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everybody ready to go here and I'm back

with another video hope you guys are

having an amazing day and in today's

video this kind of like an update like

one of my past recent videos I did made

I think it was like two months ago about

I'm not sure but I'll link that video

down in the description below but this

is how to make money as a teen slash kid

fast bunch of you guys that were on my

channel before have probably seen this a

great method that I did tell you guys

but like this is literally like the most

easiest way to make money as a team

slash kids that they keep you guys are

just bored and you guys don't have like

the money to buy something and your

parents just don't buy it for you you

can literally just use this method it's

literally the easiest method and if you

guys don't know what is you guys are

missing out so this method is using an

app called appnana up man is like

totally different from all those because

when you download an app it gives you

anywhere from nine hundred to over two

thousand in Anna's and if you're lucky

it can give you over five thousand

Anna's just for one app which is amazing

and you can just use those points

basically just to buy anything you want

and like PayPal money Amazon giftcards

Xbox gift cards any kind of gift card

you want is on a banana so basically

you're just downloading apps and you're

getting money for free I'll just show

you how this app actually works alright

guys so the first thing you are going to

want to do is actually open up your

Safari browser if you are on an iPhone

I'm not sure what you have to do for it

Android yet but I'm pretty sure you have

to go into the Play Store and download

the app via app so I'm going to cover

that later in the video

once you are in the Safari Browser

you're going to want to type in a banana

comm slash chigo this slash chico at the

end of the app nana calm is very

important as you will gain ten thousand

nanos when you actually join using this

link once you are on this website it

should look a little bit something like

this and we are going to want to click

on that person icon to log in or

register for your free app nano calm

account so once you are or you once you

created your account you are going to

see that you have 10,000 nanos already I

mean I already have 20,000 Anna's

because I've been using this app for

quite a while so what you are going to

see is 10,000 Nana's

so this app is basically broken down

into three different sections the

section I am scrolling down right now is

all the rewards that you can get which

consists of like a bunch of gift cards

that you can get or PayPal money or

anything like that

and the second tab you are going to see

is get Nana's tab and this is where you

actually get all your Nana's from by

downloading apps for 32 one-minute like

30 seconds to one minute and then when

you exit out of the app you can always

delete the app and you still are going

to get the point and then the last tab

is going to be the invite section so

once you guys have created your account

on the actual website you will want to

go on to the App Store or if you guys

are on an android or samsung device you

might want to go into the Google Play

Store and type in app joy please excuse

me don't search up a banana because

that's I don't have that app that that

one is not as fast as the apogee

so you don't want to type in app joy in

the actual Play Store or App Store and

it's going to look exactly like this

it's going to be like a green icon just

like that and you're going to want to

get the app once you got the app it's

going to look like that green icon that

I showed you before in the app store and

you want to open it that's going to load

up like this and you're going to be

already logged into your account or if

you are not just logging in real quick

and it's gonna look exactly like the

website it's going to have like the

three tabs but the three tabs are going

to be like towards the bottom and that's

where you locate each and every single

tab like the rewards tab to get Nana's

tab and the invite tab so you're going

to have like a bunch of apps like this

and all you have to do is just click

each one or you'll be just like download

like each one has a requirement like

these ones on the top say to reach like

a level on like a certain game or

something but that's not what you're

going to want to do you can easily just

get apps like this one right here once

you download it and you run it for about

30 - one minute 30 seconds to one minute

you're gonna get the amount of Nana's

that it shows you you can get so just to

show you I'm gonna be downloading like

this app right here we are going to be

opening it and running it for about 30

seconds to one minute just like doing

what it says like in the game like I

guess it's tutorial or something and

were to be downloading it and and

basically you're going to get the apps

or the app Nana's that

are going to get when you open it for 30

seconds to 1 minute alright so I skipped

ahead a little so this is about like 20

seconds into the game already and I'm

just like tapping whatever like that's

