Kishan, you should go to work.
We will take care of mother-in-law.
Yes, had we been male
we'd have been her dutiful sons. - Yes.
Hey, he didn't agree to it!
He left without saying anything!
Oh, yes, he will.
In fact, even Jai and Shankar will agree to it.
Sure? - Absolutely.
I always succeed in blackmailing them emotionally.
Do you know? I blackmailed them emotionally
into marrying you three!
You three go and prepare for 'Ramlila'.
It's my duty to convince the guys. - Okay.
Let's go, girls.
Hey.. What are you doing?
It's a precious wall. You'll ruin it.
What are you doing?
So, this precious wall will get ruined?
Let it get ruined.
I want to attain salvation.
I want to be free from everything.
I always land in a fix. Always!
This is insane! There's a limit to landing in a fix!
Do you know what I've become? - What?
I've become crazy!
I'm sick and tired of all this.
Pal, why are you stressing yourself out?
Your mom agreed to it, right?
You just need to bear her emotional blackmail.
Emotional blackmail?
Babbar, you know my mom, don't you?
She's just getting warmed up.
She's going to open the floodgates now.
Be it breakfast, lunch or dinner
she's going to shower me with a volley of taunts.
Just imagine.. During 'Ramlila', Ram, Lakshman and Bharat
won't appear on stage together, not even once.
So, how will the brothers reunite?
I've finally landed that charlatan in a fix. - Yes..
Let's see how he goes through with 'Ramlila'.
"I am a chaste"
"and devoted wife.."
'She's trying her best to get into the character of Sita.'
'She used to sing only English songs till now.'
'Now, she's singing devotional songs!'
'I must make sure that she gets to play Mandodari.'
'Only then will I be able to play Sita.'
Dimple. - Yes?
Do you know
who the first person was to wear branded clothes?
Who was it?
It was Lady Mandodari, Ravana's wife!
Really? - Yes!
What are you saying, Simple?
She even had a special tailor
who used to make branded clothes for her.
Lady Mandodari's brand was called Masuchi.
And your brand is.. - Sakuchi!
Wow! What a coincidence!
Yes. Now, I don't mean to exaggerate
but Lady Mandodari
was just like you.
Beautiful, amiable
and very intelligent.
Do you know? It was Lady Mandodari
who tried to dissuade Ravana
from abducting Lady Sita
but he didn't listen to her.
Nevertheless, I'd like to say something.
Lady Mandodari was truly great.
No, Simple.
Now that you've told me, I know how great she was.
See? Now, you know. - Yes.
Now, I also know
that as Lady Mandodari was a great person
she should be portrayed.. - By you!
No, silly girl, you'll be playing her.
Why, you..
Did you think I didn't understand
as to why you were singing praises of Lady Mandodari?
I am going to play Sita in 'Ramlila'.
And you'll be playing Mandodari! - This is amazing.
You two have already decided who you'll be playing.
Dimple, she is Sita
not a wannabe that you will be playing her.
And I think you two forgot something the sage said.
He said that Sita will be played by the woman
whose husband plays Ram.
I'm calling my husband up to convince him.
And I'm confident this time.
Hello, Twinkle.
What is it? - Shankar.
I've called you up to discuss something important with you.
Wow. And I thought it was an extension of laundry.
People call others up to talk to them.
Shankar, I was just thinking..
Now that mother-in-law has declared
that the three of you will be taking part in 'Ramlila'
how about you play Lord Ram's role?
Really? Is that what you think?
Yes, Shankar.
Have you ever wondered as to what I think?
That sage uttered complete nonsense.
He threatened us into going through with the play.
Mom asked us to go through with the play.
You asked me to play Lord Ram's role. - Go on..
One day, He will say.. - What will He say?
What will He say?
You'll know what He says when He says something.
I wish to make something clear.
Now, I'll do what I want to.
I will play neither Ram, Lakshman nor Bharat.
I won't take part in 'Ramlila'.
I may be your husband but don't torture me so much.
I'm not a punching bag, you know.
Go and complain to whoever you like
but I, Shankar, won't be taking part in the play.
I'll never take part in it. Never!
Wow, my tiger! Wow.
I did not know
that a real man was hiding somewhere inside you.
He wasn't hiding. He was stewing.
The man inside me tends to overpower me
when I get furious.
Anyway, tell me something.
I hope what I said won't have any repercussions.
You've done the right thing till now.
You're on the right track.
You were able to handle your first wife, Twinkle.
Now, your second wife is going to call you up.
You'll have to be a man.
Yes, you have to! - Is that so?
Oh, dear.. Twinkle, it's okay.
Controlling one's husband is an art.
It's not everyone's cup of tea.
So, here's what you need to do.
Start learning Shurpanakha and Mandodari's dialogues.
And I'm going to bag my role as Sita.
Goodness!
Excuse me.
Yes, Simple? What do you want to say?
You have a minute
because my client is seated across me.
O my darling husband.
Do you know? I was day-dreaming
about you.
And I was just thinking.. You're handsome
you're smart, you're amazing.
She's singing my praises.
Do you know? Your profile
makes you look exactly like Lord Ram.
I was just thinking..
Why don't you play Lord Ram in 'Ramlila'?
Okay! That's what you think.
But do you know what I think? - Tell me.
You should play Ravana.
What.. What!
Wear nine fake heads and some moustache.
You're no less than Ravana.
Don't torture your husband so much.
I'm your husband, not a punching bag.
You can't punch me every time you're in a fix.
There's a limit to everything.
Go and complain to whoever you like
but I will play neither Ram, Lakshman nor Bharat.
I won't be taking part in 'Ramlila'.
I knew it! I was just checking.
I was just checking if you know the language of love or not.
But you obviously know nothing, you understand nothing.
So be it. Here's what you can do.
