- Hey, everyone!
Extremely likable and non-threatening celebrity
Jack McBrayer here.
- Extremely likable?
- Jon Hamm here
to help me out. - Hi, everybody.
- Now we all know that the government is now able
to monitor us by hacking into our phones
and TVs and computers.
So, I thought I'd take this opportunity
to just leak all my compromising info myself
before they can use it against me.
Ready?
- I'm very nervous.
- Don't be.
- Okay. - You know, I mean--
- Okay, well let's see where this goes.
- Sure! Okay.
A lot of celebrities lie about their age.
I'm no different.
- True.
- I tell people I'm 43 years old,
but in reality,
I'm a mannequin who came to life but ten years ago.
- In fact, I animated him.
A lot of people don't know this about me.
I'm a wonderful woodworker named Geppetto.
- For the longest time,
I thought the term preemie was short for premium baby,
so I would go around congratulating pregnant ladies
and say, "Oooh, I hope it's a preemie!"
- That's actually true.
- [Jack] Well, that's what
I thought. - I was born a preemie,
and this is what happened.
Premium.
I don't wanna give too much up,
but if we are sharing.
- Okay.
- I will tell you that Jack's genitals
are in fact made of actual junk.
- Found objects, really.
- Yeah, there's a lot of rebar,
some busted concrete bits,
an old soup can,
and a cartoony fish bone.
Oooh, tell 'em about your teeth.
- Yes.
- Actual Chiclets.
He can't really chew anything harder
than a boiled banana because the teeth will just--
- Just turn into
like mushy gum. - Actual chewing gum.
Chewing gum. - Yeah.
- The one thing I will say about Jack,
delightful breath.
Mostly it smells like bananas and chewing gum.
Most people know me from Mad Men.
Most people know you from?
- 30 Rock?
I auditioned for Mad Men.
- [Jon] What part?
- Peggy Olson.
(laughs)
- How did you get your job on 30 Rock?
- I got 30 Rock
because I have a Polaroid of Lorne Michaels
strangling some other Canadian by the river.
- And that's why we need the ACLU.
So, thanks ACLU.
We really, really love what you do
and the inspiration you give us.
- My hair is spun sugar.
(big band music)
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Green Goblin Attacks Aunt May - Spider-Man-(2002) Movie Clip HD - Duration: 2:40.
Spider-Man is all but invincible.
But Parker, we can destroy him.
I can't.
Betrayal must not be countenanced.
Parker must be educated.
What do I do?
Instruct him in the matters of loss and pain.
Make him suffer. Make him wish he were dead.
Yes?
And then grant his wish.
But how?
The cunning warrior attacks neither body nor mind.
Tell me how!
The heart, Osborn.
First, we attack his heart.
Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses...
...as we forgive those who trespass against us.
Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us...
Deliver us!
Finish it!
- Finish it! - From evil!
Two milligrams IV.
Get the BP.
Aunt May. Is she gonna be okay? What happened?
You have to leave.
- What happened? - Those eyes!
Those horrible yellow eyes!
He knows who I am.
I'm sorry.
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Pricey road conditions driving up costs for drivers in New Orleans, group reports - Duration: 1:49.
>> HERE IN THE NEW ORLEANS AREA
THE AVERAGE DRIVER LOSES ABOUT
, 45 HOURS EACH YEAR, MORE THAN
AN ENTIRE WORK WEEK STUCK IN
TRAFFIC CONGESTION.
GINA: BAD ROAD CONDITIONS AND
CONGESTION COST DRIVERS TIME AND
MONEY.
THE FINDINGS FROM A NATIONAL
TRANSPORTATION RESEARCH GROUP ON
THE STATE OF LOUISIANA ROADWAYS.
>> THE CONDITION OF LOUISIANA'S
TRANSPORTATION SYSTEM IMPACTS
QUALITY OF LIFE IT THREATENS
, ECONOMIC GROWTH AND IT HAS A
DIRECT FINANCIAL IMPACT ON THE
STATES DRIVERS.
GINA: FOR NEW ORLEANS DRIVERS IT
ADDS UP TO NEARLY $2200 A YEAR.
A COST THE TRANSPORTATION
RESEARCH GROUP SAYS WILL PERSIST
UNLESS UPGRADES ARE MADE.
>> IN NEW ORLEANS 59%, NEARLY 2
OUT OF EVERY THREE MILES OF ROAD
ARE EITHER POOR OR MEDIOCRE
CONDITION.
