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- Why she's happy?

- Because she got fucked, Mom.

- Hi, everyone, I'm Movie Mama.

And today we're filming a very special edition of the series

with a very special woman, my mom.

- Yes.

- And we are gonna be watching "Fifty Shades of Grey."

I've never seen it before,

but she has. - Yes.

- Do you wanna say something about it?

- Every time I wanna be horny, I can watch that movie.

- Great, well, join us. (Mom laughs)

My mom's horny already.

- No, not yet. - We're one minute in.

- Not yet, not yet. - One minute.

- Mom, we need to fall in love with real men. (laughing)

- With real men?

What we have at home? (laughing)

- We have pigeons.

(laughing together)

- Dios mio.

- Dios mio, que calor!

(Mom blows out air)

(Movie Mama gasps) - Aahhh

- He wants to tie her in knots, Mom.

- I never do that.

- Me neither.

- No

- Oh, he's jealous.

- I like when he's, you know when he's celoso.

I love it, I love it! (Movie Mama laughs)

It's the best feeling,

when he show you he's celoso. (Movie Mama laughs)

(Mom laughs)

- Mom, have you only been with one man?

- Yes. - Ugh.

Well, it doesn't matter.

I've been with like 50 and they're all bad.

(laughing together)

- (gasps) "Eat me," "drink me," please.

And then a penis next to it, "suck me."

- "Suck me."

(laughing together)

- (together) Ugghh

(Movie Mama gasps)

Uggghhh!

(both sighing and heavy breathing)

- She needs to quit that job.

- Wait, it's coming.

Don't be anxious. (Movie Mama laughs)

Life is like this, you know?

Work hard, and then work hard.

And then I'm 36 year old, married,

and I'm still working hard. (Movie Mama laughs)

- I like the way he put the key...

- Key!

- It's like he's fucking the door.

- Yeah.

Oh my God, what is that?

- Oh, enjoy that.

- Do you and Dad do that?

- No, never.

(Movie Mama laughs) - But I will ask him.

- Are you dominant?

- You know, I don't know what I am.

(laughing together)

- I know that sometimes I make love.

- Ohhhhhh!

- What he's doing?

- He's licking her pussy, Mom.

- Opa!

(laughing together)

- I don't like...

getting my pussy licked.

- Why don't? - I don't love it.

- Try.

- I've tried. - Relax,

relax - You have to relax.

- You have to relax and you will enjoy.

- What happen with that culo?

- Please, it's a little ass! - It's so small.

- Does dad have a nice ass?

- It's okay.

Not perfect.

- Sex is weird.

- Sex?

Is perfect.

(Movie Mama laughs)

Shut up!

Yes.

- Do we see his penis at all?

- No.

- 'Course we don't.

- He touch the nipples.

- She has really big nipples.

- Yeah, like me.

- You do?

Mine are small. - They are pink.

- Mine are pink and small.

- Mine are...

- Yeah yours are not that dark.

- Mine are, you remember when you,

- Sucked on them?

- yes.

- I don't remember, but I'm sure I sucked on them, no?

- Yeah.

- You need to go have sex.

- With Dad, again?

- No, with someone else. (Mom laughs)

Okay, I pretend that I didn't say that.

- Sorry, Marcos.

- I love you Dad.

Mmm. - I want some spahnky.

- Hm-hmm! - In your butt!

- Spahnky?

- Spahnk. - Oh, spank! (laughing)

- Spank, spank!

Pck, pck, pck, pck!

- She's sweating.

- Like me now.

- Yeah I'm sweating too.

- Hah, no, me, it's the menopause.

(Mom laughs)

- Please, your menopause was 10 years ago.

Stop using that as an excuse for sweating.

- I still.

(glasses clink)

It's the wine, or it's me?

- Mom, you're a slut. (chuckles)

- Hah, no I'm not.

- No I love you, you're not, you're-

she's a slut.

(Mom kisses her cheek)

- Aye, aye, aye no!

- Not that bad.

- No...

No!

Ahh!

- She has really small boobies.

- Yeah, like you.

- I have double Ds, Mom.

- Double D?

Like me, I triple D!

- My God!

- Oh!

Agh...

- Please, why are you grabbing your ass?

He's not even doing anything. - Because just in case,

you know? (Movie Mama laughs)

- I don't wanna

lose my buttginity,

(Movie Mama laughs) for my ass. (laughs)

- Have you ever had anal sex?

