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(chattering) (telephone ringing)

- Number 32!

Number 32. - Yeah, right here, bra.

- Department of f*ckery, what is your business today?

- Here to renew my f*ckboi license.

- You're gonna need to retake your f*ckboi exam.

- [Expiring f*ckboi] Hey, real quick.

(camera clicks) (sighs)

- Have you been in a committed relationship

in the last year? - Define committed.

- Have you ever let a girl introduce you to her parents?

- Is her mom hot?

- Yes. - Then f*ck yeah.

- List five ways to initiate a text conversation.

- You up, whaddya doin',

what's up, winky face, and then the 'hey' followed by

three eggplant emojis.

- Do you text a woman back? - No.

- Do you ghost a woman? - Yeah.

- Now if you'll please hand over your cell phone.

- Nude, nude, non-nude, nude.

All right, great.

At least one in every five photos is a nude.

- Damn right.

- Now for the vision test.

If you'll please cover your left eye

and take a look at the board over here.

Tell me exactly what you see.

- Ah, oh my God, an apple?

Three objects and a strawberry.

- Perfect.

Now, lastly, for the driving segment,

I'm gonna need you to escort me to your vehicle

and drive me to your girl's place.

- Nah.

- Excuse me?

- I'm not gonna drive to her,

she can drive to me.

- Perfect, that was the last question.

- [Expiring f*ckboi] I knew it was a trick question!

- f*ckboi license renewed.

Now as long as you carry this license with you at all times,

the rules of a normal relationship do not apply to you.

- Cool. - Cool.

- Awesome, I'm also gonna need you

to retake your license photo.

So if you'll please proceed to the bathroom

to take an ab selfie in the mirror.

- Wait a sec,

you look familiar.

- No, I don't think so, I don't know you.

- Oh my God, you're, you're Jake.

You're datin' my friend Claire.

- Next in line! - No no no,

no no no no no. - Next in line, sir?

- Clair said that he's a really great guy.

- No, I'm not, I'm not a-- - Holy shit.

You're not a f*ckboi. - What?

- This guy's not a f*ckboi!

He's not a f*ckboi! - No no no no,

no no no no no no, I am a f*ckboi!

- You're not. - No, I'm not a,

I am a f*ckboi!

I just happen to really like this one girl

and I try to make her feel appreciated

and and, and, and-- - That's it, Jake.

That's it, you're outta here.

Leave your Vans, your vape pen,

and your protein shake, all on this desk.

Lucky I don't call security on your ass.

Believe this guy?

- Hi, I have a complaint about a f*ckboi.

- Oh, (laughing) you got a complaint, right?

- Yes. - Okay.

Well this is my card.

Feel free to call that number,

leave a message and we will never get back to you.

- Okay, thank you so much. - Bye. (chuckling)

Mm, mm.

Oh my-- - Is that me or you?

- That's me, that's me all day.

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El 155, Puigdemont y la situación política en Cataluña, gran protagonista en las búsquedas... - Duration: 6:57.

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Omarosa Manigault Newman Says She Resigned From White House Position | Morning Joe | MSNBC - Duration: 4:57.

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NASA Evaluates New Threats to Earth's Ozone Layer - Duration: 2:50.

Narrator: There's a new class of chemical compounds

impacting the Earth's ozone layer and raising concerns among some scientists,

but a new NASA analysis indicates

stratospheric ozone could actually be impacted more by

climate change and the continued release of already-banned chemicals.

The Earth's ozone hole is showing signs of recovery,

decades after the landmark agreement called the Montreal Protocol

that banned many chemical compounds harmful to the ozone layer.

Liang: So we know the Montreal Protocol was a huge success.

This was signed in the late 1980s when scientists and policy makers

from around the world gathered together to try to save the ozone layer.

Strahan: The chemicals they regulated persist in the atmosphere

for many decades, they thinned the ozone layer and created a seasonal hole over Antarctica.

They basically take away part of our planet's natural sunscreen,

and that increases the risk of skin cancer and damage to plants.

Narrator:Scientists have projected the ozone hole could disappear almost completely

by about 2075, but several factors could delay that recovery.

