Ladies and gentlemen and all in between, all hail,
the asshole season has officially commenced.
Yes, if are you seeing this, if you are looking
in your computer screen, you're seeing me, that means
BET done made the best worst decision of their life and gave me a show.
This is the first episode of I'll Apologize Later,
where you get a first-hand look at all my debauchery,
all of my terrible, but articulate hot takes.
And where you just get to see my problematic ways displayed best.
What will we be talking about on this show?
Everything that's going to piss you off, everything.
We're going to talk about today, we're going to talk about
Adrien Broner gettin' a chain snatched.
We're gonna talk about DJ Khaled being vegan,
and we're also going to talk about the University of Florida.
They [beep] up, y'all. But before we get into that,
I got my man, my good brother with me. Before I introduce him though,
'cause I'm here, understand, if you get pissed off,
if your feelings get hurt, if you're made to feel any sort of kind of way,
just understand, I'll Apologize Later.
[music playing]
Now, get to our guest, the very first guest,
the inaugural guest on I'll Apologize Later, my brother,
- Mack Wilds. - Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
- What's goin' on brother? - You feeling like Busta Rhymes?
It felt, it felt-- Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! Yeah, up a little bit.
We're a little a little too New York today.
- Sorry. - Look at the set, you see this?
- I love it. I actually love it, man. - Bruh, look at what I'm doing.
- You got some fresh butter. - You got the fresh butter.
You know, we gonna-- Yo, this is gonna be my joint
where everybody got to sign. So after the show you gotta
sign these joints, you feel what I'm sayin'?
- I'm with ya, I'm with ya. - Uh, but yeah, the BET
- done [beep] around. Yo, so damn-- - How, hold on--
Who do I talk to about this? Somebody-- Somebody has to--
- Listen, you guys understand-- - What do you...?
You know, you-- you-- Why did you give this man a mic?
- Who gave you--? - Mack, you ready get in some trouble?
You ready to piss some people off with me?
- I mean we do it all the time. - Bruh, this the first episode.
Oh, man, I'm-- why-- First though, why did you give him a mic?
Second, why am I on the first show? You only gonna--
You understand what-- We have to reach an ignorance level
- Yeah. - of like...
12 just so everybody understands… What--
Where we have to be for this entire show.
If y'all thought Mack Wilds was...
Was anything but what I'm 'bout to show you he is,
you've been sadly mistaken.
Let's talk about Adrien Broner. I know that's your-- that's your guy.
You've kicked it with him a few times.
- Yes, yes. - AB, all about billions.
- Uh-huh. - Also on his ass a lot.
- Yeah. - That's-- on his ass,
- like he loves gettin' knocked out. - Well, I don't know
- if he loves gettin' knocked out. - Nah, the way he got knocked out,
- he loves gettin' knocked out! - He seems like he's...
I don't know if he can take a punch as well anymore, you know?
I don't think that [bleep] work on that,
can you work on takin' a punch?
- Yeah. - I've got knocked out a few times
- in the hood but like… - You know,
you never know when it's gonna happen.
But damn, like you gotta-- you gotta hit me like twice.
Maidana hit him, he's wab-do-wab-do-wab
wabby-do-wabby-do-wab-wab.
- No, but-- - Drop it like it's hot.
I said it, wha, wha, wha, what. No, but, um...
so over the weekend he was kickin' it with YFN Lucci.
- Okay. - And his people.
- Yeah. - And then you know they all
on Instagram as the weirdos do.
I don't understand why you in the club
and there's beautiful women or men if that's what you're into
and everybody's around and you can get into felonious activities
- and you'd rather be on Instagram, - Yep.
showin' that you're with other [bleep]s.
That's very weird. I want y'all stop that,
- the culture doesn't appreciate that. - Yeah.
That's weird but yeah, as the -- as the weirdos do,
he's on there and they're showin' off and he's with a guy
- named YFN Puerto Rico Red. - Uh-huh.
Weird, weird names.