- No.

- Really?

- No. - I have.

- Really? - Two times.

- Aye yai yai!

- You should try it, it's fun!

- Why she's happy?

- Because she got fucked, Mom.

- Mmm.

- I love you.

- I love you too.

(Movie Mama kisses Mom)

(Movie Mama chuckles)

- I'm bored.

What if her butt smells?

(laughing together)

- (together) One!

- Two! - Two!

- Aye, I can't see.

- Mom, it's not that bad. - Aye, aye.

Aye!

- Three.

- But she ask him.

- I know!

- What happen with people?

She's crying.

- I'm sorry, she said,

"Let's see what's the worst you can do."

He hit her in the ass a bunch of times and now she's crying.

It's not like he did that bad.

They were a few spankings, I would've enjoyed it.

Mmm!

- Let's see what's gonna happen.

- It ends like that?

- Happy Mother's Day! - Happy Mother's Day!

(Mom kisses Movie Mama)

- [Interviewer] What did you guys think about the movie?

- Okay, I think after 36 year marriage,

I need to try...

some spanky.

- You're gonna ask Dad to spanky?

- Yeah, I'm gonna ask right now.

When I go home I'm gonna ask him.

- Let's be honest, are you gonna ask tonight?

- Not tonight.

(laughing together)

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Illinois Police Say They'll Euthanize All Police Dogs If Marijuana Is Legalized - Duration: 3:11.

One of the unforeseen consequences I guess you would call it of legalizing marijuana

throughout the United States, is the fact that we will immediately, upon legalization,

have to kill so many police dogs in this country.

Now, of course, I don't think we should do that, or that we need to do that, but police

officers in Illinois who run canine training academies said this week that if the state

of Illinois legalizes marijuana, they're just going to have to start killing police dogs.

There's nothing they can do, their hands are tied if we legalize weed, we're killing all

the dogs.

Now, most people correctly pointed out that this is just a scare tactic, trying to play

on people's emotions.

Everybody loves dogs, unless you've got a heart of stone.

Nobody wants to see hundreds of police dogs murdered because we've legalized weed, so

they think maybe we tell them that, threaten them with this, they'll vote against it.

They also go on to tell us that hey, it costs too much to retrain these dogs.

Once you train them to sniff out marijuana, they're always going to want to do that, there's

nothing you can do, because they were trained.

Did you hear that?

Because they were trained.

They learned something, and so they can't learn a new thing, right?

They haven't been properly, according to the police officers in Illinois, they haven't

been properly socialized, so they wouldn't be good family dogs, because you can't, I

guess retrain a dog.

Now, the reason I say it like that is because these people who train the dogs for a living

understand that dogs can learn things.

Dogs can unlearn things.

If they could or couldn't do that, these people wouldn't have jobs.

But now they're telling us that once you teach them something, you can't teach them another

thing.

Nothing about this makes sense, to me this just sounds like a bunch of assholes up in

Illinois who want to go around and kill a bunch of dogs, for no good reason.

There are plenty, plenty of applications for these dogs, other than sniffing out marijuana.

First and foremost, they're also trained to sniff out cocaine, heroin, meth, bombs.

Do those things suddenly go away if we legalize marijuana?

Hell, that'd be great, but I'm pretty sure they're still going to exist.

Therefore, the dogs could still have a job.

Second, if they're not properly socialized to be around families or small children, they

can be used as therapy dogs.

You can train them for other things.

They could be adopted out to maybe a lonely person that doesn't have kids, or anyone else

in their family.

And they will learn the socialization skills as they grow.

That's what happens.

But again, to me, none of their arguments make any sense, none of their arguments are

based in reality.

It's just a bunch of people up in Illinois, a bunch of police officers that just seem

to want to kill a bunch of dogs.

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Saravana MannPaanai Samayal - An Eatery That Serves Traditional Non Veg Lunch Cooked In Clay Pots - Duration: 6:01.

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This is mutton intestine

country chicken uppu kari

mutton sukka

This is where we grow country chicken

we grow only original country chicken, we ourself cut them.

we cook all dishes in clay pots

we use only cold pressed oil

we grind our own masalas

in country chicken uppu kari and fry, mutton chukka, mutton intestine, vanjaram fish fry , quail roast

we are opened from 12 to 5 pm daily......

if there is any order for dinner , we prepare and give...

then there is mutton and country chicken biryani...

we dont use broiler chicken......

how was the taste ??

it was good... the country chicken, biryani everything was good

is this the first time you are coming here ?

this is my first time ....