Liang: There are some industrial compounds that were not banned

by the Montreal Protocol, but as they enter the atmosphere, they will also

hurt the ozone layer.

Strahan: But the unregulated compounds have a short lifespan in the atmosphere

than the chlorofluorocarbons that were originally banned, so they have a short-lived impact on ozone,

and we don't think they'll delay recovery by more than a few years.

Liang: We projected by 2050 more than

half of ozone-destroying compounds in the atmosphere will come from

long-lived substances banned by the Protocol.

Narrator:Because these compounds stay in the air for such a long time compared to the

unregulated short-lived compounds, they will have a disproportionate and lingering

impact on ozone, so any non-compliance with the Protocol

can have significant consequences.

Strahan: And the really big uncertainty in ozone-layer recovery is climate change.

There are many naturally produced ozone-depleting substances that are emitted by the oceans,

and as the oceans continue to warm due to climate change,

those emissions will increase, and that will further delay ozone recovery.

Narrator:Scientists want to better understand how climate change will affect ozone recovery.

Liang: This is a hard problem.

As a scientific community we need to work on this major issue.

We now have a powerful new tool to simulate atmosphere and its interaction

with land and ocean, to study this issue. And that's what we're going to do.

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BREAKING NEWS: Alabama Race NOT OVER… LOOK What JUST HAPPENED. - Duration: 3:23.

BREAKING: Alabama Race NOT OVER…

LOOK What JUST HAPPENED.

On Tuesday, Alabama's special election for Attorney General Jeff Sessions' former seat

came to an end, and Democrats were handed a major upset victory in the state, but things

aren't exactly over yet.

As many are aware, the victory for Democrats last night was only by a razor thin margin.

In fact, it was by just over a full percentage point, with Doug Jones beating out Judge Roy

Moore by only 1.5 percent, which wasn't enough to trigger an automatic recount, but

was enough for Moore to state he's not exactly taking this one lying down.

In fact, Moore didn't concede the race to Jones, but instead said that he and his campaign

are going to look into having the race recounted for accuracy.

That's probably not a bad move considering Democrats are known for fraud and somehow

Jones was able to make up a 26 percentage point gap from the presidential election last

year, where President Trump trounced Hillary Clinton.

Jones received 49.9 percent of the vote with 671,151 ballots cast in his favor.

With 650,436 ballots on his side, Moore came in at 48.4 percent.

"When the vote is this close, it is not over," Moore said.

Moore went on to tell his supporters to put their faith in God as the process plays out.

"We've still got to go by the rules about this recount provisions … We also know that

God is always in control."

Despite Moore not conceding the race, President Trump took the opportunity to show the Democrats

a thing or two about accepting election results.

Within minutes of the election being called, he took to Twitter to send a congratulatory

tweet to Jones while reminding his supporters that Alabama will have the chance to replace

Jones in just a couple of years.

"Congratulations to Doug Jones on a hard fought victory.

The write-in votes played a very big factor, but a win is a win.

The people of Alabama are great, and the Republicans will have another shot at this seat in a very

short period of time.

It never ends!"

Meanwhile, President Trump also stated that he didn't think Moore was going to win from

the get-go, which is why he endorsed Luther Strange in the primaries.

"The reason I originally endorsed Luther Strange (and his numbers went up mightily),

is that I said Roy Moore will not be able to win the General Election.

I was right!

Roy worked hard but the deck was stacked against him!"

Moore's loss was a devastating blow to the President, who's been trying to get major

policy initiatives through the Senate for the past year but lacked key votes at critical

times.

However, many people don't think the election was exactly fair as Moore faced an onslaught

of unproven allegations of sexual misconduct, which people rightly stated will fade into

the darkness as the accusers are no longer useful to the leftist media.

Either way, with Moore promising to contest the election, this thing is far from over.

Whether or not he's successful remains to be seen; however, it's probably a good idea

to ensure every vote was legally cast, considering that Democrats were quite literally encouraging

people from out of state to cross the border and vote illegally.

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Nick Jonas: My Golden Globe Nomination Was 'Best News In The World' | TODAY - Duration: 2:04.

