you
Oh
you and your kids can stay down here
forever your father came and is about to
become mine now what are we going to do
we're trapped and our father needs our
help
that's this mayhem mother said that as
long as the silver goblet is with us she
would always be there to help us and if
I could remember when I noticed the blue
smile then we could use it to collect
the mystical water that has an Alexis an
Espada well again why don't you and the
rest of our sisters go ahead and search
for the vial of a liquid well Derek and
I see if we can find another way back to
the kingdom that's a good idea
means the ruffian see if you can find it
come on let's pick Oh Oh Derek I wish we
could find a way to return to the
kingdom and say father
then I can help your wish come true find
the three parts of the Magic Flute and
then Derek can use the 52 enchants
each pair of dancing slippers for the
princesses then when you found the vial
of elixir you and your sisters can use
your love of family and dance together
with the elixir to make your father when
again and save the kingdom if you and
while I search your head screw tonight
to try a different path we'll meet you
down at the boathouse if you lose your
way or aren't sure what to do who to fly
over and help you good luck Genevieve to
help Genevieve I'm the elixir you need
to find the three pieces of the magic
sleep super good eye out for Twyla
she'll lead you to each of the three
parts
good luck the magic turn we need to
collect as many of these as we can
before they disappear
standing on this platform will help you
to the other side
I press the X button to make this man
hey you look at those gams long there's
it's quite wrong
laughs hey would you just hear the first
part of the flute must be stuck in one
of these trees Twyla there has to be a
way for us to find it and get it down
hmm that's right Twyla we do need to use
our head to think this through but what
are we going to use - not the flew out
from the trees oh I see you want to use
your head to knock the flute out of the
tree okay Twyla let's do it
Twyla is going to use the phone apple
jam to try and knock the first piece of
the flute down from the tree for us to
help her use the directional buttons or
the left analog stick to move her left
and right so she can take the jam yeah
remember to keep Twyla underneath of all
an apple jam
keep going until the fruit drop from the
tree
good luck great joy
not one
keep going we're doing great
awful mr. Guam
all right we almost have it
great going we got the first part of a
blue let's go find the rest of it all
right we found the first part of the
flute can you were amazing Tyla hahaha
let's hope it's just as much fun finding
the remaining two parts hey Twyla wait
for me hey don't forget to wait
[Music]
one for Twila she'll be waiting to help
us come on let's follow try one another
spinning emblem hmm it looked as if the
mother magpie has the second part of the
flute Twila there has to be some way we
can get it from her
good thinking Twila we can help the
mother magpie feeder babies hole they
sure do seem hungry to help some other
Magpies eater babies use the directional
button or the left analog stick to move
gently get in a good position then press
the X button to throw berries as soon as
Genevieve has another berry in my hand
use the directional buttons for the left
analog stick to lose
geneviève into position and then press
the X button to throw another berry each
of the babies will settle down to sleep
when they've eaten two berries as soon
as you said them all the mother magpie
will fly down and give you the second
part of the flute good luck well great
throwing the seesee Cheryl hungry what a
good throw but not quite close enough
oh great bro we'll be done in no time at
all well alright let's keep going we're
doing great because the wrong
the babies will be dead in no time at
all yeah wait there a baby Man fly way
to go nearly I think the wings of fat
barriers right wrong we'll be done in no
time at all
[Applause]
what the hell but not quite close enough
we did it
we said all the data's all right we've
got the second part of the flue those
baby Shearer hungry Twila they were cute
too
and now we only have the third part of
the flute to find well it sure looks
like Twyla knows where we're going
looks like Carla's a heavy box
come on let's try again
this will happen again oh I'm sure it's
safe enough for us just like Twila must
have use these platforms let's find her
next hurry and find the flute so we can
help the princesses find the file of
Alexis looks like Twyman wrong let's go
find her
we're doing great
let's
[Music]
oh look it's Twyla he may have found the
final pieces of link the final end room
let's check it out how are we found two
parts of the flute Derek just referred
to go and then we can help my sisters
search for the elixir it has to be
around here somewhere
hey Genevieve look at the doors on the
boathouse I wonder if that's where we'll
find the third part of the flute ah
looks like a jigsaw
why don't we match the pieces and see
what we find that's a great idea scooch
what do you think Genevieve I think we
should definitely give it a try come on
let's go use the directional button or
the left analog stick to move between
the jigsaw
that's not quite right try a different
song
great job
Becky fits perfectly trial any other
painters to find the third part of the
police you'll need to complete this
presentation
perfect then keep going
we'll find the third part of the flutes
in no time at all just a few more pieces
to go great job set he fits perfectly
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Confusing News | 핵갈린 늬우스 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.29] - Duration: 5:27.
