-Okay, be honest. Were you clapping for me
or are you just trying to get the feeling back in your hands?
Let me know. It is cold.
The whole country is dealing
with this crazy weather right now.
Today, the polar vortex brought the coldest temperatures
in 20 years to parts of the Midwest.
Midwesterners were so upset, they almost started cursing.
They're like, "Gosh darn it! It's flippin' freezing!"
That's right. It was absolutely brutal in the Midwest.
I mean, just check out what officials in Chicago
had to do to keep the trains running.
-In Chicago, it's so cold, they've had to light
the train tracks on fire to keep them from freezing over.
-Wow.
[ Laughter ]
On the bright side, it looks like
Doc and Marty McFly made it back to 1985.
That's good to hear.
[ Cheers and applause ]
At one point, the wind chill in Chicago was negative-49.
Officials were warning people
to cover their mouths when they went outside.
Listen to what else they said.
-Right now, it is so cold outside in Chicago
that you shouldn't talk.
[ Laughter ]
Wait.
That explains why Nancy Pelosi just announced that she's moving
Trump's State of the Union to Chicago.
-Ohh! -Now I get it.
That's why. -Yeah.
-I didn't know why. That's why they're doing it.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And listen to this.
An 80-year-old crossing guard in Iowa said the cold
won't stop him from doing his job.
Then his boss said, "Nothing stops him.
We fired that guy 40 years ago."
"Get lost!"
And all day, newscasters were doing interesting things
to show just how cold it was.
Check out what they did on the "Today" show this morning.
-So, how cold is it?
One man actually turned this super-frozen banana
into a makeshift hammer.
[ Laughter ]
-What? -That's actually footage of
Trump trying to build his border wall.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-"Wall." -"Wall."
He says that while he's doing it?
-"Wall."
-Usually you only hear the phrase "banana hammer"
at a male strip club.
-"Here comes Banana Hammer."
♪ Doo, do-do-do, do-do ♪ -♪ You can't touch this ♪
[ Laughter ]
♪ Please touch this ♪
[ Laughter ]
But the polar vortex has caused
freezing temperatures all across the country,
with wind chills as low as 50 degrees below zero.
Here now to discuss this cold front
is Weather Channel correspondent Tim Bennigan.
Thanks for joining us, Tim.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Thanks for having me, Jimmy.
-Absolutely. What can you tell us?
-Well, Jimmy, there's an extreme arctic blast
that has plunged into the Midwest,
creating dangerously cold wind chills.
I can't even feel my banana hammer.
-That -- That sounds very serious there, Tim.
-Oh, it is. It is. I'll tell you what.
If I could have, I would have just called into work
and called in sick, spent the whole day
riding my space heater like a pony.
-I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. What did you say?
-That's right, Jimmy.
Today was also bitterly cold in the Northeast,
with lows in the single digits.
And I cannot stress this part enough, okay?
Do not leave the house unless you absolutely need to buy weed.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-I'm sorry. Tim. Wait. What?
-Or the essentials, you know, like water, milk, antifreeze,
or whatever you like to drink.
-You're drinking antifreeze?
-I drank antifreeze.
-Yeah, all right, Tim. Yeah. -These are temperatures
that you don't want to mess around with, Jimmy!
The smart thing for everybody to do
is just pick out the weakest member of your family
and sacrifice that mother [bleep]
to the vortex!
If the vortex is pleased,
then maybe the vortex will show us all a little mercy!
-All right, Tim, I'm so sorry -- -Please, vortex!
-Tim, what is going on? You sound insane.
What happened to you, buddy?
-Jimmy! Jimmy! Aah! -Tim, get it together!
-Aah! -What happened?!
-My bosses -- My bosses thought it was a good idea
to send me out into Chicago for 12 hours
and give these stupid weather updates!
Turns out that's a bad idea. I haven't been right ever since.
Half of my brain is shut down! -Oh, my goodness.
-I mean, look.
I know we live in a 24-hour news cycle. I'm not dumb.
But does me freezing my nads off really count as news?
Oh, here's some news for you.
It's cold out. And I have no balls.
-All right, all right, all right.
Tim. That's fair enough.
-Jimmy, if you just remember one thing,
one thing that I'm telling you, man.
The government controls the weather!
-Okay, I think -- I think we're done here now. I think --
-Jimmy, listen to me. Listen to me!
-I am. -Aah!
Listen! -I am.
-Guess how many tea bags --
hot tea bags I have down my pants right now.
Doesn't matter! Listen, people. Get out there, buy stuff!
Everybody's buying everything off the shelves! Go get it!
Go get Kotex
and go get mirror dancing balls and Nicotine gum.
