Youtube daily May 13 2017

As I scoot through the hallway to the Google Express,

I take a look at myself and realize that I'm the best

Cause I'd been coding and compiling so long that

even Jeff and Sanjay think my code is strong

But I ain't never crossed a peer that reviewed my code;

my vars are scoped and I be testing my load

You better watch where you put your curly braces,

make sure your unit tests cover all the cases

You mailing in your CL, playing it cool,

but you better run lint before it's too late, fool

I'm the kind of hacker all the hackers want to be like

in the middle of the night, fixing builds by lava lamp light

Keep spending most our lives living in a Google Paradise.

Been spending most their lives living in a Google Paradise.

Crashed a cluster once or twice living in a Google Paradise.

Asking eng-misc for advice living in a Google Paradise.

This code yellow situation they got me facing,

I can't live a normal life, I was raised on Memegen

So I gotta make sure that the builds green

This Eng Res conversion's got me chasing dreams

I'm an educated fool with Perf on my mind

Got my Pixel in my hand and a gleam in my eye

I print passes for my guests, yeah I follow the rules

Try to tailgate on me?

Wrong Googler, fool.

Snacks ain't nothin' but a scooter ride away

And the yoga class is free, namaste!

I got a 30 inch screen, but will I ever get a 34?

The way things are going I don't know.

Tell me, why are we so blind to see that an early lunch beats the stampede?

Play ping pong once or twice, living in a Google Paradise

Menu items have no price, living in a Google Paradise

Berries are my favorite vice, living in a Google Paradise

Microkitchen's out of ice, living in a Google Paradise

Ski trip on a work day, MapReduce and power,

changelist after changelist, syncing every hour

All my tests be runnin', but half of them be failin',

gotta make me an espresso, and I'll be smooth sailing

They're giving us massages, and I just have to tip them

But the steaks are served rare today.

How can I eat them?

I guess I could.

I guess I should.

I guess I will.

That's why I'm never gonna leave, fool.

Treadmill and exercise, living in a Google Paradise

Testing ergonomic mice, living in a Google Paradise

Been spending most their lives living in a Google Paradise.

Keep spending most our lives living in a Google Paradise.

Why are we so blind to see that an early lunch beats the stampede?

Tell me, why are we so blind to see that an early lunch beats the stampede?

For more infomation >> Google Paradise (Spring Concert 2017) - Duration: 3:42.

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Iron Man 3 | Iron Patriot Air Force One Attack | Iron Man Plane Rescue Scene | (2013) Movie Clip 4K - Duration: 4:25.

(GRUNTING)

(GROANS)

(GROANING)

(SCREAMING)

(GASPS)

It is an honour, Mr President.

If you're gonna do it, do it!

Whoa! Cool your boots, sir.

That's not how the Mandarin works.

Sir, Air Force One has been compromised.

Internal shots, temperature spikes.

Get me eyes on it now.

Image coming through now, sir.

Was that Rhodes?

(BANGING) MAN: - Is anyone there?

WOMAN: Let us out!

(GROANING)

(GRUNTS)

TONY: The President.

Now.

He's not here.

(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING) (MECHANISMS GRINDING)

(GROANING SOFTLY)

Try the jet stream?

Speaking of which, go fish.

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(SCREAMS)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(METAL CREAKING)

(POWERING UP) (TONY GRUNTING)

(COUGHS)

Walk away from that, you son of a bitch.

(ALL SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

How many in the air?

JARVIS: Thirteen, sir.

- How many can I carry? JARVIS: - Four, sir.

Slow down. Slow down, relax. What's your name? Heather?

(SCREAMING)

(SHRIEKING)

HEATHER: Oh, God! No! No!

TONY: Listen to me. See that guy?

I'm gonna swing by, you're just gonna grab him.

- You got it? - What? Oh!

(HEATHER RESUMES SCREAMING)

I'll electrify your arm, you won't be able to open your hand.

We can do this, Heather.

(HEATHER WHIMPERING)

Easy, see? Eleven more to go.

(SCREAMING)

Remember that game called Barrel of Monkeys?

That's what we're going to do.

JARVIS: 18,000 feet.

Come on, people. Everybody, grab your monkey.

Nice.

JARVIS: 10,000 feet.

(YELLING)

6,000 feet.

Come on, people.

Come on, come on, come on!

Yeah!

JARVIS: 1,000 feet.

400 feet.

200 feet, sir.

TONY: He's a chunky monkey, let's get him.

Hello.

(TONY STRAINING)

(PASSENGERS CHEERING)

MAN: We made it!

Nice work, guys!

Excellent. Good team effort all around. Go us.

All right, Jarvis.

But it's only half-done. We've still got to get Pepper...