(Confusing News)
This is the North Korean news.
After 10 years of development, North Korea
has finally made a fan that's cool without blades.
How could it be cool
if it has no blades?
It's made of ice.
How is that, Comrade Byeoli?
Wow! It's so cool!
It's a gift. Take it.
Thank you.
Be careful as falling asleep with this on
could flood your room at night.
Next is news on South Korea.
Child abuse is quite severe in South Korea.
Child abuse is so severe in South Korea
that a child that needs a mother's milk
is lied to and told that this is a mother's breast.
Children are put on leash like dogs!
They're not even properly potty trained.
They urinate on the street!
We contain our pity at their cruelty!
Now, it's time to meet a famous person.
We'll bring in Comrade Lee Jeomrye
who is a spy in South Korea.
Hello.
I've just terrorized South Korea.
I'm Lee Jeomrye!
And what kind of terrorism did you commit?
I've spread a malicious virus
on the server of Korea's most popular
mobile messenger.
And what is that virus?
- It's me! / - Goodness!
As a result, the angry people
said this was more like their aunt
than an emoticon causing them to start
using messenger pigeons instead of the app
covering all of South Korea in pigeon poop
in this revolution I caused!
Good work.
And that's not all.
I've placed a large bomb at a concert
for I.O.I, a popular Korean girl group.
And what is that large bomb?
It's me!
How horrifying!
As a result, the people singing along to "Pick Me"
ended up passing out
and the people chanting "I.O.I"
started chanting "gross,"
turning the concert into a funeral
in this revolution I caused!
I will give it my all to make
South Korea a mess.
I'm Lee Jeomrye!
Good work.
Next, we'll watch news on the Supreme Leader
who has come to Hyeju village.
♪ Flash, flash ♪
♪ In command ♪
Our Supreme Leader can stop
a missile coming from the U.S.
with his bare hands.
And he cleans his teeth with that missile!
Supreme Leader, this is a bulletproof vest
that can stop any bullet.
Save me! Save me!
He was sent to a world without bullets.
Supreme Leader, I brought beef.
I know it's your favorite.
(U.S. beef)
Save me! Save me!
You stupid fatty!
He says meat has no nationality.
♪ Flash, flash ♪
What a lovely sight.
Lastly, Reporter Lee Changho is in South Korea
to give us news on South Korea.
Reporter Lee Changho!
This is Reporter Lee Changho in South Korea.
I am at a South Korean ophthalmic clinic.
And what is an ophthalmic clinic?
It's a new kind of torture center.
Here people's eyes are maliciously tortured.
A person's eyeballs are
roasted with this red light!
I can't see. I can't see.
They locked her up and didn't feed her.
She looks for a grain of rice
stuck on this spoon!
I see a red house on a hill.
This comrade is hallucinating!
Now, just close your eyes.
Another comrade has gone somewhere
where there is no return.
If there's a hell, it's this place here!
The people of North Korea, have a lovely night.
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The Most Sensitive People | 세.젤.예 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.29] - Duration: 5:17.
(The Most Sensitive People)
What's this?
My stocks fell again!
They said this was a hot tip!
I never should've believed them!
Geez!
How could you believe that, you idiot?
Geez, always so...
How could you believe that, you idiot?
- Mister. / - Yes?
Did you tease me for my stocks crashing?
What are you saying?
I lost my entire life savings in the stock market!
- I didn't... / - I'm totally ruined!
- Excuse me. / - Yes.
- Gosh, you must be an athlete. / - Yes.
A female wrestler?
- Wrestler? / - What?
- Mister! / - Yes.
I do flying yoga.
- Not wrestling. / - Isn't that thigh band?
It's not a thigh band!
I hang from this.
You hang from the ceiling on cloth?
Of course I'd hang on cloth!
You think I need to hang on chains?
- That's not what I... / - Forget it.
Sorry.
I'll have this.
That's been dropped from the menu.
- Drop? / - Yes.
All my stock prices have dropped!
- No... / - Why do you keep bringing that up?
- I never said that. / - Geez...
This guy is saying strange things.
- Hello. / - Welcome... Hey!
- Comedian Oh Nami! / - Yes.
Wow! I'm a big fan! In person you're so...
- Mister. / - Yes?
I didn't do anything so why are you laughing?
No, I was just...
Oh! Just looking at my face is funny?
