Thank you very much
Yeah
Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much and see you. Thank you
Thank you welcome
Washington DC
Oh, you guys feeling good. Yeah?
Yeah, whoo whoo whoo you and that as well, and that as well
Lovely [I] love the sounds people make it so much fun
Yeah, we'll just we just thrown language out of the window. I like that. I feel like we've devolved against human beings [now]
Because that was the thing [that] separated us from the apes wasn't it the fact that we chose speech
Monkeys used to run around and scream
We were like no
English
But now we started to go back to that started to embrace our roots people get excited. Are you happy? I'm real happy how happy
[well], oh
That's one of my favorite sounds it sounds like someone having so much fun. They hurt themselves like you can plan ahead of power
so much fun
That's a weird thought I love and you know it's crazy that we all know what that sound means
We don't agree on anything in this world [race] religion politics, but that sounds that whoohoo
Has united us all
You can make that sound anyway people accept it as long as alcohol present
this that sound
It has to be alcohol. You can't make that's not anywhere else you can't make that sound in the office. It's unacceptable
If you [faust] won't allow as you come in x final email sent whoa
I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry, sorry
Coming that sound in church, and that is why jesus died for our sins, whoa?
Sorry [my] go to happen
You can't do it, but everyone knows it everyone knows what who means it means happiness?
the happiness of the people
Strange - no one asked me to vote on it. I
Didn't get to choose
If I was to choose, I I don't know that I would pick woo who is the sound of happiness?
Strangely enough, I think it may be more after the sound of sadness
And I could see it at a funeral
Family Gathered around the concerts
He is streaming down their face posture reading the eulogy
It will
always remember Mary
as a loving mother a
caring friend
Foodie blogger
and wonderful sister
before we lay her to rest would you please join me now as we observe a moment of
[woohoo]
[about] standing there
There will be one big lady in the corner
Thank you very much sister
such a fun sound
Sound of happiness the sound of white happiness in particular in I've tracked it
I've searched for the source of [whoo-whoo], and I found it originated with white people
white white woman in particular
Answer a comes from that is the sound of a white woman's turn up. That is the sound
from her getting into the game [cami]
And that's when you know, it's odd
Because everyone else learned it from white woman. That's where it came from [you] know it spread through Society like a virus
It's not the natural sound anybody else makes why we'll make that sounding stink to me, but they weren't officer Knit like white
Men were the first ones to learn it because for them is sort of like a making coal
they know what it means they have to reciprocate like
But everyone else that you learn is the natural sound for them, but for nobody else like black people, [woohoo]
But it's not the natural sound black people make for fun
You know black [people] can [whoo-hoo] black people often do [whoohoo], but it's not instinctively a black sound of happiness
And I think it's because black people aren't comfortable with the [woohoo]
Deep down inside. There's a certain moment in [woohoo] when every black person stops enjoying it
It's just there's just a moment
When and maybe this is [just] my personal experiences, but I feel it sounds eerily similar to a police siren this just a moment
first fucking partner
just
Put your hands in the air
And keep them there
Not the sound of happiness in my [life]. That's not hope I guess that's why why people do it?
There's why people love calling the police, [so] they party like oh
My God the cops are here
Never make ahead
My believe why do you have a very different relationship with the police? I was trying explain this to my friend Dave
You know when we hang out and I do. What is it with black people in please
I'm like it's not black [people] don't like the police or hate the police
It's just that just the general we have a tumultuous history with the police one day we were driving
We're driving on the highway and the police car pulled up behind us and [I] got [tense]
I just got really tense and he's like dude. What's going on. I said the police [are] behind us
It was like yeah, and did you do anything wrong? [so] [that's] not the point
Because it really isn't
For white people that is the point
The police will send you to jail if you do something wrong as a black person you have a different relationship
the police may send you to jail just because
The I know that I was I was a driver
I got pulled over by the police for the first time in my life in America
And already I'm not very comfortable in driving in the United States
You know not because of the other side of the road, but because the outside of the car. I'm not used to that
you know
like I
always given to the calm the wrong
So I'll be shopping and I'll come back to my car confidently. I'll jump inside and put the things down and I'm like ah
And instead of getting out exit. [there] is just [it] there you can always think somebody is watching me, so I just say
And I act like I planned it all the way
Where is my driver?
Now is my job. [it] should have been you by now where allah. [oh] well again. He'll drive myself
Don't know why I do that
I'm not comfortable
You have [to] drive in Los Angeles, so I had a little rental car
I'm driving on the freeway and this police car pulls up behind me
He drives me irony for a little bit and they flashed his lights and I like oh he probably wants to go past and so
I moved over to the middle lane, and then he came with me
He flashed his lights again long as I go come on just go blows me man. He's good
[all] right back to the fire. He came back with me, and he does the crash like this
I was like what what was a year ago?
