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Entertainment Weekly | 연예가중계 - [ENG/中文字幕/2017.03.27] - Duration: 1:04:49.
(Episode 1664)
Hello, I'm Shin Hyunjoon.
Hello. I'm Jung Jiwon.
A lot has happened in the entertainment business.
There's been news about a wedding and a newborn baby.
We've also met with many celebrities this week.
Jiwon, your outfit is gorgeous today.
Don't I look like a beautiful bird?
- A peacock. / - I apologize to our viewers.
Excuse me?
Please don't do that.
Please don't do that.
Yoon Jiyeon and Kim Taejin's segments are up first.
Please stop doing that already.
I got it.
We're sorry.
I apologize on her behalf.
I met up with five stars. They're known to be
very funny and intelligent at the same time.
They are cast members of a new program,
"The Celestial Collection".
We met with Kim Suro, Seo Kyungseok,
Kong Hyungjin, Lee Hyunyi, and Choi Yeojin.
Since they are such great conversationalists,
we were able to have a very jolly interview.
- Stay tuned for the interview. / - What a great cast.
Why don't we start the show with This Week's Hot Click?
This week, the singer Bada got married.
She brought great news to the entertainment business.
And Shin Hakyun and Kim Goeun announced their break up.
We'll be delivering a variety of news today.
This Week's Hot Click begins now.
I am very happy.
It's Bada, one of the first female idol singers.
Congratulations.
(Bada of S.E.S gets married.)
Last Thursday, a lot of reporters were posted
at her wedding
at a Catholic church in Seoul,
Bada made an appearance wearing a pure-white dress.
Unlike her usual self, she looked rather nervous.
We will go ahead and start taking pictures now.
Please tell me which poses to make.
Are there any specific poses you want her to do?
I'm feeling very nervous.
She doesn't get nervous on stage at all, but today...
On this day, Eugene and Shoo joined Bada's press
conference which made them look like real sisters.
Let's hear what Bada has to say before the wedding.
I am very happy. Thank you.
Congratulations.
I'm so happy for her.
Now that she's getting married, we have one more
thing to talk about. From now on,
it will be even more fun for us to chat.
I'm very happy for her as well.
I hope she'll always be happy. I love you.
Bada's husband is
a businessman who is nine years younger than her.
The wedding was held at a beautiful Catholic church.
The wedding was a private affair
for her husband who isn't a public figure.
Numerous stars attended her wedding that day.
It was a chance to look at her personal connections.
Lee Sooman graced the occasion with his presence.
Because younger members got married before her,
I was worried about that.
I'm very happy for her. Congratulations.
I extend to her my heartiest congratulations.
I sincerely hope she will lead a happy marriage
and be happy.
I guess another guest has arrived.
You're all looking over there, not at me.
It was Ok Taecyeon who grabbed everyone's attention.
Congratulations on your wedding.
I hope you will lead a happy life.
How about you?
Me? I don't plan on getting married yet.
I plan on doing my military service first.
I believe that she is a truly talented individual.
That's what I think.
It made me think this is so like her.
I hope she will have many children and
- become a queen of fertility. / - How nice to see her.
When I look at Eugene and Shoo,
it makes me think having children is great.
When I'm done with my summer concerts,
I will try...
I will try to focus on having babies.
When it comes to marriage, nothing is easy.
I hope you'll listen to each other, be considerate,
and lead a happy marriage. Always be happy.
I hope you'll be a good wife
- with a big heart. / - It's Jisook.
Please take good care of Bada.
I wish you both the best.
Good luck to you both and your future baby.
Congratulations.
Bada expressed her joy with a heartfelt message
to her husband-to-be.
Thank you so much.
Just like my name, Bada,
I'll be the quiet friend and wife
that will always lend you an ear.
Let's do our best to start a happy family.
Congratulations. I wish you the best of luck.
- Congratulations. / - Congratulations!
Next, we bring you news of a breakup.
Shin Hakyun and Kim Goeun has announced the end of
their eight-month long relationship.
Despite the 17-year age difference, they connected
thanks to their similar hobbies.
And they revealed their relationship last August.
However, according to their agencies,
they ended their relationship in February.
They just couldn't find time for each other.
(They ended their eight-month relationship.)
The breakup of Hakyun and Goeun
was already rumored to be true around February.
Around that time, Goeun deleted her social media
account and created a new one.
Previous photos of Hakyun were deleted,
and she only posted photos of herself,
which added fuel to the rumor.
During their relationship,
Goeun created quite the buzz
by signing with Hakyun's agency.
She's still with the agency,
but since they agreed to remain as good friends,
I doubt either of them will be switching agencies.
Hakyun has movies such as "Wind Wind Wind"
and "Room No.7" coming out,
so the breakup won't affect his career.
Meanwhile, Goeun is looking for
her next series or movie following "Goblin".
Though they are going their separate ways,
we hope they will be more mature
from this experience.
The actress Ku Hyesun has dropped out of
her TV series due to medical reasons.
Recently, she suffered from
vertigo and shortness of breath on set.
It turns out that she had an anaphylactic shock,
but kept on performing while being treated.
However, her symptoms only got worse.
After discussing with her doctor, her agency
and the production crew decided to drop her
so that she could get better.
Currently, she's recovering at a hospital.
We hope for nothing but her full recovery.
Let's have fun together.
One of Korea's most famous musician couples, Haha and
Byul, have welcomed the birth of a little prince.
(They were married in 2012.)
They welcomed their first son, Dream,
eight months after their wedding.
(Dream was born eight months after their wedding.)
Before the end of this year, I'd like to be pregnant
- with Dream's sibling. / - I see.
- Your second child. / - That's right.
Her wish came true.
Before 2016 ended, Haha notified his fans
of his wife's pregnancy via social media.
And last Wednesday, a baby boy was born.
They're both in great health.
Since it's her second childbirth,
Byul didn't really have any trouble.
Gratefully, Haha was able to be by her side all day.
Since she'll need time to recover from childbirth,
she'll be taking time off work.
Meanwhile, Haha will soon release his new album.
Haha and Byul are now parents of two children.
We only wish them great happiness.
Me too.
So?
The scene-stealer of the TV series "Good Manager".
The spoiled brat and son of TQ Group's CEO.
(His on-screen chemistry with Namkoong Min)
We'll get our chance.
He's now turned over a new leaf in the show.
This is my interview with Dong Ha.
(Meet the actor, Dong Ha.)
This is the hair salon Dong Ha is at.
Hi.
(Dong Ha)
This is quite embarrassing.
I'm getting my hair done right now.
The hairdresser behind me owns the salon,
and he's also my brother.
I go to work with hair styled by my brother.
- They look alike. / - Please show him your love.
Please.
I've never done an interview before.
And this will be aired on national television.
(It's his first solo interview.)
I've never done one before.
I sometimes look up my own name.
First, I search the keyword "Good Manager".
(He types in "Good Manager".)
My name is fourth when it comes to associated keywords.
Could life get any better than this?
This is why I'm happy despite the lack of sleep.
(He's very happy these days.)
(He arrives at where the interview will take place.)
I'm finally here.
I'm going in now.
- Here I go. / - Hang on.
- Hello. / - Not yet.
- Hi. / - No, I have to introduce you first.
Making rookie mistakes just adds to his charm.
Can you stand by over there?
He's the scene-stealer of the TV series "Good Manager".
Please welcome Dong Ha,
a member of the accounting team.
Hello!
What an introduction.
- Hello. / - Hi.
It's nice to meet you.
How was it to film yourself coming to the studio?
I don't know. It was my first time doing this,
so I found it hard to talk by myself.
To be honest, I feel like I'm here with
your character from the show.
Are you still embodying him?
Because how I look is the same.
How much do you think
you resemble your character?
It changes from time to time, but 50 percent overall.
I like hanging out and talking to my friends.
(He's cheery just like his character.)
That's what we have in common.
However, what my character was like earlier on,
being rude to my seniors and colleagues,
is not at all like who I am.
Your chemistry with Namkoong Min
is sweet to say the least.
He helps me out a lot on set.
He coaches me on how I could change it up,
and he helps me think of different ad-libs.
He's the reason why I'm noticed today.
Your character doesn't have a love interest though.
I am upset about that,
but it's all right.
Is there an actress that
you'd like to have romantic scenes with?
No, there isn't.
Your colleagues would be sad to hear that.
Naming only one would upset them as well.
You put me in an awkward position just now.
Still, what if you had to choose one actress?
I'd choose Gwangsook.
I'm sorry. I guess I still have a long way to go.
(Do you mean me?)
The others would be upset to hear that.
(The other actresses will be upset.)
(So this is what it's like to be on a variety show.)
Now you know how harsh the world is, Dong Ha.
During the 16th episode, you spoke
- Swahili, the national language of Tanzania. / - Yes.
(Dong Ha calls a Tanzanian company)
(to prove its existence.)
What did he say?
(Many were amazed by his performance.)
No wonder people were amazed.
Did you really speak Swahili just now?
I spent an hour on YouTube studying it.
The pronunciation might be a little off,
but it really is Swahili.
What did it say on the script though?
The lines were in English.
"Okay. Thank you. My goodness." That was about it.
However, it just didn't felt right.
I was wondering what I should do in the waiting room,
and that's when
I decided to speak in Swahili instead.
So I immediately looked it up on YouTube.
When I said the lines on set, everyone responded well.
I was glad that my ad-lib was approved.
Let's dig more into Dong Ha by reading his resume.
Can we talk about your debut performance?
I debuted in the 2008 series "The Accidental Couple".
What's your name again?
(This is Dong Ha nine years ago.)
In the series,
it looks so natural when you cower.
- Cower? / - Did you really ask him that?
I just tried to remember
what it was like to be threatened that way.
It isn't easy to do when your partner doesn't mean it.
I really need to feel threatened.
Let's try it, then.
I wouldn't mind demonstrating it.
- Really? / - You need to mean it though.
I'll hit you for real, then.
What?
(Hesitating)
- She likes to hit people. / - It will hurt.
- Be gentle. / - Here we go.
I showed him how it's done.
I hope he wasn't too surprised by that.
Were you really only acting?
(I'm sorry.)
What's your goal as an actor?
I don't think I've ever thought of one.
I truly haven't.
All I want to be is a good actor.
This is something that I love.
(He loves being an actor.)
I'll be happy to have people acknowledge me as one.
That's all I wish for. That and nothing else.
I glimpse some tears here.
That's how my eyes always look.
I see.
(This is just how I look like.)
"Good Manager" wraps up its production next week.
It's sad, but I hope you'll stay tuned until the end.
Please look out for me,
and I promise to deliver in many other shows.
We wish Dong Ha a fruitful future as well.
That we do!
(Entertainment Weekly)
The new TV show
that will air soon on KBS1.
These are the hosts of "The Celestial Collection".
To tell us the stories of hidden treasures,
smart, talkative, and witty celebrities have been cast.
March in the lunar month...
- "In the lunar month"? / - "In the lunar month"?
(Just how old-fashioned is he?)
He made us laugh right from the start.
They introduce hidden treasures of history.
His role in "The Celestial Collection"
is to present
- the treasures. / - That's right.
Kyungseok's presentation was very entertaining.
(While describing the treasure,)
(he screams.)
(Screaming)
He did something like this.
- You feel bored if it's not entertaining, / - Right.
- even if it's a good story. / - That's a useful word.
I try to make people laugh once every ten lines or so,
or surprise them.
That's why you scream to surprise people
so that they could accidentally press the button.
I do that a lot at home as well.
How do you introduce the treasures, Yeojin?
She dances.
- Is that so? / - Yes, she dances.
I just dance elegantly.
- My goodness. / - She's elegant, yet...
- Her fashion designer is having a hard time. / - True.
Is there any celebrity you would like to suggest
as a host of "The Celestial Collection"?
- I'd like to suggest Hyun Bin. / - I see.
He's a very prudent man in real life.
- It looks like he's wearing a fur hat. / - He would
feel various things through this show.
Huge efforts have been made by the hosts
to introduce the treasures that's on the stage.
They perform with a variety of interesting attractions.
He even went on a field trip to Haeinsa.
Let's have some compliments for each other.
Kyungseok raised the standards for
the education level of a celebrity.
I think he's an example of an ideal broadcaster
that people want these days.
Coincidentally, Kyungseok was a host in other
- entertainment shows / - Right.
for two months.
- That's called a grand slam. / - Right.
Okay. I'll stop here.
Hyungjin is like jjamppong in the entertainment world.
(Jjamppong?)
Like jjamppong in the entertainment world.
(Can he take that as a compliment?)
I've never heard such thing in my life.
He's like the soup made with a rich broth.
It's normally called sagol.
Jjamppong soup evaporates if you simmer it too long.
There is a reason why
- he's always surrounded / - Let him continue.
- by many people. / - All right.
He's a very genuine person.
Your face turned into the color of jjamppong.
This is great.
It's exactly the same color as jjamppong.
I'm jjamppong!
Yeojin, you've been busy working
(She is a model cum actress.)
as a model and an actress.
