-I don't get to see you enough. -I know.
-Congrats on everything. -Thank you.
-Your career, as well as your life.
-Thank you. -Dude, you're now married.
-Yeah. I got married almost two years ago.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-It's been that long? -Yeah, it's been that long.
-Oh, my. And how is married life?
-I like half the audience was like, "Oh, two years.
That's not exciting at all." -Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
Has it changed you at all? Is it different, married life?
-Well, it's good. I mean, like, the marriage is great.
I'm -- I inherited a stepcat when I got married.
[ Laughter ] -Oh.
-That she had had for 12 years,
and so then I came in
and the cat was not cool with that at all.
-It was like, "You're not my real dad. Meow."
-Yeah, exactly, exactly, yeah.
I'm like, "Shut up! I'm the guy banging your mom!"
You know, the cat was like, "No, no."
Well, the cat, I mean, I guess from the cat's perspective,
he's sort of like a guy that got passed over for a promotion.
You know what I mean like? -Yeah, he's like --
-Some guy got hired in from the outside above him.
He's like, "I've been here 12 years.
What are you doing?" -Yeah. Yeah.
-He was not cool. And so he --
-But what does he do to you? Like he just he gives you
dirty looks, or -- I don't know cats.
-Well, all cats give dirty looks.
All cats give dirty looks. -They do.
I'm not really a cat person. I don't really know.
-You're not a cat person? I wasn't before either,
but basically he declared war on me very early on
by throwing up on my feet at 7:00 in the morning
every morning, and he knew what he was doing
because he would wait until she would leave.
The door would close, and I'd be asleep and I would just hear,
"Blat, blat, blat." And then just --
And the he would just pace back and forth
and just make eye contact, like --
"What are you going to do? What are you going to do?
Who's she going to believe?" You know?
[ Laughter ]
"Where's your God meow?!"
[ Laughter ] You know, it was like --
like, what are we doing?
-[ Laughs ]
[ Applause ]
Oh, "where is your God meow?"
-Oh, my God. I wish I had done --
♪ A meowment like this ♪
[ Laughter ] ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪
-Are you still doing "The Nerdist?"
-Yeah, yeah. I still do a podcast and still doing
all sorts of fun stuff.
-So you must've had a great year?
I mean, what a great -- for movies alone.
-It's been amazing. So far this year and it's not even over yet.
We had "Black Panther." We had "Avengers: Infinity War."
-Yeah. -We just had "Solo."
We have "Antman 2" coming out, you know.
We have "Incredibles 2." I mean, it's a big year for our kind.
-For our -- [ Cheers and applause ]
-It's a big year for our kind. -I know you get into it.
You got to take a picture with Ron Howard?
-I got -- yes. I took a picture with Ron Howard.
There was a pre-Oscar party.
"Esquire" had this magazine party
and there was a really fancy photo area.
And all the stars from "Solo" were there.
And so obviously I was just creepin' around like,
"Hey, what are you guys doing?" You know?
And Ron Howard came up, and I photobombed him.
-Yeah. -It was great.
This is the picture.
It's a little creepy looking, but there it is.
[ Laughter ]
There's me.
-I mean that is -- -This was the bucket list item
I didn't know I needed to check off.
-That is fantastic. -But there it is.
-That's the greatest photobomb I've ever seen.
-I mean, in full disclosure, just as for credit to Ron.
I asked him if I could photobomb him.
Like, I didn't just photobomb him.
-Oh, okay. -He was -- he took his pictures
and I was like, "Hey, Ron, can I take a picture with you?"
And he goes, "Sure," and he kind of went to put
the arm around me, and I'm like,
"no, now I'm going to give you a task."
So I said, "I want to photobomb you."
And immediately he was like, "Yeah, I get it.
I'll just stand here." Like he totally got it.
-Yeah, right. So he did this pose?
-Yeah, he did this pose and this is me.
-That's him acting and he knew that you were doing it.
-He knew that I was doing this. -He's a genius.
-And I think they actually put this in "Esquire" magazine.
-Is that right? -The photobomb actually made it
into "Esquire" magazine. Yeah.
-Can we just talk about Red Nose Day?
-Yeah, please. -You're hosting this,
and, man, oh, man -- God, this thing made me really laugh hard.
And only because you're okay. -Yeah, I'm fine.
-But they -- They announce you. It's the big thing, live,
NBC, it's --
-This is why I love live television so much.
-I just love it so much. I want to show everyone a clip.
-This the very beginning of the show last year.
-The very beginning of the show last year.
Chris Hardwick, "Red Nose Day Special."
Watch this.
-Red Nose Day Presentation.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Whoop! There he goes! -Down!
-I already fell.
Down he goes. -It's a great fall, dude.
-Down he goes. Yeah.
-I thought you were a pro. Dude, it's so good,
and it's so -- it's so good, but you really went right into it.
And you're like, "Yeah, that's right.
That's the way to start off." -Well, so, basically,
they had this shiny -- We shot outside here at 30 Rock.
And it was raining all day.
And they had this glossy material that looked great
on television, but it was essentially a slip and slide.
So all day long,
people were falling on their ass and I'm like,
"I'm not going to do it."
And as soon as they were like, "three, two, one, go,"
I was like, "Hello!" And my feet were up in the air.
-It's a perfect fall. -And I actually was --
I argued with people on Twitter who were like,
"Nice Pratt fall, bro." I'm like, "It was a real fall!"
-That is such a real fall.
It has raised over $100 million.
-Over $100 million here in this country in the last,
like, three or four years. Yeah, it's a really great thing
and it's for -- it's for charity.
So if you see those red noses at, like, Walgreens
or Duane Reade or whatever, you buy one for a buck,
and you put it on and it supports charity.
And, you know, we're going to raise hopefully more.
The last year we raised like $30 some million.
-Wow. -So, hopefully we're --
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah. -It's a great thing.
It's a great cause. This Thursday, NBC, like --
we're giving the whole prime time,
everything is going to be for Red Nose.
-Yeah, there's a Red Nose-themed "America Ninja Warrior,"
Red Nose-themed "Hollywood Game Night,"
and our special is live at 10:00.
Watch me try to walk properly! -No.
-It'll be great. -You're going to be fantastic.
We love you, Chris Hardwick. -Thank you, I love you, too,
Jimmy Fallon. Thank you so much.
-That is Chris Hardwick. -Wow!
-Watch "The Red Nose Day Special" this Thursday
at 10:00 p.m. on NBC.
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