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Sorry to keep you.

I was reading this "Highlights" magazine in the waiting room.

Do you see any differences between these two pictures?

Oh, the pie has a wedge removed.

Yes.

Yes.

Dr. Hartman, were you able to tell

anything from Stewie's X-rays?

Oh, yeah.

Little guy's got scoliosis.

Oh my god!

Oh no!

Am I going to be a "big shoe, small shoe" guy?

But don't worry.

He'll be fine.

He just needs to wear this brace for a while to correct it.

Oh, dear.

Now, does he have any school pictures coming up?

Yeah, he actually dies.

Well, then this will not be a refrigerator door year.

For more infomation >> Stewie Is Diagnosed With Scoliosis | Season 15 Ep. 14 | FAMILY GUY - Duration: 0:56.

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Peter Loses The Castle To Mayor West | Season 15 Ep. 14 | FAMILY GUY - Duration: 1:43.

There it is, guys.

Aw, this is going to be awesome.

We just got to win this auction.

And then we'll have our own castle.

Oh, yeah?

Over my dead tooth.

Good afternoon, and welcome to today's auction.

I'm Al Harrington of Al Harrington's Wacky

Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube

Man warehouse and emporium.

Due to the presence of black mold, discarded

half-eaten turkey legs, and an undulating rat king that no one

dares approach, I have been advised

to move these proceedings along as quickly as possible.

Do I hear an opening bid?

Anyone?

Do I hear an opening bid for this majestic fiberglass

castle facade masking what was once a Midas muffler shop?

2 bits!

2 bits.

That's $0.25 in the old west.

We have $0.25.

Do I hear higher than $0.25?

This paper bag, which could be full of money or my socks.

You take the chance.

We have an intriguing mystery bag.

Do I hear more than the mystery bag?

2 bits and a cardboard box, which may or may

not contain a mystery bag.

Already the most challenging auction

I have ever been a part of.

Do I hear a higher bid from that James Bond villain over there?

50 kroner.

Which, converted to American currency, is $7.40.

Do I hear a much higher bid followed by shocked murmuring?

$10,000!

[gasping] - I'm shocked!

That's shocking!

We're all shocked.

We can't afford that.

Peter, do something.

I can't.

There's only $9,000 in the mystery bag.

For more infomation >> Peter Loses The Castle To Mayor West | Season 15 Ep. 14 | FAMILY GUY - Duration: 1:43.

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Jeff Sessions To Increase Racist Police Murders - Duration: 4:41.

ALTHOUGH PEOPLE ARE RIGHTFULLY FOCUSING ON JEFF SESSIONS'S

COMMENTS ON INTERFERING WITH LEGALIZATION OF MARIJUANA, HE

COMMENTED ON OTHER THINGS AS WELL THAT WERE A LITTLE SCARY.

JUST ONE SECTION, HE SAID --

RIGHT THERE, WHAT YOU ARE SEEING, IS THE FIRST HINT THAT

PEOPLE'S CHIEF PROBLEM WITH JEFF SESSIONS, OUR BIGGEST FEAR ABOUT

WHAT HE MIGHT REPRESENT AS THE A.G., IS THAT HE COULD INTERFERE

IN THE ONGOING PROCESS OF TRYING TO GET SOMETHING APPROACHING

JUSTICE OUT OF THE BRUTALIZATION OF DIFFERENT COMMUNITIES,

ESPECIALLY AFRICAN-AMERICANS IN HIGH PROFILE CASES IN THE PAST

FEW YEARS.

HERE HE IS SAYING, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS

WHOLE THING?

I FEEL LIKE WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH RESPECT FOR THE COPS, I

THINK WE ARE MAKING IT TOO HARD FOR THE COPS, BLUE LIVES

MATTER AND WE NEED TO BACK OFF.

THAT IS WHAT HE'S SAYING AND IT HAS CONSEQUENCES.

IT DOES.

