Before we get to the news,
Donald Trump gave a press conference
right before we started taping,
which means it's time for "Breaking Crazy."
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President Trump this afternoon gave a press conference
that can only be described as clinically insane.
You know that list of side effects
at the end of a pharmaceutical ad?
He apparently has all of them.
[ Laughter ]
He said among other things that there were very fine people
on both sides of the events of Charlottesville.
He asked if people on the left have any guilt
that the white supremacists became violent,
and then he said this...
-Many of those people were there to protest the taking down
of the statue of Robert E. Lee, so this week it's Robert E. Lee.
I notice that Stonewall Jackson's coming down.
I wonder, is it George Washington next week?
And is it Thomas Jefferson the week after?
You know, you really do have to ask yourself,
where does it stop?
-Where does it stop? Buddy, we've been asking
ourselves that question since January.
[ Laughter, cheers and applause ]
Normally when someone is talking that level of crazy,
Batman crashes through the ceiling and punches him.
[ Laughter ]
Trump is like a bad waitress in a crappy diner
who's trying to get fired so she can go to a concert.
[ Laughter ]
Here's a picture of General John Kelly,
his new Chief of Staff, during this press conference.
[ Laughter ]
Look at that guy. Trump is so fully out of his mind,
he broke a general.
[ Laughter ]
That guy's been in wars.
[ Laughter ]
Congress, isn't this enough? Cut bait on the President.
It's time to let this crazy bitch go to the concert.
This has been "Breaking Crazy."
[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Applause continues ]
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