[Blondie's] [oh] [God], [I] think he was stopping me
I thought it was basically the vehicular equivalent of that moment on the sidewalk when you both don't know which way to go I
[thought] we were doing that without cause I got out
I thought that was happening
I thought that was happening actually he thought that I was evading him in the most polite Manner ever because he is irritating
He's like [allosaurus] our
Virus our Mantra. I can know the hell you were saying
[as] part of the problem, I don't think it's fair that police have speakers on their cars, and we don't I
Think this is a recipe for disaster. That's the first step in mending relationships as communication people
I don't know what the hell they tell us things, but I couldn't tell him he was like Glorify raw carrot [Raja], [huh]?
I have to speak I wouldn't have the ability to be like sir. I cannot see what you're saying in McQs, please
Enunciate yo, and speak clearly
No, no your words [buddy] usual
Talk to me talk to me. What do you need however all over be like okay? I will be pulling over right now
Thank you very much. It would be more effective, but I just know something like a lot of thought. Oh, brother
I don't know what the hell you would
Like what do you always like all over all over?
Authentic and so I stopped I pulled over right there where I was on the freeway which apparently is not supposed to do I didn't
Know this and who knows cuz I [just] know that [Brittney]. Tell me to do something
I do it free to pull over and then I stopped and he was like don't pull over another because you can be more specific
pull over because it's a pillow and
There's more appropriate you can't just come telling either get back into the road like this [dad] does not know what you want
Take the next exit, and [no] [weed] [Ronnie] and now he's guiding me along. It's like
I had a really angry GPS or get a [signal]
The way he's driving me like make a right take a right at the line nicorette
It's like I chose angry cop on my way
That's what it felt like when I turn turn laughs don't know I can laugh turn Leno recalculating
And so forth and so finally finally we stop we stop
I [blow] on the South Road he pulls over behind me and he gets out of the car
And he gets out. He goes keep your hands where I can see them. I?
Don't know what you can see or not see I don't know the very same instructions
I don't know what you can so now I'm landing this I
Don't know what you can speak or not. I'm strict right don't get me wrong
I try I just [know] the thing is I just want [to] die. That's all
I don't I just I just don't want to die so I know I don't look like but I'm not the diet type
I really I'm not like I'm a chill out guy who likes living
I don't want to die and the worst thing is I don't know how not to die
That's a thing. I don't know how not that. I could every day I turn on the TV
It seems like another black person is being shot. So I just want to know how not to get [shots]
You know I I try and learn
I really do I try and learn you know it only is all started in the [in] the lower the lower echelons of of enforcement
Community Watch Frozen women shop, Trayvon, The Young boy
And the story started off with man shoots boy everyone was like yeah, this is horrible
This is disgusting but in the news some strange eating the next day is forget and then they start asking other question
I was he wearing a hoodie. What was he doing? And why was he wearing a hoodie? I was like
Oh is that so that's so don't wear hoodie. That's what it is the hoodie
Very frightening you don't know what's going on on the day. Yeah most in Star wars. It's the creepiest thing ever
Hmm. It's the dark side
And so's like also if [I] were a good evening. I'm safe now
I was going to shoot me if I don't wear [woody]
But then if you cut forward and then the next thing you notice is Mike Brown in Ferguson
When he gets shocked by the police unarmed it's shot
I know like a man was unarmed, and he got shot [and] I was like [God]
This is disgusting they say but also he approached the police officer apparently and he may or may not have scuffled with it
We don't know, but he approached him. I was like
Oh, okay, okay? [so] that don't worry hoody and don't approach the police don't go towards the police you see police
You are the other way it goes all the way from okay cool. I've got it. So nobody know approaching the police
This is it. I'm learning
I'm learning but then but then the next guy comes on the news Eric garner in [in] [New] York City
And there he is he's standing and the police they apprehend him and they start talking him anyone go towards them
He doesn't go he's standing to his answer
He just choked to death by six policemen
And then they come on the news next and I go well you got to understand for these police
I mean, this was a this was a pretty big guy. He was a pretty big guy. He was scary
He was a really scary big black guy, and I'm like okay cool
So don't be a big black guy and then you should be fine
Don't be a big black guy, and then I said every day. I look in the mirror, and I'm like good job
Nowwhere, Hoodie boy already and don't approach the Policeman don't be a big black man
I think I think I've got it all down
I think and then I turn on the TV and then I see walter scott a 50-something year-old man running away
From a policeman hitting shots in the back running away
from the Policeman and again the media for some strange reason
Just seems to forget what the main purposes of the discussion is because um they want to go unarmed man shot in the back
They - they like who was Walter Scott
Let's find out about it. Apparently he had a charge of assault against him in
1987 so
[he] get suffered
How hard did he punch the guy that he gets suffered in 2015?
then [loose] again to the future and then he came back to get him and then what happened [I]
Mean was 18 everyone by somebody in the [eighties]. I don't understand. What is the big deal it was seeing the craziest things
They're like Walter scott. I mean this is everybody talking [about] the police Aubert. Let's talk about him. Why did he run?