No, I didn't mean that...
Oh, come on. I know about you.
You have the body of a model.
Oh! I have the body of a model...
- No... / - But I have the face of a comedian?
No! Don't be like that.
Please have a seat. What would you like?
Forget it.
Where are your beverages?
Here. Flip to the back.
Flip on her back?
Yes. What?
Mister, I am not wrestler! Why would I flip someone?
What's your problem?
No, I didn't mean..
Forget it.
This. What's this?
This is our beef stew.
It's made with a delicious beef stock.
- Stock? / - Yes.
- Stock? / - Not that stock...
Why would you mention stock in front of me?
I'm so stressed over stocks
that I'm about to go bald!
Alright, alright! Geez...
The customers today are atrocious!
Did you just say my face looks atrocious?
Gosh! No!
I never said that you were atrocious, Nami.
Oh, so I'm atrocious doing flying yoga?
Is that what you're saying?
- Why are you all being this way? / - Unbelievable.
Gosh, please stop.
What a day...
Hey!
You're Harry Potter!
I am not Harry Potter.
- What? / - I'm a church preacher.
Isn't this magic wand?
I came from conducting the church choir.
Alright, alright.
That's enough.
Please order.
Cast a spell?
Like that?
- What was that? / - Why would I cast a spell?
I am not a wizard.
Alright, alright. What would you like?
What would you like?
Does this fish dish come with a whole fish?
Not a whole fish. Just half.
Half?
Yes! All my stocks are worth half now!
Why do you keep bringing that up?
No! That's not what I meant.
Forget it.
I'll have this.
This chicken.
Oh, the chicken wings?
Chicken wing slam?
What the...
- Like this... / - No!
Why do you keep using wrestling terms?
What's your deal, mister?
- I never said that... / - You didn't?
- Yes. / - Don't make me laugh.
Don't make you laugh?
I was just sitting here!
I can't believe this.
- Gosh, what's with you all? / - Excuse me.
- Yes. / - This, this and this.
One of each.
I should write this down..
I only have this magic marker.
Magic?
I don't know magic!
Why? Because I am not Harry Potter!
Alright.
Why is the floor so dirty?
I'm sorry.
Look at this rag...
- Rags? / - What?
I'll be in rags now because of my stocks!
Why do you keep mentioning that?
- No, I... / - What's your deal? Tell me.
- No... / - Tell me!
Stop it! I don't want to wrestle with words!
Yes! I don't want to wrestle either!
I want to do yoga, mister!
What's your deal...
Hey. Don't make strange faces.
I never made strange faces!
I was just sitting here!
- Please stop... / - Why you...
Sit still! That's enough!
I wish these customers would just
go poof and disappear!
Why would you look at me and say that?
- No... / - I don't know how to do that!
Stop being ridiculous!
Yes, I'm sorry.
I can't catch a break even...
Break even?
I didn't even break even!
- It's looking really bad now! / - Alright.
I look really good now!
I'm wearing full makeup!
Why is a celebrity getting angry?
- Why can't a celebrity get angry? / - Stop it!
- I can't believe this! / - That's enough!
Whatever! Just leave!
Abracadabra?
Why would you say that spell?
I am not a wizard!
I can't take this any longer!
What the...
What's going on?
Look at that!
He's levitating things with his magic!
We're moving things into the floor above you.
Huh? What the...
It's a ladder car for moving in upstairs!
Geez, this guy...
Is so insensitive!
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Idiotic Robot | 봇말려 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.29] - Duration: 5:52.
(Idiotic Robot)
I'm so bored.
What the... Where did he go?
Jinho-bot! Jinho-bot!
Did you call, master?
I have no emotions.
I am Jinho-bot.
I do not have a heart.
I do not have a heart.
I do not have a heart.
Jinho-bot, I'm so bored.
Do you have any entertaining functions?
Yes, master.
I have an audio book mode.
- Choose the novel you want. / - Great.
- First, "Shower." / - No.
- Second, "The Old Man and the Sea." / - No, no.
Third, "My Friend's Sister's Secret."
Hey! That sounds good!
- Do that one! / - Yes, master.
Audio book mode.
It seemed nobody was home at my friend's house.
I only heard my friend showering.
But what appeared before me a moment later was...
My friend's older sister wearing just a shower gown.
She suddenly grabbed my hand and...
Wow!
Why did you stop reading?
If you want to know what happens next,
pay for the full version.
Hold on...
Here.
Hurry and read it! Hurry!
Transaction complete.
My friend's sister grabbed my hand and said this...