why you're basically supposed to do once

you have opened it for about 30 seconds

to 1 minute you can see here that you

actually do get your Nana's right there

this was actually an app that didn't

give you like as much Nana's but as you

can see down here there's apps I can

give you over 1000 so over 3,000 Nana's

if you guys do like see what it says you

can actually do exactly what it says so

we're gonna be doing out I Heart Radio

and you just get and just keep doing

this over and over like the process of

actually doing this it's actually really

easy you could just do this when you're

like in bed as soon as you go to bed you

could just like open up a banana for

like maybe like a couple of minutes or

something and you can like download

three app so you can get free Nana's

like that

or you could just do this on your free

time if you guys don't know what to do

and once you do this for about like a

couple of months you can get over like a

hundred dollars if you guys do or if you

guys are dedicated to actually doing

this like over and over again like every

single day

this is how I got like a lot of money

just by using this app literally it's

Vegas like basically the easiest way to

get money alright so guys this is the

most important part of the video I want

you to go to the invite tab once you

have 15,000 in nanos that's literally

only five thousand Anna's above ten

thousand because that's what you start

off with once you have 15,000 Nana's are

over put in my invitation code literally

once you put in my invitation code you

are literally giving yourself free 2000

to 500 Nana's and you're gonna give me

2500 Anna's and we're basically like

like that that's like a free five

thousand Anna's for both of us just

split in between so once you put in this

invitation code after you have fifteen

thousand and as you can give yourself

two thousand five hundred three Nana's

and I encourage you guys to go down into

the comment section below and put in

your invitation code so all of you guys

can keep putting in invitation codes an

invitation codes and you guys can keep

getting free Nana's like that once you

have fifteen thousand then you can just

keep doing this over and over again and

the process of it it's so easy

literally what you have to do just to

get free Nana's and free money and

including use those points once you get

15,000 points like it's literally all

you have to do is put in that invitation

code it's guys didn't really see the

invitation code on my phone I'm going to

put the link down into the description

below it's going to be towards the

bottom of the description saying use

code blah blah blah - I don't get free

money or something I don't know and then

it's gonna have the link but always make

sure you have to use the app in an

accomplished ego link in order to get

your first 10,000 free nana's once you

do that once you get to 15,000 Nana's

after downloading a couple of apps make

sure to put in that invitation code into

your invite section or whatever section

you actually do put it in and you can

get 2500 free nanos for me and for you

and once you do that you're not going to

be able to put in any codes so that's

why I'm asking all of you guys to put

your codes down in the comment section

below so you guys can like put in all

your invitation codes because five

people wants to put in your invitation

code then you can put in my invitation

code again and you guys can just keep

earning money just like that

you guys really did like this video make

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guys in my next video peace

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Miley Cyrus Responds to Backlash Following Controversial Hip-Hop Comments - Duration: 1:23.

For Complex News, I'm Hanuman Welch.

Following Miley Cyrus' recent interview with Billboard, the 24-year-old singer made several

controversial comments about rap music.

Cyrus said she was backing away from the genre, which influenced her 2013 Bangerz album, because

she could no longer relate to the typical lyrics.

"I also love that new Kendrick [Lamar] song ["Humble"]: 'Show me somethin' natural like

ass with some stretch marks.'

I love that because it's not 'Come sit on my dick, suck on my cock.'

I can't listen to that anymore.

That's what pushed me out of the hip-hop scene a little.

It was too much 'Lamborghini, got my Rolex, got a girl on my cock'—I am so not that."

The remarks ignited a social media firestorm, with many accusing Cyrus of appropriating

hip-hop culture, before dumping—and criticizing—the genre when it was no longer useful for her.

Cyrus, however, wants the world to know she has nothing but love for hip-hop.

This weekend, the singer went to Instagram to defend her comments and to explain which

variety of rap she still enjoys

"I respect ALL artists who speak their truth and appreciate ALL genres of music (country

, pop , alternative …. but in this particular interview I was asked about rap) I have always

and will continue to love and celebrate hip hop […] At this point in my life I am expanding

personally/musically and gravitating more towards uplifting, conscious rap."