Why did he want?
Good you didn't want to go to jail?
Are we really going to live in a world where police no [longer] want to chase criminals that what we say?
[it] always [they] police no longer
Wanted Chase crews that best of all points of the game isn't it we say there's kids cops and robbers
Yes, you've seen the movies. That's what makes this fun freeze you can't catch me copper, and then you run
As it makes environment?
now police no longer [oil-change]
[schools] we going to live in a world where police can you imagine what that's going to do to the movie industry is going to
Be horrible, [we] will be watching bad boys five Martin Lawrence and will Smith free, okay?
end of movie Done the Worst movie ever
This is the strangest thing of they are so weird quiz questions that have nothing to do with [a] man being [shot]
Who's unarmed [they] [come] and go also also a note it is a walter scott. Oh sixteen thousand dollars in child support
to the cop
not black
That would be a different [story]. That would be like if [that] was the mother of his children that shot him
Then you know what I may. I may actually be on her side you never know
I might have been there like you know [once] you. Shoot him in the back girl. That's right
You shoot him think [he] [d] angled pay after he play you stood him in the back thinking he can run away [from] his
responsibilities, shoot him dead
But this is nothing to do with it [a] policeman shoots an unarmed man
He's running away, and they have the nerve [ever] nerve that crazy enough to say this is this officer feared for his life
He was afraid afraid of what the man's running away
There's nothing less frightening than somebody running away [from] you. That is the definition of fear
He's running away. The only thing he could have done to be less [threatening]. It's a cluck like a chicken
There's nothing less frightening with a man running away from look like what are you afraid of you can't say he was running [over] I?
Was afraid I'm afraid of what he's running away from you that makes no sense you seen him from behind no one's threatening from behind
They're running away. There's no one who's frightened like maybe Kim Kardashian, but nobody else
Is running away from you? You shoot him in the back?
[another] guy, I was afraid afraid of what we have abandonment issue. Why would you shoot him?
My Dad left when I was five
It's no sense
So I don't know how not [to] die
Yeah, I am in my car on the side [of] the road the random streets in Los Angeles
The whole time instead. I want to die. [I] lied I heard that and the policeman gets out of his car. [he]
starts walking
Towards me
And his hands is by his side that's doing this
and I've watched Westerns I
Know what this means
This is never good this never turns into friendship
So I'm starting [to] [stress], and I'm looking at him in the side mirror of my car
And I'm panicking because objects in the mirror are closer than they appear
So [usually] I can say at any moment, and I don't know why I don't know
I did this like as soon as [you] go. I panic. I completely panicked and I launched myself out the window
I took my body, and I threw it out the window, and I fell onto the side of the cartridge like
And onto the settlor basically went back to nature. I thought of a predator don't make eye contact and you play dead
That's all I did. [I] just tell this head of [the] stop jay which freaked him out. He was completely
He was just like what the heck hey. Hey what what's going on? I said, I'm sorry. I'm uh
I'm sorry like [sir]. What are you sorry for whatever it is that's going to make you should be I'm sorry
I'm sorry officer. He's a circuit back in the car get back in the car, [sir] no
Not on a diet, please. I'm not falling for that trick please up as well. Hey
Sir, you know. I'm not going to kill you [just] get back on the clock of it
I mean shake this guy was just as freaked out as I was I'm not going to lie [cuz] I mean when I put myself
in his shoes
What does he do imagine that you're standing on the salad or a guy jumps out of his own car didn't even call for backup?
What does he say ten-four? I need backup any what do you need? [I] got [a] black eye kid killed himself
Ten-four you gotta make something up better than that will back you up. Don't worry. Let's be fun. What do you say? It's like?
[oh] kid the times freaking out. I was freaking out and
I'm lying there and the approaches slowly
He pushes he finally gets to get into my arms, and he's like get back in the car
So we go back to magazine stops me back at my window compact about dollars please
ah
Sure, sir calm down calm down
Oh good. It was a desire. He's like sir. Have you been drinking?
[Missin] Homesman I'm been drinking so okay calm down
Do you know why I pulled you over sir?
Is because I'm black
Now I wasn't being an ass nor was
I joe can I just been informed that as a black person in America if you drive a really nice car
There's a good chance you're going to get pulled over by the police yeah, so in my world
He was doing his job as I had been told
Yeah, I wasn't judging him in fact. I was a I was a little flattered. I was like well. Thank you very much, [Mr.]. Officer
Who noticing this bad boy around here? That's right 2015 baby. I
was really excited he was more freaked out though because I thank you too much because I'm black and
Then he did this thing that I've come [to] learn is the reaction of white people in America
Who when they hear [information] they can't process fast enough?