What?
I'm Optimus Prime.
What?
The friend's sister is a robot?
It's science fiction.
What? What was that?
Forget it. I want a refund.
Why? How did you expect it to go?
No, I thought the friend's older sister...
Since she just took a shower...
Don't look at me like...
No need for that!
- Parcel delivery! / - Okay.
I didn't order anything.
Is there a Mr. Jinho-bot?
You ordered this?
I told you to leave it with security.
I'm sorry.
Stop being ridiculous and start cleaning.
Yes, master.
Geez...
Cleaning mode.
On.
Do a good job cleaning.
Do a good job cleaning.
- What? / - What?
- Hey! / - Hey.
- I'm talking to you! / - I'm talking to you.
- You! / - Me?
- You! / - Me.
- Yeah! You! / - Me.
What the...
You ordered a robot vacuum cleaner?
You're only getting better at scheming.
If you keep acting like this,
I'll sell you to the junk yard!
Are you sulking?
I am not.
You are sulking.
I said I am not.
What the...
Such a strange one...
Honey!
Hi, honey.
Hi, Jinho-bot.
- Honey. / - Yeah.
- Want to hear a joke? / - Yeah, yeah.
What do ducks eat after school?
- What? / - Quackers.
This is so funny.
Where did my belly button go?
Searching, searching...
Searching for Miss Somi's belly button.
What are you doing?
- Me too! Me too! / - Go.
If ice cream dies...
Die hard.
- So die hard... / - Honey.
That was really lame.
- Die hard... / - So chilly...
Geez, that was so corny.
I...
What's with him?
Heating mode.
Honey, this is my robot.
I put him on heating mode
in case I catch a cold.
But still! Get off, get off!
I'm cold too. Warm me too.
- Boiler on. / - What the...
You should've done that in the first place!
Is that better?
You just stay still!
- Honey. / - Yeah.
Remember we're meeting my friends today.
- Oh, right! / - I knew you'd forget!
Get ready and come down.
- I'll get ready. / - Alright.
Get ready? Hold on...
My face looks good enough.
You two... Don't laugh.
Don't just stand there.
Recommend some clothes that would suit me.
Yes, master.
Coordinator mode.
What?
What?
What is it?
It's the heart that matters. Nothing else.
What?
I have a handsome face!
Stop laughing!
Geez!
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Killjoys Official Trailer (SUB ITA) - Duration: 0:59.
We offer one, simple service to all of our clients.
Our agents are guided by one principle. One code.
- What is that code? - The warrant is all.
You are locked and served.
Killjoys!
We will cross contested jurisdictions.
Find who or what you're looking for and bring it back to you, in the condition requested.
I need this done cleanly and quietly.
My eyes are up here.
Prisoners drop-off.
Killjoys, ah?
Level Four Warrants are "Live or Dead", right?
Yeah.
Dead it is.
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Stitchers Season 2 Teaser (SUB ITA) - Duration: 0:10.
What do you see?
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I have never been scared like that before.
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Stitchers 2x02 Sneak Peek "Hack Me If You Can" (SUB ITA) - Duration: 1:09.
You guys are the hottest couple ever.
- Oh! - Actually, we're not...
We... We're not sure...
if this is the right bike for us.
Right, Pumpkin?
Actually, I didn't even know
that shnookums wanted a motorcycle
until he died last week.
You did what now?
But lucky for muffin I was there to save him.
- Why tempt fate, right? - Yeah.
- Okay, so I guess this is... - I guess I'll take it.
Sold.
Oh, man!
My first motorcycle.
Aren't you a little young for a mid-life crisis?
Oh!
We actually gotta go to work.
Is there anyway that we can put this aside for later?
I'll be back.
'Cause Arnold said that in "Terminator 2". He rides a motorcycle. Sorry.
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Spear and Shield | 창과 방패 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.29] - Duration: 3:54.
(Spear and Shield)
I'm almost at Hapjeong Station.
Yeah. See you soon.
Patented blush for sale.
Just put it on and it'll make anyone look bubbly.
Blush for sale!
Patented hair gel for sale.
Just put some on and it'll make anyone sleazy.
Hair gel for sale!
Want to see the miracle of becoming
instantly bubbly?
Want to see the miracle of becoming
instantly sleazy?
Yes, baby.
Do you know who I am?
What do you think made vitamin C so refreshing?
What do you think made Sung Sikyung so sleazy?
What do you think made IU so bubbly?
What do you think made cooking oil so oily?