SO IN THE FUTURE AS MORE AND MORE CASES COME UP

REGARDING POLICE BRUTALITY AND SYSTEMIC ISSUES WITHIN VARIOUS

POLICE DEPARTMENTS THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY, IT IS UNLIKELY THAT THE

JUSTICE DEPARTMENT UNDER THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION WOULD DO

ITS OWN INDEPENDENT INVESTIGATION OF THESE POLICE

DEPARTMENTS AND MAKE SURE JUSTICE IS SERVED.

SO MOVING

FORWARD IN THIS ADMINISTRATION IT WILL BE AN ISSUE.

HOWEVER

THERE IS A LITTLE BIT OF HOPE WHEN IT COMES TO PREVIOUS

NEGOTIATIONS THAT THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT HAD MADE WITH POLICE

DEPARTMENTS UNDER THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION.

WHEN TRUMP GOT

ELECTED, POLICE DEPARTMENTS WHO HAD MADE THESE AGREEMENTS WITH

THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT TO REFORM THEIR DEPARTMENTS WERE LIKE, OH,

MAYBE WE CAN RENEGE ON SOME OF THESE NEGOTIATIONS, MAYBE WE CAN

SAY THAT WE DON'T WANT TO DO THESE THINGS, WE DON'T WANT TO

REFORM OUR DEPARTMENT, AND TRUMP WILL DO US A SOLID.

BUT THE BEST

PART ABOUT ALL OF THAT IS THAT FEDERAL JUDGES ARE GETTING

INVOLVED AND THEY ARE LIKE, NO.

BECAUSE FEDERAL JUDGES ARE

INVOLVED IN RULING WHETHER OR NOT THEY CAN CHANGE SOME OF THE

NEGOTIATIONS THEY HAD PREVIOUSLY MADE.

SO THE JUDGES ARE SAYING,

NO, THESE NEGOTIATIONS, THESE AGREEMENTS WILL REMAIN INTACT,

AND THEY CAN'T CHANGE IT.

SO ANY PROGRESS THAT WAS MADE UNDER THE

OBAMA ADMINISTRATION WILL REMAIN IN PLACE, I WANT TO GIVE

YOU THE FULL STORY.

THAT IS A GOOD SILVER LINING BUT I'M STILL

INCREDIBLY PESSIMISTIC.

YOU SHOULD BE.

THE NEGOTIATIONS ALREADY DONE WITH BALTIMORE AND CHICAGO,

THOSE MIGHT BE CARRIED OUT AND CONTINUED -- I SEE THE CURRENT

STATE OF NEGOTIATIONS WITH THOSE CITIES AS BABY STEPS, PATCHING

IN SOME OF THE CRACKS.

BUT THE PROBLEM IS THAT LEAVES TONS OF

OTHER CITIES WITH MAJOR PROBLEMS BETWEEN THE POLICE AND THEIR

CONSTITUENTS THAT HAVEN'T BEEN ADDRESSED, AND FURTHER EFFORTS

WE NEED TO UNDERTAKE IN THOSE CITIES.

OF COURSE AT THE STATE

LEVEL AND THE CITY LEVEL PROGRESS CAN STILL BE MADE, AND

HOPEFULLY POLITICIANS WILL PUT PRESSURE ON THESE POLICE

DEPARTMENTS TO REFORM.

BUT OVER THE PAST EIGHT YEARS UNDER

OBAMA, SLOWLY AT THE START, ADMITTEDLY, THERE WAS PRESSURE

AT THE TOP, AND ERIC HOLDER DID GET INVOLVED AND THERE WERE SOME

INDEPENDENT INVESTIGATIONS OF SOME OF THESE SHOOTINGS THAT

STATES AND CITIES DIDN'T WANT TO UNDERTAKE.

AND DESPITE THAT WE

STILL HAD VERY LITTLE PROGRESS.

UP UNTIL RIGHT NOW, WE STILL

HAVE COPS WHO CAN SHOOT PEOPLE BASICALLY IN COLD BLOOD AND THEY

WALK FREE.

THERE IS ALMOST NEVER JUSTICE IN THAT REGARD.

