If you can't beat them
Buy them
It has been revealed
Google offered $30 Billion to Snapchat
to...
buy...
Snapchat
Google has failed at Social time and time again
Remember Google Plus?
Yeah, that sucked
Shame!
Shame!
Shame!
and if you're old enough to remember Google Buzz and Google Wave well... ha...
Yeah, the Internet is getting older
Techcrunch is reporting that
Google really offered $30 Billion to Snapchat
right before it released its IPO earlier this year
now why am I bringing this up?
Only a few short years ago Mark Zuckerberg offered $3 billion to Snapchat
Hey, it was the hot app at the time, everybody thought it was just this filter thing
but they forgot one other thing that Snapchat's good at
Bullshitting everyone
Yeah those pictures don't go away...
Sorry kids...
They're on a server somewhere
and raising money
and convincing you that Snapchat glasses are the wave of the future and somehow are going to be the future of augmented reality
So here we are in 2017, they've been offered ten times what Mark Zuckerberg offered them
and what's really happened?
Instagram has copied Stories
Now there are more users on Instagram Stories than there are on Snapchat
But Snap
Not Snapchat, Snap is now the company that owns Snapchat
Keep up with me
yeah, their CEO Evan Spiegel, he doesn't want to sell to anybody
yeah, how's that IPO doing?
you should sell dude
Sell NOW.
In my opinion, Snap and Snapchat, they don't innovate
Crappy camera glasses that cost $130, that's not innovation
those are crappy camera-glasses that just cost $130
so what's on the horizon?
They do have a high valuation and could acquire companies for mostly stock
so they could "innovate by acquisition"
however...
Apple has more cash
Amazon has more cash
Google has more cash
Facebook has more cash
I'm not saying that Snapchat's not a player
Because huh? Evan Spiegel?
Does he not scream "Player?"
Sup, Player?
I'm just saying that I don't get it
I kind of feel like it's here today, gone tomorrow. Kind of like one of it's main features with pictures right?
A disappearing act?
*RIMSHOT
Thank you Rimshot Monkey!
So maybe it's not just about Social...
Everybody knows what virtual reality is
But augmented reality has sort of been relegated to Pokemon Go
It's going to be a lot bigger than that. It's going to be more like Magic Leap
Google already has over $500 million invested into Magic Leap
Some of the analysis is saying
Together, they could align their Google Glass and Snap Spectacles hardware efforts to build a powerful but appealling AR device.
However, Google's open, engineering-driven culture could clash with Snap's secretive, design-driven culture.
Oh my God, what will we do?
I have a solution
put the teams on different floors
just put them on different floors
Can you do that for me? Can you make something cool?
Thank you.
So my question to you is, "Should Snapchat sell to Google for thirty billion freakin' dollars?
I don't... know what... this.... is
A. YES
B. NO
C...
Why should they? They're F@$%in' Snapchat!
Let me know in the comments below!
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or hit me up on Twitter @BOBJENZ
Don't bother with Snapchat @BOBJENZ, even though it exists, I don't use it
and as always, you're welcome Internet!

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