You can read her full message on her IG page.

Thats' all for now, bur for everything else, subscribe to Complex on YouTube, for Complex

news, I'm Hanuman Welch

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Great Scott bike event, for riders of all levels - Duration: 3:02.

>> THIS IS ONE OF FOUR

ENCOURAGES IN THE REGION MORE

THAN 30 MILES OF ROAD CLOSED

TODAY IN HONOR OF BIKE MONTH.

IT WILL BE GREAT -- THE CITY OF

RANCHO CORDOVA, TELL US ABOUT

THIS EVENT AND WHAT PEOPLE CAN

EXPECT.

>> IT IS GOING TO BE BEAUTIFUL

WEATHER.

YOU CAN EXPECT 30 MILES OF CAR

FREE TRAFFIC.

COME OUT AND ENJOY WEATHER IS ON

A BIKE FOR YOUR FEET.

WE WANT PEOPLE TO ENJOY THE ROAD

OR ATMOSPHERE AND ENJOY BEING

OUTDOORS.

>> I KNOW THIS IS A FAMILY

EVENT.

TELL US WHAT PEOPLE CAN EXPECT.

>> WE HAVE ONE IN EL DORADO

HILLS, ONE ON SCOTT ROAD AND

RANCHO CORDOVA.

WE WANT TO PROMOTE THESE AS A

FESTIVE ATMOSPHERE.

WE WILL HAVE LIVE MUSIC,

OPPORTUNITIES TO EAT FOOD, ENJOY

WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND

BEING OUTSIDE.

>> THIS IS BEAUTIFUL ROADWAY AND

SCENERY WITHOUT CARS.

WHAT WILL PEOPLE ENJOY WITHOUT

HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT CARS?

>> YOU WILL SEE A LOT OF GREAT

ATMOSPHERE OUT HERE.

YOU WILL SEE SOME COWS GRAZING.

YOU WILL SEE THINGS YOU DON'T

SEE IN YOUR CAR.

>> SACRAMENTO IS A GREAT REGION

FOR CYCLISTS.

TALK ABOUT WHY PEOPLE MIGHT WANT

TO COME OUT WITH THEIR FAMILIES

AND JOIN IN.

>> THIS IS A COMPLETE

FAMILY-FRIENDLY EVENT SO YOU

DON'T HAVE TO BE A PRO CYCLISTS

OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

WE HAVE BIKE MECHANICS AVAILABLE

TO LOOK AT YOUR BIKE.

RIDE AS LONG AS YOU WANT.

JUST COME OUT HERE.

IT IS A VERY FLAT LANDSCAPE.

IT WILL BE DIFFICULT FOR ANYONE

TO ENJOY.

>> THANK YOU.

WE WILL LET YOU GET BACK.

AGAIN, THE ROADS WILL BE CLOSED

AGAIN AT 8:00 UNTIL 3:00.

JUST 30 MILES OF OPEN ROADWAY

FOR PEOPLE TO COME OUT TO ENJOY

NOT JUST THE BEAUTIFUL SCENERY,

THE ALSO A LOT OF

FAMILY-FRIENDLY FUN.

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Fox News Poll Shows Even Hardcore Republicans Regret Voting For Trump - Duration: 3:52.

According to a recent poll by Fox News, of all places, only 36% of Donald Trump voters

said that they would vote for him again if the 2020 election were held today.

55% of people who previously voted for Donald Trump in 2016 said that they would vote for

someone else.

Majority of Trump voters said they would not re-vote for this man if the 2020 election

were held today.

That is telling, and not only is it telling that the majority of Trump voters wouldn't

vote for him again, it's telling that this was a Fox News poll, meaning that most of

the people reached out to are Fox News viewers.

Those aren't the sane, rational republicans.

No.

Fox News viewers are the hard right, the alt right, if you will.

Even they can't stand Donald Trump at this point.