Whatever you can buy! [Sobbing] Just buy it!
Bye. I gotta go.
I'm gonna go sacrifice myself to the vortex god.
I'm gonna -- Oh, here's a manhole I could go down.
I'm Jimmy Fallon!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-I have no...
I have no idea. -What?
-I have no idea.
-Aah!
[ Laughter ]
Aah!
-[ Laughs ]
-Tim, are you okay? -Aah!
-You still there? -Yeah.
The manhole wasn't that deep.
[ Laughter ]
-Are you sure that's not a manhole? Maybe it's a pothole.
-Oh, god damn it! You're right.
You're totally right! You're always right!
-All right. Thank you.
-'Cause you're in league with the vortex!
-Stop -- Don't bring me into the vortex.
-You're in league with the vortex.
You always have been. Goodbye.
-Are you sinking? Is it quicksand?
-Yeah, I'm getting my mouth full of plastic snow!
[ Laughter ]
-No, it's real snow. Tim, that is real -- Tim.
Tim, that -- -Bye.
-Tim, that is real snow. It is freezing.
You're in Chicago. It's freezing. It's real snow.
What are you talking about?
[ Cheers and applause ]
Oh, my gosh.
-[Bleep]
[ Laughter ]
-It's cold out there.
-Yeah, it's freezing out there. -It's freezing.
-Thanks for helping him, dude.
Let's get to some news here.
Today, Trump made headlines when he called
U.S. Intelligence officials "passive and naive."
Yeah. Passive and naive.
It sounds like a buddy-cop show
starring Mike Pence and Donald Trump.
"I'm Passive." "I'm Naive."
-"Wall."
-But Trump's preparing for his State of the Union address,
which is now scheduled for next Tuesday,
just two days after the Super Bowl.
That's two huge events back-to-back,
so we thought it'd be helpful to break both of them down for you.
For example, during the Super Bowl,
people will be watching for unexpected plays.
During the State of the Union, people will be watching Trump
pronounce words in unexpected ways.
[ Cheers and applause ]
"A polar vertex."
-"The poller vertex."
-"A poly vertex."
During the Super Bowl, people at home will take shots
every time their team scores.
During the State of the Union, people at home will take shots
and just keep taking shots.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And finally, during the Super Bowl,
fans will hold up giant foam fingers.
During the State of the Union,
Nancy Pelosi will hold up a different finger.
There's some major differences there.
-Wow.
-But, you guys, the Super Bowl is this Sunday.
And on game day, a marijuana dispensary in Oregon
is delivering pizza and weed.
[ Cheers and applause ]
When they heard that, every Dominos delivery guy was like,
"Oh, please. We've been doing that for years."
And, finally, I heard that soon you might start seeing
personalized TV ads that are based on your habits.
It's fun until you're watching the Super Bowl with friends,
and the Cialis commercial is footage of you in the bathtub.
We have a great show tonight. Give it up for The Roots.
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This is a Emil our Australian Shepherd.
He definitely loves playing, he loves to be outside ...
... he loves to swim.
Yeah, he's a very agile and active dog.
Emil is a bigger sized dog.
Bigger sized dogs come with bigger transportation problems.
The front seat, it's not ideal
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My name is Rene Berns,
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Emil is really such a nice dog.
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Good boy!
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How many languages do you speak?
3
Do you suffer a lot from jet lag?
No
Favorite Barça Legend
Xavi
In one word.What did you feel when you scored the sitxh goal against PSG?
Unforgettable
Who was your idol as a kid?
Xavi
Have you ever searched yourself on YouTube?
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A song that makes you cry
Thinking Out Loud
Favorite spot to land on Fortnite?
Pisos picados
How many languages can you speak?
3
Do you suffer a lot from jetlag?
no
Favorite Barça Legend
Xavi
Favorite kind of sushi?
Nigiri
Favorite TV show
Operación Triunfo
Favorite Operación Triunfo singer?
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New York
What planet does Messi come from?
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Instagram or Twitter
Instragram
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Umtiti
Who picked your name? Mom? Dad?
My mum
Best defender of all time?
Puyol
Favorite Barça kit ever?
blaugrana
What season?
Last one
Red or blue?
Red
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Busi
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Kindness
Favorite TV show character?
John Snow
If your weren't a football player, what'd you be?
Tennis player
Can you cook?
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Your best dish?
Maccaroni
Last time you ate chocolate?
Yesterday
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27
How many did he get?
27?!?!?!?!
VAR is going to review it
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Last time you ate chocolate?