Have this this thing with a smile on the outside, but on the inside
It's also if they short circuiting
Like and he he looks at me. He goes. I'm sorry what I said because I'm black
That's why you pull me over. He goes no. No. No here. We are no. That's that is not
Okay
No, no, that is not
also [bad] for him [I]
Think we both learned a lot that day the two of us grew from [that] experience I
Was speeding that's why he pulled me over
But he let me go
Yeah
I'm having a great time. I really am
Not getting speeding fines during my time out here some of you may or may not know I got a job. This is fantastic
That's and that's that's how my grandmother put it funny enough
I phoned my grandmother to tell her that I'll be working on the daily show and she was really excited to the
Coachella
I'm so happy for you
When's Dad [you] got [that] job?
I said no, no granny already had a job which like no you did you?
Did you have her office, but notes like that it wasn't [their] job?
Of course she gave the [rock]
My mom was a bit better
Cause her to tell her the news and to give you a bit of a [backstory]
I've got two younger brothers [all] right, so one brother is nine years younger than me
And then the youngest is 20 years younger than me right [and] so the youngest
just became
One of the student Council members in E school right so he gone to the student council
So I phoned my mom to tell her my good news and on the phone and I'm [like] [oh] mom
I don't know if you heard when the other danish when she's like oh my baby
I'm so excited all pretty this is wonderful. Well done, baby
I'm so happy for you, and did you hear what happened to your brother?
I'm like no other oh, he's on the student Council [at] in school
Oh, I'm so excited both my boys are doing big things in the world
Yeah, some things are bigger than others
[no], it's all the same and like you say that but I mean you know
How are you know ha ha ha?
That'll keep fine. Fine you and never student council. So [that's] [to] really like what?
the Wonderful experience
Changed my life completely coming to the u.s.. Like people are smiling at me more. I just be my imagination
Clay noses at the airports
I mean flying in probably a combination of of my job and the fact that the ebola crisis is now passed
Down probably the worst of the worst time ever is flying into America as an African
During the ebola crisis it was the craziest thing. I've ever seen in an airport
You'd walk in the b tension
[it's] [a] sure everybody into a special quarantine area ask you questions
Questions that they don't [normally] ask the number one question they always ask for sir. Have you been in contact with ebola?
They're always on stirrer. Have you been in contact with Ebola [I]?
Love I love the sincerity of the question like there was a chance my answer could be yes
And next up didn't do it
like what kind of person do you think I am that I'll still be embarking on a journey having knowingly been in contact with the
Most deadly disease on a plan like who do you think I have there are b? [dela]? [I] don't care
[who] can comment zero refund policy?
I'm going to tell you what even if it kills me Mickey mouse and everybody else I'm going
Have you been in contact with ebola?
And the reason is like a boulder is like a distant relative
I love the phrasing have you been in contact with a boat yeah? I spoke to him last week is doing well
Thank you very much for asking
Ebola makes flying a nightmare
We're the worst flight. I was coming from Johannesburg South Africa going to San Francisco
Flew and then because the distance of the flight [jets] you stopped over in Washington, and they change over your flight
So you've gone to another plane and an airplane section, San Francisco
And when we were changing planes when we're switching over the air hole station the second plane tells the passengers
That Africans are coming on board
And so because of this they're going to be spraying the cabin with the life pesticide
[now] I understand like when people are [afraid] they do stupid things I get it
But what I didn't understand was
Why she told them this as we were boarding the plane?
Have the decency to speak behind our backs
Could you're walking onto the aircraft [and] she takes a little microphone. She goes ladies and gentlemen please note
We have some passengers joining us in the south
Africans like they're coming from Africa everybody [completes] in their seats as these passengers find the old place
we're going to be spraying the capital with a life pesticide due to the ebola crisis and
Feel free to cover your nose eyes ears and mouth the pesticide shouldn't be harmful
But it may be so if everybody would just cover up, and we'll be coming down shortly as everybody take their place
Thank you very much. She says this as we bought the plane. This is our introduction ebola tries and really like
You know how hard it is to find a [stitch] in a plane with people that think you're bringing them dead
Do you know about it?
but you're sitting there and everyone you go it almost felt like that scene from Forrest gump like I'm working on the plane feel like
I know Spain was walking down trying to find your Jenny
finally everyone seated and takeoff
Clan heads out to San Francisco and it was by far
most tents lights I
Have ever been on I
coughed once
the [plane] [Shop]
Wasn't even a bad cop. It's like a little kid gloves, but that's what the guy opposite me like
You do calm down man calm down. It's just a you say
Okay
The one was so stressed the plate was [temp] no one wanted food nor snacks
We finally land at the airports the plane is texting to the gate and everyone everyone was waiting for that seatbelt sign to go
Everyone was just like it was more than normal because already I didn't understand why people are in a hurry on claim to get out
Of their seat like you [can't] go anyway
Forever plane lands everyone's sister come on. Come on. Come on. You. Can't go, and you're gonna go there
That's where you individually go there is it come on come on food?