Is there any role that you're interested in these days?
In fact, I've been playing similar characters
of professional career women.
As an actress, my dream is to act in historical dramas.
I want to wear a heavy wig
even if it would give me neck problems.
You're saying you'd never play a peasant.
Roles that need big wigs are only allowed.
I'd love to play a gisaeng character as well.
That would suit you very well.
That's my wish as an actress.
That sounded pretty weird, didn't it?
I was complimenting her,
but it actually sounds like criticism.
At least it's better than jjamppong.
Hyunyi, you tend to host
TV shows that are pretty serious.
- In fact, I'm a very cheerful / - Really?
- type of person. / - You like to play, right?
You like to play.
- She likes to go clubbing. / - I'm very cheerful.
Aren't you a mother?
- Mothers can also be cheerful. / - Right.
Her baby plays with her.
- Play with me mom. / - They play together.
- They're very logical, aren't they? / - So cheerful.
The weather is getting hot these days.
Would you give some tips for people who are on a diet?
Before I was pregnant,
I thought I don't easily gain weight.
However, I gained a lot of weight during my pregnancy.
I gained 22kg.
But I have lost all of it by now.
To lose weight, you have to cut out all junk food.
- That's right. / - You shouldn't have any at all.
You should only have meals that have lots of protein.
You should stop having lattes as well.
- You can't even have lattes? / - Yes.
- You don't need snacks. / - Right.
I normally tell people not to go on a diet.
Actors and models usually do this.
When you suddenly lose weight
in a short period of time,
your skin loses its elasticity.
- If you starve yourself for a diet, / - I agree.
- your skin isn't as firm. / - Right.
It's not good for your health either.
If you want to go on a diet, it has to be consistent.
If you work out consistently and eat healthy,
you eventually end up with a healthy and gorgeous body.
- It should be an everyday routine. / - Right.
I envy her.
I asked the hosts what their best collections are
in their lives.
Suro, show is your answer. In one, two, three.
The best collection in my life is my filmography.
I hope I can be an actor who continues to mature
and share my love with the audience
through good shows and films.
I feel the same as Suro.
My 57th film will be released next month.
That's too many.
The best collection in my life are my films.
It's the most precious treasure for actors.
My wish is that our new show "The Celestial Collection"
- will become my best collection in my life. / - I see.
The best collection of my life
is my portfolio that was made
- when I used to model. / - I see.
What about Kyungseok?
(My best collection would be Entertainment Weekly.)
I used to host various entertainment news shows.
I grew up with Entertainment Weekly,
and my wish is to become a member of that show.
He's laughing at his own words.
Let's stop here, Kyungseok.
- Okay. / - It's tiring.
It's time to finish our interview.
Chief, I'll visit you to say hi soon.
- Hyunjoon, don't be nervous. / - Where did you
- get that from? / - "The Celestial Collection"
will introduce you to amazing treasures.
You will be surprised.
We can share our emotions.
You will learn something from it.
It will also make you laugh.
Go, "The Celestial Collection"!
It will be on air tomorrow night.
I definitely won't miss the broadcast.
I'm sorry, Kyungseok.
My contract will last
until I see grandchildren of my own.
Since my son is 11 months old,
- you might need to wait a little longer. / - Okay.
Anyways, all the hosts are so amazing
- and I can't wait to watch it. / - Me too.
Good luck to you all,
and please stay focused with that show, Kyungseok.
We will take care of Entertainment Weekly
- Now and forever. / - now and forever.
I love you, Entertainment Weekly.
My apologies.
That's enough, Hyunjoon.
Let's move on to the next news report.
- Sungeun and Seunghye has it ready. / - All right.
These five actors became siblings
while acting in a movie together.
The siblings include the oldest, Kim Sunyoung,
and the youngest, Yim Siwan.
Please stay tuned for it.
She didn't make a mistake today.
Here another piece of news.
I had a fun brunch date
with the cute and sexy members of Girl's Day.
Not to mention the honest conversation,
we had a chance to make
extremely healthy food there.
Please stay tuned for the interview
with the cute and cheerful Girl's Day.
His voice seems happy.
(Girl's Day is back after a year and nine months.)
The best girl group, Girl's day, is back
after a year and nine months.
(Screaming)
The interview was so sweet and full of laughter.
It starts now.
- It's not it. / - Let's go.
The room is pink.
It's Girl's Day. Welcome.
Every day, Girl's Day.
- Hi, we're Girl's Day. / - Hi, we're Girl's Day.
Nice to meet you all.
It's been a while since you released the last album.
We finally found the song that all of us
and the agency like.
We took the time to look for a good song.
It's a song with hip-hop and jazz mixed together.
This song expresses strong women.
Can you please sing it for us a little bit?
(She doesn't seem very confident.)
Sure.
You sing live in the morning.
- Actually, I'm half asleep. / - Everyone,
it's not easy to sing live at 10:30 in the morning.
(This is the title song, "I'll Be Yours".)
(The song is sexy and powerful.)
(It will be released next Monday.)
It's a great song.
- It suits Girl's Day. / - Yes, it does.
They never let us down.
Yura was having trouble controlling her appetite.
- What are you doing? / - Is this an egg?
- It's good. / - Yura, you gained
- attention after posting selfies. / - Right.
She's an expert at taking amazing selfies.
It wouldn't have been possible without her effort.
If I hadn't done that,
I wouldn't have been able to take that selfie.
My manager thought it was funny so he took a picture.
Why did you upload it, then?
At first, I uploaded my selfie on my account.
After my manager saw it, he sent me that picture.
It was so funny so I uploaded it as well.
- So, you uploaded it after all. / - Yes.
Minah, you acted in "Beautiful Gong Shim"
with Mr. Kim.
She didn't mind having a fierce fight
with Namkoong Min to make viewers laugh.
People loved to see them together in the drama.
He spent his free time
helping and giving me pointers on acting.
I relied on him very much at that time.
Why don't you leave him a short message?
Keep up the good work all the way till the end.
And I hope you'll give people
plenty of laughter and tears.
Go, Min!
- Go, Min. / - Go, Min.
(Go, Min, son of KBS.)
- Sojin, / - Yes?
I heard you can drink a bottle of whisky by yourself.
Actually, that's my limit.
Do you enjoy drinking?
Yes. I like to drink.
- I'm not a good drinker though. / - She's honest.
- She's honest. / - Many people drink alone these days.
Do you like to drink alone?
- Yes, I do. / - You know what drinking solo is, right?
- What? / - You know what that means, right?
I know how it tastes like.
Of course, I do.
(There's no need for words.)
She didn't understand what "eating alone" meant before.
"What does that mean? Is it a mixed rice?"
I thought it meant multi-grain rice.
- Exactly. / - I'm sorry.
(Sojin is silly.)
Hyeri, you've recently been in many TV commercials.
- Yes. / - Is there a commercial you'd want to be in
with the rest of the members?
Yes, a lot actually.
None of us have been in a car commercial.
- A car commercial? / - Right.
I wish we could be in a car commercial together.
When we were in a Guerrilla Date last time,
I said I wanted to be in a commercial for alcohol.
And I really did.
Is there a specific commercial you want to be in?
I like to drink.
I can't drink much, but I like drinking.
I think they don't know of this.
She said that to get an offer.
Did they hear what Hyeri said?
She succeeded in being in an alcohol commercial.
If you wish for something on Entertainment Weekly,
- it comes true. / - I know.
- Right. / - I want to be in a refrigerator commercial,
or a rice cooker commercial.
Rice cookers?
- If you want such a commercial, / - Do you need them?
Hi-Mart commercials would be perfect for you.
- That sounds great. / - Good.
- I like Hi-Mart. / - That would be great.
That would be perfect.
In one, two, three, four.
- ♪ Let's go to Hi-Mart ♪ / - ♪ Let's go to Hi-Mart ♪
(Please call us, advertisers.)
To be in many commercials and to perform on stage,
you have to take care of your health.
So why don't we make some healthy juices?
The members will choose the ingredients themselves
to make a healthy juice of their own.
- Hyeri. / - Really?
Please choose one.
Don't open it but pour it right into the blender.
- Okay. / - Is that it?
Pour it right into that.
- What is it? / - Hey.
They suddenly scream.
What ingredient did she pick?
She chose ginseng.
I like it though.
Next is Sojin. What will it be?
- Garlic? / - It's garlic that has a strong smell.
In one, two, three.
The next one is...
- Chinese yam. / - What is it?
- Chinese yam? / - That's not bad.
- It's okay. / - It's Chinese yam.
- It can neutralize the taste. / - Right.
Finally, it's Yura's turn.
Yura has good intuition.
Will her intuition be good today as well?
Ta-da.
- The last one is strawberries. / - Strawberries.
You picked a good one.
- And now we make it. / - He's really blending them.
This is ridiculous.
- It's being blended. / - The color is pretty though.
The color is perfect.
- It looks appetizing. / - Can I let my agent drink it?
Right. Our agent isn't very healthy these days.
- Are you going to fill the whole glass? / - Wait.
Wait a moment. Let's decide the order first.
I'm not good at rock-paper-scissors.
- Rock-paper-scissors. / - Rock-paper-scissors.
(They play rock-paper-scissors to decide the order.)
There are mixed feelings.
- Rock-paper-scissors. / - Rock-paper-scissors.
(Minah gets the right to decide the order.)
- Princess, decide the order. / - You're the second.
Yura suddenly kisses Minah.
(She went too far.)
She's the last.
No, no.
How will the healthy juice taste?
(Minah tastes it first.)
- This is Entertainment Weekly, isn't it? / - Right.
- It's not "One Night Two Days", right? / - Hyeri
says it with her facial expressions.
It must taste terrible.
I think the garlic will be okay.
- What's Sojin's reaction? / - Ginseng is okay too.
Just swallow it.
It's like I ate a whole bunch of kimchi.
A whole bunch of kimchi?
- Because of the garlic. / - How long should we wait?
The rest of the members urged Yura
to finish it in one go.
(They are so excited to see another person suffer.)
(She drinks to the last drop.)
(She automatically becomes ugly.)
I can smell different ingredients every time I breathe.
We released an album full of great songs.
Please show us lots of love.
And keep supporting our individual activities too.
Go, Entertainment Weekly. We are
- Girl's Day. / - Girl's Day.
- Please love us. / - All the best
in your endeavors, Girl's Day.
(Entertainment Weekly)
I look forward to their performances.
I met the group of witty swindlers in "One Line",
a whole new type of crime-comedy movie.
We clicked better than the Avengers.
I don't think he'll be joining our next movie.
- You're too mean. / - Right.
I apologize to the Avengers.
I don't want to do it anymore.
(He almost walked out of the studio.)
Please show it to us.
Let's begin with the interview with them.
I'm with the five swindlers
from the movie, "One Line".
Hello. Nice to meet you.
Who will introduce your movie, "One Line", first?
Donghwi, let's hear your voice. It's been a long time.
"One Line" is a movie where the five of us
swindle people with loans.
Is that it? Is everyone okay with that?
I think Siwan should add a lot of details to that.
It's a movie about loan scams.
To help people get loans from banks,
we fake their occupation, age, and social status.
If they successfully get loans from banks,
we receive a commission.
It's about that kind of fraud.
It's a movie that makes us think about
what money really is.
"One Line" is a crime-comedy that tells us the story
of an ordinary college student who meets Mr. Jang,
an expert in the field of loan scams.
It's called "One Line loan scams".
You had to be a fraud in the movie.
How did it go with your acting?
I admit that it was a very challenging role
because I'm terrible at cheating in real life.
I made an appointment with the director
and I lied that I was almost there.
After lying a couple of times to the director,
I became confident in my acting as a swindler.
How long did the director wait for you?
About three hours and 20 minutes.
I don't think he'll be joining his next movie.
I always arrive 30 minutes early when I meet him.
- Since he's already on his next script. / - I see.
But this is about cheating people to help someone.
Have you ever told a white lie?
- No. / - Yes. Many times.
Really?
I lied to my parents that I would buy books but
- I actually bought cassette tapes. / - Same here.
- I used to do that often. / - So did I.
- I bought cassette tapes. / - Right.
- You say you'll go to study... / - But you don't.
Donghwi said he forged his grades
in his report card.
I don't remember the exact number,
but I raised my placement in class by a lot.
That's why my father didn't fall for it.
Why don't you leave a message to your father?
That would be great.
Father, I cannot forget the look in your eyes
thinking how pathetic I was.
I'll be a good son from now on.
Thank you for the message.
Sunyoung,
you must have been happy to act with all these men.
But I heard that you don't know celebrities very much.
Now I know a lot of them.
Then do you know who these people are?
I think the rest of you would know.
That's Saengmin.
I don't know him.
Sungeun, you need to work harder.
- Sorry. / - I've seen him.
- Of course, I know him. It's Hyunjoon. / - Right.
Please stop using that photo!
Who will she think is the most suitable as a swindler?
I'm curious about that.
(Which of the four looks like a swindler the most?)
It'll be Saengmin.
Why do you think so?
He looks like one in that photo.
His thumbs look like those of a swindler's.
