summer breeze, a dank basement?

Whichever one's farthest away.

For more infomation >> The Gang Tries To Accommodate Erica In Every Way | Season 3 Ep. 17 | THE LAST MAN ON EARTH - Duration: 1:56.

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Tandy Helps Jasper With His Oil Slide | Season 3 Ep. 17 | THE LAST MAN ON EARTH - Duration: 1:09.

OK, so all you have to do is coat this sleeping bag

in vegetable oil, and then use it like a magic carpet

down the slide.

Like this?

Here, let me help you out.

See, in the oil-sliding game, you

never skimp on the glug-glug.

Now, isn't this more fun than hanging out at home with all

that yelling and screaming?

They just didn't want you around.

Hah!

Didn't want me around.

What do you say we hit that slide?

I'm just sad that Erica's going to die.

Wait, what?

Wait, Jasper, she's not going to die.

Hey, childbirth is easy.

That's why I let Gail and Todd take that.

Heck, you have more of a chance of dying on this slide

than Erica has of dying in childbirth.

OK, see you at the bottom.

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