Yeah, I
Don't understand why people lie to hurry
So you know who's even worse?
But people at the window you have no right to be in a hurry you see me like come on. Come on
Come on boom yeah
Yeah, yeah, talking my logic trusted me now right now
Yeah, and I'm glad I didn't sit now for two more minutes is much more comfortable
stadiums people's wait
Ebola made it 100 times worse because [not] everyone wants to get out of the plane
coughing sneezing you can feel the tension and as we about to leave a
Hostess comes back on the [pho] ladies and gentlemen back in your seats everybody back in your seat
Unfortunately right now. We have a health and safety official and needs to come on board just to make sure that everything is [alk]
Duty Ebola we're just going to make sure that everything is fine
So please stay in your seats ladies and gentlemen again apologies for the delay
she says this and then
This man comes on a health and safety official right and he has with him and list of all the African passengers and a thermometer
right A
digital laser thermometer
And he comes on in his job is to see an old African passengers and get their temperature
And I think the way, it works is like if you're very hot then you've got ebola right?
And you've got to live it works on scans the passages and guess the thing walks down ticks their names up to liscus
Temperature gets the names temperature names finally gets to where I'm seated and does the way this thing and the passenger opposite me
moves to my aisle
Looks at me looks at my name
Looks back at me, [and] then he just shrugs and walks away
Almost as if I wasn't African enough
I've never felt so conflicted in my life
Don't get me wrong like I never want anyone to [think] I have ebola
But I also don't want anyone to assume that I can't have [you] bola
You don't know me. You don't know what I'm capable after all they born in the world
Let's go cheer myself up chin up trevor. You can have ebola [chin] up kid. Come on. Come on. Come on
You can have a bola
He walks to the back of the plane
Scans the rest of the passengers [gets] the tail, and he realizes he's now missing a name
So he looks back through the plane can't figure. What's going on. I know it's me
I know, it's me, but I'm not going to help
He had his chance he had a good ebola man, and he let him go
And so I was hispanic and as he panics the air hostess comes back down the plane. She'll see what's going on
I need to get the people [out]. He goes yeah, no
I got a problem ebola list I can't figure out where they where the passenger is and she's like yeah
I gotta get the people out here like look
I know this is killing me as well, but I just [gotta] figure out yeah. Yeah, I don't get them out. I'm dead
I'm dead I gotta get the people going okay. I don't just calm down
Just give me a second and now I can feel the tension building in the plane people start whispering
There's rumors going around
Because some people are hearing pieces of the conversations like broken telephone as it goes down the [plane] [all] [day] hearing is yeah
Air Ebola Ebola killing miracle
Yes yet yet everybody out [of] here dad let him feel the tension
People start looking at each other a guy opposite me didn't even hide. He was like it's you. Yo
You follow you was like you I was not happy for something that something like a cue cameras you really coughing
I think [it'll] shut up. Oh come on you. Oh come on you now
[wow], kill you now, I'll kill you first
Everyone in the play starts [leaving] the people are going crazy
Everyone is stressed people [want] to leave in the middle of the Chaos in the midst of all of us
I'll never forget
Middle Eastern man, maybe four rows behind me [I] dressed in very traditional Garb
stands up he
[sticks] his head into the conversation being had
Between the Air hostess and [a] safety official he goes excuse me both of me. Sorry to interrupt
Not to see what you are talking. I just want to say maybe you want to check
I know this gentleman over there is cozy little bit the man
Survived the identical wearing hood something about him. I don't know something
Simply will be uncomfortable. [is] that maybe you want to check there? I said you know you know what I see something say something else
My gravy at to augment
How the wheel has turned my friends?
You quickly [forget] there was a time when muslims with a black people of the sky?