Anyway, congratulations, Saengmin.
I was told that you get along very well.
I heard you had many team dinners.
We drank together very often.
Who can drink the most among the five of you?
- Over there. / - At the end.
He is a monster.
He works out a lot to drink.
Lee Bongwon does the same.
I think I saw him at a gym once.
He was sweating a lot.
Do you drink that much?
Even though I've been a heavy drinker for a long time,
I can still walk and speak. So I'm very grateful.
I can still think and act too.
I realized the human body is incredible.
We talked about their images too.
Who do you think would make a great con-artist?
In one, two, three.
Gosh. I'll give up.
Jin Goo got the most number of votes.
What aspect of him made you pick him?
Because he looks trustworthy when he talks, he smiles.
But in the end, what he talks about is nonsense.
I pay attention when he talks, but it's nonsense.
I pick Byungeun.
I keep falling for his tricks
when I worked together with him.
I keep listening to him because of his sweet voice.
I found his voice attractive and kept listening too.
Text me later.
- Let's be friends. / - Okay.
- All right. / - He is very funny.
Who do you think would lend you money without
asking for anything in return?
In one, two, three.
It's him.
I think he's the richest among the people around me.
- Is he that rich? / - Did you become rich?
That's why I sometimes call Jin Goo
Sir Jin Goo.
Please don't call me that.
- I call him that. / - I should call him that too.
If one is rich, I call him sir.
Who do you think takes care of money very well?
I think it's Donghwi.
Is he good at investments?
- I think he is. / - Really?
My secret is to not drink.
(Drinking won't lead you to good investments.)
- Where do you invest your money in? / - I don't.
I just don't drink.
Lastly, to whom would you recommend "One Line"?
Unless you think you can live without money,
I guess you should go and watch this movie.
- Doesn't that mean everyone? / - Right.
That's what I mean.
- I see. / - I hope many people will watch it.
"One Line" will finally premier on March 29th.
A new group of swindlers are coming soon.
- Please watch this movie. / - Of course.
- Good luck. / - Good luck.
- I'll make sure to watch it. / - It seems fun.
(We wish you the best of luck in other films.)
(Entertainment Weekly)
It's time for Guerrilla Date.
The person you're going to meet today is
the leading actor in a drama that tops the ratings.
It's Ryu Suyoung!
In the popular drama, "Father is Strange", Suyoung
plays an interesting character that everyone loves.
We're meeting him today.
Doesn't it feel different to be out here?
Yes, it feels very different.
A lot of people came out here. Although it won't be
long, I hope we can get closer and talk together.
All right. They will ask you for kisses and hugs.
Can you do that?
I can't.
(He's firm on that.)
Two months ago, I...
(He needs his wife's approval.)
- There was a big change in your life. / - Right.
I think hugs would be okay.
- Sure. / - Okay, great.
Let's start the Guerrilla Date with Suyoung.
- I wonder what will happen on this date. / - Let's go.
Tell us about the ratings for "Father is Strange".
It's awkward for you to talk about it, but please try.
Your drama is seeing high ratings.
The ratings are over 24 percent.
(They were at 24 percent on the day of the shoot.)
- It happened within four episodes? / - Yes.
It's only possible since viewers love KBS dramas.
- But I didn't expect this either. / - Exactly.
- Who wants to take a walk with him? / - Me!
(The people were in a frenzy.)
It was chaos.
(A person who dressed up in fancy clothes appears.)
- Goodness. / - This is amazing.
Why are you all dressed up?
- We are in Hongdae, you know. / - I see.
Ask him some questions if you have any.
Do you have a girlfriend?
What a funny question.
He's a newlywed!
- I'm married. / - You are?
(Goodness)
- Goodbye. / - Thank you.
(Please take care.)
You must have seen him a lot on TV.
Yes, I have.
What did you think about him?
He's so elegant and handsome.
Tell him if there's anything you want as a fan.
Please give me a hug.
Give her a hug after you get your approval. Okay?
I'm sorry.
- Here it goes. / - He hugs her after getting approval.
(I'm jealous.)
- Tell him if you want anything. / - I want a hug.
Why? Why do you have to get a hug from him?
We have the same last name.
- Your last name is Ryu as well? / - Really?
But his real last name is "Uh".
(She's shocked.)
Goodbye.
Who wants to play "Push the Palms" with Suyoung?
Come on out.
Don't go easy on him.
- Can I duck or move? / - What?
You need to make him lose his balance. That's all.
Okay.
- Are you from the U.S.? / - No.
- Where are you from? / - I live in Gimpo.
Okay. I see.
Get ready. Start!
(Start!)
(It ends as soon as it starts.)
He acted like he was going to win.
He told you he won't go easy on you.
- He's young too. / - That's my point too.
Afterwards, another person
challenged Suyoung.
The fans kept losing.
And then a man emerges from the crowd.
Suyoung shakes his hand as soon as he sees the man.
- He was in "Real Men" with me. / - Really?
He met again his squad commander who stayed in
the same barracks with Suyoung.
- Is this a coincidence? / - Yes.
- Give him a hug then! / - It's nice to see you!
How long has it been?
At the time, you didn't have the chance to compete.
- Will you play now that you have a chance? / - Yes.
It will be a real match.
I will try to break my own record!
It's a showdown between the energizer Suyoung
and the best army mountain ranger.
Start!
It looks like Suyoung might finally lose.
(What is the result?)
Who is the winner?
Be careful.
(He falls like a leaf in autumn.)
- He is manly. / - Suyoung is the winner!
It's more of a tie though.
Goodness. You are amazing.
How did you salute to each other?
- We said "Let us win." / - "Let us win."
Can you salute each other?
Since I was his subordinate, I should salute first.
I see.
- Let us win. / - Let us win.
Thank you.
You're awesome. Thank you.
We finished our fun date with the people on the street.
We then moved to a different location.
You saw such youthful energy on the street. How was it?
I can't seem to calm myself down. I'm still excited.
The female fans kept saying you were so handsome.
Today has to be the day I heard that the most.
He's so handsome.
- You're so handsome. / - He's so handsome.
- He's really good-looking. / - He's handsome.
We can conclude today that he looks better in person.
You must have more mature fans now.
Since it's a weekend drama, a lot of elders watch it.
Our viewer base is mainly the mature age group.
A lot of viewers are happy to see me.
- Do they smack your bottom? / - Sometimes.
(Laughing)
In my possession, I have a photo that was posted
on social media recently.
You look so sweet in this photo. This is a photo of
a reliable husband who's doing the housework.
I didn't know she was taking a photo. I was so focused.
- You can change the lights easily. / - Of course.
I can even change the wires.
- The wires? / - Yes, but
I changed the wires wrongly once.
We have two lights that don't work.
We can only turn them on from one side.
So I was scolded for that.
- You two never fought, right? / - We fought a lot.
- Really? / - Yes.
We began to point out things
that we didn't point out before.
It's a part of sharing our lives. It's all right.
I see.
Why don't you send her a video message?
I feel nervous now.
Thank you for always loving me.
Most of all, thank you for marrying me.
I'll be a great husband. Thank you.
- I love you. / - How romantic.
He's the leading actor of "Father is Strange".
What are some strange things about him?
"It's strange how I have photos of flowers and hiking."
My father posts these kinds of photos a lot.
He was born in 1952.
My mother used to teach flower arrangement classes.
I accompanied her to flower markets since I was young.
It could be because there were always flowers at home.
- Seeing flowers makes me feel happy. / - I see.
From time to time, your fans spot your spelling errors.
I do make a lot of spelling mistakes.
"Time to time, it's like eating a dried persimmon."
"Like eating a dried persimmon".
"Dried persimmon".
"It's like eating a dried persimmon. I start drinking."
I should stop here.
Not long after this incident...
This one. All right.
"I'm glad to be reminded of the meaning again."
I make mistakes when I'm excited.
How did you find this one? No one corrected me.
- I didn't know. / - It's the human side of you.
I'm quite lacking in many ways.
Okay.
"It's strange that I grow basil to show off."
I wonder what it's about.
You cooked this dish because of this basil?
I wanted to show off that I grew basil
and brag about my cooking skills.
This is the ultimate form
- of my desire to show off. / - This is amazing.
What do you call this dish?
- This is called... / - This is...
- I forgot the name already. / - Isn't it pasta?
- It's called penne. / - Right. Penne.
This is called penne.
Thank you.
I did this to be pretentious. This was all for show.
- It's been 20 years since your debut. / - Right.
If you were to grade yourself, what would it be?
I can't give myself 80 points.
I'd give myself 77 points since I think 70 is low.
There are many aspects I should work on as an actor.
I think as an actor in his 30s, I should
think about ways to act that will impress viewers.
I hope you will be able to reach 100 points one day.
Thank you for your kind words.
He's such a cool guy because he's honest.
He's also funny. What a great interview. Thank you.
See you again!
(See you again!)
(Entertainment Weekly)
I've been a reporter for 21 years.
I'm as old as a fossil in this industry.
- He's a fossil! / - I can find out
every secret just by looking in your eyes.
He's good-looking.
By the way, who are you?
I'm Yein of Lovelyz. I have the good looks.
I'm the dancer in my group.
She's the youngest and the energizer of the group.
Her name is Jeong Yein. Isn't she pretty?
Who will I be investigating today?
He stars in movies and dramas.
He radiates charisma with his presence.
With his unique look, he can look friendly and scary.
He's a character with many different looks.
Many different looks?
It won't be easy today. Bring him in right now!
I didn't steal money or anything.
I wanted to kill.
(His stories give people goosebumps.)
(Shocked)
This is the scariest Saengmin's Veteran by far.
It begins now.
- What is your name? / - My name is Kim Sangho.
- How old are you? / - I'm 48 years old.
Don't people mistake you for a senior citizen?
No, they don't. If you look at me closely,
I look young.
What do you mean?
I look young for my age.
(What happened in the last 48 years?)
I see.
How many years has it been since your debut?
I acted for 10 years in plays and 10 years in films.
It's 20 years in total. It's about that long.
You started acting in theater first, right?
Yes. I debuted in "Cat in Jongno". It's a great play.
I made my first appearance with that play.
I heard you struggled when you were in theater.
I rented a room and lived as a theater actor.
I used to put up posters.
Even though I was clueless, I was a pretentious actor.
I lived paycheck to paycheck.
How much was your annual salary?
For 10 years, my annual salary was 2,000 dollars.
- You earned 2,000 dollars in a year? / - Yes.
The weird thing was that I always managed to drink.
How is that possible? You didn't have any money.
If I was alone all by myself, I wouldn't have,
but if there were ten people who were like me,
then it's possible.
And
we didn't steal money or anything.
All right. Duly noted.
If it was that hard, didn't you think to stop,
get a different job, or go back to your hometown?
I would have felt that way. How about you?
I felt the same way. So there was one time I did quit.
It wasn't because it was hard. I was angry.
It felt like a one-sided love.
I really was in love with acting.
I couldn't live without it, but
it didn't help me in any way. It made my life harder.
That made me angry.
I said, "I won't act anymore."
That did happen one time.
Where did you go after that?
I went to Wonju and ran a ramyeon restaurant.
Was it successful with your unique look?
No. The name of the restaurant was
"10 Years of Living Alone Ramyeon Club".
Why did you name your restaurant like that?
How did it go?
I've got quite a lot of customers.
- I see. / - But
I made no profit from it.
Why? How?
The portion was too big, and it was too cheap.
I thought I'd cook it in clay pots.
- And clay pots continue to boil, you know? / - Yes.
But I chose clay pots that were too big.
So you had to put in a lot of food.
I had to fill it.
That's why your profit margin was so small.
In the case of the seafood ramyeon,
I added green onions, red chili peppers, minced garlic,
two prawns,
four clams, and a handful of warty sea squirt.
And I priced it at only two dollars.
- That's too cheap. / - And rice was free.
Goodness.
Does that make sense?
I was a fool.
I was foolish.
- I was a fool. / - Right.
Why did you not give up your dream to be an actor?
I wanted to act in a play so badly.
- You wanted to go back. / - I was going mad.
Until then, I didn't act well,
and I wasn't acknowledged in the theater scene.
I just wanted to go back to that life.
I wanted to act in a play and perform on a stage.
- So did you go back? / - Yes.
I'm curious now. What happened?
So I joined a play.
It was "A First Kiss in Human History".
And I got highly praised there.
My colleagues said, "I don't know where he's been,"
"but Sangho's eyes have changed."
- Really? / - This was
how I felt when I was in that play.
"I'm going to rock this."
Did you practice really hard then?
I practiced hard,
and I paid attention to the other actors' advice.
I tried really hard.
Through the plays, he showcased his sincere acting.
He was soon acknowledged in the film scene
and started rising to stardom.
(That's how he became known as a movie actor.)
Which movie was it?
It was "The Big Swindle", directed by Choi Donghoon.
What did you do at the audition
to try to impress the people there?
I felt so relaxed.
I wasn't nervous at all.
This was how I thought at the time.
"If I don't get it, so be it."