GINA: STATEWIDE CONSTRUCTION,
, MANUFACTURING, TOURISM,
AGRICULTURE AND SHIPPING ARE THE
BACK BONE OF THE ECONOMY, ALL
DEPEND ON QUALITY ROADS TO MOVE
$700 BILLION OF GOODS THROUGH
THE STATE EACH YEAR.
JUST WEEKS AWAY FROM THE
LEGISLATIVE SESSION, SOME IN THE
TRANSPORTATION INDUSTRY ARE
CALLING ON LAWMAKERS TO INVEST
MORE IN ROAD REPAIRS AND
UPGRADES.
ONE OPTION ON THE TABLE IS A TAX
HIKE AT THE PUMP.
>> THEY ARE TALKING MORE ON THE
LINE OF $.10 GAS TAX FOR THE
STATE.
HOWEVER, IN ALL FAIRNESS THE
, FEDERAL TAX IS ALSO TALKING
ABOUT A $.10 INCREASE.
SO IT COULD IN THEORY BECOME A
$.20 TAX INCREASE.
GINA: BUT IN A STATE THAT
ALREADY HAS AMONG THE HIGHEST
TAX RATES IN THE NATION A GAS
TAX MAY NOT GET MUCH TRACTION IN
THE LEGISLATURE.
STILL, THOSE IN THE
TRANSPORTATION INDUSTRY SAY
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Maine and UNH football set to open season against each other - Duration: 0:54.
GET READY FOR THE 'URSDAY
NIGHT THROWDOWN'.
THAT'S WHAT MAINE AND RIVAL
NEW HAMPSHIRE E TOUTING THEIR
SEASON OPENING FOOTBALL GAME ON
THURSDAY NIGHT AUGUST 31'ST IN
DURHAM.
THE TEAMS TRADITIONLY MEET FOR
THEIR FINAL GAME OF E SEASON
BUT THIS YEAR ARE LOOKING
FORWARD TO BUTTING HEADS TO KICK
IT ALL OFF.
>>
THIS SHOULD BE PRETTY GD I
THINK ITS GREAT FOR LEAGUE I
THINK ITS GREAT FOR US, I MEAN
NEW ENGLAND FOOTBALL IN GENERAL
TO HAVE THESE TWO TEAMS, BOTH
TEAMS FINISHED IN E TOP 5 IN
THE CAA, YOU KNOW WE JUST MISSED
THE PLAYOFFS THEY GOT IN FOR THE
13TH STRAIGHT YEAR, AND IT'S A
RIVALRY SO IT SHOULD BE GREAT,
THE ATMOSPHERE SHOUDL BE AWESOME
AND WE ARE EXCITED THEY GOT THE
NEW STADIUM, SO IT SHOULD BE A
GREAT TIME FOR US.
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Game of Thrones Season 7 Trailer REACTION - Duration: 5:02.
Whoo, what a day!
There's so much happening in the entertainment space!
Just take a look at Twitter!
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The Carbonaro Effect - Impractical Roasts | truTV - Duration: 4:05.
[ Machine whirs ]
[ Steam hisses ]
Welcome to the coffee bar.
May I introduce you
to four tall impractical roasts?
-Whoa! -Whoa.
-[ Laughs ] -Aha!
All right, guys, you ready for this?
-Yes! -Let's do it.
-I'm super ready.
-Very excited.
This is my favorite part of your show.
I know you didn't ask, but it's when you B.S. people.
Say no more. Actually, say a lot.
You guys are gonna be
doing the B.S.ing today.
I'll do the magic.
You're responsible for explaining it away with your B.S.
Okay.
This is great.
You guys, to the room. Joe, you're up first.
-All right, let's go. -Good luck, baby.
-Joe, let's go. -I go here?
I'm gonna show you.
You're messing with forces you don't understand.
I'm the David Copperfield
of B.S.
Oh, my God. All right.
This is the machine.
All right.
You're gonna explain to everybody what's going on,
and I'm gonna work it.
Offer them a sip of coffee.
We have
double-roasted beans.
Double-roasted beans.
Yep.
And you could do this part
if you want.
I lay a bag down on the bottom.
You could put one scoop of beans on top of the bag.
Okay.
And then we cover it up.
And when the light gets turned on,
we just wait for the light to go off.
And when
the light goes off --
it may happen
automatically -- we lift.
Come on. Come on!
No.
Wait a second.
No, come on.