(SIGHING) That came out of nowhere.(Thanks for Watching,CoolestClips4K)

For more infomation >> Iron Man 3 | Iron Patriot Air Force One Attack | Iron Man Plane Rescue Scene | (2013) Movie Clip 4K - Duration: 4:25.

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2 Stands for Cell Phone Easy / Paper Stand - DIY | JuanTu3 - Duration: 9:29.

Hello, for the first support

You need five paintings by

paper 21 centimeters

In addition, scissors and some glue

Once ready all start

First you must make

all folds you are

watching the video in the five boxes

of paper

after making all folds

you must assemble the

figure and repeat it all

in other tables for

to join the figures and

finally get the paper support

then join the pieces, with

scissors to cut the

Half of the remaining tabs and

with some glue we will glue

in the inside of the

support and finally win

the base for mobile phone

For the second support you need

a table of 21 centimeters, let's start

and the first support, makes folds

you see in the video,

practically they are the same we use

for the first support, pay attention

and repeat on your sheet

for this you do not need support

scissors or glue

performs each fold

we do in the box

paper, then do

these folds can get

Your mobile phone holder

we ended our two

mobile phone holder, in the

Write comments which

you like best

you'll wish you success with

the development of your support

mobile phone, see

in the near many video

successes and see you soon

bye.

For more infomation >> 2 Stands for Cell Phone Easy / Paper Stand - DIY | JuanTu3 - Duration: 9:29.

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Iron Man 3 | 'Iron Man vs. Mandarin(Aldrich Killian) Scene Part-1 | (2013) Movie Clip 4K - Duration: 4:29.

Three guys, one girl, all armed.

God, I would kill for some armour right now.

- You're right. We need backup. - Yeah, a bunch.

You know what?

(WHOOSHING) RHODEY: - Is that...

Yep.

- Are those... - Yeah.

Merry Christmas, buddy.

TONY: Jarvis, target EXTREMIS heat signatures.

Disable with extreme prejudice.

JARVIS: (THROUGH ARMOURS)

Take them to church.

(SCREAMING)

JARVIS: Gentlemen.

(GRUNTING) (SCREAMING)

(ALL GRUNTING)

(SCREAMS)

TONY: Incoming!

Jarvis, get Igor to steady this thing.

(MECHANISMS WHIRRING)

This is how you've been managing your down time, huh?

Everybody needs a hobby.

Heartbreaker, help Red Snapper out, will you?

(GASPS)

TONY: Nice timing.

Oh, yeah. That's awesome. Give me a suit, okay?

Oh, I'm sorry, they're only coded to me.

What does that mean? I got you covered.

JARVIS: Good evening, Colonel. Can I give you a lift?

Very funny.

(GRUNTING)

(PANTING)

(BOTH SCREAM)

JARVIS: Sir, I've located Ms Potts.

About time.

(GASPS) Stop! Put it down. Put it down. Put it down.

See what happens when you hang out with my ex-girlfriends?

You're such a jerk.

Yep. We'll talk about it over dinner.

(METAL CREAKING) (SOBBING)

Come on. A little more, baby.

(PEPPER STRAINING)

(TONY GRUNTING) - Oh!

(GROANS)

Is this guy bothering you?

Don't get up.

Ooh.

Is it hot in there?

(SIZZLING)

Stuck? Do you feel a little stuck?

Like a little turtle, cooking in his little turtle suit.

Oh, Tony.

(GRUNTS) - She's watching.

I think you should close your eyes.

Close your eyes.

Close your eyes. You don't want to see this.

(GROANING)

- Yeah, you take a minute. (GROANS)

(SIZZLING) (METAL CREAKING)

(YELLING)(Thanks for watching,CoolestClips4K)

For more infomation >> Iron Man 3 | 'Iron Man vs. Mandarin(Aldrich Killian) Scene Part-1 | (2013) Movie Clip 4K - Duration: 4:29.

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Washington Wizards' John Wall Rips Celtics: 'Don't Come to my City Wearing All Black' - Duration: 1:56.

For Complex News, I'm Hanuman Welch.

Back in early January, several Celtics and Wizards players were involved in a heated

altercation on the court after Jae Crowder hit John Wall in the face on a play.

About two weeks later, the two teams played again, and Wizards players showed up for the

game wearing all black.

Wall said Washington was preparing for "a funeral," and the Wizards went out and beat

the Celtics 123-108.

It led to some bad blood between the two teams, with Isaiah Thomas referring to the stunt

as "cute" and telling reporters, "It's not like it's a Game 7."

On Friday night, the Celtics appeared to pull the same stunt prior to Game 6 of their best-of-7

playoff series against the Wizards.

Boston had a chance to knock Washington out of the playoffs, so when Celtics players arrived

at the Verizon Center for the game, they were dressed in all black.

