Youtube daily May 5 2018

*sigh*

Hey kids

and welcome to the video series that slowly destroys my mental state

If there's something really bad I will put a blur on it

well

I don't want the yellow mark of doom

but still

even if there's a blur

You still not a fan of this kind of content

stop watching now

Final warning

there's no going back

You good?

Then here's the first word

I see

Stuff on Yahoo Auction with ridiculous prices

What!?

What!?!?

2

2

2.5 billion yen!?

P...Pizza potato chips

This has to be a joke

The starting price is

49,800yen

What the hell!?

This has got to be a hoax

I remember there was a potato shortage and they stopped making pizza potato chips

but this is ridiculous

Guitar?

9million yen?

Is this Kurt Cobain's guitar or something?

What are they selling?

A person?

50,000yen

isn't that a bit cheap??

Not that I'd buy him

A product that stupid people can't see

PDRsan is stupid, so I can't see it

Can any of you guys see it?

I glad nobody has bid on this

Next

it's the website of a hospital

that looks pretty dodgy

but that website is gone

and their website currently looks like

this

just looks like a normal Japanese hospitals website

the reason I'm explaining this is

The original website this hospital had

it has lots of flashing next in different colors

and I thought I needed to warn you before I show it

If you have epilepsy or any kind of flashing stuff makes you feel ill

you probably shouldn't watch this part

Oh!

If that Pokemon episode with Porygon

made you feel ill skip to 4:01

so

if you're not good with that stuff

skip to 4:01

Okay so this is the hospitals old website

it is hard to look at

I can't believe this was their actual website

it looks like an old porn site or something

it looks ready to give your computer a virus

w....what...

Who made this and thought it was okay???

and

apparently they used this site from 1998-2013

and before when you opened the site it played the theme song of a famous Japanese cop show

but they stopped when they were threatened by the Japanese Society for Rights of Authors, Composers and Publishers (JASRAC)

Cup yaki soba

and a cockroach

This is the cup yaki soba that was in the news (someone found a cockroach in their cup yaki soba a few years ago and sued the company)

People are saying bad things about it

but personally

I think it's great

Let's eat some

pour the sauce on

it looks beautiful

it looks delicious

P: Why?

First lets eat some noodles

it tastes great

P: This guy...

time to eat the roach

P: OH FUCK

(not only is he eating a roach, but they way he eats is fucking gross...)

P: That is fucking disgusting

So tasty!

P: Don't lie!

I don't understand why that person sued the company

I think I'll add some more

P: fuck

P: That's mank

Delicious !

P: I give up!

Why?

is this what unfunny comedians resort to

eating cockroaches!?

That's fucking gross

Oh, but

SusuruTV (guy who eats ramen every day ) if you're watching

You should try cockroach ramen!

What am I looking at?

The fuck is that?

This is

It's a decomposing drowned corpse

I'm scared that I feel nothing while looking at this...

sounds like we're in for a ride

Self proclaimed number 1 masochist in Japan

Hentai slave for life Seiichi

Oh, God...

Today I will be introducing the self proclaimed number 1 masochist in Japan Seiichi

he messaged me a week ago

saying that he wanted me to show his exploits to the world

so I decided to introduce him to you on the weekend

First he has lots of obscene tattoos all over his body

He has a massive Dragon going down from his lower abdomen to his legs

under his armpit he has a penis with a nail in it

and a vagina on his breast

on his stomach he has in kanji Hentai Slave

Dude, get better quality tattoos

He says that he is addicted to getting tattoos

after pretty much tattooing his whole body

he decided to

tattoo over his tattoos

with the kaniji Hentai Slave

He got this tattoo at a viewing party

wow...

I just saw something...

He's really into

body modifications

he got all of his bodily removed

he slit open his urethra

he cut open his penis with pliers

and removed his balls

he can no longer stand up and pee

he also burned what was left with a lighter

and destroyed as much as possible

the picture on the side is what is left of his...

he burned his nipples and cut them off

I'm done

why??

The fuck is wrong with people!?

Last word

I know this is going to be horrifying

so I'm going to time how long I can watch it for

got the stopwatch app ready

The wind is intense today

The three necessities in life are

food

sex

and sleep

*babbles on about how humans need to eat to live*

let's slip this part

OH NO

What is this Harakiri Banzai?

i wonder if Harakiri was inspired by this?

Seriously?

(please enjoy the drink)

What do you mean enjoy!?!?

(haa)

is he enjoying his drink?

Don't look at the camera! (one of the dudes broke the fourth wall XD)

the dude on the left does not want to drink that

(What do you think of our complimentary drink?)

(it's very fresh)

(and very tasty)

Liar!

The dude on the left has barley drank his

I swear he wasn't told about this

the guy on the right just chugged his...

(Mr. Tokugawa is there something wrong?)

(I was just enjoying the smell...)

(inaudible)

(Enjoy your drink sir)

He's lost for words

Did he take a job offer not knowing what it was?

Don't force yourself...

wow...

(Sorry to keep you waiting)

(next are the appetizers)

(vegetable sticks)

(dip them in out special sauce)

Ohhhhh fuckin hell

What the fuck did this guy eat!?

I can hear faint laughter from the person filmimg

is this some kind of sick prank???

I don't know how much more I can take...

Really?

(Enjoy)

they both look like they don't want to eat that

(yum)

(How is it sir?)

(I'm glad you like it)

(Amazing)

What the fuck do you mean amazing

Why?

This video is making me talk like Dekakin when he's angry

Oh fuck oh fuck

No, I can still do this!

I'm crying XD

No way!

I think I'll skip the Appetizer

Ohhhh NO

What did this guy eat!?!?

let's skip some more

(wow good job)

(thank you sir)

They're gonna make them eat that

with no rice

what about the rice?