Lot of weird names with this guy. Um, the next -- the very next snap
next snap is the YFN Puerto Rico Red [bleep]
with the chain talkin' about this is my chain,
I want a million to get it back.
That's crazy. That's crazy. Uh, I'll say this,
I know the whole team, the whole YFN team, like shout out to all of y'all,
- shout out to Lucci. - Lucci!
With -- with everything that's goin' on with that whole squad,
'cause I know them, it's hard to-- it's hard to
front around a lot of real life hood--
Mm-hm, yeah.
You know, to be that stuntastic in front of a lot of...
Hood-- Like these, these, these [bleep]s are from the gutter. Like --
Taxstone-- free Taxstone-- Taxstone once said-- he once said,
"Stop drinkin' champagne around beer-sippers."
You can't keep comin' around wolves with no--
Yo, this is what I'm sayin'.
You feel what I'm sayin'? You can't have a steak and then --
And think somethin' sweet.
You just around everybody who hungry?
Exactly. So again what I'll say with that is...
he just prolly got caught up in a-- an unfortunate situation.
Well, he shoulda been quicker than that.
He shoulda quicker than that.
Also, the University of Florida, the UF is [beep] up.
Okay, I been hearin' about this but I don't know the whole story?
So, so the University of Florida, um, I guess that's the college,
I'm a high-school drop-out for those who don't know.
So I don't know too much about, um, colleges.
I know HBCU and that's about it. Movin' on.
Um, so they had they graduation ceremony
and all the white kids that went up they did their little
shuck, shuck, shuck thing.
Nobody said nothin' to 'em.
When the black kids got called up and they did they little pose,
'cause you know we black, we extra.
- Of course, we got to be. - You know, gotta hit the--
- Bang. Yeah. - You know, hit ya, boom!
So when they was doin' that, some white teachers
start like literally grabbin' 'em and movin' 'em to the point
where like he grabbed one of the girls,
I guess she was one of the sororities, one of the Deltas or somethin'
she went to throw up her set --
Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
See, see, see, see, you can't do that to us, man.
You can't-- you can't unless you-- nah, it's not -- it's not right.
Yo, these kids are 'bout to spend the next 30 years
paying 1799 a month on this bullshit-ass degree.
The least they could do is come up there--
because you gotta remember, as black people, you don't graduate.
The whole family done graduated.
This is what I'm sayin'.
That [bleep] graduated for me, I don't even know.
I don't -- well all of a sudden, I got a degree in psychology,
- I've never been to a class! - Never once.
Yo, every time one of my friends get a degree,
I be tellin' people like yeah, I'm a little educated in marketing.
I got a little marketing background.
I talk right. Come on, son.
Yeah, that's wrong, yo, yo, U of F you gotta do-- you gotta do better.
Yeah, [beep] y'all, University of Florida.
[beep] outta here. [beep] outta here. FOH, that's what --
FOH UF, that's how I feel about that.
Uh, last but not least...
Your man Khaled, I know this is your guy.
He gave you the-- he gave you the jersey at the Roc.
- My man Khaled. - At the Roc Nation concert.
Yeah, yeah, my man, Khaled.
Uh, this is your man.
- Yeah, I mean not my-- - So an old interview surfaced
- Uh-huh. Oh, I seen it. - Yeah, yeah.
He talkin' 'bout he a vegan.
And when I mean vegan, I mean he don't eat...
That's what I meant.
I don't want y'all to think that he was really vegan.
He does not-- yeah, he doesn't-- he doesn't...
I do, though.
The craziest thing is that the interview wasn't even that old.
The interview was like two years ago, it was like two, three years ago.
Nah, hell no, it had to be longer than that, bro.
Telliln' you, it was like two, three years ago,
'cause I remember the interview.
Okay.
I remember the interview, I was like "Oh."
On Breakfast Club, I seen it.
Outta the two of us, who's been on the Breakfast Club most?
Got it, yeah, yeah.