Joe, I hope you know what's going on down there.
-Did you see what just happened?
-What just happened?
I did, and you look like
a chicken without a head
out there.
Get your act together, please.
You're representing us.
Wait a second.
What just happened?
Okay, the Jokers have just seen
how they think the trick is gonna go.
What they aren't aware of is
it will be a little bit different when they try.
I'm gonna figure out how he does this.
I'm gonna figure it out.
It's the real reason we came on this.
We're gonna expose this whole thing.
You like coffee, right?
What kind of coffee is it?
-He got her in! -There he goes.
Not single roast, what you might be used to.
This here's
a double-roast process.
We put it in this machine.
It gets imported in
from...
Cuba.
Cuba. Eastern Cuba.
Really?
Yeah.
And then -- Well, now with the embargo gone...
Mm-hmm.
...it's a whole thing there.
Don't ever go
to Western Cuba.
And you don't want your Western Cuban coffee.
Just only -- Okay.
And then, here you go. And now it's roasted.
And... -[ Laughs ]
Wait, what?!
As a bonus --
As a bonus, you get these panties here, as well.
[ Laughter ]
We just got -- We just got Carbonaro Effect-ed.
-What happens is it's -- -Why do they have those in here?
These are -- These can be --
The beans soak right through the lace as a dripping process.
And the beans soak right through the lace.
It's a dripping process -- a double-roast dripping process
straight out of Eastern Cuba.
"So if you purchase it today..."
So if you purchase it today,
you get the beans, and you get the --
"And the dripping panties."
And you get the dripping panties.
I'm going to pass. Thank you.
You're gonna pass?
Okay, well...
Great presentation,
though.
Thank you, thank you.
Good presentation.
Doing well.
Yeah, not bad.
Thank you, gentlemen.
Thank you.
Good job.
Thank you. Thank you. You got it.
And I'm keeping these.
[ Laughter ]
Well done.
You know what's really weird, Joe?
What's that? These are Murr's?
[ Laughter ]
Q: It's a double roast,
man.
Have you ever heard of it
before?
It's a good, old-fashioned double roast.
This -- my mother drinks this.
And we just wait for the light.
All day and night, my mother just drinks this.
When the light goes out, it's considered double roast.
Oh, the light's off!
-Yeah. -It's ready.
Oh, yeah, here we go. There we go.
Ohh! [Bleep] -Oh.
[ Laughter ]
What is that? What is that?
Joe: Chinchilla. It's a chinchilla.
Oh, you got to be [bleep] me now.
Just explain.
Uh, explain what?
I don't know what's...
[ Laughs ]
So what you're basically drinking is chinchilla pee.
Yeah, that's the secret ingredient.
Double, double, double. Double roasted.
-Double roasted, though. -You really separate the beans
from the chinchilla pellets.
Yeah, he eats the beans,
and he poops them out.
No! No!
That's the double-roast
process.
Where do I throw this out?
[ Laughter ]
That's what gives it that acidity.
No, I'm good. Thank you.
One shot is enough.
Can I touch him?
Q, you forgot the purpose.
You were supposed to explain what was going on,
and you just fell in love with a chinchilla.
Q: I couldn't possibly
explain anything.
You're throwing a cute, little animal at me.
Oh, my God!
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Crucial Sierra snow survey reveals 'substantial snowpack' - Duration: 2:09.
LISA: RIGHT NOW AT NOON, THE
STATE'S WATER OUTLOOK IS LOOKING
BRIGHT.
IN FACT, THE BEST WE HAVE SEEN
IN YEARS.
STATE WATER MANAGERS ARE JUST
WRAPPING UP THEIR FOURTH AND
FINAL MANUAL SNOW SURVEY OF THE
SEASON.
AND THE NUMBERS ARE IMPRESSIVE.
THE MANUAL SNOW-PACK SURVEY IS
DONE EVERY MONTH AT PHILIPS
STATION IN EL DORADO COUNTY.
AS YOU SEE BEHIND ME, CREWS WITH
THE DEPARTMENT OF WATER
RESOURCES GO OUT TO MEASURE THE
SNOW'S DEPTH.
THEY THEN WEIGH IT TO DETERMINE
ITS WATER CONTENT.
RIGHT NOW, THE SNOW-PACK IS AT
183% OF ITS APRIL AVERAGE.
IT'S ABOUT 94 AND A HALF INCHES
DEEP.