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PRICELESS! Haley Destroys UN Member Who Claims Trump's Aid Cut Is Immoral Sends Blistering Response - Duration: 6:02.

PRICELESS!

Haley Destroys UN Member Who Claims Trump's Aid Cut Is Immoral Sends Blistering Response.

Nikki Haley has been doing a remarkable job at the United Nations.

She has been increasing the presence and role of the United States, while holding others

accountable for taking advantage of the United States generosity in the past.

Draining the swamp is not the only thing happening in Washington D.C. it is happening in New

York City now too.

When recent reports came out that a United Nations member was talking trash about the

ambassador, as well as the United States she did not take too kindly to them.

And she fought back as a result.

The Every Day Conservative reported,

"And who better to bring the president's message in support of our ally Israel then

our own U.S. Ambassador Nikki Haley, who took to the podium inside the emergency called

assembly, and forcefully delivered America's response to those member nations aligned against

the United States, warning them; "This vote will make a difference on how Americans look

at the U.N.

And on how we look at countries who disrespect us in the U.N.

And this vote will be remembered."

The threat by the U.S. Ambassador was measured and without any drama, however unmistakably

clear, that this president will hold each and every negative vote cast by a member nation

against the United States accountable.

However speaking on a condition of anonymity, a Muslim diplomat told a Reuters reporter,

"States resort to such blatant bullying only when they know they do not have a moral

or legal argument to convince others."

Haley didn't hesitate to fire back: Haley shared Trump's attitude on the matter.

Trump knows who is holding all the cards and America finally has a leader strong enough

to stand up for our nation: Haley made it clear before Thursday's vote that the United

States was "singled out for attack", because President Trump followed through on his commitment

to recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel, as prescribed by American law.

"The United States will remember this day in which it was singled out for attack in

the General Assembly for the very act of exercising our right as a sovereign nation," Haley

told the 193-member General Assembly.

She continued: "We will remember it when we are called upon to once again make the

world's largest contribution to the United Nations, and so many countries come calling

on us, as they so often do, to pay even more and to use our influence for their benefit."

I don't think Nikki Haley is too worried what people are going to think of her as a

result.

As the leader for the United States with the United Nations, she gets to work on partisan

but mostly bipartisan issues concerning human rights.

Which shows in the support that she gets.

A new Quinnipiac University poll found that she had a 63% approval rating with American

voters whereas President Trump had a 39% approval rating.

The Jerusalem Post reported,

"Haley's approval reached across the divide as 75% of Republicans, 55% of Democrats and

63% of Independents responded in support of the former South Carolina governor.

By comparison, self-identified Democrats responded to the poll in similar support of the Democratic

leadership, at 56% for Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) and 55% for House Minority

Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA).

Overall, Schumer polled at 34% while Pelosi received a 30% approval rating.

Schumer is one of 30 Jewish members of Congress.

Haley, seen as a steadying influence in an often tumultuous Trump administration, was

an immediate shift in US involvement at the UN, opining that the body unfairly singles

out Israel in its criticism.

"The council must end its practice of wrongly singling out Israel for criticism," Haley

wrote in a June 2nd op-ed for The Washington Post.

"When the council passes more than 70 resolutions against Israel, a country with a strong human

rights record, and just seven resolutions against Iran, a country with an abysmal human

rights record, you know something is seriously wrong."

In a September op-ed for The Jerusalem Post, she said it is time for UNIFIL, the United

Nations Interim Force in Lebanon, to confront Hezbollah in Lebanon and outlined changes

the US helped implement "which will help disrupt Hezbollah's illegal activity."

She has also taken a hard-line stance against Russia for its attempts to sabotage US elections,

and the Syrian regime for its brutalities in the Syrian Civil War.

"The United States is locked and loaded," Haley told the UN Security Council chamber

after Syrian President Bashar Assad allegedly used chemical weapons against Syrian rebels

in April.

"When our president draws a red line, our president enforces a red line."

Last June, she embarked on a three-day visit to Israel, where she toured Gaza border communities,

Hamas terror tunnels and IDF field hospitals treating Syrian refugees as part of "Operation

Good Neighbor."

At the AIPAC Policy Conference in Washington in March, she received repeated standing ovations

during her address.