I was doing a great play, and I could keep doing it.
I thought I'd try out again when I get another chance.
Do you think you succeeded because you were relaxed?
I don't know if it's because I was relaxed,
or because I was stubborn.
Okay.
You did a lot of supporting roles.
Are you sad about not being a leading actor?
I don't feel sad, but I do want to be a leading actor.
But being a leading actor is not my goal in acting.
My goal in acting is
supporting my family
with my acting career
(His goal is to live as an actor until he dies.)
until I die.
With lots of hard work, he became a scene-stealer
in both the film and drama scene.
According to our research,
you've been going around collecting news.
What news are you collecting?
Actually, I have two jobs.
I knew it.
I'm a journalist at Jayu Ilbo.
Are you going to keep doing this, Saengmin?
What did I do wrong?
Why are you doing this to me?
Are you going to keep acting badly like this?
- I'm sorry. / - I'll try a little harder
and try to do better.
Anyone can try.
You just have to do well.
No! Our roles have been changed.
In the movie, "Ordinary Person",
I was a journalist.
We had VIP and press premiere screenings.
And I was praised for my role.
During the interview,
we give a question to our interviewee.
Fill in the blank. In your life, the best things
you did are blank and acting.
What would you put in the blank?
- Marrying my wife. / - Marrying your wife.
I think my wife has great energy.
How did you meet her?
My friend introduced her to me.
When I first saw her,
- I was really surprised. / - Why?
I was surprised a person's eyes can emit light.
- Did her eyes glow? / - Yes.
I was really shocked.
What was an important moment for you two?
- I was selling ramyeon in Wonju, / - Yes.
and when I told her that I wanted to go back to acting,
my wife asked me this after a week.
She asked if I was confident to make her happy.
I told her I was confident, and we moved to Seoul.
My wife needed courage.
(He gave his wife courage at that moment.)
And I showed her my conviction.
Looking back, I think that was an important moment.
Please tell me about your children.
Do you play with your children well?
I want to be just like any other dad.
I want to be as good as other dads.
When they go into society to chase their dreams,
I want them to be better people.
All right.
Why don't you leave a message to your family?
Hello, darlings.
I'm having a great time with Saengmin
from Entertainment Weekly. I might be late.
Talking here made me realize
that we've been through many important moments.
Let's continue to live well.
I love you. Thank you.
He's very sweet.
- That's so lovely. / - That's great.
People think you always live up to expectations.
There are people who deserve to be told that.
But I don't deserve that yet.
I'm still not quite good.
There are many senior actors.
I can't be as great as them,
but I want to enjoy acting
and be happy while acting when I'm old like them.
Sangho is a true actor
who gives his all at every moment.
His acting makes the audience happy.
Please continue with the great work.
The investigation is over.
(Thanks for your help, Yein.)
- Thank you. / - Thank you.
We will root for you. Thank you.
(We hope to keep seeing your great acting.)
We hope Sangho will continue to grow
and his new movie to be a hit.
- I'll make sure to watch it too. / - Yes.
Saengmin prepared the next segment as well.
♪ I love you ♪
Which song do you sing when you confess your love?
This is Korea's 100 Favorite Songs for Confessing Love.
It will be very lovely again.
- ♪ I love you ♪ / - Stop.
- Stop. / - Let's begin.
I have to confess my love to Seunghye tomorrow.
(Entertainment Weekly)
This will tell me all the secrets of dating.
Sungeun is amazing.
(Rank 70 to 56)
This is amazing. Fascinating!
Welcome to the virtual dating world.
Where are you looking at?
Have you still not confessed your feelings yet?
I have two songs that guarantee success.
Jung Woosung's "Confession" and Rain's "Confession".
I'll choose the person who is more handsome.
I'll go with Woosung.
We're going out if you drink that.
Good job.
Good job.
- Good job. / - It didn't work.
"The condition is that you have to look like Woosung."
Saengmin!
You!
The 70th place
goes to Hong Jinyoung's "Love Battery".
(The melody is very catchy.)
(Love battery must be out)
(This song compares a woman's heart to a battery.)
Its addicting melody and
original lyrics are very charming.
There were many stories behind to this song as well.
At first,
I thought the lyrics were too straightforward.
I didn't like the word "battery".
"Fill me with love".
"You are the best".
I didn't know how to sing this.
When I got the lyrics, I cried in front of my computer.
They call me Jinyoung the Battery.
Jinyoung the Battery.
Her straightforward confession
moves the hearts of many men.
In order for your confession to succeed,
you must act cute like her.
(Cute)
I had a nightmare.
I was scared.
She's very cute,
but it's a little too much.
I almost hate her a little now.
That's how far she's gone.
In 68th place, it's Kim Hyoungjoong's "Maybe It Is".
The simple and honest lyrics moves one's heart.
It's as if he's confessing with utmost sincerity.
(Scenes from "The Classic",)
(a movie about a faint recollection of first love,)
(were used in this song's music video.)
I've never sung it, but I wrote this song.
So I will give it a try.
I met Huiyeol, who wrote this amazing confession song.
(Huiyeol wrote the song and its lyrics in 2003.)
He wrote the song.
This song came out right after
he sang the song, "Good Person".
I had to pay him back with a song.
After much pressure and pestering,
I wrote this song.
That's the sad story behind it.
I was severely harassed at the time.
That was a boring answer.
Which song did he sing to confess his love to his wife?
Which song did you sing to your wife?
Do you think she would have liked it if I sang?
That is a rude question.
Please sing one bar of "Maybe It Is".
That's very rude.
(Huiyeol is a good man.)
♪ Every day ♪
(Huiyeol struggles.)
I'm sorry.
You heard me singing.
Ask a singer to sing and a composer to write songs.
The 67th place goes to IU.
- It's "Friday". / - I love that song.
(He's probably busy on Monday)
(Let's meet on Tuesday!)
(Tuesday seems too soon, don't you think?)
(See you on Wednesday!)
(Wednesday feels kind of awkward)
(I don't like Thursday for some reason)
It's a sweet confession song of
a lovely girl who waits for Friday.
It expresses the heart-pounding feeling of
a man and a woman just before they start dating.
And this lovely confession song makes us
- want every day to be Friday. / - I want single
ladies and gentlemen to meet someone lovely today,
and for their love to bloom on Friday.
- You want them to fall in love on Friday. / - Yes.
(Getting closer to you with each tick)
She sings well too.
The 66th place goes to IU as well for "Good Day".
I thought this song had impact,
and I didn't want to lose it to another singer.
This song is about the heartache of a shy girl
who can't confess her love easily.
This confession song captured every man's heart.
Do you know any of IU's songs?
I love "Good Day".
Including Joongki...
(He)
She captured the heart of this man, that man,
and every man in town.
But what made this song famous was
the three high notes.
(Everyone tries it to confess their love.)
Goodness.
(I'm in my dream)
If you try it without much thought,
you might fail to capture your lover's heart.
(Scream)
♪ I like you ♪
A good day might turn into a bad day.
Remember that.
What do I do?
In 65th place, it's Lee Moonsae's "With You Forever".
(it's about promising to be with each other forever.)
The song is lovely, but those shoulder pads are
very funny.
I gave him a few songs.
The last song in his album,
"With You Forever" is one.
He sang about love with his unchanging sincerity.
"With You Forever" was a touching
confession of love.
(Many singers did covers of this song.)
(As a beautiful serenade, it excites and comforts us.)
(Forever with you)
The 64th place goes to Na Yoonkwon's "If It Was Me".
Answer me.
It was the OST of "First Love of a Royal Prince".
It was the love song of Cha Taehyun and Sung Yuri.
It's about a sorrowful confession of a man
who hopes his crush will love him back.
I'm starting to like you.
♪ I've been praying many days ♪
When I sang "If It Was Me"...
This is embarrassing, and you might not believe it.
I had no experience in love.
It's loved even after 10 years.
"If It Was Me" is about the feeling
of wanting to stay beside one's lover like
an evergreen tree and shining stars.
In 63rd place, it's Seo Yeongeun's "You Inside Me".
In 62nd place, it's Sweet Sorrow's "I Love You".
(The catchy melody is very addicting.)
As it was used in a coffee commercial,
it started to become more famous.
This lovely melody that rests in your ears
was sung at many stars' weddings.
It's nothing fancy, but we say it with sincerity.
It's "I love you".
(I love you)
- I love you! / - I love you!
In 61st place, it's Park Guyun's "Only You".
It's an honest and confident confession of love
about loving the person whenever and wherever.
(Even when I'm there, I only want you)
The strong lyrics and his melodious voice
made this song an exciting confession of love song.
My song earned the third highest
copyright income in 2012.
First was Kara's "Mister".
Second was Girls' Generation's "Gee".
Third was "Only You".
(Only you, only you)
Because of its aggressive lyrics and exciting melody,
it was also used to express people's ambitions.
(My only love is Jaeseok)
In 60th place, it's Cool's warm confession, "Aloha".
(In the Maori language, it means "I love you".)
There are many beautiful songs.
(I won't change)
(I will only love you)
In 59th place, it's Yoo Seungchan's "I Love You".
It was beloved as a theme song for "Mom's Dead Upset".
Its magical melody makes you feel like falling in love.
My heart is filled with you.
No wonder I'm small-minded.
(It became famous as the couple song of "Gag Concert".)
After being used as the couple song on "Gag Concert",
this song made everyone overflow with love.
Did you fail?
Then use this method instead.
What's this?
Seunghye.
Is something wrong with you?
♪ I am a bad man ♪
Yes, you are a jerk.
What? It didn't work again.
"The condition is that you have to have Rain's body."
At 58th place, it's Rain's best confession of love
song, "The Best Present".
(You are the best present this world has given me)
When you're in love,
you keep coming up with love songs.
Just days after the release of this song,
he announced his marriage with a hand-written letter.
No one has ever done such a proposal.
Making his proposal the best confession of love ever,
this song became the most popular confession song.
When you came out with this song...
I'm curious about something.
Did you let your friends and your girl listen to it?
What did they think?
I let my friends listen to it, of course.
You know the answer I want.
Well...
She loved it of course.
- Is that right? / - Confess right now
that you are the best present.
At 57th place, it's TVXQ's "Hug".
♪ It will be lovely ♪
(This song will end today's part.)
At 56th place, it's Sung Sikyung's "It Would Be Good".
(Sikyung is the most popular ballad singer by far.)
There's no woman who doesn't like Sikyung.
Our ears are filled with honey when we hear his voice.
Sikyung is Korea's best ballad singer.
But this song wasn't famous at the start.
("On the Street" by Sung Sikyung)
(Is there another secret to this song?)
You'd want him to confess your love to him right now.
Dongwon's dance made it the best confession song.
- I can't dance. / - Okay.
How did I do it?
This heart-fluttering song
is beloved as the men's confession of love song.
I will mimic Sikyung.
Which song do you want me to sing?
- "On the Street". / - "It Would Be Good".
Hyuna wants to listen to "It Would Be Good".
- She does? / - Yes.
(Asking in a gentle voice)
♪ It'd be good ♪
♪ If I held your hands tight ♪
I'm so nervous.
Do you want to confess your love to someone?
Then don't be afraid to give it a go.
Korea's 100 Favorite Love Songs
will continue next week.
(Entertainment Weekly)
Kim Youngim, a prominent musician
who popularized Korean traditional music,
celebrates her 45th anniversary as a pansori singer
by going on a tour.
(At the press conference)
Ever since I've started singing pansori,
I don't think I've ever questioned myself
why I perform the kind of music I do.
I've prepared a great program
to entertain you with many Korean traditional songs.
Please come and enjoy it together.
Thank you.
We look forward to her wonderful performance.
(Please give her lots of support.)
This is the end of the show for today.
I heard that the new show you're hosting
with Jung Junho will air its first episode
- next week. / - Right.
It's at 8:55 p.m. next Tuesday.
It's a nationwide public survey project.
Please give us your support.
- I'll watch your show too. / - Thank you.
That's all we prepared today.
We'll be back again next week.
- Everyone, be happy. / - Be happy.
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Angela Brauer's Monday Weather Forecast - Duration: 0:51.
.
I HOPE YOU HAD A FANTASTIC
WEEKEND.
THIS ONE FROM AUBREY CAMPBELL.
THANK YOU FOR SHARING THAT COULD
W
.
WE LOVE SEEING YOUR PHOTOS AND
VIDEOS.
BREEZY CONDITIONS INTO THE
AFTERNOON ANYTHING TODAY.
KIDDOS HEADING BACK TO CLASS
TODAY AFTER SPRING BREAK.
VERY ACTIVE WEATHER ACROSS THE
STATE WAS SHOWERS PUSHING TO THE
FOUR CORNERS AREA TONIGHT AROUND
5:00.
WE WILL SEE THEM BECOME MORE
WIDESPREAD WITH CHANCES OF
STORMS FOR THE NEXT TWO DAYS
EVEN IN ALBUQUERQUE.
AS WE PULL OUT THIS MAP, WE WILL
SEE HOW THE STORM PUSHES HIM.