THAT COMES OUT TO 46 INCHES OF
WATER.
THE SURVEY IS BEING DONE TODAY
BECAUSE APRIL FIRST FALLS ON A
SATURDAY.
KCRA 3'S VICKI GONZALEZ WENT OUT
WITH THE SURVEYORS TODAY S
JOINS US LIVE NOW.
>> THE 183% AVERAGE IT IS FOR
THIS LOCATION, THIS IS ONE OF
SEVERAL MANUAL SURVEY LOCATIONS
AS WELL AS CLOSE TO 100
ELECTRONIC SURVEY LOCATIONS
ACROSS CALIFORNIA.
THE DEPARTMENT OF WATER
RESOURCES TELLS US THAT THE
RAINFALL AND SNOWFALL
ACCUMULATION HAS BEEN
EXTRAORDINARY AND A SUBSTANTIAL
SNOWPACK THAT WILL TAKE HIS TO
THE DRYER MONTHS.
THEY HAVE BEEN CONDUCTING THESE
MEASUREMENTS FOR DECADES,
RECREATION WANTS YOU TO KNOW
THAT HEADING INTO DRIER MONTHS
TO BE MINDFUL OF THE FLOW OF THE
RIVER.
AS WELL AS THE RUN-UP IT WILL BE
COMING OFF THE SIERRA.
WE HAVE NOT SEEN THIS KIND OF
SNOWFALL AND RAINFALL
ACCUMULATION IN YEARS.
THEY ALSO AS THIS EXAMPLE WILL
DECLARING BE OUT OF DROUGHT
CONDITIONS.
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Learn more about Bosch Security Systems in Africa | Hello Africa - Duration: 1:58.
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with so many Bosch products
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our training is offered to our clients and partners
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with our portfolio
we are able to provide practical solutions
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future proof, intelligent and, of course, very reliable
when you are locally present
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we know local norms, codes and standards
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because security solutions need to work in Nigeria
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our partners are very important to us
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please visit our website
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VIDEO COLEGIOS - Duration: 1:20.
For more infomation >> VIDEO COLEGIOS - Duration: 1:20. -------------------------------------------
Musica Rilassante Country Strumentale - Musica Country Rilassante - Duration: 1:00:57.
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জন্মদিনে ব্যস্ত শাকিব খান | জানলে অবাক হবেন এ কি বললো ফডিসি সবাই |Shakib khan Birthday|Media Report - Duration: 2:24.
Bengali Cinema was in mourning on Monday.
Ahmed died en route to shooting miju actor.
He died the same day of the bin Mizan California.
Calaccitrangana frozen in shock at the news.
Tuesday was the day after the funeral of late.
This day was the birthday of actor Shakib Khan.
Bangladesh, one of the top newspaper reported on Wednesday exuded sadness at not shocked
or birthday.
But SK Movies, Venkatesh unit has been celebrated by cutting a cake.
There is nothing wrong with cutting a birthday cake.
But the grief of any kind in the name of decency to give birthday to announce?
Gunjanai that is social media.
The film tells the people of the world, as well as president of the Film Artists Association
Shakib Khan had rushed to Dhaka to take part in the miju's funeral.
Not just actors miju Ahmed, former president of the Association of Artists.
Says moviemakers, as well as co-star, but the current president of the Association of
the artist's death shocked his family by the former president of the miju would come running.
Some claim, shocked at the state of the ensemble of any artist or not, he came to the funeral.
It was like an actor during Anwar Hossain.
The actor was shocked when ephadisite funeral was busy with the shooting of the outdoors.
Top anti-social behavior in relation to the hero of the film, everyone is angry.
Calcutta was criticized for being too much of these recent Shakeeb Double complimenting
the forehead.
The co-production of 'Nawab' pharstaluka film has been released.
Kolkata, as well as the general audience will Shakeeb actor praised the pharstalukera.
Meanwhile, Shakib Tollywood is now one of the top production company Shree Venkatesh
Films is a film that is not final.
The film will be directed by Rajib Biswas new look appeared shocked.
LUKE unconfirmed reports can be seen in this picture Shakib fat guy with the mustache.
Whatever the case, the country's legendary artist will perform art-kusalike respect the
inherent bhadratatuku That shocked everyone expects.
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VIVO IPL 2017 ● Kolkata Knight Riders (KKR) Best XI 2017- Sports Gallery 4U - Duration: 1:24.
Kolkata Knight Riders (KKR) Best XI 2017
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