And while the Celtics players didn't say they were dressed for "a funeral" like Wall

did in January, that was certainly how NBA fans interpreted the gesture

The gesture didn't end up working out all that well for the Celtics as the Wizards won

92-91 and forced a Game 7 back in Boston.

And shortly after sinking what might have been the biggest shot of his entire career,

Wall spoke with ESPN and ripped the Celtics players for showing up

for the game in black.

Whether the Celtics tried to get inside the Wizards players' heads by wearing all black

or not, it's clear that Wall and his teammates took notice of what they wore to the game

and responded accordingly.

And it's going to make Game 7 of the series on Monday night that much more exciting.

That's all for now, but for everything else, subscribe to Complex on YouTube, for Complex

News, I'm Hanuman Welch.

For more infomation >> Washington Wizards' John Wall Rips Celtics: 'Don't Come to my City Wearing All Black' - Duration: 1:56.

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Portland community holds fundraiser for Officer Rodman - Duration: 1:27.

THERE LIVE.

HI MATTHEW.

MATTHEW: CAROYLN, IT'S A FESTIVE

ATMOSPHERE HERE RIGHT NOW.

YOU CAN HEAR THE LIVE MUSIC.

THERE IS FOOD AND FUN FOR THE

WHOLE FAMILY, WITH ALL PROCEEDS

GOING TO BENEFIT OFFICER

RODMAN'S FAMILY.

TAKE A LOOK.

WE'RE TOLD THERE ARE A TOTAL OF

FIVE LIVE BANDS, ALL

VOLUNTEERING THEIR TIME AND

TALENTS.

THEY'VE GOT CORNHOLE

TOURNAMENTS, A DUNK TANK, AND A

BOUNCE HOUSE FOR THE KIDS.

INSIDE THERE'S A SILENT AUCTION

GOING ON RIGHT NOW, WITH MOR

THAN 100 DONATED BASKETS FILLED

WITH ALL SORTS OF ITEM

THE EVENT'S ORGANIZER SAYS THE

BENEFIT IS A SALUTE TO THE

ENTIRE POLICE FAMILY.

WE CARE ABOUT OFFICER RODMAN,

BUT MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT, WE

CARE ABOUT THE POLICE OFFICERS

THAT ARE STILL DOWN HERE

RESPONDING TO CALLS, PROTECTING

US AND KEEPING US SAFE, AND WE

WANT THEM TO KNOW YOU'RE

APPRECIATED, AND WE CARE ABOUT

YOU.

THAT'S REALLY THE MESSAGE

MATTHEW: THE LIVE AUCTION STARTS

AT 9:00.

I'M TOLD THE AUCTIONEER IS A

POLICE OFFICER WHO WILL AUCTIO

OFF HIMSELF FOR AN EVENING THAT

INVOLVES A LIMO RIDE, DINNER AT

RUTH'S CHRIS STEAKHOUSE, AND A

PLANE RIDE OVER THE CITY.

DEFINITELY A LOT OF FUN FOR A

GREAT CAUSE.

For more infomation >> Portland community holds fundraiser for Officer Rodman - Duration: 1:27.

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WoW Legion PvP Gameplay Patch 7.2 - Warlock taking the Horde to the cleaners in Gilneas - Duration: 10:37.

WoW Legion PvP Gameplay Patch 7.2 - Warlock taking the Horde to the cleaners in Gilneas

For more infomation >> WoW Legion PvP Gameplay Patch 7.2 - Warlock taking the Horde to the cleaners in Gilneas - Duration: 10:37.

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digital altitude review 2017 update| is it working? yes! see my proof - Duration: 18:59.

digital altitude review 2017 update| is it working? yes! see my proof

digital altitude review 2017 update| is it working? yes! see my proof

digital altitude review 2017 update| is it working? yes! see my proof

For more infomation >> digital altitude review 2017 update| is it working? yes! see my proof - Duration: 18:59.

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O que é conversor analógico digital? ADC ou AD! - Duration: 6:19.

For more infomation >> O que é conversor analógico digital? ADC ou AD! - Duration: 6:19.

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Eren Titan Vs Titan Cuirassé Vostfr - Attack On Titan HD - Duration: 4:59.

For more infomation >> Eren Titan Vs Titan Cuirassé Vostfr - Attack On Titan HD - Duration: 4:59.

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How to make Sweet Lassi // make Sweet Lassi - Duration: 1:37.

Ingredients 3 cups fresh yogurt Half cup ice 4 tablespoons sugar pinch of saffron or few drops of rose essence(optional).

Step:1 Put all the ingredients in a blender and blend them till the mixture is frothy.

Step:2 Serve over ice. It takes less then 5 minutes to prepare.

It is nutrient rich, full of health benefits and very refreshing.