BASI
BASICALLY IT WILL WRAP
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First Alert: Rain to clear out in the afternoon - Duration: 2:31.
WE HAVEN'T HAD RAIN LIKE THAT
SINCE OCTOBER OF LAST YEAR.
RAIN SHOWERS STILL GOING STRONG
HERE ON FIRST ALERT LIVE RADAR.
ACROSS KANSAS CITY, IF YOU LOOK
AT THE RADAR LOOP OVER THE LAST
30 MINUTES, YOU SEE HOW IT'S
ALL, PIVOTING LIKE A PINWHEEL.
YOU GO UPSTAIRS A FEW THOUSAND
FEET AND YOU HAVE UPPER-LEVEL
STORM SYSTEMS THAT ARE MOVING
RIGHT OVER US AREA ITSELF INTO
DRIVE THESE HEAVIER RAIN BANDS
FROM LIBERTY TO BLUE SPRINGS,
BUCKNER, RICHMOND, WELLINGTON.
WE SEE DARK GREENS AND YELLOWS
ON FIRST ALERT LIVE RADAR,
THAT'S WHERE WE HAVE THE
HEAVIEST RAIN THAT WE CAN
PINPOINT FOR YOU.
HERE'S SHOWERS AND WHERE THEY
ARE GOING OVER THE NEXT COUPLE
OF HOURS.
THEY'RE GOING TO BE MOVING TO
THE EAST BY NOON, SHOWERS ARE
GONE, THAT WE STAY WITH A CLOUDY
SKY THROUGH THE REST OF THE DAY.
A NORTH WIND THAT WILL MAKE IT
FEEL A LITTLE ON THE CHILLY SIDE
OF THINGS.
RAIN ON THE PLAZA, IT'S BEEN A
WHILE, RAIN IS A GOOD THING TO
HELP CHIP AWAY AT THE MODERATE
TO SEVERE DROUGHT THAT HAS
MANAGED TO BUILD ACROSS KANSAS
CITY, MISSOURI.
46 DEGREES, NEARLY .4 INCHES OF
RAIN SINCE MIDNIGHT, AND A NORTH
WIND AT 12 MILES PER HOUR.
46 IN GREEN VALLEY, OAK GROVE,
AND ODESSA.
WE SIX IN LEE'S SUMMIT, OLATHE,
AND 47 DEGREES IN LAWRENCE,
KANSAS READ THE REST OF THE DAY
LOOKS LIKE THIS, IN THE 40'S
THIS MORNING.
52 AT NOON, THE HIGH FOR THE DAY
, 57 DEGREES AT 4:00 IN THE
AFTERNOON.
THEN WE START TO DROP 56 DEGREES
AT 6:00 THIS EVENING, RAIN
SHOWERS WRAPPING UP BY NOON.
THEY WILL BE LIKELY OVER THE
NEXT COUPLE OF HOURS RELEASED
10:00 THIS MORNING.
THEY MIGHT EVEN HOLD ON FOR
11:00 THIS MORNING BEFORE THEY
DISSIPATE AT NOON.
THEN WE MAKE THE CLOUDY SKY HERE
AND 56 DEGREES FOR THIS EVENING.
HEADING OUT TO DINNER IN THE
PLAZA, IT WILL BE DRY THIS
EVENING AND CHILLY, CLOUDY SKY,
37 DEGREES AT 6:00.
8:00, 54.
IT IS A LATE DINNER, 52 DEGREES
AT 9:00 TONIGHT WITH A CLOUDY
SKIES.
PARTLY CLOUDY, 62 DEGREES.
I WANT TO GIVE YOU THE FIRST
ALERT ON THE BIG CHANGE COMING
WEDNESDAY.
HEAVY RAIN AND WE MIGHT EVEN
HAVE A FEW THUNDERSTORMS.
FOR NOW, MOSTLY RAIN, 57 DEGREES
ON THURSDAY WITH RAIN STILL
LIKELY.
THAT'S WHEN WE MAY RECEIVE THAT
OVER AN INCH BETWEEN WEDNESDAY
AND THURSDAY.
DRIVE FOR THE WEEKEND, FRIDAY,
SATURDAY, SUNDAY, HIGHS AROUND
60 DEGREES WITH SCATTERED CLOUDS
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Advice on saving for retirement - Duration: 2:53.
OW TO TALK MORE
ABOUT RETIREMENT SAVINGS IS
FRANK KREUTZER.
GOOD MORNING.
>> GOOD MORNING.
>> NICE TO SEE YOU.
WHAT DOES THE SAVINGS FORECAST
FUTURE LOOK LIKE.
>> WE LOOK AT 401(K).
THAT'S THE FIRST PLACE MOST
PEOPLE THINK ABOUT AS FAR AS
RETIREMENT SAVINGS.
THERE'S A BIG PERCENTAGE OF
PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE ADVANTAGE
OF A 401(K).
THE BIG REASON IS WHY NOT?
A LOT OF TIMES, THEY SAY, WELL,
I DON'T PLAN TO BE THERE THA
LONG.
OR MY COLLEGE LOANS ARE TOO
HIGH.
THERE'S NO WAY TO DO IT.
KEEP IN PERSPECTIVE, FOR EVERY
$25 THAT COMES OFF MY GROSS PAY,
IT ONLY COSTS ME $25 TO PUT IT
AWAY.
IN ESSENCE, YOU HAVE TO DO IT
EVEN AT A YOUNG AGE.
THAT'S THE KEY, GETTING THE
HABIT GOING AND GETTING IT
STARTED.
>> BY AGE 30, WHAT SHOULD PEOPLE
BE SAVING?
>> THEY HAVE ALREADY ACCUMULATED
ONE YEAR'S SALARY BY THE TIME
THEY HIT 30.
SO I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT HOW
SAVINGS REALLY WORKS.
IT'S LIKE A SNOWBALL GOING DOWN
A MOUNTAIN.
THE YOUNGER WE ARE, THE MORE
YEARS WE HAVE, THE MORE YEARS IT
HAS TO ACCUMULATE.
YOU WANT TO GET THAT STARTED
EARLY SO BY THE TIME WE GET TO
67, YOU REALLY WANT TO HAVE TEN
TIMES YOUR SALARY SO THAT WE
HAVE THE WORD RETIREMENT SET UP.
>> SO WHEN WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
YOUNGER WORKERS, YOU WANT THEM
TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SOME
THINGS.
>> YES.
WE WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF
BEING MORE AGGRESSIVE.
SO WE DON'T WANT TO BE
CONSERVATIVE.
IF YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR
INVESTME CHOICES, PLEASE TAKE
THE TIME TO ASK A FINANCIAL
ADVISER.
MAYBE YOUR MOM AND DAD HAS DONE
FINANCIAL ADVISING OVER THE
YEARS.
MAKE SURE YOU'RE NOT PUTTING
YOUR MONEY IN A MONEY MARKET AT
1% AND YOU'RE 30 YEARS OF AGE
AND YOU'VE GOT 35 YEARS.
BE MORE AGGRESSIVE.
>> YOU SAY TAKE FREE MONEY, MAKE
SURE YOU CUT BACK ON THINGS.
>> FREE MONEY IS IMPORTANT.
PEOPLE SAY, I CAN'T PUT THIS IN.
YES, WE CAN.
BECAUSE NOBODY GIVES YOU 100% OF
YOUR MONEY EXCEPT FOR YOUR
EMPLOYER.
IF IT'S A 3% MATCH, 5% MATCH, DO
AT THE VERY MIN MUM THE FREE
MONEY.
ALL OF US CAN MAKE SURE WE DO
THAT AT THE LEAST.
>> FOR OLDER WORKERS TRYING TO
PLAY CATCHUP IF THEY'VE HELD
BACK, WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND?
>> YOU CAN PUT UP TO $18,000 A
WAY A YEAR IN A 401(K) BUT GET
AN EXTRA 6,000 YOU CAN ADD.
MAYBE THE KIDS ARE GONE, WE'RE
55 YEARS OF AGE.
NOW WE CAN GO FULL BOAT INTO
TRYING TO GET AS MUCH AS WE CAN
PUT A I
WAY.
MAKE SURE YOU GET THE FREE
MONEY.
PUT AWAY AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.
LOOK AT THE SIMPLE MATH.
THAT $25 COSTS ME$18.
WE CAN ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO DO
THAT.
>> TO MAKE RETIREMENT POSSIBLE.
>> IT IS POSSIBLE BECAUSE WE'VE
GOT SOCIAL SECURITY.
VERY FEW TODAY HAVE A PENSION.
I BELIEVE TODAY THIS SOCIETY, AS
FAR AS OUR FUTURE, WE ARE
SELF-RELIANT ON OUR RETIREMENT.
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Video: Dealing with kidney disease - Duration: 3:03.
>> ON IN MORNING'S MEDICAL
ALERT, MORE THAN 26 MILLION
AMERICANS HAVE KIDNEY DISEASE
AND MOST DON'T KNOW THEY HAVE
IT.
JOINING US THIS MORNING,
CHRISTINE HEAR WITH THE NATIONAL
KIDNEY FOUNDATION.
THAT'S A SCARY STATISTICS THAT
MOST DON'T KNOW THEY HAVE IT.
>> IT IS SCARY.
AT FIRST, KIDNEY DISEASE,
THERE'S NOT A LOT OF SYMPTOMS.
IT'S THE TWO BIGGEST CAUSES OF
KIDNEY DISEASE ARE DIABETES AND
HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE.
WITH MOST, EVEN IF THEY'RE
DECENTLY CONTROLLED, YOU MAY NOT
NOTICE ANYTHING'S HAPPENING
UNLESS YOU WENT TO THE DOCTOR
AND GOT YOUR BLOOD WORK DONE.
>> A LOT OF THE IMPORTANCE HERE
IS ABOUT DIET.
IT'S IMPORTANT TO CATER TO THAT.
YOU HAVE SOME OPTIONS FOR US.
TELL US ABOUT WHAT ARE SOME GOOD
OPTIONS FOR PEOPLE ZPLP WITH
KIDNEY DISEASE, THERE'S FOUR
MAIN NUTRIENTS THAT AFFECT THE
KIDNEYS.
PROTEIN, SODIUM, PHOSPHOROUS AND
POTASSIUM.
MOST PEOPLE WITH KIDNEY DISEASE
OR AT RISK SHOULD DEFINITELY
REALLY BE WATCHING THEIR SODIUM
INTAKE.
THE OTHER THING HE WANT TO WATCH
IS LIMITING PROCESSED FOODS.
WITH PROCESSED FOODS, YOU'RE
GETTING SALT AND OFTENTIMES WILL
FIND PHOSPHOROUS ADDITIVES IN
THERE WHICH IS NOT GOOD FOR THE
KIDNEYS.
>> IS THAT SOMETHING TO BE FOUND
ON FOOD LABELS?
>> IT IS.
TO LOOK FOR PHOSPHOROUS
ADDITIVES, LOOK AT IT GREENDS.
ANYTHING THAT HAS THE NAME
P-H-O-S IN IT, IT COULD BE
SODIUM PHOSPHATE, IT IS A
PHOSPHOROUS ADDITIVE.
>> LET'S GO OVER THE MEALS.
THEY LOOK GOOD.
>> SURE.
THESE ARE A COUPLE OF OPTIONS
THAT ARE MORE KIDNEY FRIENDLY.
THE BREAKFAST OPTION IS DOING
ONE-EGG OMELETTE.
I PICKED TWO LOWER POTASSIUM
VEGETABLES, PEPPERS AND ONIONS
IN THERE.
THE KEY IS NOT USING SO MUCH
SALT.
I TYPICALLY USE PEPPER AND A
LITTLE PAPRIKA ON TOP.
WITH BREAD AND FRUIT, YOU CAN DO
GRAPES, BERRIES, ANYTHING LIKE
THAT.
>> THIS WILL BE LUNCH.
>> WHAT I DID FOR THIS, A
TYPICAL TUNA SALSALAD.
I TELL PEOPLE TO BE CAREFUL WHEN
PICKING OUT TUNA.
PICK LOWER SODIUM AND READ THE
INGREDIENT LIST.
MANY CANNED TUNAS IN PARTICULAR
DO HAVE PYRO-PHOSPHATE IN THERE.
ADD VEGETABLES TO MAKE IT FUN.
FOR THE SIDE DISH A CUCUMBER
SALA
SALAD.
I DID BALSAMIC VINEGAR, OLIVE
OIL AND ADDED GARLIC POWDER,
MRS. DASH AND IT MAKES A GREAT,
LOW SODIUM, NO PHOSPHOROUS SIDE
DISH.
>> QUICKLY, THE LAST ONE.
>> CHICKEN.
INSTEAD OF USING A PREMADE
MARINADE, JUST USE A LITTLE BIT
OF OLIVE OIL, VINEGAR, LEMON
JUICE, FRESH ROSEMARY, ZOODLES
AND BROWN RICE TO BALANCE IT
OUT.
>> GREAT OPTIONS.
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Norwich Brings Trophy Home - Duration: 3:38.