For him to be, what, 105, 106, 107 some-odd days into his presidency and over half of

his previous voters say they would not vote for him again, that is pathetic.

Those are numbers that we have not seen in modern presidential politics, possibly throughout

the history of presidential polling.

The only group with which Donald Trump still has a net favorability is white men without

a college education.

Basically, the whiter and dumber you are, the more you're willing to support Donald

Trump.

That's what the polls tell us, but this particular one, the reason I'm talking about this today

is again because this is a Fox News poll.

It's not a CNN poll, or an ABC.

No.

This is Fox.

These are the Donald Trump cheerleaders and even their viewers, after watching all day

long this network do nothing but praise Donald Trump and praise the republicans, even those

viewers aren't buying it anymore.

Maybe, maybe, small tiny percent of a chance here, some of these Fox News viewers are starting

to wake up.

They're understanding that what this network is feeding them every day isn't always true.

It's not always accurate, and especially given the turmoil that's happening behind the scenes

at the network, I think a lot of people are starting to understand what this network is

all about, what Roger Ailes was all about, what Bill O-Reilly was all about, and what

Rupert Murdoch is all about.

It's all about oppression.

It's all about lying.

It's all about coverups.

Even Fox News viewers, if only on this one issue, they're starting to come around.

If the democratic party is smart, they can capitalize on this.

Majority of people aren't happy about the republican healthcare plan that just passed

the house.

They don't want it.

82% of the country doesn't want it.

Harp on that.

Harp on that every day from now until 2018, even if the senate doesn't pass it.

Make sure everybody remembers what they tried to do.

We can reach some of these Fox News viewers.

We can't reach all of them by any means, but there are some out there who can come around.

They just need to be presented with a better alternative, better facts, and a better candidate

than what the democrats have been willing to put up in

the past.

For more infomation >> Fox News Poll Shows Even Hardcore Republicans Regret Voting For Trump - Duration: 3:52.

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Vermont Bucks suffer first loss in franchise history - Duration: 1:03.

2:00 P.M.

FIRST PITCH.

THE GREATEST SHOW ON ORANGE TURF

RETURNED TO GUTTERSON FIELDHOUSE

SATURDAY NIGHT.

THE VERMONT BUCKS, RIDING HIGH

AT 7-0, WELCOMED THEIR STIFFES

COMPETITION YET.

THAT WOULD BE THE BOSTON BLAZE.

WHO ALSO ENTERED SATURDAY NIGHT

UNBEATEN ON THE YEAR.

BUT ONLY ONE WOULD LEAVE WITH A

PERFECT RECORD.

1ST DRIVE OF THE GAME.

BUCKS WASTE NO TIME.

STEFFEN COLON FIRES IT TO DEVON

MACKEY.

TWO HOOK UP FOR THE LONG T

2-PT CONV GOOD, 8-0 BUCKS

2ND QTR.

BLAZE BURN BACK.

JAWAD YATIM FLOATS IT UP FOR

CHARLES TORWUDZO

HE COMES DOWN WITH IT.

13 UNANSWERED POINTS.

BLAZE LEAD 13-8

BACK COME THE BUCKS.

COLON RETURNS FOR SECONDS.

MACKEY ON THE RECEIVING END

AGAIN.

GIVING THIS GUY SOMETHING TO

TEXT HIS BUDDY ABOUT.

BUCKS BACK IN FRONT 15-13

BUT AGAIN.

BLAZE COME RIGHT BACK.

PASS TO TOMMY ALEXANDE

BREAKS A TACKLE AND OFF TO THE

RACE

BUCKS SUFFER FIRST LOSS IN

FRANCHISE HISTOR

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How to Use Thought Control to Influence the Subliminal Mind & Attract What You Want (loa) - Duration: 22:58.

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KCRA Kitchen: Cooking for mom on Mother's Day - Duration: 3:53.

>> IT IS REALLY NICE OUT THERE

THIS MORNING.

58 DEGREES, SACRAMENTO.

57, STOCKTON.