Yesterday
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【MUKBANG】 100 Sausages!!! Frying, Boiling And Decorating in Various Ways!! [9000kcal][Use CC] - Duration: 8:55.
hello it's kinoshita yuka
today
jaan !
i'll eat 100 sausages
sausage is so delicious, isn't that !
and i'm going to cook it in different ways
so, let's do it !
i'll use SCHAU ESSEN sausage
and this thin-type sausage
in each bag there are 50 pieces, so 100 pieces in total
and it's all in this plate
let's make the octopus shaped sausage now
like this
and after that this here
it's a solid a little bit
like this !
and after that crab
and penguin
and i'm going to fry it now
let's do it
the sausage started to open up immediately
is it the octopus one ? yes, it is
and the crab too
penguin
it looks nice
look at the crab
amazing
oooh, this is beautiful
jaaan! i made a lot
and now let's boil it
jaaan!
i boiled the sausages here
and now let's make the face
let's start with this sausage
hay, by using the sesame for the eyes we done
and here a worm, that i shaped it
and this is a penguin
i'll use this for the mouth
i shouldn't do any mistake
but this sausage don't looks like a penguin at all
but i don't want to give up
whatever i did, it still looks like a monter
ah, now it's a penguin
jaaan! we did it
i have from this side the boiled sausages
and from this side, sausage with decoration
frying and decorating it was so much fun
and here is the boiled one
boiling the sausage makes is so delicious, isn't that !
100 in total
and i made a porridge and some rice too
itadakimasu
let's start with the boiled sausage
mmm, crispy and juicy and this is so delicious
mmmm
eating sausage with porridge and rice is so amazing
i'll bring more
i brought more rice, because i know that i need that
and here the shaped sausages
mmmm
oily, crispy and really tasty
but the boiled one is much more juicy
mmmm
mmmmmm
the porridge is delicious too
and here the penguin
mmm
and this one is a worm
mmm
and here, crab
mmm
SCHAU ESSEN sausage is so crispy and juicy
mmmm
the flavors exploads in your mouth when you bite it
but the other type of sausage, is thin, and soft
children will enjoy the penguin sausages
mmmmm
and here when i started getting better
i need more rice, i'll bring more
ah !
mmmm!
this goes so well with the rice
octopus
but this one is so ugly
it looks like a monter after using the mustard
but this one is so cute
the last penguin
mmmm
the last piece
mmm
gochisousamadeshita
100 pieces of sausage, that was so delicious
and decorating it was so much fun
i'm used to make the octopus and the crab one, but it's my first time making penguin
and it goes so well with the rice
and because it was so delicious and tasty, why you don't try this as well ?
And as always thank you for watching !
if you like this video please hit the like And subscribe buttons
and i wish for everyone, happy and tasty day
bye bye !
all rights reserved. copyright © 2018 Kinoshita Yuka
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Coming to today's Gala is my pleasure
because the purpose of this meeting is to show our gratitude
to bTaskee partners for their hard-working over the last year.
It is hard to express my feelings now
because there were more than 300 people coming to today's meeting.
And when I came inside, all I saw is the color of orange and this made me really happy.
They are all excellent partners who did their good work throughout the year.
After 3 years running bTaskee, I had lots of memories
and my biggest motivation was to see the result,
to clearly see that bTaskee could bring a stable job and a high salary for bTaskee partners.
On the very first days running this model,
our first partners just registered and worked for fun
but once there were more customers posting cleaning tasks on the system,
the partners became excited and shared with our company right away.
I was extremely surprised
that all partners did understand our difficulties and have always been there with us since the start.
I couldn't believe that there were some of them could earn up to 20 million VND in a month.
I thought that 16 million VND is the highest income that a partner could get,
but it has exceeded the limit of my imagination.
Our first Gala was in the last year
and since we have had lots of people becoming our partners, we decided to organize this meeting annually
in order to express our gratitude and give a chance for them to gather with each other.
We gave gifts to our partners to show our appreciation and also encourage them
to continue working hard in the upcoming year.
2019 will be the time for bTaskee to start growing.
And based on our plan, bTaskee will be available in at least 8 cities this June to bring the convenience to customers
and create jobs for workers.
Our further target for this year is to serve
more than 100.000 customers and to offer job opportunities for more than 10.000 workers.
And bTaskee aims to be present in big cities, especially those that have a high demand for house cleaning service.
I want to say thank you to Marketing Team and all members that supported to organize this meeting.
Thank you bTaskee Team for being so hard-working to make this meeting so successful.
And for our partners, thank you for being with bTaskee for the last year and also spending your time to be at this meeting.
I really hope that all bTaskee partners will continue being devoted with their work so that bTaskee can keep growing.
And once customers can trust our services, there will be more jobs for our partners.
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