And yet now you have deserted me
As I thought he'd be on my side, I thought if I need anyone understood, what would be like we stigmatized with that man
So we shared from the average look over and be like don't worry brother. I go to the back
Steady sold me down the river throw me under the bus like it's your turn now
I'm free bitches
And he was I don't blame you [once]
[coz] Ebola was one of the craziest things I've ever seen in terms of
the human condition, how quickly with Total panic
One minute, I'll be flying. I'll see people of middle Eastern descent getting cold you know random selections
Peeping through the machine and then ebola happened [a] lot of a sudden the focus shifted
Focus shifted now as Africans in pulled aside Africans waiting middle easterners were cruising through security
and
Then almost as quickly as [it] started it flipped back overnights, and [I'll] never forget when it happened
right after the Charlie hebdo attack in Paris
That attack happened and almost the next day ebola wasn't a thing anymore
Middle Easterners were back in the spotlights normal service had been resumed
Because after Charlie hebdo [I] would walk through airports and no one gave a damn. They didn't care about me where I was from
all the bananas in my bag
I just I just cruised them security
Charlie Hebdo
Terrorist attack in France everyone did with Cnn breaking news terrorists have attacked Charlie Hebdo headquarters a
News unconfirmed reports are saying 12 people have been killed by terrorists
But everyone said they were terrorists it was written because we didn't know that they were terrorists. We just knew that their middle eastern
but immediately we're into terrorists because if you're middle Eastern
That's a terrorist. That's the world. We live in now. Yeah, if you middle Eastern terrorism is your trademark
It's so crazy
How easy it is to get people to hate the group of people because that's what happened?
Charlie hebdo, and then everyone started saying things about muslims these damn muslims. Do you down we gotta Stop islam?
That's what we got to do. We got to stop these islamists these Muslims now. I'm not saying all muslims are terrorists
[but] all terrorists are Muslims
It sounds really smart doesn't it sounds really [smart], but it's not it's stupid in the tape speech. That's what we
Terrorism is not a [racist] and acts
As involved over time yes right now. We're dealing with
extremism
islamic terror in some parts of the world
But if you go to other possible [lost] [emotive] terrorists as though for your different face
You'll england
20 years ago, [and] you said was a terrorist they show you a drunk Irishman, [I]
Don't need to say drunk. I could've just an Irishman
Was a time when nelson mandela was labeled a terrorist like terrorism is an act. It's not a face
People say these people these muslims you gotta admit to an awful. Lot of them
Awful lot [of] them doing the same thing
Yeah, but you know who's not [terrorist]
Most Muslims
Most Muslims are not terrorists
I'm not even Muslim, but it gets to me because I'm like most wasn't people [like] yours
I know how you know [this] because we still around
They've had ample opportunity to take us out people. There's a billion muslim people on the planet
They met every chance they could have killed us using those falafels they sell us off to midnight when we come another car
It could have wipes us all out
But they kill acrobats
They've had the mean
It's so weird to see our prejudices the way people are labeled in [the] media and society
[it's] not just muslim people you see with black people as well
People saying these things like you know I remember when [there] when the riots were happening in Baltimore
People quickly jump these thugs these are a bunch of thugs running around these thugs you know I'm starting to think black people like crime
That's what I'm starting to think that the only way they can deal with a black people like [crime]
No, no that people don't like crime
Because you know who's not a criminal?
most black people most black people are not singer
Mac people hate crime
Just like everybody else so like black people are cheering crime on or something they watching a black eye. Do some like yeah
[yeah], when black people see a black person doing a crime they also looking at the [prison] like dude. It's nothing crazy
I'm gonna fight the act love that face not a face that you put [cities] [up]
That's not the same thing and everybody has it you know
[you're] [middle-eastern] and you do something to spear a black person
That person [gets] [shot] [in] a bad neighborhood the first story though
His need was always lead with the same thing and today in Compton a man was shot in what is suspected to be gang-related violence?
So he's got her in violence, but ever since anything else there was just two guys gang-related probably gang-related
Why do you say that well because you know in this area? There's a
Pop
Where's Integrity boys guys doesn't matter who it is
[it] could be two kids someone got shot the three year old was shot today by a four year old [and] what is
suspected to be gang-related violence
[the] kids yeah they recruit very young
Wasn't a mistake. No. It's not a mistake
It's never a mistake
But if it's in a rich neighborhood the story changes because you'll never hear them reporting the same thing about the [Hampson's]
And today in the ham since a man was shot in what is suspected to be gang-related violence?
The [burberry] Gang has been known to operate around these parts
They never [sale] in fact you more like you see the police commissioner going up a lot of we just conduct an investigation
we
found out that a
Firearm was discharged earlier today and a bullet left the
weapon
penetrating a victim and
We're going to investigate whether whether it was misfired, or I'm sorry to say this did someone shoot the gun well
we're not we're not ruling anything out right now, but uh
We're checking to see if there was a mechanism failure or what about the person well?
We don't think that this was intentional. We don't so wait
We live in a world where you investigate a gun before you initiate a rich white man
Is that what you say no no, no, that's that's not what we're saying, but the gun is black
But that's not the point the point in
So weird how our prejudices have given everyone their late?
Middle East is there's something there a terrorist black person does something?