BUT WE

WERE STARTING TO GET SOME THINGS, INVESTIGATIONS OF THE

VANS THAT WERE USED TO SHAKE UP OR INJURE OR KILL SUSPECTS, BODY

CAMERAS STARTING TO SPREAD, THERE WERE RUMBLINGS OF

POSSIBLE CIVILIAN-LED POLICE DEPARTMENTS IN SOME AREAS, THAT

CAN CONTINUE BUT WE HAVE KNEE- CAPPED THAT EFFORT.

SO NOW

BECAUSE OF PROGRESS TO SOME EXTENT BEING DRIVEN FROM THE

TOP, WE WILL HAVE ROADBLOCKS SET UP BY PEOPLE LIKE JEFF SESSIONS

WHO WILL DO WHATEVER THEY CAN TO KEEP THINGS EXACTLY THE SAME.

AND THIS IS WHY LETTING SOMEONE LIKE DONALD TRUMP BECOME

PRESIDENT IS SUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT, BECAUSE WE WERE

SEEING PROGRESS, SEEING IT EVERY YEAR, AND WE JUST SET THAT

BACK

BIGLY.

For more infomation >> Jeff Sessions To Increase Racist Police Murders - Duration: 4:41.

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The Teachers Decide To Settle Their Dispute In School Court | Season 7 Ep. 11 | BOB'S BURGERS - Duration: 1:48.

- No, I didn't.

Yes you did!

I-- I did not!

What is going on?

Mr. Frond stole my yogurt.

Look, this is his trash can.

Gasp, right?

I did not eat that yogurt.

It's a crime of passion fruit.

Sounds like you need a lawyer.

Hey, let's try this in student court.

We've already got a judge.

Oh, I mean we were going to try

the three little pigs tomorrow.

I'm fine taking this to student court.

Let the whole school see that Mr.

Frond is a dirty yogurt thief.

I am not a thief!

I'd be happy to take this to student court.

Well, I'd preside over this case.

Maybe the fairytale trials are too predictable.

You think?

Let's see what they can do with a real case.

Well, if everyone's on board, I guess

we can try this one tomorrow.

We won't need reenactors, so Jimmy Jr., Tammy,

and Jocelyn can join the jury.

Jimmy Jr. on the jury?

Jimmy Jury?

I know who I want to get sequestered with.

He's my sequestiny.

What?

Nothing.

What happens when you find Frond guilty?

Does the school have the death penalty?

How about if the jury finds him guilty,

he has to wear a sign all day that says

I'm a disgusting yogurt thief.

Ha, yes!

And if he's found innocent, then you

have to wear a sign all day that reads I'm a filthy liar mouth.

Perfect

Tammy and I will make the signs.

It's going to be so fun.

Jocelyn, will you please make my sign for me?

- OK. - Thank you.

So we'll keep Zeke as the bailiff.

Gene you'll be prosecuting.

And Louis, since you were finally

making some progress as a defender,

you get to defend Mr Frond. - Oh no!

What?

BOTH: No, no!

[screams]

For more infomation >> The Teachers Decide To Settle Their Dispute In School Court | Season 7 Ep. 11 | BOB'S BURGERS - Duration: 1:48.

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Gene Dresses Up For His School's Mock Trial | Season 7 Ep. 11 | BOB'S BURGERS - Duration: 1:21.

Gene, breakfast, yum.

Sorry I took so long, but I think you'll

agree it was worth the wait.

Ooh, yes.

Why are you wearing your fancy clothes?

Why aren't you wearing yours?

These are my fancy clothes.

Mm.

Jean's all dressed up for the school-wide mock trial.

He's the big, top prosecutor.

Oh, right right.

I'm a sharp-dressed, silver-tongued devil.

Yeah, and he's going up against Louise,

the savvy defense lawyer.

It's Belcher against Belcher.

(SARCASTICALLY) Whoop-dee-doo.

We win either way.

It is impressive that our kids got chosen to be the lawyers.

It really is.

Also, totally random.

Yep, literally, picked out of a hat.