AS WE HEAD OUT TOWARDS

PLACERVILLE, 50 DEGREES.

TRUCKEE, 34.

A REALLY NICE-LOOKING DAY IN THE

VALLEY.

WE WILL WARM UP INTO THE 70'S

LATER, BUT THIS MORNING AROUND

9:00 WE HAVE CLOUDS OUT THERE.

OUR HIGHS TODAY, 78 DEGREES.

THAT IS RIGHT AROUND AVERAGE.

TOMORROW, WARMER TEMPERATURES.

LETICIA: --

>> MOTHER'S DAY IS ONE WEEK AWAY

AND SHE IS A FOOD BLOGGER HERE

TO TELL US WHAT DADS CAN DO AS

WELL AS KIDS TO DO SOMETHING

SPECIAL.

>> THANK YOU.

LIKE MOST OF YOU, I'M A HOME

COOK.

MY RECIPES HAVE A LOT OF -- THIS

IS A MANGO HONEY CAKE.

FRESH MANGO AND THE BROWN YOU

SEE IS BECAUSE IT CARAMELIZE IS

WITH HONEY AND BROWN SUGAR.

I MADE THIS A DAY AHEAD AND WHEN

IT WAS COOL,I FLIPPED IT OUT

AND RAPID REALLY WELL AND STUCK

IT IN THE FRIDGE.

YOU DRIZZLY IT WITH HONEY AND

PUT THE POWDERED SUGAR ON.

IT GOES WELL WITH COFFEE AND THE

MOSYS.

>> CAN YOU SERVE IT WARM?

>> YOU CAN.

>> WOULD YOU SAY TO GET STARTED?

>> NOT MORE THAN A DAY AHEAD.

I WOULD DO IT FRESH.

THIS IS AN ASPARAGUS DISH AND IT

LOOKS FANCY, BUT IT IS EASY.

HIS IS A -- IT IS A SHEET PAN.

YOU JUST HARD BOIL AND EIGHT THE

DAY BEFORE AND THIS IS A LITTLE

BIT OF AND A HOLY.

YOU CAN MAKE THAT AHEAD.

YOU HEATED AND ASSEMBLING RIGHT

BEFORE MOMS.

>> YOU CAN ALSO MAKE IT

VEGETARIAN STYLE AS WELL.

THAT LOOKS GOOD.

HOW LONG WOULD YOU SAY LEAVE IT

IN THE OVEN?

>> IT TAKES ABOUT 40 MINUTES

DEPENDING ON HOW THICK YOUR --

ASPARAGUS IS.

>> WE HAVE A NEW PROTESTS ARE HE

AND THAT WAS MY INSPIRATION FOR

MAKING CRATES.

HE DOES IT ALL DAY LONG.

HE SAID OVERFILL IT.

WHEN YOU ARE HEATING THE CRATES,

--

>> DOES LOOK LIKE REALLY THIN

TORTILLAS.

>> VERY THIN PANCAKE BATTER.

YOU CAN MAKE THESE A DAY AHEAD

AND STORE THEM JUST LIKE THIS

WITH WAX PAPER IN THE FRIDGE.

>> HOW MANY STEPS TO MAKE A

CREPE?

>> YOU PUT ALL IN A BLENDER AND

POUR IN THE PAN.

COSCO WILL BE CARRYING CRATES --

I MADE A HOMEMADE PASTE OUTCOME

OF ANY KIND YOU LIKE.

I DID HAM AND CHEESE, BUT

WHATEVER YOUR MOM LIKES.

>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.

For more infomation >> KCRA Kitchen: Cooking for mom on Mother's Day - Duration: 3:53.

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Going To The Camping - Duration: 4:51.

So I'm back home!

Two days earlier than planned!

Because yesterday, when it was Monday..

I suddenly got spammed by my class

Because school started five minutes ago!

And I was just..

On vacation, in a different city, on the camping, doing nothing!

So..

It's now Tuesday and I have to go to school tomorrow, so..