(Enjoy)

At least give them some rice

they're gonna just eat it raw...

no no no no

No no no no

Please don't eat it

i watched around 5 minutes...

why did I watch it for that long...

Please give me a thumbs up if you enjoyed the video(^o^)b

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This series...

you guys like it right?

I know a lot of you like watching me suffer

this is only the second time

well not overall

but on this channel it's only the second time

and I think it's one of the worst ones so far

my last video is pretty tame compared to this, so I suggest watching that to cleanse the pallet

Bye!!!(^-^)

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Download a photo that you will use, check the image size and its square ratio.

Use rectangular tool to draw square 2m, 2m

Be sure to Import the photo and use image as texture is selected.

Use move tool to get the image down to the ground.

Select all and make component. Be sure that always face camera and shadows face sun options are selected.

Set component axes. Then click create.

Go to view and select shadow.

Cut white color space surround the photo to prevent its shadows. Before using freehand tool lift click 3 times onthe component to select it.

Highlight the outside area and delete it.

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And there was a paticularly special one at Seoul's presidential office.

Cheong Wa Dae made some children's days,... by inviting around 200 children and their

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Hello it's Kinoshita Yuka ( English subtitles by ~Aphexx~)

So today tadaa I'm here in China right now

You can't see everything on this wall but I'm sure you got a glimpse of it earlier

This is a restaurant that is famous for its crawdads

These are the crawdads they look amazing

alrighty lets dig in itadakimasu

This is a crawdad Let's peel it open

This is how it looks when it's peeled they look so tiny

It's very yummy though

I'm still a bit clumsy at peeling them so I'll have them peeled for me this is watermelon juice

a bunch came out

def watermelon and so yummy

So much to eat here I don't k eat I don't know which dish I want to eat first

tofu noodles

these are apparently famous for this region in china

Got a bit of a spicy hit to it and its so yummy

It's favored nicely with soy sauce and garlic

There's even a salad as well

its a regular salad flavor its pretty good you can taste some garlic in it

These are super tiny shrimp

you can eat them with the shells on Its flavored with a sweet and savory sauce

century egg

yummy I love this stuff

these are edamame

They totally look like mushrooms

is this some sort of bread?

it is bread they totes look like shrooms

is it sweet bean paste thats inside here?

its sweet its a sweet bean paste

since its made with tofu it feels so healthy

This is probably frog

It tastes just like chicken yum

?inaudible?

its a bit spicy

its very spicy my lips on are on fire

fried rice

it reminds me of a fried rice available at a chinese restaurant in japan

?inaudible?

the skins are so firm and delish

chicken feet

It's got a sweet flavor And very yummy

we have frogs in this pot

?inaudible? tastes like chicken?

so spicy it burns

I think these are cucumbers

yum sweet and tangy

the cucumbers are so crunchy

clams they look so yummy

You can taste the garlic And it's so very yummy

I love how it tastes makes you crave rice

tadaa and now all the crawfish have been peeled

they're so tiny now when they looked so big earlier

the meat is flavored so well its so very yummy

the meat is very tiny

corn

sweet and delish

I'll eat these shrimp with this

it really stings the nostrils so yummy

so spicy

~~~~~ inaudible ~~~~

its so sour that it keeps you coming back for more

last mouthful itadakimasu

gochisosamadeshita The crawdads were so yummy

Quite a few the dishes were very spicy but they were nice and yummy

they all went so good with rice I look forward to trying more food in this region

Also yummy want you all please give it a try as well And as always thank you for watching if there is anything

You want me to do or eat please tell me in the comment section below if you like this video please hit the like And Subscribe buttons BAI BAI

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London Bridge is falling down

Falling down, falling down.

London Bridge is falling down

My fair lady.

Build it up with iron bars

Iron bars, iron bars

Build it up with iron bars

My fair lady.

Iron bars will bend and break

Bend and break, bend and break

Iron bars will bend and break

My fair lady.

Build it up with needles and pins

Needles and pins, needles and pins

Build it up with needles and pins

My fair lady.

Pins and needles rust and bend

Rust and bend, rust and bend

Pins and needles rust and bend

My fair lady.

Build it up with penny loaves

Penny loaves, penny loaves

Build it up with penny loaves

My fair lady.

Penny loaves will tumble down

Tumble down, tumble down

Penny loaves will tumble down

My fair lady.

Build it up with silver and gold

Silver and gold, silver and gold

Build it up with silver and gold

My fair lady.

Gold and silver I have not got

I have not got, I have not got

Gold and silver I have not got

My fair lady.

Here's a prisoner I have got

I have got, I have got

Here's a prisoner I have got

My fair lady.

What's the prisoner done to you?

Done to you, done to you,

What's the prisoner done to you?

My fair lady.

Stole my watch and broke my chain

Broke my chain, broke my chain

Stole my watch and broke my chain

My fair lady.

What will take to set him free?

Set him free, set him free

What will take to set him free?

My fair lady.

One hundred pounds will set him free

Set him free, set him free

One hundred pounds will set him free

My fair lady.

One hundred pounds, we have not got

Have not got, have not got

One hundred pounds, we have not got

My fair lady.

Then off to prison he must go

He must go, he must go

Then off to prison he must go

My fair lady.

Say the man to watch all night

Watch all night, watch all night

Say the man to watch all night

My fair lady.

So Policeman should fall asleep

Fall asleep, fall asleep

So Policeman should fall asleep

My fair lady.

Give him a pipe to smoke all night

Smoke all night, smoke all night

Give him a pipe to smoke all night

My fair lady.

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Garbage Truck (Xe chở rác điều khiển từ xa)

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