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Tina, wrap it up, huh?

You've been at the touch tank forever.

But I haven't even touched the sea cucumber.

He's playing hard to get.

Have you done the penny crusher yet?

Yeah, but I didn't have a penny,

so I crushed our house key.

So yeah, I think we've done all there is to do here.

Oh, hi, Judy.

Feeding time, huh?

No, just doing a detail job on the urchin's anus.

Good work if you can get it.

Sure is.

But it looks like I won't be able to do it much longer.

Why?

Did the sea urchin learn how to brush its own anus?

No.

The aquarium is shutting down.

[scary music] - Wait, what?

- Huh? - Makes sense.

The aquarium is shutting down?

I know.

But why?

Well, it's never been much of a money maker.

And this year, I can't even pay my taxes.

But the aquarium can't close.

We love this place, right?

I mean, right?

Eh, we're not as touchy fishy as you are.

Nobody is.

Question-- have you considered making more money?

I have.

That's why I expanded the key chain section

to include my handmade jewelry.

They make great gifts.

Well, I mean, they make gifts.

You just need more people in here.

We could try to rustle up some customers for you.

We do it all the time for our family's restaurant.

Hey, guy walking by, do you love aquariums?

Sure you do.

I can tell by the way you're avoiding eye contact with me.

You, lady with a stroller, want to take a break

and sit down for the low, low price of $4 for adults,

$2 for kids under 12?

No?

OK.

Then it's your fault this place is closing-- monsters.

And we cleared the entire block.

For more infomation >> The Kids Learn That The Aquarium Is Closing | Season 7 Ep. 14 | BOB'S BURGERS - Duration: 1:38.

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Louise Asks For Bob's Spoiled Hamburger Meat | Season 7 Ep. 15 | BOB'S BURGERS - Duration: 1:06.

Aw, my talky teenager on the debate team?

You're going to miss her?

Yes, it throws off our whole school play routine.

Usually we just do the opposite of what Tina wants to do

and it's fun.

This is going to sound crazy but you guys

get started on your homework.

[laughter]

Yeah, that does sound crazy, dad.

It's not due until tomorrow, buddy.

Plus I don't even know where my backpack is.

Whoopsie.

Gene.

Yes, I see it dad.

Thanks.

Oh my god, now we have to throw out

10 pounds of hamburger meat.

Um, can we have it?

Why would you want that?

I don't know, I just, I want it.

I don't think that's--

Please?

We won't ask for any meat for Christmas this year.

Let them have the meat, Bob.

Let them play with it.

Fine.

You know you have to wash your hands after you play with it,

right?

I mean technically, meat's not a toy.

I'm going to bring it in the tub.

Everything's a toy in there.

For more infomation >> Louise Asks For Bob's Spoiled Hamburger Meat | Season 7 Ep. 15 | BOB'S BURGERS - Duration: 1:06.

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Tina Is Asked To Join The Debate Team | Season 7 Ep. 15 | BOB'S BURGERS - Duration: 1:12.

This joe was fairly sloppy.

Waiter.

Guys, don't look now at Henry Habert

and Todd are walking this way and they're

wearing suits jackets.

Narks.

Oh, hi Todd, Hi Henry.

So, small talk.

What about it?

Just getting it out of the way.

Tina, how would you like to join the debate team?

Debate?

Why me?

We have to have at least one girl

and our last one quit to focus on spelling bee.

O-U-C-H.

Anyway, we need another girl and thought

of you almost immediately.

Well, I'm flattered.

I'm pretty slammed with social commitments.

I'm on again, off again with Jimmy Jr.

And I think I'm about to hit a sweet patch of on again.

Where is he anyway?

He was maybe going to sit here.

Shamika, look, I can kiss my elbow.

Cool.

And you're off again.

So now we're elbow kissing everyone?

OK, looks like my schedule might be wide open actually.

I don't have to talk in debate, right?

I have a fear of public speaking.

Oh, boy.

For more infomation >> Tina Is Asked To Join The Debate Team | Season 7 Ep. 15 | BOB'S BURGERS - Duration: 1:12.

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Bob Learns That His Customer Service Skills Aren't Too Sharp | Season 7 Ep. 14 | BOB'S BURGERS - Duration: 1:28.

[laughter]

OK, have a good one.

Wait, they tipped you $8?

Yep.

Geez, that's a huge tip.

I-- I don't get tips like that.

Well, of course not.

Wait.

Why of course not?

Oh, nothing. Never mind.

No.

What do you mean, Lynn?

Sometimes you can come off a little surly.

What?

I'm not surly.