But, uh, yeah, man, he, uh, it's, it's fun-- I think it, I mean, listen,
however you feelin' fam,
if that's what you do, that's what you do.
It's not stoppin' me from eatin'...
But if that's what you do fam, that's what you do.
Bro, my last ex-girlfriends were made off of me eatin'...
This [bleep] said my last ex-girlfriends. Aight man.
I'm just sayin'.
Aight man, way to stand on it, I'll apologize later, man.
Just sayin'.
But that's the way we get outta here with that man.
Get outta here with that.
Well, that was-- listen, if y'all feel any sort of kinda way,
if y'all are offended or y'all wanna weigh in,
I don't give a [beep] but you can hit, uh, @BETNETWORKS,
and you can follow me @mouse_jones
and maybe I might respond or retweet or block you.
If you say somethin' ignorant, he'll respond.
If you say somethin' ignorant, I'll definitely respond.
So, what I wanna make sure I do here is I make sure every week that--
I give you balance, 'cause life is all about water, balance
and Jay-Z lyrics.
So, uh, as much ignorance as we're gonna give you,
'cause we're gonna give you an abundance of ignorance.
- It's gonna be a lot. - It's gonna be a lot.
I wanna make sure I give you somethin' to, you know,
somethin' to hold onto and somethin' that, uh,
you know, you might not been aware of but needs to be, um,
needs to have some light shed on it in our culture.
This week is going to be Cyntoia Brown,
who's been in prison for 13 years
for shootin' and killin' a man who picked her up
while she was bein' sex trafficked as a teen.
Brown was only 16 when she killed the 43-year old child predator
- and was sentenced to life in prison. - Jesus.
Last year the case started to gain more attention
when stars like Rihanna, LeBron James, Snoop Dog and more posted
in support of her gettin' outta prison.
Well this week it was announced that Brown
is getting a clemency hearing in a couple of weeks
and a chance to get out.
That's happenin' on May 23rd so after the hearing,
the Tennessee Parole Board can can recommend
that she's released from prison
but ultimately it's on the governor to decide.
Far too often I speak about it to no end.
Far too often our black girls get lost and, um...
That's bullshit because if this was a white girl,
- she'd be hailed a hero. - Yeah.
She'd have a Lifetime movie,
she'd have a Fox deal.
She'd be a speakin' head, she'd be a pundit,
she'd be talkin' about blacklivesmatter shit,
whole bunch of shit nobody asked her about.
So we need to make sure we rally behind her.
We seein' what we could do.
But we at least see what it took to get Meek out.
It took every black person in the world
and all the celebrities to get Meek out.
So, you know if we, you know, start givin' the same energy
yo our young black girls who's lost in the system,
especially somebody like Cyntoia,
uh, this girl, like she was -- come on, she was sex-trafficked as a kid,
- you know what I'm sayin'? - That's crazy.
Like, nah, we not gonna do that. So, Tennessee, get your shit together.
Get this young girl outta there, so she can get her life back.
Yeah, please, uh, again, make sure you guys reach out to especially
the governor and, and things like-- things of that nature because...
A lot of times in places like-- like Tennessee
and places below the Bible Belt,
you know, they're still kind of stuck in their ways,
especially with their mindset so the-- the main thing that we can do
is reach out, make sure that they-- that our voices are heard.
We have social media for a reason.
So everybody use their platforms in every single way,
so that we can make this-- we can actually make something
of what we do instead of just tweeting about Black Panther
and $200 dates, like come on, son.
When was the last time you went on $200 date?
Don't ask me that question.
I was actually with these twins and, um--
So it was $100, it was $100 apiece?
Yeah. Yeah, it was a good time.
We getting into the next thing, I like to call this Track or Trash,
so Mack, you gotta help me out with this.
So track and trash, it's just like we do on a call, right?
We be in' thewhip, and we give a song the car test.
We just be listenin', yeah, yeah, yeah.
We like yo, is this shit hot, like what's up?