REPORTER: IF IT HAS TO COME TO
AN END THEN THERE'S ONLY WAY TO
DO IT AND THAT'S BY WINNING A
NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP.
WE'VE BEEN FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO
HAVE 3 COLLEGE HOCKEY TEAMS FROM
OUR AREA, DO, JUST THAT.
THE HAT TRICK OF NATIONAL TITLES
WAS FINISHED OFF BY THE NORWICH
MEN'S HOCKEY TEAM, BRINGING HOME
THE NCAA'S TOP DIVISION 3 PRIZE
THE TITLE GAME WAS DECIDED IN
UTICA NEW YORK WHERE IT WAS
ALMOST LIKE A HOME GAME FOR
NUMBER 1 SEEDED NORWICH
WHERE THE CADETS USED SPEED, A
GOOD GOALTENDING, TO SECURE
THEIR FIRST CHAMPIONSHIP SINCE
2010
AFTER THE TWO TEAMS EXCHANGED
SECOND PERIOD GOALS, TODD
JACKSON SKATES FROM ONE END OF
THE RINK TO THE OTHER, GOING TOP
LEFT CORNER 2-1 NORWICH IN FRONT
FOR THE SECOND TIME
3RD PERIOD, CADETS GOING THE
OTHER WAY NOW, WITH PAUL RUSSELL
TAKING IT COAST TO COAST, HE
LOSSES HIS FOOTING BUT ONLY FOR
A SECOND, GETS RIGHT BACK UP,
RECOVERS, THE GOALIE DOES
NOT.WRAP AROUND CORE 3-1 NORWICH
TRINITY WOULD DO ALL THEY COULD,
TO TRY AND GET BACK IN THE GAME,
BUT SENIOR GOALIE, TY
REICHENBACH SHUT IT DOWN, AND
LOCKED IT UP MAKING SOME VERY
BIG SAVES DOWN THE STRETCH 35 IN
ALL IN THE GAME
WILLIAM PELLITIER SCORED THE
FINAL GOAL OF THE ENTIRE D-3
HOCKEY SEASON, AN EMPTY NETTER,
WHICH GOT THE CELEBRATION
STARTED THE TOURNAMENTS MOST
VALUABLE PLAYER, JUMPED INTO THE
WAITING ARMS OF HIS TEAMMATES ON
THE BENCH
AND SECONDS LATER, THEY WERE OFF
THE BENCH, AND ONTO THE ICE
WITH THAT FINAL GOAL, PELLITIER
MOVED INTO 24TH ON THE PROGRAM'S
ALL-TIME SCORING LIST, BUT THE
ONLY NUMBER THAT MATTERS TO HIM,
IS BEING NUMBER 1,
>> THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN
[INAUDIBLE]
I WILL TAKE THAT -- TIME IS
KEEPING US IN THE GAME.
>> THAT WAS A HUGE GOAL.
>> -- [INDISCERNIBLE]
RIGHT BEFORE WE LEFT.
[INDISCERNIBLE]
HE CONVINCED ME, AND --
REPORTER: AND HE HELPS MAKE
COACH MCSHANE LOOK LIKE A
GENIUS, AS HE WINS THE 4TH TITLE
FOR THE PROGRAM
THEN IT WAS TIME TO MAKE THE
TREK HOME THE CHAMPIONS RETURNED
HOME TO A POLICE ESCORT AND
WAITING CADET FANS IN FRONT OF
KREITZBERG ARENA
ONE BY ONE THE PLAYERS CAME OFF
THE BUS TO A WARM RECEPTION
AND NOW HAS THE TROPHY IS BACK
HOME IN NORTHFIELD IT'S THE 4TH
ALL-TIME NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
FOR THE NORWICH MEN'S HOCKEY
TEAM
BUT THEY'LL BE THE FIRST TO TELL
YOU, IT'S NOT JUST FOR THE
PLAYERS ON ICE ITS FOR EVERY
NORWICH SUPPORTER.
>> THANK YOU GUYS FROM COMING
OUT.
MEANS A LOT.
SO, THANK YOU GUYS, SO --
[APPLAUSE]
>> IT'S UNBELIEVABLE FEELING, I
MEAN -- IT'S BEST FANS IN
COLLEGE -- I MEAN, EVERYWHERE WE
WENT THEY FOLLOWED US.
THIS FEELS -- IT'S JUST
SOMETHING I['
'M --
REPORTER: THAT'S WHY HE'S THE
COACH OF THE YEAR, COACH MCSHANE
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campus bingo benefits summer camp - Duration: 1:13.
BINGO
-- BUSTED OUT THE BINGO BOARDS
FOR A GREAT CAUSE.
>> FIRST CARD IS O-63.
O-63.
RENEE: COLLEGE STUDENTS CAME
TOGETHER SUNDAY AFTERNOON FOR
THIS BINGO GAME TO BENEFIT A
CHARITABLE GROUP OF THEIR
CHOICE.
MADISON MOORE: YOU KNOW, IT
GIVES YOU A SENSE OF CONFIDENCE
WHEN YOU SEE PEOPLE TURN OUT
LIKE THIS.
RENEE: IT'S PART OF A MARKETING
CLASS TAUGHT HERE AT ST.
MICHAEL'S COLLEGE IN COLCHESTER.
PROF. MARIE-FRANCE NELSON: THESE
ARE TOOLS FOR THEIR TOOLBOX, AS
I TELL THEM, TO KIND OF BUILD
THEIR RESUMES, BUT ACTUALLY BE
ABLE TO APPLY THE CONCEPTS THEY
LEARN IN MARKETING AND BE ABLE
TO APPLY THEM TO REAL LIFE
SITUATIONS.
RENEE: STUDENTS HAD TO PICK A
LOCAL NON-PROFIT AND A WAY TO
QUICKLY ORGANIZE A FUNDRAISER
FOR IT.
THEY SAY IT WAS IMPORTANT TO
THEM TO PICK CAMP TA-KUM-TA, A
YEAR-ROUND CAMP FOR KIDS FACING
A LIFE-CHANGING DIAGNOSIS.
MADISON MOORE: WE'RE ACTUALLY
-- WE'VE ACTUALLY CONNECTED WITH
CAMP TA-KUM-TA BEFORE, SO THAT
WAS KIND OF ON MY MIND WHEN WE
WERE TRYING TO PICK A CAUSE.
BUT, YOU KNOW, WE REALLY SUPPORT
THEIR EFFORTS AND WHAT THEY'RE
DOING FOR KIDS WITH CANCER AND
THEIR FAMILIES.
RENEE: ALL OF THE PROCEEDS
COLLECTED FROM THIS BINGO
FUNDRAISER ARE GOING TO THE
SUMMER CAMP.
ORGANIZERS SAY THIS ONE WENT SO
WELL, THEY'RE HAVING A SECOND
SUNDAY BINGO FUNDRAISER ON APRIL
9.
IN COLCHESTER, RENEE WUNDERLICH,
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Booktubers Don't Want Free Books? [CC] - Duration: 3:56.
Hello Rebel, and welcome back to my life.
Today I need you to bear with me, because I'm going to talk about a first-world
problem.
Okay?
And I know it's a first-world problem.
I'm aware.
But I want to talk about it anyway.
It is very difficult to give free books to Booktubers.
And book bloggers.
And bookblrs, which is apparently what people who run book blogs on Tumblr are called.
I'm not overly fond of that word.
Not enough vowels.
But that's just me.
So a good thing to do to promote your books is to send them out to people who read and review
books.
They have an audience who they share their reviews with, and if they like the book,
some of their audience might want to buy the book.
Even if the reviewer doesn't like your book, the good ones usually try to be objective
and say, "Listen, I didn't like this book, but YOU might like it if you like X, Y, and
Z."
So for a long time now, Meghan has been going through YouTube and finding Booktubers and
offering to send them a copy of Nightblade to read and review on their channel.
And the vast—I mean the vast majority of them—say no.
No, scratch that!
The vast majority of them never answer in the first place.
And the ones who do answer, usually turn her down.
Now, I have to clarify a couple of things.
First of all, we're offering them a paperback, not an ebook file.
I could understand turning down an ebook file.
Like, any crappy self-published author can offer a Booktuber an ebook file for no cost,
and more often than not, it's going to be some terrible, poorly-edited trash heap of
a book.
But we're offering a paperback, and let's be honest, it's a pretty good-looking book!
And I also want to clarify that I know we don't, like, deserve attention or reviews
from Booktubers.
Right?
We're not entitled to anybody's time.
But I'm genuinely perplexed.
Because I'm a reader myself.
I know that book budgets can be limited.
I wish I had more money to buy books, and I'll always take a free one as a gift.
It makes sense to me that not all of them read fantasy.
But Meg searches out people who do generally read and review fantasy, and the result is
usually the same.
We've also tried offering a second copy of the book that the reviewer can use to do
a giveaway to their audience.
I thought that was a pretty awesome idea.
But it hasn't changed responses at all.
I guess I would love to hear, if you're a Booktuber or run a book blog, what makes
a submission appealing to you?
Or do you not prefer submissions?
And if so, why is that the case?
Yes, I'm obviously asking for myself.
But I'm also thinking about other indie authors.
Because there's a lot of good indie books out there, and it's very hard to get ourselves
out there.
It seems like indie authors and Booktubers could have a really great relationship and
help grow each other's audiences.
Because let me tell you, when one of my books DOES get reviewed, I definitely share it everywhere
I possibly can, which is not something traditional authors usually do.
Unless they're Neil Gaiman, but he is an outlier and should not be counted.
Indie authors are often the ones out there trying things that traditional authors with
traditional publishers won't touch.
We aren't restrained by an industry that still thinks women shouldn't write fantasy,
and we shouldn't have protagonists of color.
And Booktubers are THE MAIN ONES right now who are talking about things like the need
for diversity in characters AND authors, and problematic tropes in book relationships.
But at the same time, I recognize that a large number of indie books—maybe the majority?—are
… very, very rough to read.
Heck, my books were rough to read before I started getting, like, an actual editor.
I'd just love to figure out some way to connect high quality indie authors and books
with good Booktubers who care about the same sort of stuff we do.
I'd love to hear your thoughts on this in the comments, especially if you're a Booktuber
or a fan of Booktube.
I feel like there's got to be a way to do all this stuff better.
That's my first-worldy problem for the day, Rebel.
Subscribe if you haven't already, check out another video from the channel up there
or check out my Patreon right over there to support the videos.
Thank you so much for watching, and I will see you on Friday.
Byyye!
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Friday, March 24th: The Music of Guydell Powell - Duration: 6:07.
D BY HIS PERSONALITY.
♪
REPORTER: HIS ENTHUSIASM FOR
MUSIC IS CONTAGIOUS.
>> IF I DO DANCING, DON'T MIND
ME.
♪
REPORTER: HE BEGAN PLAYING THE
DRUMS WHEN HE WAS FIVE YEARS
OLD, SPARKING A LIFELONG
INTEREST IN CREATING AND
COMPOSING MUSIC.
>> I LIKE IT FOR REAL.
♪
REPORTER: GUYDELL DESCRIBES HIS
STYLE AS VERSATILE.
HE CREDITS NO ONE ARTIST AS HIS
INSPIRATION.
>> IF YOU LOOK AT MY ALBUMS, YOU
SEE DIFFERENT KIND OF ARTISTS.
60'S DANCE MUSIC.
MADONNA.
REPORTER: WE MET WITH GUYDELL AT
HIS STUDIO.
HE CALLS THIS HIS SOUND ROOM
READ >> IF I WOULD TAKE THE
SOUND ROOM, EVERYTHING IN HERE
IS A SOUND TO ME.
♪
THERE ARE MANY GREAT KEYBOARDS.
I RESPECT EVERY ARTIST.
THIS IS A KEYBOARD BUT IT IS A
SOUND MACHINE.
IF I CAN CREATE SOMETHING, THAT
IS WHAT THESE ARE.
REPORTER: HE DOESN'T LABEL HIS
MUSIC BECAUSE TO HIM, IT IS ALL
ABOUT THE SOUND.
♪
♪ I KNOW IT HAS GOT TO BE
SOMETHING ♪
REPORTER: SENDING A POSITIVE
MESSAGE.
>> I LOVE JUST PEOPLE.
ALL SORTS.
IF YOU TAKE THAT FROM ME, YOU
TAKE THAT FOR MY SOUND.
THE SOUND AND ME GO TOGETHER.
REPORTER: THIS NEW YORK NATIVE
IS A ONE-MAN BAND.
>> THESE ARE MY CONCERT CDS
WHEN I KNOW SOMETIMES
HOW WE FEEL
BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL
THINGS ♪
I HAVE CREATED A LOT OF
INSTRUMENTALS.
I HAVE CREATED STUFF, IT IS A
VARIETY.
I AM HOPING THAT I CAN EXPRESS
THAT.
I WOULD SAY PERSONAL --
VERSATILE.
I DON'T TRY TO FOCUS ON ONE
CATEGORY.
I KIND OF FAVOR MY
INSTRUMENTALS, I THINK.
JAZZY.