And we can't forget the most important

role of all, Tina, the juror.

With great jury comes great responsibility.

You lucked out, T. I wish I could sit on the jury

and zone out while we do a mock trial of "Snow White."

Whoa, do you think the Evil Queen

gave Snow White a poison apple?

Yes.

That's for a jury of her peers to decide, but probably.

It's just so babyish.

I mean, why can't we do a mock trial of a double homicide

or something?

Ooh, double homicide.

Twice as nice.

For more infomation >> Gene Dresses Up For His School's Mock Trial | Season 7 Ep. 11 | BOB'S BURGERS - Duration: 1:21.

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Joe Diaz' Sunday Weather Forecast - Duration: 2:28.

IT WAS JUST THE RIGHT

AMOUNT OF SUN FOR HER BIRTHDAY

PARTY.

SHELLY: THE SUN AND WARMTH DID

NOT LAST.

JOE'S HERE WITH HOW MUCH LONGER

WE'LL SEE THE CLOUDS, AND FEEL

THIS WIN

JO THE CLOUDS WILL BE THINNING

OUT BUT THE WINDS WILL BE

INCREASING.

WE HAVE THE SOUTHWEST WINDS

SUSTAINED, BLOWING CONSTANTLY AT

20 MILES HOUR.

WE HAVE A COUPLE OF SHOWERS.

THERE WILL BE SOME ACCUMULATING

SNOW THROUGHOUT THE NORTHERN

MOUNTAINS.

OVERNIGHT THERE COULD BE SOME

LIGHT SNOW AROUND DURANGO AND

INTO RED RIVER.

THAT IS FROM THE FAST-MOVING

SYSTEM THAT WILL MOVE THROUGH

OVERNIGHT.

ON THE BACKSIDE, STRONG

JETSTREAM WINDS WILL COME DOWN.

THE WIND GUSTS UP TO ABOUT 60

MILES PER HOUR.

CAREFUL OF THE DANGEROUS

CROSSWINDS, BLOWI DUST, AND NO

OUTDOOR BURNING.

IT WILL BE A TENDER TRAP.

IF THE FLAME GETS GOING, IT CAN

SPREAD QUICKLY.

SO NO OUTDOOR BURNING.

THIS IS 8:00 IN THE MORNING.

THE BRIGHTER SHADES ARE WITH THE

WINDS ARE THE STRONGEST.

LOOK AT HOW THAT INCREASES

THROUGHOUT THE AFTERNOON.

THE STRONGEST OVER EASTERN PARTS

OF NEW MEXICO.

AS WE LOOK AT THE 12 HOUR

PLANNER.

WE START OFF OK.

LET'S GIVE YOU AN HOUR-BY-HOUR

LOOK.

BY THE NOON HOUR IT WILL BE

GUSTY AND 30-40 MILE PER HOUR.

THE WINDS WILL BE STRONGER THAN

WHAT WE ENCOUNTE TODAY AS WE

LOOK AT THE TIME.

YOU CAN SEE THE SNOW COMING TO

THE CLOSE TO THE NORTHERN PART

OF NEW MEXIC

THEN THE FRONT WILL PUSH

THROUGH.

BUT THE DROPPING TEMPERATURES.

THE COLD STORE O TUESDAY WILL

GIVE WAY TO A MILDER AFTERNOON

WITH TEMPERATURES STARTING TO

MOVE UP A LITTLE BIT.

WINDS WILL BECOME DOWN.

TOMORROW THAT IS THE DAY.

THEN LOOK AT THE WARMING TREND

LOOK AT THOSE TEMPERATURES

GETTING UP TO 75 DEGREES ON

FRIDAY.

BREEZES COME UP ON SATURDAY.

THE WINDS LOOK TO BE STRONGER ON

SUNDAY.

THAT IS WHEN DAYLIGHT SAVINGS

TIME BEGINS.

For more infomation >> Joe Diaz' Sunday Weather Forecast - Duration: 2:28.

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Sim Dara - Success Mindsets | Success Reveal - Duration: 45:01.

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