She spoke of the UN discouraging peace between Israelis and Palestinians by perpetuating

an "illusion" that the existence of the Jewish state has caused the region's conflicts

and said she hoped to attend the opening of the US embassy in Jerusalem in May.

"Like most Americans, I knew what the capital of Israel was," she said.

"To be more clear, I knew that Jerusalem was, is and will always be the capital of

Israel.""

Haley has done a remarkable job at re-cementing the United States as a powerhouse in international

politics.

Moreover, in ensuring that the United States is not taken advantage of politically or economically

in our generosity for others.

Something that has been a key argument of the Trump administration.

What do you think about this?

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How to replace front anti roll bar link on TOYOTA PRIUS 2 [TUTORIAL AUTODOC] - Duration: 3:10.

Use a socket №17 and a combination spanner №17

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Dick Cheney thanks Trump for pardoning Scooter Libby | American Today - Duration: 1:39.

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Simontive 6 Episode 23 - Duration: 1:55.

Title: Simontive 6 Episode 23 After an Attack?

Simon: I caught you trying to attack me. This is not funny.

Title: A couple hours later in jail

Airport Rabbit: You are now free and pardoned by Simon Chu for your arrest.

Kimon: I must tell Simon right away since I have seen some scary monster thing in Dogland.

Simon: When I found out you were arrested by former DTO members, I pardoned you.

Kimon: I have seen some scary thing with teeth that can move while watching surveillance footage of the airport.

Mr. Dinosaur: This monster might not be able to pass Dogland Customs. We should ask Governor FBI for help

Penguin Jr.: Almost all the fights came from the United States, so Governor FBI can help out with this.

Title: American Embassy Napvile, Budland

Governor FBI: Why are you in the American Embassy?

Title: Picture from Simontive 6 Episode 21 Simon's Island Airport

Simon: Kimon has just reported that a monster who is probably from the United States went into Dogland via Simon's Island Airport. Can you check the flight information and the owner?

Governor FBI: This image seems very real. You should question Airport Rabbit, and I can check some secret government files.

Kimon: Okay, I will check on this soon.

Title: This monster is owned by Green Pig.

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Open Shut Them | Lah-Lah Nursery Rhymes & Kids Songs - Duration: 1:47.

open shut them, open shut them

give a little clap

open shut them, open shut them

lay them in your lap

creep them, creep them, creep them, creep them

right up to your chin

open wide your little mouth but...

do not let them in

shake them, shake them, shake them, shake them

shake them just like this

roll them, roll them, roll them, roll them

blow a little kiss

open shut them, open shut them

give a little clap

open shut them, open shut them

lay them in your lap

creep them, creep them, creep them, creep them

right up to your chin

open wide your little mouth but...

do not let them in

shake them, shake them, shake them, shake them

shake them just like this

roll them, roll them, roll them, roll them

blow a little kiss

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Nightcore - Ignite (Alan Walker & K-319 / Lyrics) ツ - Duration: 3:02.

Fireflies

A million little pieces

Feeds the dying light

And breathes me back to life

In your eyes

I see something to believe in

Your hands are like a flame

your palms, the sweetest pain

Let the darkness lead us into the light

Let our dreams get lost, feel the temperature rise

Baby tell me one more beautiful lie

One touch and I ignite

Like a starship speeding into the night

You and I get lost in the infinite lights

Baby tell me one more beautiful lie

One touch and I ignite

One touch and I ignite

One touch and I ignite

So alive

Your touch is like the daylight

Burning on my skin

It turns me on again

You and I

Survivors of the same kind

And we're the only ones

Dancing on the sun

Let the darkness lead us into the light

Let our dreams get lost, feel the temperature rise

Baby tell me one more beautiful lie

One touch and I ignite

Let the darkness lead us into the light

Let our dreams get lost, feel the temperature rise

Baby tell me one more beautiful lie

One touch and I ignite

One touch and I ignite

One touch and I ignite

Diamonds are forever, but all we need is just tonight

We're monumental tremors that can freeze the speed of life

Just like particles that's falling from heaven all over the stars

Hear you calling for me

Hear you calling me on from afar

Let the darkness lead us into the light

Let our dreams get lost, feel the temperature rise

Baby tell me one more beautiful lie

One touch and I ignite

I feel the heat as we collide

Like a fever that feels so right

Baby tell me one more beautiful lie

One touch and I ignite

One touch and I ignite

One touch and I ignite

One touch and I ignite

One touch and I ignite

One touch and I ignite

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