I LIKE THE JAZZY STUFF.
♪ LOOK IN HEAVEN
I KNOW THERE ARE THINGS
I GOT TO DO ♪
REPORTER: HE GREW UP IN NEW YORK
STATE.
HE ENTERED THE ARMY TO HE IS
PICTURED HERE WINNING A TALENT
SHOW WITH A PERFORMANCE WITH HIS
DRUMS
GUYDEL GETS SO EXCITED TALKING
ABOUT HIS MUSIC, YOU CAN SEE IT
IN HIS BODY LANGUAGE.
HE FEELS THE SOUND.
♪
ALTHOUGH HE LOVES TO SHOWCASES
TALENTS,
GUYDE IS QUITE SHY.
>> I HAVE BEEN PERFORMING ALL
OVER, BUT I CAN'T GET PAST MY
STAGE FRIGHT.
I AM MORE COMFORTABLE JUST
COMPOSING AND CREATING MUSIC ON
MY OWN.
BUILDING AN EMPIRE OF SOUNDS AND
MUSIC.
OK,.
REPORTER: IT IS SOMETHING HE IS
WORKING ON WITH THE HELP OF HIS
15-YEAR-OLD SON.
THEY PERFORMED AT THE COMMUNITY
DAY PARADE.
HIS LOVE OF THE DRUMS GOT TO HIM
AT A YOUNG AGE.
>> HE TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I
KNOW ABOUT MUSIC.
I LEARNED A FEW THINGS MYSELF.
MOSTLY, HE IS THE ONE THAT
BROUGHT ME INTO MUSIC AND GAVE
ME MY LOVE FOR MUSIC.
WE HAVE A GOOD TIME TOGETHER.
WE REALLY CLICKED TOGETHER, YOU
KNOW.
REPORTER: FROM THE KEYBOARDS TO
THE DRUMS.
GUYDELL' INERGY IS REFLECTED IN
THE MUSIC HE HAS CREATED IN HIS
OWN HYBRID MUSIC AWAY SAYS.
NOW HE IS READY TO SHARE IT WITH
THE WORLD.
>> ♪ ONCE AGAIN
ALL I WANT
CAPTIVATE YOU
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Legislative Preview: Closing budget gap, funding teacher pay raise - Duration: 1:09.
WHAT'S ON THE AGENDA.
BRET WHILE THE FIRST HALF OF
SESSION FOCUSED ON POLICY,
LAWMAKERS TELL ME THE SECOND
HALF WILL BE ALL ABOUT THE
BUDGET.
HOW WILL THE LEGISLATURE FILL
THE $878 MILLION BUDGET HOLE.
IT COMES AFTER HOUSE DEMOCRATS
UNVEILED THEIR PLAN TO BALANCE
THE BUDGET.
ITS A NEARLY $1. BILLION PLAN
THAT INCLUDES FUNDING A TEACHER
PAY RAISE.
IT RESTORES OIL AND GA
PRODUCTION TAXES AT 5% WHILE
TAKING PART OF GOVERNOR MARY
FALLIN'S PLAN TO TAX THE SERVICE
INDUSTRY AS WELL AS A HOUSE
REPUBLICAN PLAN TO INCREASE
CIGARETTE TAXES BY $1.50 A PACK.
BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE WILL
HEAD BACK TO COMMITTEE MEETINGS
TO HEAR BILLS THAT PASSED FLOOR
VOTES.
APPROPRIATIONS AND BUDGET
COMMITTEES WILL ALSO MEET AGAIN.
TWO BILLS PASSED OUT OF BOTH
CHAMBERS THAT GIVES TEACHERS A
PAY RAISE.
BUT THE BIG QUESTION REMAINS,
HOW WILL THE STATE FUND IT?
THE OTHER BIG QUESTION IS
WHETHER OR NOT LAWMAKERS WILL
MEET THE APRIL 1 DEADLINE TO
FU EDUCATION, PART OF A
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Rehabilitation facility releases 3 birds back into wild - Duration: 0:36.
WELCOME HOME.
SEAN: CONGRATULATIONS TO THEM.
THREE BIRDS OF PREY ARE FLYING
FREE AGAIN THIS MORNING OVER NEW
HAMPSHIRE AFTER GETTING SOME
MUCH-NEEDED CARE AND REHAB FROM
INJURIES.
WILDLIFE REHABILITATOR JANE
KELLY, FROM A FACILITY KNOWN AS
ON THE WING, RELEASED THREE
RAPTORS YESTERDAY.
A COOPER'S HAWK AND BARRED OWL
WERE RELEASED IN SALEM, AND A
SCREECH OWL TOOK FLIGHT IN
PELHAM.
LOOK AT THAT.
VERY COOL.
TWO OF THE BIRDS WERE HURT AFTER
FLYING INTO WINDOWS, AND THE
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Public hearing set for proposal to reduce number of moose hunt permits - Duration: 0:29.
SEAN: THE PUBLIC IS GETTING ITS
CHANCE TO WEIGH IN THIS WEEK ON
A PROPOSAL TO REDUCE THE AMOUNT
OF MOOSE HUNT PERMITS ISSUED
THIS YEAR.
DUE TO A DECLINING MOOSE
POPULATION, FISH AND GAME WANTS
TO CUT THE NUMBER OF PERMITS
FROM 71 TO 51.
A PUBLIC HEARING ON THE ISSUE
WILL BE THURSDAY, AT THE FISH
AND GAME DEPARTMENT IN CONCORD.
THAT HEARING STARTS AT 6:30.
ANOTHER HEARING WILL BE HELD
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Heads in the Game | Episode 1 | Cosplay Melee - Duration: 2:00.
that all of their armor really reflects.
- Yeah, let's put it on. - Yeah, of course.
- LeeAnna, what do you think?
- It definitely feels like it would fit
in the "Chronicles of Riddick" world.
From here, it actually looks heavy.
It looks like it has some substantial weight to it.
- The metal feel, the metal look is done well.
When you film this, it's gonna read metal.
If you could turn around, so I can see the back a little bit.
I feel like this piece could use more in the back.
The string is not quite there. - Okay.
- It's very elegant. It's very sleek.
And it does look like metal. Thank you, hon.
Xavier, come on down and tell us about what you created.
- For my piece, I wanted to focus on "Star Wars."
My character's name is Syresh Voeos.
He grew up on Coruscant,
made a name for himself as a crime lord.
He likes to get in scuffles a lot,
so his helmet reflects that.
Gouges and nicks from metal weaponry.
- I love the battle damage. I love the color scheme.
I love the metal look. And then what's the symbols?
- This is just some alien lettering
that I put on the side; it's actually my initials.
- I'm a "Star Wars" fan too.
I am reading a lot of that in there
with the coloring and some of the angles,
aging and battle scars,
but I feel like there's a consistent thickness
throughout of each metal piece.
The whole piece is very symmetrical,
so when you add a little bit of asymmetry,
it's just gonna give it a little extra realism,
little different aesthetic. - Can you see out of that?
- I think I can. - Okay.
- "You don't know the power of the Dark Side."
- Whoo! - Whoo-hoo, Xavier!
- That was great. - Yes!
- That was amazing. - That was fantastic.
Thank you for that. - Thank you.
You may join the others. - Thank you.
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Brockmire | Season 1 Premiere - Full Episode | IFC - Duration: 23:24.
♪♪
Jim: So, folks, welcome back to the bottom half
of the eighth inning, or as it's better known,
the Gerry's Gelatin Home Run Inning.
Gerry's Gelatin -- nutritious, delicious, and fun.
G-G-G-Gerry's.
If someone knocks one out of the park
in a long Italian boat, for a gondola,
Dan Hobert of Sedalia's
gonna win a six-month supply of gelatin, so good luck, Dan.
You know, folks, the great Vin Scully once told me
that the only way to call a baseball game
is to keep your eyes open and to tell the truth.
As Ibañez swings and misses at a fastball, 0 and 1.
[Sighs]
Folks, here's the truth --
Today is the 20th anniversary of the very first time
that I told my lovely wife Lucy that I loved her.
And ever since that day, as many of you know,
I've signed off every single game the exact same way,
with a message to her.
Lucy, put supper on the stove, my dear,
because this ball game is over,
as Pedro delivers a slider into the dirt.
Count evens, 1 and 1.
Any-hoos, I had some time at the ball park this afternoon
to reflect upon this wonderful anniversary
as Ibañez slashes one foul into the right side.
And I decided to go on home
and surprise my wife Lucy with some gardenias.
They're her favorite flower.
[Crowd cheering]
Please imagine my surprise when I opened my front door
to find about a half-dozen naked folks
sprawled out in my living room,
engaged in what can only be described
as a desperate and a hungry account of a love-making,
and right in the center of it all was my wi--
My wife, Lucy.
[Crowd booing]
She was wearing a strap-on,
and she was plowing our neighbor, Bob Greenwald,
and folks, I do mean right in the ass.
Fastball misses. Just low.
Count goes full 3 and 2.
Did he just say "strap-on?"
Hey, for you kids at home,
a strap-on is a belt with a dildo on it
that mommies use to penetrate daddies
as Ibañez strikes out on a high fastball.
That'll bring Clark up to bat.
Clark having himself a heck of an afternoon with two doubles.
Bob Greenwald. Bob Greenwald!
I mean, that two-faced S.O.B. I hosted his kid's bar mitzvah.
I hosted his kid's bar mitzvah!
Here's the kicker. Here's what kills me.
My wife Lucy has the stone, she has the unmitigated gall
to turn to me and tell me that she is a sexual astronaut.
I mean, what is that? What does that even mean?
I mean, granted, Bob Greenwald's ass
might be as big as the goddamn moon.
That does not mean that my wife has been to outer space, okay?
And that is a deep fly ball to right center field.
-That one is way back there! -Jim! Jim!
That's either out of here or lost inside my wife's
big, fat, cheating vagina!
Congratulations, Dan Hobert of Sedalia.
I only hope you enjoy gelatin half as much
as my lovely wife enjoys --
[Beep]
[Distorted organ music plays]
Jim! Just call the game!
I am calling the goddamn game.
Jim! Calm down, Jim!
God damn! No, why don't you calm down?
[Grunts]
[Mutters]
Whore!
[Cries]
You people be professional!
Gerry's Gelatin --
delicious, nutritious, and fun.
G-G-G-Gerry's.
[Distorted voices]
[Brakes screech, engine idles]
[Brakes hiss, engine revs]
Today might say Spring on the calendar,
but Old Man Winter is still reaching his hand
inside your coat and giving one last squeeze, isn't he?
Still...
Anything beats that three-hour bus ride from Pittsburgh.
Very difficult not to get claustrophobic
around all of that concentrated sadness.
And as a result,
Brockmire's gonna reach for the doobie early.
[Coughs]
Well. Let's see who we have in attendance here today.
[Dogs growling]
I see we have some feral dogs.
And a boy with a gun.
And Brockmire is officially disturbed.
[Clicks tongue]
Oh, shit!
-Jim Brockmire? -Yeah.
I'm Julia James. I'm the owner of the team here in Morristown.
Yeah. Ms. James --
Oh, call me Jules.
Whatever. Um, fire.
Yeah, we get those around here.
Are you ready to get started?
What can I grab?
Uh, careful.
You're wearing your jacket! [Laughs]
Welcome to the minor leagues, Jim Brockmire.
♪♪
[Coughs]
Oh, what is that smell?
Oh, that's waster water from the fracking runoff.
To, um -- To get natural gas from the shale,
they have to pump all kinds of nasty shit into the ground.
Where do they do all that?
Right here.
Here, right now, where we are?
Well, here, there.
Pretty much everywhere beneath Morristown.
♪♪
One of the perks of owning the bar -- no corkage.
Keep it Brockmire.
Mm-hmm.
[Sighs]
Mnh.
On the phone, you said you haven't been
back to the states since the, um...
In a long time.
No, I've been spanning the globe.
I've been calling every kind of sporting event that exists.
Finally, I would up in Manila
where I've been calling the cock fights on television.
Ah, what the hell?
I figure by now I'm just a joke
that everybody's forgotten about.
[Laughing] Yeah, right.
Are you serious?
Do you not use the Internet?
No, I don't bother with that thing.
If I need porn, I just buy a nudie mag,
like my father and his father before him.
Okay, so, "Keepin' it Brockmire",
that means nothing to you?
Should it?
[Sighs]
Try to look past the wear and tear
to the reservoir of charm underneath.
It should be like looking in the mirror.
[Scoffs]
This is it, and this is Charles.
He'll be, uh --
He'll be helping you with your broadcasts.
All right.
Well, may I ask your qualifications, son?
He's, uh, basically an Internet whiz kid.
Uh, yeah. I, um --
I have the most Twitter followers in town.
I, uh, have over 4 million Vine loops in total.
DJ Khaled once shouted me out on a jet ski.
All right. Where's my actual radio producer, though?
Currently, we don't have a radio contract.
Well, then who am I broadcasting to?
You'll be doing exclusive play-by-play
to the stadium that people pay admission to hear.
I'm the P.A. announcer?