I had to go home a bit earlier than planned!

Well I'm just going to..

End the video here because I don't know what else to say

It's probably going to be really short

But I don't care

Thanks for watching! If you liked this video, please give it a thumbs up!

And if you want to see my latest video, click over here!

If you want to subscribe to my channel, click over here!

And then I will see you in the next video!

Bye!

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NORTH KOREA WARNS CHINA OF DIRE CONSEQUENCES - Duration: 3:59.

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TET: "Prideful Creations" By Ash Bark [ MLP fanfic readings ] (Comedy) - Duration: 8:14.

"Prideful creations," written by Ash Bark.

"Ah betcha think that's gonna work." said a voice.

I glared up at the patronizing old mare sitting on her rocking chair next to me.

"Yeah, I think I know what I'm doing."

I rolled my eyes, using the most sardonic tone I could muster.

I did NOT want some silly old apple mare telling me what I was doing was wrong right now.

"What would you know about it?"

I imagined my words were like whips, cowing the creature before me.

All the creature did was look up and smile.

"Ah know that platform aint secure.

That there ramp you set up is supported at the base, sure; But soon as you get to the

end of it, it'll slide off those logs you shoved under it."

Granny Apple smiled some more, Her fake teeth shifted slightly in her wrinkled maw.

It wasn't as gross as some of the other old ponies I see around ponyville, not that

she wasn't just as lame.

I only looked because I wanted to find something to insult her with.

I spent hours making this ramp.

It was a beautiful thing.

Smooth warped plywood I found draped against some old building in the town formed the perfect

slope.

A latticework of lumber I hand picked from a pile of firewood just wasting outside of

one of the Apple barns.

All carefully laid to make sure the whole structure would be supported.

And to top it all off, I even sanded down the start so my scooter would flow seamlessly

from the path to the ramp.

I was proud of it, and Granny Apple was belittling my great achievements.

"What would you know about it?"

I fumed, I had her cornered with my elegant debating skills.

I was certain of it.

Her smile flopped into a disapproving glance.

"Ah'm an Apple young missy, back in mah hayday Ah would build barns all on mah lonesome!"

She leaned forward, her wispy white hair clinging to it's original placements as they got

dragged along for the ride.

"And ah built 'em tah last!" she was no longer looking at me at this point.

Instead her gaze was focused on something only the delusional see, 'memories' if

i'm remembering the right word.

"You see this chair I'm sitting on?" she gestured to the rocking chair currently

holding her slanderous rump.

"Ah made this chair with mah own two hooves.

It's lasted decades."

I looked at her chair, It wasn't that impressive, I think.

"It was old before you were born!"

Granny Apple began to cackle and rock more severely "The short of it is, missy, Ah

know my ins and outs of buildin'.

And you wanna know what's wrong with the one you have right there?"

She grinned stupidly, the flesh around her eyes crinkling and folding like thin metal.

I didn't want to know what was wrong with my beautiful ramp.

In fact the mention of the mere possibility sent me seething

"Nothings wrong with it!"

I yelled, "When I go over this, it'll hold me perfectly, you'll see you old grandma!"

I'll admit I got a bit heated right there.

I'm not going to apologize about it, if that's what you're expecting.

She was an old grandma after all.

It's in her name!

"You can try it if you like."

She leaned back in her chair, the wood paneling of her porch creaking slightly.

Her face was as smug as a naive kitten's.

I was trying real hard to keep my cool.

"Yeah?

And what do YOU think is going to happen?"

If there's one thing I pride myself on it's my iron wit and snappish response when arguing,

that and building ramps, and my scooter skills.

The mare looked down her snout at my ramp, judging it like the hypocrite she was.

"Ooooh, well, let's see here."

she began a full on scrutiny of my ramp, nodding her head and muttering the whole time.

As if trying to make what she was doing in any way glamorous.

"If'n you were goin' to jump on it from straight up to down, yah wouldn't have any

problem.