Their Gang relates, [Era] thug [but] the white guy walks into a church killing nine people dead
what do they lead with on the news and today in an
Isolated incident [a] lone gunman walked into a church opening fire and killing nine people. It's always a lone gunman
Yeah, a lone gunman with no ties to society whatsoever. They were separated as quickly as possible. I love how they do that
He kept to [himself] and was notoriously
unfRiendly had no friends whatsoever
No friends really no, no friends not even one
No
Not even on Facebook
Everyone is friends on Facebook come are you telling the guy had no friends like as the shooting happens. It was like
What dylan I'm trying? I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying
I'm trying
the weirdest thing ever and
[the] first thing they [always] go to is
Mental instability as they go to the first thing [never] go with Terrorism
What happened are we always saying this was tears well?
We're not going to jump to [that] conclusion of this was a young man. Who was rarely mentally? He was unstable
He was a troubled young man, but he was a terrorist
Committed Terrorist Act walked into a building
Shot a bunch of people to try and spread a message of hatred [right] he was trying to pass something
He was trying to do something
as an act of terror
Well look no, not necessarily. He was a troubled young man. Yes and a terrorist
He [was] mentally [unstable] just like yours
That's exactly what a tariff is there's no known reason to blow [yourself] up. That is ridiculous
pretty
butchers [fema] [terrorists]
It's we it's almost like without realizing it what they saying on
The news is you know this young white man is clearly struggling struggling with something. I mean uh because uh
Why would you forgo all that privilege? Why would you I?
Mean he was a young and white man. Why would you throw that all away?
By darn anything with the minority I get it that sucks, but I mean I would you throated he must be crazy?
This is madness. I refuse to be potables. I refuse to live in the world who will deny white people the moniker of terrorists?
That's racism people. That's what that is
If a white man through hard work and determination commits an act of terror he loves to be called a terrorist
[he] worked for a damage. You don't deprive them of [that] because of the color of his skin
To give it to him and you put him up there bin walid and Charlie
Will will have our prisoners don't get me wrong. Oh my God I?
Try to be better. [I] really do I
Realized every now and again. I do things that I'm not particularly proud of
And for instance whenever I fly into America I've been out of the country and flying back into America
I wish tried to fly on Middle Eastern Airlines
specifically
Fly on emirates or qatar. It's yet one of those and the reason I do this is
because I feel
There's less chance that
somebody
oh
That someone and this may sound a little bit [racist] [give] every right to be offended
[I] feel like the less chance that somebody will attack one of those planes
For a few reasons number one because they're not proving a point
Planes already Muslim on Muslim run. They're not converting anybody and secondly and more importantly on my side
I I think there's a small chance somebody could defuse the situation
Someone could talk them down. Just because they speak the same language
That's that's awful terror for me the fact [that] you don't understand what the person says they're speaking a rabid arabic
puts fear in the Hearts of all men I
love
You you never think good things when you hear arabic
Now watch we watch too many movies and TV shows like you whenever you hear arabic then some bad happens
They immediately that's always going to happen
[look]
[there's] never something cool or sexiest ever a hole in the wall of the [book] [so] [colonel] one way
Never that
So it makes you think it makes you think a certain way. I know I know I'm not any difference
I was on a flight my first Middle Eastern flights
flying on an emirates plane and this man
Emerged from the Galley had a long beard. He was carrying a box and he just went off. He's like ha
ha
ah
chicken clean
chicken
sorry, I
I get really excited with chicken. I'm sorry for that. Sorry
my friend excited usual [rectified] satire of the Flavor
Wow, I'm thinking I love chicken so much the rule. Is that there is the black thing?
So that's racist
There's a little thing [that] makes me think there's a chance that someone understands the language
They may be able to talk the guy down
They could be it could be a terrorist on the plane [now] with a suicide vest [we] flying
40,000 feet in the sky man jumps off losing his head. There you ha
Ha and just maybe maybe some guy will be opposite of like hi
What are you doing?
I'm going to block this plan to show everybody that a live [grade]
Yeah, but do we know this
reporting [Element] [is]
So what are you doing? [I] wanted to show love you the power. What are you saying? I should learn and you know
Are you saying a lot of muslims? Is that what you're saying ah?
[are] you saying we do not know the power of a light? Oh, you're saying you're saying [about] muslims. What are you saying?
No, my friend things. I was not trying to thank you
I was just trying to kill you listen to whatever that. I wanted to show you. What are you showing me? Huh?
Are you saying at a little place?
That's what you're saying
You're better looking than me [you] think I'm not supposed in just because I'm watching cody with a chance of meatballs. That's what you think
What I'm not saying I wanted to what are you showing you so nothing? You make us look bad? Why don't you preach?
Why don't you talk to people up? This is not Islam. What are you doing with your stupid dress [bla] [Bla] [Bla]?
You make us all look bad
No, no, [I] was looking like you're not trying nothing. No even good your best backwards. You don't even know what you're doing here
[so] this is my first time I've never done this before yeah, yeah, story story, sit down, shut up
It's something I dunno if I can load [so] hard you can eat. It don't worry you can do it. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah?