Darling, on the phone,
you promised me a multi-platform distribution dealy.
Yeah, that was kind a euphemism for the Internet
where Charles here will be uploading clips
of your broadcasts.
Yeah. I, um...
I've been working on keeping my hand really steady.
Um, you lied to me.
I hustled you. There's a difference.
[Chuckles] Hey. Hey!
I didn't just take a 12-hour plane ride
to get a semantics lesson, all right?
And who in the world is gonna watch video clips of me
on the Innernet?
He's never seen any of them.
Well, you know what? Pull one up. How -- How is that?
Yeah, he doesn't own a computer.
Can you -- Let's just show him.
It'll be easier if we just show you.
Show me w-what?
I'll do the conference room one.
Oh, yeah, that's good.
It's my favorite, anyway.
I want to apologize to the people of Kansas City,
and most importantly, to my wife Lucy,
who I can still smell.
I think she's -- Yeah, she's -- she's in my jacket.
Excuse me. Please, bear with me.
I'd like to apologize to the people --
No, it's -- I can still smell her.
She's in my shirt.
[Beep]
I can still smell her.
I can't do this if I can smell her.
Lucy, you are not a whore. Whores get paid money.
You are a slut.
A dirty, dirty slut.
I apologize for that, too. Why can I still smell her?
Well, she's in my skin, is why.
No, no. Kevin. I've got it.
Anyway. So...
Mm. 10 years ago,
your breakdown in the booth and -- and press conference
were like the original viral videos.
So that's pretty neat. Right?
-I mean... -There's a lady on my face!
Are you kidding me? There's a lady...
[Sobbing]
[Laughs] I'm so-- I'm sorry.
That -- That part, it always gets me.
Steve! There's a lady on my face!
All right, just get it off. Get it off, please.
Get it off of where?
Make it go away.
Well, I can't.
No, don't pause -- Just get it --
Get it off of there. Hey, the thing is,
I can't get it off 'cause it's on the Internet.
-So it's -- it's forever. -It's permanent.
So people just watch videos of the worst moments of my life
and just laugh at my pain?
-No. -Yes.
Oh, my God. I mean, you know,
I thought I hit rock bottom in a handicapped stall
in Bangkok when a Thai lady-boy snorted crank off my johnson
while a sunburned German watched us on the toilet.
[Whistles] There he is.
[Huffs]
You can still paint a picture.
Yeah, but that -- That is a good deal worse.
Brockmire, listen to me.
[Sighs]
That is not what you're gonna be remembered for.
Trust me. I have a plan.
Uh, quick question.
So, the -- the German guy --
Was he on the toilet or was he, like, on the toilet?
The guys are dying to meet you!
Uh, let's head down to the locker room.
There's a lady on my face!
[Laughs]
Okay? There's a lady on my face!
There's a lady on my face, Kevin.
Oh, Kevin!
There's a lady on my face!
[ Knocking on door ] Hey! Everybody decent?
[Whistling, cat-calling]
Damn, boss. Why you dressed up today?
What? I'm not!
This will be your legacy.
Calling Morristown's magical 2017 season.
Guys, no smoking. Come on.
I-I'm sorry, but am I -- am I supposed to be
impressed by this?
I convinced Major League players, coaches,
and one legendary broadcaster
to come to Morristown, Pennsylvania.
Heck yeah, you should be impressed!
No. No!
She's on my face. [Chuckles]
Lady on my face!
-That's the guy! -Brockmire!
[All clamoring]
Guys, no! [Laughter]
[Indistinct shouting]
Julia: Wait! Brockmire,
the bus doesn't even leave till tomorrow!
Hey.
I know a place where you can drink for free.
♪♪
[Sighs]
And by free, I meant well drinks with half-off top shelf.
The silent treatment? Really?
Okay.
While I have the floor,
I'd like to direct your attention to the memorial
my father made to his favorite player.
"Pops" himself, Willie Stargell. I'm 8 years old.
He pulls me out of school in the middle of the day
to see Pops' last game.
He tells my teachers, "When God retires,
the least you could do is give him a round of applause."
We had seats down the first base line.
Pops got his last hit right in front of us.
Just a little squib back to the pitcher.
Guy's a Hall of Famer, but in that moment,
he's just an overweight,
middle-aged man in yellow spandex
hustling to beat out an infield single.
And it taught me a lesson I never forgot.
You do whatever you can
to accomplish what you can when you can.
[Gulps, sighs]
I sold my house and took out a second mortgage on the bar
to buy the Frackers, and I did it for one reason.
It's the same reason you flew 9,000 miles to be here.
Neither of us can imagine a life without baseball.
"Frackers" is a very stupid name for a baseball team.
Yeah? Well, before this, we were the Morristown Savages,
and our mascot was a little baseball with a headdress
who rolled around drunk.
So Frackers is an upgrade.
I hung out with Pops once or twice.
What?!
Bury the lead!
What was he like?
Pops?
He made you feel like you could climb Everest,
as long as he was in front of you throwing down the rope.
See? That's the kind of stuff you need to be saying
into a microphone at one of my games.
[Scoffs]
Don't go back to Manila.
Besides, it'd be pointless.
You can't run away from the truth now that you've heard it.
[Breathes deeply]
Stay here.
You know what?
You are absolutely right, Ms. James.
Of course I am.
About which part?
Ignorance is no longer an option for me.
I need to know everything, and I need to know it now.
[Sighs] At this point, you're a way of life.
people "keep it Brockmire."
Yeah. I keep seeing pictures of tattoos that say that.
What is that?
Yeah, well, Drake started it.
"She was a 7, but I still set her pussy on fire,
You know your boy keep it Brockmire."
♪♪
B-- You're a legend.
Who care if it's because your wife Lucy'd Bob Greenwald?
I'm sorry, my wife what?
Mnh.
"Lucy'd" is slang
for when a woman
does a man in the butt.
[Indistinct conversations]
[Horn honks in distance]
[Pool balls click]
[Bell rings]
You want to get high?
So I need stimulants to outrun
the waves of depression
currently approaching high tide in my body.
So we're chewing some khat here.
This is a habit that I picked up in Yemen.
Are you bitching out on me? Is that what you're doing?
Psht.
Just chew it up there.
[Scoffs]
There you go.
Son, I have a question for you.
And I'd like you to, uh, keep it Brockmire.
Mm-hmm.
You think I'm ever gonna be remembered for anything
except for the worst moments of my life?
They got you on video, dude -- Twice.
You're Brutal Brockmire till the day you die.
[Laughs]
Yeah, that's what I thought.
[Thunder rumbling]
You know, I don't feel anything.
Oh, just give it time.
♪♪
Whoo! This is fun!
Fun!
Fu-u-u-u-un!
Yeah, khat is somewhere between 10 cups of coffee
and very low-grade cocaine, so...
It's my first time on a baseball field!
Fun!
How's that even possible?
Because baseball is one of those old-timey things
you don't need anymore, like cursive or e-mail!
[Exhale sharply]
Stop! Right now. Freeze.
It's August 16, 1920.
Ray Chapman of the Cleveland Indians
steps into the batter's box at New York to face the Yankees.
He looks out at the pitcher,
but in the afternoon light of the Polo Grounds,
the infield is just totally bathed in shadow.
Pitcher wound up and he delivered the ball,
but that ball had been rubbed and covered
in tobacco and dirt, hell, even some licorice,
till it just exactly as dark as the infield shadows
that complete hid it from Ray Chapman.
-Bam! -Aah!
Down he went! He got hit right in the temple!
Never saw it coming.
He died right there, right at home plate!
W-Why -- Why -- Why are you telling me this?
I'm high and very fragile right now.
Why would you tell me an awful story in which some guy dies?!
The thing is, was it awful, though?
Think about it -- Ray Chapman spent his last moments on Earth
playing a wonderful game on a warm summer afternoon.
And is there a better way to go out than that?
[Vomits]
[Coughs]
Well, that's just a waste of good khat.
[Spits]
♪♪
I'm really glad you decided to stay.
Today's gonna be a big day.
Oh, yes, indeed,
'cause I decided to call one final baseball game
and then kill myself.
Please give that suicide note to Lucy after I'm gone.
It just says [bleep] you.
She'll know what it's regardin'.
[Feedback] Jim: All right, two outs now.
Bottom of the eighth. Or as I used to know it,
the Gerry's Gelatin Home Run Inning.
Let's go, Frackers!
Hey, a fun fact, folks.
Gelatin is made from the bones of slaughtered cows and pigs,
which are then crushed and treatment with acids
and chemicals until they reduce to a fine collagen powder.
Fastball just catches the inside corner, 0 and 1.
I ask you, Morristown, what kind of a creature
doesn't just kill its prey, but then uses science
to rob it of its very living essence?
Stevens just misses with a breaking ball outside.
Count evens, 1 and 1.
Make no mistake.
There's nothing decent about human beings, folks.
No objective, definable form of good.
Not really a soul.
More like the absence of a soul.
Juuuuuuuust blackness.
So, if you want to stare into the gaping yawn of oblivion,
don't look up to the heavens.
No, no.
Just look squarely into the mirror.
Strike 3!
Strike 3 called, and that'll end the eighth.
What the hell was that, Brockmire?!
I'm trying to focus here!
Enough of the kid glove shit, okay?
So, boo-hoo, your wife Lucy'd your neighbor.
That's just a word everybody uses?
Babies, grandmas, just everybody?
Personally, when I stare into the gaping yawn of oblivion,
or whatever you were talking about,
I ball my fists and take a swing!
Well, hey, good for you.
If you're gonna eat a bullet, so be it.
Nobody here's gonna stop you.
Well, no, no, no. I love naps,
so it's pills with a bag over my head for me.
Might even draw a little smiley face on the bag,
add a sense of whimsy to the proceedings.
Whatever way you want to do it, sounds great.
But if you go, you're gonna miss a hell of a season.
Darling, I have seen enough baseball
to last me 100 lifetimes.
"Darling," you've never seen anything like this.
[Feedback]
All right.
Stepping in to pinch-hit now
for the Frackers is former competitive eater,
Fatty Boombalatty.
That's right, I said Fatty Boombalatty.
And at 400 pounds,
he is officially the fattest player
in the history of baseball.
Folks, that's no small feat
because fat guys have been a part of this game
from the beginning.
Babe Ruth himself,
the very greatest of the greats,
was also a big, fat piece of shit,
so wonderful bit of history we are looking at here.
Ah, here comes the pitch.
[Groans]
Whew! Ouch.
Well, that was nothing if not predictable.
And as he makes his way to first,
stepping in now for the Frackers is who I believe to be
the second-fattest man in the history of baseball,
former long-haul trucker and gout survivor
Mr. Doug Romero.
Ohh! [Chuckles] That was fast.
Okay. Two on now, and folks, see if you can sense a pattern here.
[Groans] Oh, shit!
Ooh, that one had some anger behind it, didn't it?
All right. Bases loaded as Pedro Uribe steps in.
[Cheers and applause]
Uribe during his time in the big leagues
was known as "The Grand Slam King."
Frackers have used some pretty ingenious gamesmanship
to load the bases.
Let's see if they can do anything with it.
Hello, baby. [Speaking native language]
Here comes the pitch.
-Pedro! -Bring it home, Pedro!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Oh, folks, that ball cannot be buried in a Jewish cemetery
because it just got tattooed!
[Cheers and applause] Oh, man!
$1,000 worth of cured Italian meat.
A grand salami!
Pedro Uribe cuts the lead to only eight runs.
Score is 12 to 4.
[Cheers and applause]
I suppose you have more of that kind of stuff planned?
Every game.
I want top-shelf liquor included in my free drinks.
Monday through Thursday.
♪♪
Ah, [bleep] it. I'm in.
Yes!
Yeah! Okay, for now.
I'm also pretty shitfaced,
so best to take everything I say with a big, fat grain of salt.
Please tell me you got that home run on video.
Oh, psht.
Yes.
Man: Now here's a minor league clip a viewer sent in. [ Whimpering ]
A home run estimated to have traveled
an impressive 580 feet.
But check out the elephant parade
running around the bases.
Jim: $1,000 worth of cured Italian meat.
[Gasps] Jimmy? A grand salami!
Pedro Uribe cuts the lead to only eight runs. You're still alive?
♪♪
Frackers fans just found a prize in the Cracker Jack box
in the form of a bunch of fat men.
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ZLATAN's TOP 10 QUOTES! (Parody Ibrahimovic Funny Lines, Best Bits and Top Moments) - Duration: 4:08.
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Cute Or Hot : Video of Sushmita Sen Dance With Her Daughter Alisah - Duration: 2:11.
Bollywood actress and Former Miss Universe Sushmita Sen is a doting mother two her two daughters
teenager Renne & 7-year-old, Alisah and while the actress is totally living her life like a boss &
& giving fans a sneak-peek through her social media accounts, like Instagram and etc..
Sushmita Sen is grooving with her daughter Alisah in this cute dance video
Recently came across a video of her where she is dancing on
Ed Sheeran's Shape Of You with her younger daughter Alisah.
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