It's more like Mouse sayin' "Yo, this shit is wack."
And me being like, "No, but, yo, this is-- "
nah, this shit is wack.
It's very rare that you find a song that Mouse Jones extremely likes
and if he likes it, he stands for it.
Yes, uh, he's talkin' about all things made by Jay-Z or by Beyoncé
or being made by Wale.
- Jonathan Bro, uh-huh, K-Dot. - Kendrick, um...
- SZA. - Mm-hm.
- Love her. Saba. - Mm-hm.
Jim Jones, if Jim Jones drops a record is fire.
Don't [beeps] ask me again, all right? One Eye, Goonies, zoomin'.
All day.
Greatest ad libs of the game, but yeah, so this week
on the first, Track and Trash, we got--
We got some garbage.
We got Post Malone featuring Nicki Minaj, Ball For Me.
It's called Ball For me, so we gonna get into this.
Let's hear how this sounds, see what you guys think about it. 280 --:--:--:-- --> 00:12:23,777 [Plays song Ball for Me]
♪ Gotta hit him on the jack ♪
♪ When you comin' back bitch? You ain't at on the map? ♪
♪ Everything is intact ♪
♪ Could have been a seamstress Still wouldn't cut him slack ♪
And on that note-- and on that note-- and on that note--
Hey.
"Even if I was a seamstress, I wouldn't cut him any slack."
This sounded like a Nicki Minaj song featurin' Post Malone.
It did, he has records that he dropped that a lotta people don't know about.
Well then they should stay that way.
I wish all his records was records we didn't know about.
- You are a horrible person. - I hate-- I hate this guy.
But again, I think his shit is fire, that's just not--
But this song is not good.
That's not my-- that's not my favorite.
She raps like she used to dress. It's [beep] terrible.
Listen.
- You remember like, the leotard? - I remember, I remember.
You remember the leopard?
Frankenstein wigs, y'all remember this shit?
That is now how she sounds on record.
'Cause she was fire, she used-- like I still think--
I don't see, I don't remember it.
You know what her redeeming quality is for me at all times?
Her verse on Monster, she always has that.
Y'all be draggin' it.
She always has that.
Y'all drag it, that verse wasn't that fire, son.
- It was fire, boy. - That verse wasn't that fire.
Boy, she got on a record and, and ball-- and came up.
You 'bout to lie.
- I'm not gonna lie. - You 'bout to lie.
She didn't bar up harder than Hov but her presence on the record
was stronger than anybody's presence on that joint.
That-- you still-- you still got me, ma, I need a song though.
- Oh, okay. - I need a record.
So you wasn't feelin' Chun-Li?
Chun-Li's cool. Chun-Li's cool.
Lara Been Croft.
Do we have another song?
Oh, okay, oh, okay, I just wanna know.
I didn't wanna know if y'all keepin' that same energy man,
but Track and Trash, y'all let us know what you think.
Barbies, I don't care, y'all can't beat me.
Harajuku Kens, I slap the shit outta ya, don't play with me.
I'm tryin' to also think, anybody else?
What do Post Malone's fans call him?
Oh, alt-right.
- Don't [bleep] with y''all either. - Wow.
so you know, you know my favorite quote, keep that same energy.
Yeah, yes.
You know I love when we force men to be men.
But you got to.
And you force 'em to keep they same image.
You got to, that's-- that's what the-- I feel like that's the perfect name
- for this season right now. - Right.
Let's keep that same energy season.
Right, so now we need you to keep that same energy.
- Talk to me. - Okay.
So I don't know where it's gonna pop up because, uh...
- I'm not technologically sound. - Okay.
But I have a picture off your Instagram.
Yep.
- Of a young you. - Yep.
- Surrounded by two white women. - Yes.
- At a Playboy Bunny party. - At Playboy Mansion.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I'm gonna ask you, are you keeping this energy?
Do you still hate black women?
Uh, I actually love black women. I enjoy all women.
You're talkin' to a kid that was on the wire and on 90210.