Eh, may I suggest gruff?

Well, you're not conventionally charming,

you know?

And-- and charming's what gets tips.

I-- I think you're charming, Bob--

Thank you, Teddy.

--that one time.

I'm just saying, if you wanted some help

with your customer relations, I could give you some pointers.

I can turn on the charm if I want to, Lynn.

I can get tips-- big tips.

Why don't you, uh, show us what you got?

OK, I will.

Do it.

So how is everyone doing this afternoon, this late afternoon?

Great, thanks.

So, uh, the--

the food is good?

Yes, it is.

Good.

Has anyone seen the weather outside today?

I-- I hear it was--

it was windy earlier and then not so windy now.

Uh-huh.

Are you OK?

Yeah, I was just leaning casually on the--

I don't know where to lean.

I'm gonna go let you eat--

I'm gonna leave now.

Oh my god, that was horrible.

Terrible.

You made everyone so uncomfortable.

Everyone Everyone.

All right, I get it.

For more infomation >> Bob Learns That His Customer Service Skills Aren't Too Sharp | Season 7 Ep. 14 | BOB'S BURGERS - Duration: 1:28.

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Video: Byron's Sunday Forecast - Duration: 2:33.

SHELLY: WHILE THE WEATHER WAS

GREAT TODAY, THERE ARE CHANGES

IN STORE.

METEOROLOGIST BYRON MORTON HAS

YOUR WEATHER FORECAST.

DUTIFUL DATA, WIND AND

BLUE SKIES, COOLER TEMPS.

MID SIXTIES NOW.

GUSTING UP TO 20MPH.

[INDISCERNIBLE]

TONIGHT, BREEZY EARLY.

IF YOU ARE HEADED OUT TO DINNER

EARLY, [INDISCERNIBLE]

AND ACROSS THE STATE, YEAH, IT'S

GOING TO BE A CHILLY TO COOL

NIGHT.

BY THE AFTERNOON, WE ARE TALKING

ABOUT TEMPERATURES A LITTLE BIT

WARMER THAN TODAY.

SHOWERS AROUND FARMINGTON AND

GALLUP AND SHIPROCK AND DURANGO.

AND THEN, AS WE GO THROUGH THE

DAY ON TUESDAY, WE WILL SOME

RAIN SHOWERS TRYING TO POP

INTO ALBUQUERQUE.

BREEZY FOR THE AFTERNOON, BUT,

NOT ALL THAT STRONG.

15-25MPH SUSTAINED --

THAT'S WHERE WE COULD HAVE

SOME HIGH TO EXTREME FIRE

DANGER.

SO, THIS IS THE FIRST SYSTEM

FROM MONDAY INTO TUESDAY, AND

LASTING INTO WEDNESDAY.

WITH SOME GUSTY WINDS, IT WILL

FEEL MUCH COOLER THAN THAT.

SNOWS UP IN RATON -- RATON PASS

--

[INDISCERNIBLE]

STORM SYSTEM NUMBER TWO FOR

FRIDAY INTO SATURDAY.

For more infomation >> Video: Byron's Sunday Forecast - Duration: 2:33.

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Woman at nightclub during shooting says 'I thought I was going to die' - Duration: 2:22.

GOT TO IS GOING TO DIE LAST

NIGHT AND HIT THE GROUND AS SOON

AS THE BULLETS STARTED LINE.

>> WE DID NOT KNOW THEY WERE

COMING FROM OUTSIDE THE CLUB

WERE INSIDE THE CLUB.

BY THE THIRD SHOT, I KNEW THEY

WERE COMING FROM INSIDE THE

CLUB.

PEOPLE STARTED SCREAMING AND

RUNNING.

MY SURVIVAL SKILLS STARTED

KICKING IN.

I DIVED TO THE GROUND AND TRIED

TO PROTECT MYSELF.

AMANDA: TO IS WITH HER BOYFRIEND

VENTING OUTSIDE IN LINE WHEN HER

BOYFRIEND DECIDED HE WAS

UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE CROWD.

TO SAID PEOPLE PAY TO GET INSIDE

CAMEO WERE NOT BEING CHECKED FOR

WEAPONS.

>> NO ONE WAS BEING CHECKED.

THE LINE WAS REALLY LONG.

PERSONS WERE BEING CHECKED AND

THEY WERE BEING PATTED DOWN.

THE PEOPLE UP THE NO WEIGHT LINE

, I FELT LIKE WERE NOT BEING

CHECKED.

-- NO WAI LINE, I FELT LIKE

WERE NOT BEING CHECKED.