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Jamuna Tv News14 December 2017 bangla Latest News Today Bangla Breaking News BD News all Bangla - Duration: 12:46.

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Elbphilharmonie | Viktoria Mullova & Die Deutsche Kammerphilharmonie Bremen // Zugabe - Duration: 5:46.

It's very beautiful.

I haven't been in the hall to listen to a concert,

I just heard it from the stage, we just had the rehearsal.

It sounds incredible!

It has a very intimate feeling – which I like very much.

I am scared to play in the big halls,

because I don't know if the people can hear all the little nuances.

For making music it is very important have a lot of colors in it.

Sometimes you can be lost in a big hall.

This is a big hall but it looks very intimate.

For me personally it is my favourite orchestra.

I know them for a long, long time and we played a lot of concerts and touring together.

It's like coming back to the family – so it's a family feeling.

For the future? I just can say that you are lucky to have a hall like that in Hamburg.

I live in London and we don't have halls like that.

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France vs. Oman | Group F | 2017 JCA World Cup Germany | PES 2017 - Duration: 24:14.

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ਗੁਰੁ ਸਿਖੀ ਦਾ ਜੀਵਣਾ | Bhai Ravinder Singh Delhi - Duration: 28:30.

Activity in the Sikh-life ਸਿੱਖੀ ਦਾ ਕਰਤੱਬਗੁਰਮੁਖਿ ਸਚਾ ਪੰਥੁ ਹੈ ਸਿਖੁ ਸਹਜ ਘਰਿ ਜਾਇ ਖਲੋਵੈ। The way of gurmukhs is that way of truth treading which, the Sikh automatically stabilizes in his innate nature. ਗੁਰਮੁਖਿ ਸਚੁ ਰਹਰਾਸਿ ਹੈ ਪੈਰੀਂ ਪੈ ਪਾਖਾਕੁ ਜੁ ਹੋਵੈ। The conduct of gurmukhs is true; touching of the feet and becoming of dust of the feet i.e. getting most humble is their active behaviour. ਗੁਰੁ ਸਿਖੀ ਦਾ ਨਾਵਣਾ ਗੁਰਮਤਿ ਲੈ ਦੁਰਮਤਿ ਮਲੁ ਧੋਵੈ। The ablution in Sikh-life is washing away of evil propensities by adopting the wisdom of the Guru (gurmat). ਗੁਰੁ ਸਿਖੀ ਦਾ ਪੂਜਣਾ ਗੁਰਸਿਖ ਪੂਜ ਪਿਰਮ ਰਸੁ ਭੋਵੈ। Worship in Sikh-life is the worship (service) to the Sikhs of the Guru and getting drenched in the shower of love of the dear Lord. ਗੁਰੁ ਸਿਖੀ ਦਾ ਮੰਨਣਾ ਗੁਰ ਬਚਨੀ ਗਲਿ ਹਾਰੁ ਪਰੋਵੈ। Wearing the words of the Guru like garland, is the accepting of the will of the Lord. ਗੁਰੁ ਸਿਖੀ ਦਾ ਜੀਵਣਾ ਜੀਵਦਿਆਂ ਮਰਿ ਹਉਮੈ ਖੋਵੈ। Life of a gursikh is being dead i.e. losing one's ego while alive. ਸਾਧਸੰਗਤਿ ਗੁਰੁ ਸਬਦ ਵਿਲੋਵੈ ॥੯॥ In such a life the word of the Guru is churned in the holy congregation.

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New Bangla Sort Waz | Question And Answer | Shaikh Motiur Rahman Madani | 2017 | Part 14 - Duration: 16:12.

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Tax Q&A, December 13, 2017, Capital Gains Tax on Listing Gains - Duration: 4:21.

My Learnings had invested in an unlisted share 9 years ago and now the share has got listed recently.

The question is what will be the tax treatment for capital gains

When you sell shares in a stock exchange, you pay Securities Transaction Tax (STT)

You have 2 choices. You can pay 10% capital gains tax without indexation of the capital gains made in nine years

In inflation indexation, your cost of acquiring the shares will be adjusted for the impact of inflation

This reduces the amount of taxable capital gains

You could also pay 20% capital gains tax with indexation