So I can't-- you know, it's just--
I ain't never seen you in no picture with two black women like that.
- Yes, you have. - With the--
Oh, oh, I 'bout to say.
The whites.
Mouse, Mouse, you definitely seen me in pictures
with two black women like that.
Oh, man, yes you have.
If anybody in here has seen me in pictures with two black women,
it's you brother.
Explain the picture though, like this is a dope picture.
How old were you?
I was, um, damn, I was, we shot that when I was prolly like 21, 22.
21?
Yeah, I was 22 years old and, uh,
90210 rented out the Playboy Mansion Mansion for the day.
And, uh, I guess the episode was like...
I guess some of the characters got invited to--
- Right. - At some party at the Playboy Mansion
and Hugh was actually there and he actually had some uh...
Some of the Playboy bunnies there
and I was like, "Why not take a picture with these bunnies?"
You've kept that same energy.
- Always. - This guy's good.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is my friend Mack Wilds.
My friend, my brother, this is my guy, keep that same energy. 378 --:--:--:-- --> 00:16:10,003 Exactly.
Yo, but, uh… what's goin' on with you though bro?
Like what's goin' on? You got-- you just came back from LA.
We did. We did.
Shot the movie outside that you was talkin' about.
- Shot the movie in Atlanta. - Oh, in Atlanta?
Yeah, we shot it in Atlanta.
Uh, what's the movie about?
So, uh, the movie is basically uh, about this young man.
Who has been down in the dumps for a years
and uh, it's like, uh, I guess with all of the depression
and everything he decides to go home and make himself one last meal.
Like one last meal?
Like one...
- One last meal. - Holy shit, man.
And in the midst of making that meal his ex-wife shows up.
- His ex-wife shows up? - Yeah.
[Beep] she doin'? She forgot somethin'?
You gotta watch the movie, right?
Yeah, you gotta watch the movie.
It's called Dinner For Two.
- So, obviously dealin' with suicide. - Yes.
And it is mental health awareness month.
How important is it that black men take, you know,
accountability, uh, for our mental health and start really
puttin' an initiative to like get better?
You know, it's horrible because we come from a generation
or just a culture who thinks that, you know,
who looks down upon mental health,
Not necessarily looks down but they don't fully understand it
or grasp, uh, the importance or how much of a figure
it actually is, in living. Especially in our society
We're given so much information and we see so much,
especially at a young age that a lot of us become desensitized
or we deal with things that
we honestly don't even know how to deal with.
What does mental-- what does taking accountability
and what does taking initiative over your mental health,
what does that look like for us as black men?
Man, it, it could be any-- it could be a number of things.
I have to go to therapy, I'm a very strong advocate for therapy.
Everybody needs somebody to talk to
and not just the world, I'm sorry Kanye, it doesn't work like that.
Don't work like that.
I think everybody needs somebody that they can talk to
or somebody that understands how the mind works.
And how to help you unpack certain things
that you probably didn't even know that you were carrying.
Um, meditation, I meditate a lot too, which always helps.
That, uh, meditate over the...
That too, I mean, you know,
you know a strong sexual, um...
You know, er... Appetite, appetite. - Appetite, there you go.
actually helps with the mental as well, you know if--
honestly, honestly, if you really think about it, the--
Yo, I be-- my head be so cloudy, son and I be like--
just so much shit runnin' through my head then--
Oh, the endorphins and the serotonin that runs through your body
after you bust a nut, you good money.
Man, man, you are not as ancient as I know you to be.
Thank you, bro.
There's layers to you man.
There are, I'm like an onion, bro, you just gotta peel 'em back.
Peel back the layers.
I'm like an onion. Ah, I'm not gonna do it.
Yeah, don't, please don't.
I was gonna do it but I'm not gonna do it.
Yep, yep.
But, um, but, yeah, so everybody make sure they check that movie out
when it comes out.
Yes, yeah it should be coming out at the end of the summer.