AMANDA: SHE RAN TO HER CAR AFTER

THE GUNFIRE STOPPED.

>> I HEARD ABOUT 15 TO 20

ROUNDS.

EVERY BULLET HIT SOMEBODY.

AMANDA SHE SAW ONE OF THE

GUNSHOT VICTIMS STOP THAT

COLUMBIA PARKWAY IN A PICKUP

CHECK WITH A BLOODY SHIRT.

THIS MOTHER OF THREE SAYS SHE IS

THANKFUL TO BE ALIVE TONIGHT.

>> YOU ARE NOT SAFE NOWHERE.

THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

THIS EVENT DOE NOT NEED TO GO

UNSEEN OR UNHEARD OF.

THESE FAMILIE NEED TO GET

JUSTICE.

IF ANYBODY HAS ANY INFORMATION,

TURN THEM IN.

AMANDA SHE WAS SHOT HERSELF

SEVERAL YEARS AGO.

WITNESSING THAT SITE AT CAMEO,

SHE PLANS TO AVOID GOING TO

CLUBS ENTIRELY.

MIKE: SHE LOOKS OK.

WAS SHE HURT AT ALL DURING THE

SHOOTING?

AMANDA: SHE HAD THE GROUND AFTER

SHE HEARD THE FIRST FEW GUNSHOTS

GOING OFF.

SHE SPOKE OF HER HANDS AND LEGS,

GOT SOME BLOOD ON HER CLOTHES,

ASIDE FROM BEING SCRAPED UP AND

SHAKEN UP, SHE WILL BE OK.

For more infomation >> Woman at nightclub during shooting says 'I thought I was going to die' - Duration: 2:22.

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FOP says officers had to step over victims to aid others in worse condition - Duration: 1:01.

ALEXIS: BROKEN GLASS AND LEFT

OVER BELONGINGS ARE ALL THAT'S

LEFT IN FRONT OF CAMEO NIGHT

CLUB.

FOP PRESIDENT SGT DAN HILS SAYS

FOUR OFF DUTY OFFICERS WERE

WORKING A SECURITY DETAIL

OUTSIDE THE CLUB AT THE TIME OF

THE SHOOTING.

>> WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT HOW

BRAZEN THAT IS.

THERE WERE FOUR OFF DUTY

POLICEMEN WORKING DETAIL OUT

HERE IN THE PARKING LOT.

IT IS VERY COLD HEARTED.

A VERY CRUEL THING TO SHOOT

ANYBODY TO BEGIN WITH, WHEN YOU

ARE TALKING ABOUT FIRING OFF A

WEAPON IN A CROWDED NIGHT CLUB

LIKE THIS.

ALEXIS: WHAT'S BEING DESCRIBED

BY MANY AS CHAOS COULD BE FELT

BY FIRST RESPONDERS.

>> PEOPLE WERE RUNNING OUT.

THEY RAN IN, TENDING TO VICTIMS.

IT WAS MY UNDERSTANDING THAT

THEY LITERALLY HAD TO STEP OVER

SOME VICTIMS TO GET TO MORE

CRITICALLY WOUNDED VICTIMS AND

WORKED ON THE ONE PERSON THAT

PASSED AWAY.

TRIED THEIR BEST TO REVIVE HIM.

ALEXIS: MANY CITE THIS AS THE

LARGEST MASS SHOOTING IN THE

QUEEN CITY IN DECADES.

For more infomation >> FOP says officers had to step over victims to aid others in worse condition - Duration: 1:01.

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Fish Fry Fundraiser in Fayetteville - Duration: 2:06.

US

WHY.

REPORTER: A KELLY, THE WHITE

STAR TAVERNS PARKING LOT IS

PACKED.

THE CATFISH FUNDRAISER STARTED

ABOUT 30 MINUTES AGO.

YOU CAN PROBABLY HEAR THE LIVE

MUSIC GOING ON.

OF COURSE THERE ARE SOME TASTY

CATFISH DINNERS.

EVERYONE IS HELPING TO RAISE

MONEY FOR THE ARKANSAS CHAPTER

OF THE MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY

ASSOCIATION.

KOBE JOHNSON LOOKS FORWARD TO

SUMMER CAMP.

>> 2 WEEKS BEFORE CAMP, I'M

OBSESSED ABOUT IT AND I THINK

ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME.

REPORTER: THE 16-YEAR-OLD HAS

BEEN TO CAMP ALDERSGATE IN

LITTLE ROCK FOR THE PAST 6

YEARS.

