(funny sound)
(upbeat music)
- Wow, looking good ladies.
- Thanks - Thank you.
- Why don't you come over here.
- No thanks.
- Rawr, I like a challenge.
Look, I know you want it, so come get it.
- [Female Narrator] Some guys have the
unfortunate illness of hearing yes when you say no,
but now there's a cure.
- Here, try this.
(upbeat music)
(retching)
- [Female Narrator] Introducing Ipecac To Go.
- Ugh.
- [Female Narrator] Yes, the very same Ipecac
derived in the 18th Century as an expectorant for illness.
Back then, women medical professionals
also discovered its power to cure the illness of men
who thought that no meant yes,
and now, in the charming old-timey bottle to go.
- You are very beautiful.
- Thank you.
- Can I get your number?
- No.
- Oh, you have a boyfriend?
- No.
- Then you have to give me your number.
- [Female Narrator] Since the beginning of time
women have always worked to not be treated
like second rate citizens,
but there is nothing second rate
about the quality of this douche bag repellent.
- This is a book.
(retching)
- I was skeptical,
but there's something about ralphing
your entire three egg brunch on a guy
that speaks louder than any words.
- [Female Narrator] Perfect for the workplace.
- Ha ha, alone at last.
Whoa, where do you think you're going honey.
I'm just playing with you, seriously.
What do you got there?
Okay, a little sip, little tequila?
(retching)
- [Female Narrator] Ipecac To Go,
convenient when any occurrence
when that pesky male presumption flares up
when it's clearly not wanted.
(retching)
(retching)
Ask your doctor about Ipecac To Go,
but when you do, make it seem like it's for something else,
otherwise they definitely won't give it to you.
(women cheering)
- As a doctor, I find Ipecac To Go
disgusting and horrifying,
there is no way I can endorse this product.
However, as a woman, I find it surprisingly effective,
and I definitely use it, yes.
- Yo, at first it was like all these girls
I'm tryna get to ride my D are mad sick, yo.
Then after about the 20th time it happened,
I was like,
(slap)
maybe I'm the problem.
- [Female Narrator] Side effects may occur
like headaches, dry mouth, and feeling empowered.
Taking Ipecac To Go will weaken your digestive tract
and your gag reflex overall will become like a hair trigger.
If you see someone else puke,
smell anything bad, laugh too hard,
sneeze, or look at soup for too long,
you will definitely vomit.
Sometimes you will just hurl for no reason at all.
But it's so worth it when you watch
some entitled D-bag wear your spew.
It's our time ladies.
- [All] Ipecac To Go!
- [Female Narrator] Ipecac To Go,
for when you say no, but they hear yes.
(retching)
(retching)
(squeaking)
- Hey Jim.
- Oh, no, oh no man.
- Oh, no, oh no man.
(giggling)
- It's Ipe--
- Op, sorry.
(laughing)
(sobbing)
- You know what I'm saying, ha ha!
I'm the best!
- Do the, uh, curtains match the drapes?
That's not right.
- [All] Ipecac To Go!
- Fill 'er up, love it.
(howling)
- Ha, ha, wolf pack, that's me and my boys.
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