Unfortunately, you'll be going up the ramp, meaning, the momentum you have, will carry

through into the side of the structure."

she nodded her head with a sense of finality, "it don't have any support for that.

It'll be like a building designed without earthquakes in mind, it'll get shaken apart

like them buildings do."

"Who cares about you and your earthquakes!"

I kicked off and practically flew up the hill.

Once I got a fair distance away I looked back at my glorious ramp.

From my perspective it was like the path melded perfectly into wood and gently curved upward

into what was the greatest incline for any reason or occasion.

I could see the old mare scoot her rickety old rocking chair up so she could see the

epicness of what I was about to do better.

I began my descent.

The air began to tear at my mane.

I propelled myself forward with my wings, the action smooth and practiced.

I wanted to go faster, but I restrained myself.

It wasn't like the ramp couldn't take it or anything, I just thought it be good

to make the trial run of my stupendous ramp more sedate like.

Enough to get some air, but not so much that I couldn't appreciate the subtle nuances

I invested in my creation.

I was nearly there.

Everything started to slow down.

Out of the corner of my eye I could see Granny Apple.

Her wrinkled eyes wide and expectant as they followed my path to glory.

They were trying to make me doubt my fate, make me stray from my destiny.

I will NOT let that happen.

I hit the ramp.

I saw the wheels glide from the path to the wood; not even a bump was felt through my

board.

The only reason I could tell I wasn't on the street anymore was the subtle difference

in texture.

That and I could see it.

I was almost there!

I was about to hit the apex of the incline, the point where my momentum would send me

up and flying, where I would defy gravity and that silly old mare, where I would finally

achieve my true purpose!

Suddenly I felt a terrible shift through my scooter.

A slight nuance that warned me a split second before the impossible happened.

The perfectly placed pylon of lumber shifted forward, and lacking the support of their

brethren I placed purposely on and underneath them, they collapsed.

The shift threw me off balance, I fell backwards, just as my board shot forward, propelled by

the force of my speed to achieve a flight that had been so wrongfully taken from me.

My back hit the plywood, the shock of it went through my entire body.

Only barely proceeding when my head hit it.

Thanks to the pile of random logs underneath the ramp, the sheet of wood was able to give,

preventing any permanent harm other than a headache.

But it didn't end there.

Oh no, the catastrophe brought yet another tragedy.

The board I lay upon, dazed as I was, was still on an incline.

My weight normally would have been able to keep it still; but underneath this board was

a multitude of logs, perfectly suited for the purpose of rollers.

They instantly began to send me down the slope on my improvised sled.

As soon as the last one passed out from the end of the wood, there was a terrific scraping

sound.

The scream of wasted potential as my once proud ramp slide across the unforgiving stones

in the path.

It finally stopped, after a slow decrease in speed.

But was my torment over?

Far from it, I looked up toward the spot where it all went wrong and there, sat a mare.

She was roaring with laughter, Laughter!

At my failed dreams.

She shook and shuddered with gales of mirth.

They tore out from her throat, and shook apart my depression, replacing it with fury.

I felt true hatred there.

Nothing in my life had ever prepared me for the rage I felt in that moment.

Suddenly the rocking chair she sat upon, rocking and reeling from the force of her cackles,

collapsed.

Each side of the chair snapped at the legs.

Leaving the mare unsuported.

The mare fell down with a yelp and a thunderous clattering.

Leaving her like a turtle on his back.

Surrounded by the ruins of his pride.

Burning in the sweet, sweet flames of Irony.

I was shocked.

You could still barely hear the echoes of her laughter in the distant apple trees.

The sound was quickly drowned out by her groan of pain.

She slowly sat up, looking at the destroyed chair she still sat in with bewilderment and

loss.

Rubbing at her wispy head with one hoof.

I had forgotten my anger.

It gave way to a tidal wave of laughter that sent me to the ground again.

I may have felt a bit bad about it if it wasn't for the fact that she had laughed at me first,

and that I could hear her begin to chuckle again in the background.

The End

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