>> I REMEMBER ALL THE PEOPLE

THAT WERE THERE AND I WANT TO

EXPERIENCE THAT EVERY YEAR.

REPORTER: THE CAMP IS FOR KIDS

WITH AND WITHOUT DISABILITIES.

KOBE GETS TO GO TO CAMP FOR

FREE.

THE MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY

ASSOCIATION AND CAMP ALDERSGATE

MAKE SURE KIDS WITH M.D. CAN GET

TO CAMP AT NO EXPENSE TO THEIR

FAMILIES.

TONIGHT, KOBE AND HIS FAMILY AND

FRIENDS ARE AT THE FISH FRY

FUNDRAISER TO HELP ARKANSAS' MDA

MAKE THAT HAPPEN.

>> WE HAVE EXPERIENCED HOW MUCH

FUN HE HAS AT CAMP.

HOW MUCH IT'S MEANT TO HIM.

HE WAS ACTUALLY BROUGHT TO TEARS

LAST YEAR BECAUSE HE MISSED HIS

FRIENDS HE MET OVER THE YEARS.

REPORTER: KOBE HAS DUCHENNE

MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY-A RARE

DISEASE THAT PROGRESSIVELY

WEAKENS HIS MUSCLES.

IT'S A DISEASE THAT KOBE HAS

DEALT WITH HIS WHOLE LIFE.

BUT HIS PARENTS HAVE SEEN THE

DIFFERENCE THAT CAMP CAN MAKE

>> IT WARMS YOUR HEART TO KNOW

THAT THERE'S A TIME HE CAN PUT

ALL THINGS ASIDE AND BE A KID

FOR ONCE.

REPORTER: HIS PARENTS SAY THE

CAMP HELPS WITH HIS CONFIDENCE

AND KOBE TELLS ME THE CAMP IS

LIKE A RELEASE FOR HIM.

>> IT'S A LOT OF WEIGHT OFF MY

SHOULDER, BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE

TO WORRY ABOUT HAVING THIS

DISEASE.

I CAN JUST EMBRACE IT AND HAVE

FUN WITH OTHER KIDS WHO HAVE IT

ALSO.

REPORTER: PEOPLE CAN EAT OUT

HERE ON THE PATIO BUT IF STORMS

DO HIT OUR AREA, THE WHITE STAR

TAVERN WILL MOVE PEOPLE INSIDE.

For more infomation >> Fish Fry Fundraiser in Fayetteville - Duration: 2:06.

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Dan, Chris, And Deborah Plan Their Next Mission | Season 1 Ep. 4 | MAKING HISTORY - Duration: 1:45.

[honk]

Hear ye, hear ye.

This time travel meeting is now called to order.

Any ideas for our next mission?

Actually, I've come up with a way to stop 9/11.

Really?

I was reading an article that said that Mark Wahlberg

believes that had he been on one of those planes it

never would've happened.

So it got me thinking, why don't we

go back and put Mark Wahlberg on one of those planes?

That is a bad plan.

Look guys, after what happened to Davey--

Oh was Davey the young British man

you exploded in colonial times?

Yes, it was, and now I feel like I owe the universe

something huge in return.

We aren't very good at time traveling.

We almost ruined the American Revolution and the Hitler thing

didn't work, or so I gather.

I wasn't invited.

You were invited, it's just you're not a real person,

so it's hard to get like information for a passport.

And no explanation needed I--

I'm not mad about it at all.

You seem a little mad.

Regardless, it's too much pressure to try and take on all

the world's problems at once.

She's got a point, Chris.

Guys come on, we have a great power.

And with great power comes great responsibility.

Oh, Spiderman, so good.

He's got a point, Deb.

We have to take it slow or we could do more harm than good.

She's got a point.

The world is depending on us.

We don't have time to take it slow.

He's got a point, Deb.

We have a whole bag of time.

Daniel, thoughts?

Can I use your bathroom?

What's he doing?

[explosion]

For more infomation >> Dan, Chris, And Deborah Plan Their Next Mission | Season 1 Ep. 4 | MAKING HISTORY - Duration: 1:45.

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Living life with stage-4 breast cancer preview - Duration: 1:32.

WE'VE GOT A SPECIAL STORY FOR

YOU TONIGHT ON 40/29 NEWS.

WE'RE CHECKING IN WITH LISA

QUINN.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE BEEN

FOLLOWING LISA'S STORY YOU

KNOW-SHE'S IN HER MID 30'S,

MARRIED WITH TWO YOUNG KIDS, BY

ALL ACCOUNTS LOOKS LIKE A

PERFECTLY HEALTHY NORMAL YOUNG

WOMAN, EXCEPT LISA IS LIVING

WITH AN INCURABLE STAGE 4 BREAST

CANCER.

