all right hello everybody welcome back
for one it is Suzanne Friday on the
actual time and day that it was meant to
be on Friday I know I had a great time I
hope you enjoyed it if you're not sure
what I'm talking about you're just
tuning in for today's yesterday for the
last two days on wednesday and thursday
i had an sss triple SS q tal it's been
something i apologize cause the way that
every shirt that I've had throughout
this week is wrinkled I've got this new
thing where I i decided i'm just going
to take my clothes ball them up and
throw them into these you know the
little squares you know they're not
decorative they're like those cubbyhole
squares and they're like made of that
hard material and you put things in
organized it's like socks and underwear
things that you don't care if their
wrinkles this now everything the code is
now wrinkled because it gets balled and
throw it into these squares because I I
just can't I can't with the folding oh
boy you don't need to hear any of this
you want to hear your guy question Jen
here we go Errol kind of catchy little
tune maybe you will use it Google Exley
would you not could you could you not do
that that'd be great here we go you're
my wet dream jansen countries them
you're my wet dream James and did you
ever have a wet dream now let me ask you
something I've had plenty of wet dream
but they are due to sweating and they're
not sensual whatsoever I don't talk in
even remember the dream no I don't think
that I've ever had because I don't even
know what a wet dream truly is do you
have to have like a full-blown orgasm or
can you just pre a little in your life
without the weird staying on the sheet
red wet dream I'm not quite sure how it
works but I don't think that I
qualifying so I haven't had one but I'm
glad that I was doing
for you to me and I send you towels
there don't know what to do he didn't
get a dog yet but show us a pic of a dog
you think is really cute want to see
what you like hashtag soon van friday
yet so i haven't gotten this puppy yet
here i got a picture right here on my
chest shop because i love these rules
dishes they come right there these
designer dogs they come in three
different three different colors they
come in three different because you can
you can order them how la is that you
can order the dog you're like I want it
to be this date that curly
hypoallergenic not a Parker pretty smart
oh it's crazy what you could do so these
are these little f1 Goldendoodles oh
Jesus look at this yep one mini
Goldendoodles check that out is that
some of the cutest oh my god about the
cute ism so I love them and if I could
get one right now that is what I would
get that is what i find is very cute and
i love them locked or FFF what would it
like your first time in a gay club I'll
tell you what it was like this is a
great story so I was 17 I was in New
York and we were we were all in the dorm
it was a whole group of us I was the
youngest one because everyone got their
use around 18 years old but so you
couldn't get into clubs there in New
York so a lot of them had to go to get
like fake you know fake IDs go down to
the village right I think with minnesota
minnesota so if anyone is in minnesota
your shit is super easy to duplicate oh
it's like a kindergarten project
compared to New York Oh anyway so
everyone was from Minnesota in the door
even though no one was except one girl
so we went down to this club was on
Sixth Avenue it was Chelsea in Manhattan
so called heaven it was called heaven
nightclub in fact the song what's that
song Andy that song right there so that
was that was really popular at the time
and it came on while I was dancing in
heaven thought it was the most amazing
thing that ever happened in my life like
the most the universe's were crossing I
was at the intersection of amazingness
joining like I was 17 I was in the club
was the first time I ever went out to a
gay club so some of the older gay guy
that brought me with them they were like
let's just kind of keep an eye on Jason
to make sure he's okay so about about a
half an hour later everyone scattered
like you do in a club and no one sticks
together I don't see the potential maybe
I'll kiss you you know so they ever was
like go through gone so finally but a
half an hour people brought you know
round up and they're like where the hell
is he does anyone anyone seen Jason and
there were these pillars these stairs
that go home and I don't know how what I
think it was only for gogo boys because
they were all I go-go boys on it but I
was completely shared list like jeans
were unzipped I had a drink in my hand I
was on the very top of the as high up as
you could go if it was like a pyramid
that went up to like the top nasir I was
on the top there were like people
clogging oh my god that's all that favor
of ever seeing I like hard so he's ok so
anyway that is my first experience in a
gay club I got mono that night too I did
I sure did well I gave it like nine
tries but yeah hard case of mono oh my
god and the funniest thing was I got
rushed to the hospital later couple
weeks later I have to go to the hospital
because my tighter count was so high
when you get mono if any of you are
going to college or having hear you're
getting mono or your have mono right now
is about taking your talking places
crying you such a hit such a freshman
sickness to get so many kids at my dorm
got it but I got no worse oh my if
you're tighter count goes up you
shouldn't be working out because I guess
it can like it can make you more sick so
that's what it this man I got rushed
down to the hospital and the funniest
thing was the cabbie that took us there
he was this sorry guy and my friend of
the time Sarah
she fucking huge overweight she was my
best friend big fat fag hag right she
gets in the car we are racing the guy
big she's pregnant and going in children
she doesn't understand an accent I was
dancing and crying I'm in so much pain
I'm the patient and she is what does he
mean what is he talking about and I am
dying I can't say he thinks you're
fucking he thinks you're going to crap
out a kid on the back seat here oh man
anyway that's my quick little story
there quick little story Jesus anyone
still here anyone with us ah do you
think being a public figure will hurt
future relationships abso-fucking-lutely
in fact I just had a little dose of this
recently so you guys remember a couple
weeks ago when I posted the pic of that
blond kid that I was kissing and we had
a great time and I showed my ads on
snapchat with unfairly for little cakes
you know cuz you count each cheek oh
that was a lot of screenshots you guys
took about one so anyway I really got
into this case we're having a good time
we stayed up really late we hung out and
then I was supposed to have like a date
within the next week turns out get this
shit he texts me and he's like I don't
think that I can give you what you need
of like what I need was like I asked for
lunch why it's not like I have her a
kidney here do you want to like you much
that's all I want to do is like it's get
to know you a little better I got you
know you physically let's do the other
part now so he's like no I I know what
you're looking for I saw your video you
want love a boyfriend and a dog and I'm
like oh my god yeah well yeah that's
kind of what i want i didn't say like
that definitely us right now he's like
but I know what kind of minds that
you're in it was actually very sweet
because he's like I broke up with
someone very recently I'm not kind of
looking for that if you are you don't
want to waste your time I appreciated in
the long run which also pissed me off
because he was so mature about it as
well so I couldn't really get angry with
them but yes in the long story short do
I think that sometimes my honesty and
publicizing exactly what
looking for and wanting kids sometimes
screw up a potential date or
relationship not only do I think the
answer is yes the answer is it has
happened already so yeah anyway the
answer to that is yes and lastly in your
opinion Jason what is the best decision
you ever made my cheese I think the best
decision I ever made probably was when I
was a four years old four or five years
old my parents said to me I think early
on I realized I didn't do well with
finding friends and making friends
long-term and I didn't feel like I could
trust people I guess from a very young
age so my parents have you dad I said
what do you want and I said I'm on a
friend that doesn't have to go home at
night and they gave me my brother and
today my brother is truly my best friend
and I would be shell lost without him so
the best decision I ever made was to
tell my parents get in there and fuck me
out a brother oh yeah that's that's my
answer alright guys I hope you enjoyed
this week's of Coons and Fridays there
were three 3s for breeding food fans
friday i love you so much of a great
weekend and I will see you next week
love you bye
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