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♪ Yeah, trick 'em up, yeah
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♪ Yeah, trick 'em up ♪
- WOMAN: We're going to prank unsuspecting customers
who are upset over fake charges to their account.
We've asked comedian DC Ervin to help us out with this one.
He's gonna play
the customer service agent from hell.
Let's see what happens.
- Yo, check this shit out. Look at my phone bill.
- Why's your bill $1,000?
- That's what I'm saying. Like I--
- I don't wanna talk to him no more.
I don't want my blood pressure to get high.
- Say no more.
Just call, I'll talk to them.
- Yo, what's up?
It's your boy DC Ervin.
My role today is to make somebody slap me.
Let's go.
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- It's time to get evil.
- ♪
- Thanks for calling T-Mobile, my name is DC.
How may I help you today?
- I'm calling to discuss a phone bill for my daughter.
That's usually not the amount of money she spends
on her phone bill--
- Mama might let me have it. - --it's $1,022.
- How would you like to pay that today?
- I'm not gonna be paying it. Neither is she.
- Well, someone's gonna be paying it today.
Are you calling to make a payment today?
- No, I'm calling to find out why is the bill so high?
- Because the gas is so high.
- We don't cook all day,
so how did it go all the way up to $1,000?
- Somebody cooking all day.
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- How would you like to make that payment today?
- That's the issue, man, I don't understand
how it sums up to $1,025.50.
- I don't understand how you don't understand.
- WOMAN: I don't have unlimited access--
- Excuse me, I mean, I'm the one asking you the question.
- You want me to tell you where the charges are from?
- Yeah, please.
- Universalpornhub.com, that's one.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- There's a porn charge on here.
Dudes on dude love.
- [laughs]
- That's for three hours.
- Those shouldn't be charges that are posted
to my account though.
- DC: Okay, I'm not here to judge you, brother.
That's what Jesus do.
I'm not here to judge you.
So how do you wanna pay for it?
- Obviously, you made some sort of mistake.
- I don't think we made it $1,025.50 mistake.
- Check your records.
See, that's a definite mistake.
- Check your bank account.
- I don't need to check my bank account,
'cause my bank account's loaded with money you will not
be getting for this bull [bleep] charge on her phone.
- She 'bout to be super mad.
- Okay, how 'bout an extra $25 for your tone of voice?
- [laughs] You can-- - How 'bout that?
- --extra $175, but you ain't getting nothing.
- Okay, now I'm a bitch? - No, you're my bitch.
- Oh, okay, well, your bitch needs his money.
- Can I speak to your supervisor, please?
- Are you just a cheap dude?
- I'm just trying to situate my--my billing.
- Where you from?
- I'm from Brooklyn.
- I'm from Compton. You heard there?
- Alright, what does that mean?
- In Compton, we pay our bills.
In Brooklyn, you don't.
That's what it means.
Are you on welfare?
- Am I on welfare?
Is your mother on welfare?
- On you a temper, okay--
- It's not a temper.
If you was in my face... you would see my temper.
But you over the phone, so of course you're gonna have
a lot of stuff to say that you probably wouldn't normally say
if you was standing in my face.
And you have a great day, sir.
- DC: She hung up. Bet I'll call right back.
- Is they calling back?
You here, it's them.
It's them. - Hello?
- You welfare ass piece of shit,
don't you ever hang up the [bleep] phone on me.
I'm on the way. I'm gonna find you.
- You ain't on no way. On the way where, you ho?
- On the way?
- Did you call me a ho?
- Yes, I did.
- DC: Did you call me a ho?
- Your mother's mother, and your mother's mother's mother,
and great great grandmother, too.
- Oh, okay, now it just got real.
Now it just got real.
- Yeah, well, it's real.
- I'm gonna have someone come get the money.
She hung up.
Oh, this dude right here, I can tell I'm gonna piss him off.
- Listen to what I'm saying,
because I'm the one who's paying the bills.
- If you paid for it,
we wouldn't be on the phone right now. Hablo español?
- What number did you give me?
Because I'm about to beat the shit out of this guy, for real.
- [laughing]
- I'm sorry I'm being rude to you,
but this--it's like a big shock.
- No, you're not being rude.
You're not being rude one bit. How 'bout this?
If you send me some nudes, 100 bucks.
- [laughs]
You do not talk to customers like that.
Who the [bleep] do you think you're talking to?
Do not contact this number again.
Holy [bleep].
- [phone buzzing]
- Hello?
- I need my money.
- You call this [bleep] number again--
- She 'bout to flip out!
- --and I will shove your [bleep] down your throat
and make you shit it for breakfast.
Do not [bleep] call this number again.
- Mom!
- [groans]
- People always talk crazy to customer service.
Let's see what happen when I show up.
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- Hey, which one of y'all is Holly.
- Me.
- I need my [bleep] money. - [laughing]
- Hey my [bleep]. - Don't touch me.
- What you mean, "Don't touch you"?
I need that money [unintelligible].
- Let's go outside then.
- No, we can handle it right here.
Excuse me, what were you saying? - Excuse me?
- Are you gonna pay your bill today?
- What bill? You drinking my water?
- Your Con Edison bill.
Hey, what was you talking about, playboy?
I'm the dude you was on the phone with.
What was you talking about? - Oh, this is you?
- Yeah, this is me. What you was talking about?
- Wait, first of all, how--how you [bleep]--
- What you wanna do, bro?
Hey, it's a prank comedy-- it's a prank show.
"50 Central." [laughing]
- No! No!
- It's a prank show! It's a prank show!
[laughing]
- WOMAN: Happy Birthday!
- Why you creating a scene?
- What you mean, partner?
- Look--
- It's a prank show, bro. It's a prank show.
[laughing]
No, it's--it's a prank show.
Everybody in on it.
[laughing]
- [laughing]
- You okay?
- [laughing]
- I'm 'bout to take you outside.
- [laughing] - For real.
- [laughing]
- Hey, hey, you good? [laughing]
- I hate you guys. - [laughing]
- 50 Cent, you got me.
You got me good. [laughs]
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