You don't have to play Lord Ram if you don't want to.
You should play a simian in Lord Hanumaan's army.
And you can feast on bananas on stage for all I care!
Here's what you need to do.
When you come home today, do so at your own risk. - What!
Because you won't find me here.
You're going to find Ravana here!
Amazing! You gave Ms. Simple an apt reply.
To heck with it!
She threatened me.
She asked me to play a simian in 'Ramlila'
and feast on bananas.
Anyway, Ms. Simple is right.
You'll look lovely as a simian
feasting on bananas in 'Ramlila'.
I'll thrash you later.
I'm going home now.
Hey.. Where do you think you're going?
I got a call from Twinkle and Simple.
And Dimple is no less.
I bet she will approach Jai
to convince him to play Lord Ram.
So, I have to go play Jai now.
Wow, Simple.
You have such great control over Kishan!
But you need to save all this anger, okay?
You see, it will come in handy when you play Shurpanakha.
Okay, bye. See you.
Hey.. But where are you going?
Well, the thing is, your husbands
didn't allow you to play Lady Sita.
So, I'm going to my Ram
to practise playing Lady Sita! Bye!
Jai, open the door.
Open the door, Jai.
Jai, listen, if you don't open the door
I will break it down.
Open the door, Jai!
It opened.
Did you see that, Jai? I told you!
Jai, wake up.
Wake up, Jai! I want to discuss something important with you.
If you don't wake up
I will remove the covers.
Come on, Jai, wake up!
Please don't touch the covers..
Fine, I'll count to three.
One. Two.
Stop counting.
Let me sleep.
Why are you disturbing your husband? - What!
If you're sleeping here
how come I can hear your voice coming from behind me?
Dimple, what you're hearing is the voice of a police officer.
It has a surround sound effect.
It doesn't originate from where you can hear it
and vice versa.
Goodness! What nonsense, Jai!
Come on, wake up.
Jai, wake up!
Jai..
If there are pillows on your bed then where are you?
Dimple, I'm in the bathroom.
What!
What are you doing in the bathroom?
And why have you kept pillows on the bed
to confuse me?
I'm a police officer.
And my enemies always pose me mortal danger.
So, I do such things to confuse the enemies.
Sometimes, I'm not where I'm supposed to be
and other times, I'm present where I'm not.
But such a thing doesn't happen.
Oh, but it happens here. - What!
Stop bothering me. Tell me why you're irritating me.
I mean, what do you want to say, Dimple?
I have to discuss something very important
that too, face-to-face.
So, tell me. Are you coming out or should I come in?
How do I talk to her face-to-face?
I look like Kishan, not Jai.
I don't have the moustache I wear when acting as to be Jai.
What do I do? - Jai, listen.
Today, I'm super excited.
I'm even able to break down doors.
So, are you going to open the door
or should I break it open?
No, stop, Dimple.
I'm coming out. - Go on, then.
'How do I go out?'
W-What is this..
Why are you dressed up like Santa Claus?
Santa Claus doesn't get beard on his forehead
but I do.
So, on that note.. Ho..
My child, happy Navratri.
So, tell me. What was the rush
that you didn't even let me wash my face? - Jai.
You were asleep. So, I bet you don't know this.
The thing is
mother-in-law has given an ultimatum.
That your brothers and you will take part in 'Ramlila'
after two whole years!
Yippee!
Do you know what the best part is? - What?
You'll play Lord Ram and I, Lady Sita in 'Ramlila'!
Yippee! - Yippee!
Rubbish!
Why don't you understand such a simple thing?
I'm a police officer.
I beat up bad guys all day long.
Then you want me to slay demons
in 'Ramlila' during after hours!
And you expect me to forget all about taking a shower
and chat with you.
Do I have nothing better to do
in my life?
Hey, but.. - No ifs and buts.
You need to get something straight.
I won't play Lord Ram. - What!
And I'll never take part in 'Ramlila'.
Hey, but.. - No ifs and buts.
No excuses. Nothing doing!
Now, I'll go wear my moustache. - What!
I.. I have to shave.
What happened? - I suffered the same fate
you two did.
But what happened to the three brothers?
I don't know
but that's okay, Dimple.
At least the three of us tried.
Now, I don't think we'll be able to showcase the play.
What! - What!
And why is that?
What happened? What are you three hiding from me?
Mother-in-law, actually..
None of the brothers agreed to taking part in 'Ramlila'.
I guess your emotional blackmail didn't work this time.
Yes, Mother-in-law.
We had a word with the three of them
but they're adamant.
They said they won't take part in 'Ramlila' this time!
What! How dare they!
Which of them is home right now?
Mother-in-law, Jai is home..
Jai!
You called, Mom?
Have you three become such bigshots
that my threats have had absolutely no effect on you?
No, Mom, it isn't so.
But.. - Enough of this nonsense!
Now, I'll do the talking and you'll have to listen!
And you'll inform your brothers about it, got it?
Listen, watching you three take part in 'Ramlila'
is a dream of mine.
And even my daughters-in-law share this dream.
So, how many people does that make?
Four people.
Four people share this dream! You three cannot shatter it!
Got it?
But, Mom.. Excuse me.. - Quiet!
I said I'll do the talking and you'll listen to me!
You three have to take part in 'Ramlila'
and that's my final decision! Do you understand?
Mother-in-law. - Yes?
Ask him to play Lord Ram's role. - Sure.
As far as playing Lord Ram is concerned
you had portrayed Him two years ago.
Kishan had played His role before you did.
So, this time, Shankar will play His role.
You'll be playing Bharat
and Kishan will be playing Lakshman. Got it?
'That sage succeeded in his nefarious intentions.'
'But how will I'
'play all the three brothers at the same time?'
'What if the truth comes to light?'
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