This ladies and gentlemen is Hold that L.
So the grab is prolly some here, some out to here--
If there's not, all right.
We'll figure it out, we'll figure it out.
We'll figure it out.
I'm not good with this, told ya, dropped outta high school.
But, yeah, Hold That L.
So this is a segment where I get to talk about
who I feel took the L this week.
Um, I had a really good one. It was super deep,
it was super, like introspective,
it was like not even a person, it was a thing.
Shit was gonna be dope, right?
And what happened?
Then I would get on Instagram and I see 50 Cent's Instagram.
And I see ASAP Rocky dressed like a baby mother.
[whistling]
ASAP Rocky has a tendency to dress like a baby mother.
He had the Gucci, I guess it was for the Dapper Dan joint.
Yes.
Which, uh, the-- the garments themselves are very fire.
Well, yeah. Top notch.
And then we know ASAP gets busy when it comes to this dressing stuff.
But whenever you dress that good, you're always gonna take some Ls.
So this week you're holdin' the L because you dressed like...
a college student that was a woman that goes to Spelman.
That's what you dressed like. Um, I get it, Gucci bag, super nice.
Prolly more expensive than my whole life
but doesn't change the fact that...
I wanted to carry your books when I seen it.
[Laughing]
Yo, yo...
Yo, 50 said, I told her to get the strap,
he went and got the bag.
But no they had a very good bid because, you know,
ASAP's from Harlem so you know, he-- they got some jokes.
They some funny [bleep]. They just can't read.
They are, they are funny.
Yeah. Harlem [bleep] can't read well so that's all it really boils down to.
The culture-- the reading culture wasn't too prevalent in Harlem.
It was all about the guy get the mer, I'm gonna get-- get these trues.
- Wow. - Looked like he was pledging Delta.
Wow, okay.
And he had like the natural braid so it look like he was like,
fresh outta break-up.
- Oh, okay. - Yeah, um... 495 --:--:--:-- --> 00:21:06,333 [Laughing]
I wanna-- you know, this is one of those moments where I wanna
ask somebody like, "Yo, is this your mans?" But I can't--
- It's your man. - 'cause it's my mans.
You seen the fit?
- I did see the fit. - What'd you think about it?
You know, Rocky--
When you talk to a [bleep] like, "You know, Rocky, um..."
Na, you know what, you gotta-- listen, Rocky is on some whole
other level shit that I would never--
even come close to, even if I stop everything that I was doin'
and decided to become the biggest fashion [bleep]
Rocky is on a level that I would that I would never even be able to attain
of fashion.
That's a fact, his eye is different.
It's completely different.
So even if I wanted to try to front and say somethin' and joke
and all of that, I can't because
I don't even have the eye to say the right joke.
Like, I would, like...
[bleep] you fly, [bleep] like-- I mean...
Look at you, you fly-ass--
Fly-ass [bleep], like shit.
Eell dressin' ass--
Goddamn.
Y'all agree with me, lemme know below.
That is all we have time for, that's all I have time-- that's all.
I hope y'all been thoroughly pissed off this week.
Mm-hm.
I hope y'all tune in next week, if you don't you better or um...
We gonna send-- we gonna send Pigeon Toe Pete after your ass.
You don't want Pigeon Toe Pete 'cause you can't run from him.
You can't.
You can't run, he gonna make you run in a circle.
[laughing]
Another left -- nah, I'm playin'.
But before I get outta here, make sure you subscribe
to the BET Network's YouTube page for more and follow me,
@mouse_jones.
Yep, yep.
Uh, don't get at me, don't. DM me nudes, but don't get at me.
I don't care about nothin' y'all gotta say.
I don't care 'bout y'all opinions.
I said what I said, um, but, yeah, but make sure you also follow @BET
on all social platforms to complain about everything I just said.
Yep.
And if I've upset you, I promise I will say sorry next week, or will I?
it's been your boy Mouse Jones and this was the first episode of
I'll Apologize Later.
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