[I'll] do anything that makes my flying experience a little [bit] [more] comfortable
It has [a] fun where you really are thank you very much for coming out. Thank you. I appreciate
if you see
even oil to me
Marineland literally it means the world to me stand-up. Comedy changed my life forever
[I] don't think I would have ever had the opportunity to travel grew up in Soweto in South Africa
Thank you. Thank you. [I] didn't choose it for thinking
And I don't [satan] like in like a sob story way, you know because everyone was poor in so it's room. Which was cool
You know like when everyone's put together it's cool. It's fun. Yeah, you'll feel. It's as much
So not like anyone can't easily ah you are poor
Yeah, so are you?
This sucks
But I probably never would have traveled the world word not for stand-up. Comedy, you know
I'm the first person in my family to the board an airplane
first person in my family to ever get kicked off an airplane I
Would have never I would have never learned about America would have never come out places like Washington DC
Would never learn to drive another side of the road I would have never learned about charming racism
Had I not come to this beautiful country
Probably something [that] changed my [life] forever charming racism
classic American Charming Race I
Never knew there was such a thing growing up, and I thought I knew all about racism
I always you know coming from the home of some of the best racism in the world I am
No, I don't mean to brag but South Africa is by far like we've got with a top quality rating for them out there like
it's
Handcrafted you get rid something like that anymore like I've seen racism all over the world to be honest the standards have dropped
It's not what it used to be like I'm I'm talking about quality racism. You know now
It's cheap and mass-produced probably made in China now. I'm talking about
real racism
And America showed me show me a wonderful new type. I you know I've always considered myself a racism connoisseur
I appreciate the finer Racism's in life. I not all reasons. Don't get me wrong
I have my favorites have my [not-so] favorites. You know like blatant racism. I love I love blatant racist
You know exactly where you stand with the person it's often old people that exhibit blatant racism
They tell you exactly how they feel this is what I think about you you like yeah, and you're gonna die soon
You share?
[theirs] Racism is I don't particularly care for
Like Subtle racism. [I] don't like really don't like suck. You know what people don't tell you they're racist is leave a series of clues
Hope you'll figure it out for yourself. [I] hate that you'll say things like we don't need your people around here
who
your people
tall people
No, damn it your people
Friendly Viru
No, I'm talking about your I'm not gonna help you say it
Did you believe it so much say and have the [balls] stand behind your convictions say it's only the series of clues
And I'm working this out for what is raising Sodoku are you serious?
to say it the cloud
but on justified
Rather embrace it be Blatant all the American and be charming I
discovered charming Racism in a place called, Lexington, Kentucky
And if you've ever been, but you really need to go
It's a beautiful place old school charming racism with a smile and the tip of a hat
Everyone in Ableton [Heather's] vibe. We smile a charm [that] draw all the southern draw. I love it so much
They were they would speak out there the grammars horrible, but it's still beautiful
So the sentences don't really make sense to be like y'all. I never done gaussian um them out and like [that's] test
There's not English your autocorrect is broken. I don't know what that but it's for
It's beautiful in fact when they speak really fast sometimes it sounds like someone sing a banjo inside their mouth that
Until it sounds like [gee] I asked two men for directions, and they started arguing was most beautiful sound I've ever heard in my life
But I was like where you going boy, and I'm going to the theater Kedar
He said all y'all getting on the waianae Road
Maybe I don't see non that our way the print was like now laying low and Obama really long get on site
[they] [leave] all gone. Don't mean only been on the getting [old] me finally going man on the game. Don't be
It sounded like someone started a mumford & Sons concert in their mouth
One minute they were talking and then they got into in the guy was like nail all get on why no sighs I've [failed] [again]
don't make [Finn] alone now get on the
[game's] life, I'll get a long way [coming] around me everything all day
Ya know like I don't even know what they get all the warning
They were gonna say now [I] [can] leave oh fine, and then all the game, [okay] killed again that way
[nager]
The reason I'll never forget, Lexington though
Because I made a woman out there
The gorgeous gorgeous, I'll never forget [-] until the day I die
she walks into the Lobby of the theater we are standing with some friends and
she was absolutely stunning [a]
classic Southern Belle she had long big [blond] hair
Giant boobs
She stretched herself into the Lobby pushing people out the way
She made her way straight for me straight from cancer
He points me in the face that you're like excuse me, baby excuse me honey. May I catch you from owen please
Yes, of course hi. Hi. How are you? How are you Madison, honey? [I] just want to let you [know] that you're by [far]
very funniest and
handsomest nigger I done ever seen
and I would like
I was so shocked [cuz] [I] [lit] most handsome. Not handsomest
The grammar is just crazy man [you]
[guys] have been too much fun. Thank you so much for coming out tonight
Okay, [barbecue]. Thank you very much
you
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