SHE'S OPENED HER LIFE TO 40/29

NEWS THIS PAST YEAR ALLOWING US

IN TO SEE WHAT LIFE IS LIKE WHEN

YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN A DIAGNOSIS

WHERE DOCTORS SAY, YOU'LL BE

LUCKY TO SEE 5-MORE YEARS.

TONIGHT-WE LOOK INTO THE

DOUBLE-WHAMMY OF LISA'S

DIAGNOSIS THE BRCA-2 GENE

MUTATION SHE HAS, THAT IS PRONE

TO PASSING ON TO THE NEXT

GENERATION.

>> IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE I WAS

GIVING MY KIDS CANCER.

IF I WASN'T THEIR MOM, THEN THE

CHANCES WOULDN'T BE AS GOOD AS

THEY ARE BECAUSE I'M THEIR MOM.

KELLY: IT IS A HEARTBREAKING

STORY.

HEAR MORE OF LISA'S DIFFICULT

STORY AND HOW SHE'S FIGHTING TO

FIND A TREATMENT FOR STAGE-4

TONIGHT.

ONE WAY, IS THROUGH THE

ORANIZATION METAVIVOR, WHICH

GIVES 100% OF ITS FUNDS TO

RESEARCH FOR STAGE-4.

40/29 IS A PARTNER FOR AN EVENT

LISA IS CO-SPONSOR OF, IT'S

CALLED THE METSQUERADE, WHICH

BENEFITS METAVIVOR.

IT'S GOING TO BE APRIL 8 AT THE

JOHN Q HAMMONS CENTER.

TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THAT AND TO

BOOK YOUR TICKETS, VISIT

For more infomation >> Living life with stage-4 breast cancer preview - Duration: 1:32.

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Dan Confronts His Childhood Bully | Season 1 Ep. 4 | MAKING HISTORY - Duration: 1:29.

[video game sounds]

Yeah?

I never thought I'd see you again.

Who are you?

Someone you bullied 20 years ago.

I'm only 12.

I came here looking for some dad-sized demons to concur.

All of a sudden, I run into a little turd demon.

You sure you have the right person?

Yeah.

And you may have bullied me, but you're not

going to bully my friend Chris.

Yo.

(MOCKING0 You bullied me.

OK, Urkle.

Urkle?

(MOCKING) Urkle.

Urkle.

[punch]

[dramatic groans]

[fart]

It settled.

You made the ice cream settle.

Oh my god, thank you.

And now it's my time to settle something, the score.

This is for Dan Chambers.

[kick]

[groans]

You guys all saw that kid hit me first, right?

That's why I had to kick him in the penis.

For more infomation >> Dan Confronts His Childhood Bully | Season 1 Ep. 4 | MAKING HISTORY - Duration: 1:29.

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Tandy Shoots Candy Out Of A T-Shirt Cannon | Season 3 Ep. 13 | THE LAST MAN ON EARTH - Duration: 1:06.

-Candy!

Come get your Candy!

Woo!

Ha ha ha!

Oh my goodness, this is delicious candy!

And there's so much of it!

Woo!

Woo, woo, woo!

Hey!

And if candy's not your bag, we got

a whole slew of items catering to a more experience taste.

Talking to you, Benji!

Yeah, we got, uh--

Metamucil, blue blockers, hearing aids,

couple "Judging Amy" DVDs.

We got a box of Depends dipey-dipes.

It's a world of pure imagination for young and old alike.

It's raining [inaudible]!

For more infomation >> Tandy Shoots Candy Out Of A T-Shirt Cannon | Season 3 Ep. 13 | THE LAST MAN ON EARTH - Duration: 1:06.

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Dan Plans To Fulfill His Childhood Dream | Season 1 Ep. 4 | MAKING HISTORY - Duration: 1:00.

What does that mean?

That means get your Charlotte Hornets

starter jacket out of storage, we're going to the '90s.

['90s music playing]

[boom]

[bell dings]

Oh, my.

What happened to everyone's denim?

Oh it's just acid washed.

They won't be wearing it much longer.

You brought us to an ice cream place.

Not just any ice cream place, this

is Chadwicks, the place my father called me

a failure for the first time.

Oh, Daniel, I'm sorry.

But I'm going to prove my dead dad wrong by finishing the 40

scoop belly buster that I could never finish when

I had the stomach of a boy.

No, no no, no, we did not travel back in time

so you could eat ice cream.