What do you think made Davichi's
Kang Minkyeong so bubbly?
What do you think made Gag Concert's
Kim Minkyoung eat four meals a day?
That made no sense.
She actually eats 8 meals a day.
Forget it. We'll use our stuff on him
and if he becomes sleazy, you get off.
Agreed! I see your offer
and if he doesn't become bubbly...
- I'll change my surname. / - A good son shouldn't.
Agreed! I see your offer
and I'll go to the army.
- You don't mean that. / - Agreed.
I see your offer
and raise you my life!
Stop betting on such trivial things!
This guy...
Has our lives in his hands.
1...
2...
3!
This is so hard!
I can't do this.
He's bubbly!
- Peek-a-boo. / - He's sleazy!
- Just look at me. / - A sleazy comment too!
- Why are you looking at me? / - He's acting cute!
So embarrassing!
- I'm blushing... / - So bubbly!
And all hot now.
He's so sleazy!
- Ooh! Yeah! / - Sleazy from head to toe!
1, 2, cha, cha, cha! 2, 2, cha, cha, cha!
- ♪ Baby, baby, baby ♪ / - Bubbly dances!
Baby, baby, baby!
He's so sleazy!
- I won! / - I lost!
This station is Hapjeong. Hapjeong Station.
It's Hapjeong. Time to get off.
Who wants to get off at Hapjeong with me?
Nobody? Oh, no!
- He's bubbly! / - So embarrassing!
I'm saying we'd be alone at my home!
He's so sleazy!
Come on, come on.
It's over here! Come on, come on.
Follow me!
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Stitchers 2x02 Sneak Peek 2 "Hack Me If You Can" (SUB ITA) - Duration: 0:59.
Linus?
Derek Steelman, 28 years old.
He got hit by a car this morning in Downtown LA.
At one point he was number 3 on the FBI's most wanted hacker list.
Until the FBI caught him posting internal memos
- from one of the "big five" oil companies. - I could only find two photos.
Well, he was a hacker. He wouldn't have wanted a big Internet footprint.
Instead of prison, the FBI offered him a deal.
He turned white hat, started working for some of our off-the-books agencies.
- N.C.T.C.? - C.T.I.I.C.?
R.E.S.P.E.C.T.?
Among others.
His job was to prevent cyber-terrorists from breaching our systems.
So he could have been killed because of something he found out.
Wait! What is that?
That's an Insulin pump. Derek was wearing at the time of death.
Witnesses say Derek looked disoriented before he walked into traffic.
Was he drunk? On drugs?
But we can't wait 48 hours to get his tox screen.
If Derek was murdered, we need to know how and why.
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Quiet! | 조용! 必[ Gag Concert / 2017.04.29] - Duration: 4:05.
(Quiet!)
Freshmen.
- You're in this room? / - Yes.
Returning students are in here too.
- Try to get along. / - Yes.
Good-bye.
We'll befriend the upperclassman over drinks!
An upperclassman...
- Hello! / - Hello!
- I'm class of 2017, Im Jonghyeok! / - I'm Jang Yunseok.
Since we're rooming together...
♪ Drink, drink, drink ♪
♪ Booze is going down the hatch ♪
♪ Chug, chug, chug ♪
♪ How long will you... ♪
(19 days until the bar exam! Study or die!)
- The two of us should just drink. / - Yeah.
Geez...
I'll do it.
It wasn't me!
Hey... It wasn't me either!
Order a snack.
- Pizza. / - Agreed.
We'd like a pizza please.
Yes.
The address is...
I'll text it to you.
Just bring whatever.
Let's sit.
Pizza delivery!
Boy, this place was hard to find!
What is it? What?
Just take it out normally.
That's hot...
Just give us that.
That'll be $2.30.
Here's $3.
There.
Don't order from us anymore!
Geez...
This won't do.
Wow!
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Stitchers Season 2 "Suit Up" Promo (SUB ITA) - Duration: 0:31.
Everybody has their secrets.
Why not you?
Time to get wet!
I'm here.
She can see his memories?
What a time to be alive!
I was only mostly dead.
It is hard to focus with all these guns out!
Do you feel that?
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Angry Bosses | 불상사 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.29] - Duration: 5:05.
(Angry Bosses)
Gosh...
This hangover is lasting forever. What a headache.
- New guy. / - Yes.
I need to take medicine.
Get me some water.
Sure.
My head...
Chief.
The water cooler is out of water.
So bitter!
Then I'm going to eat your walnut cake.
So bitter...
That's a real walnut.
Why do you have a real walnut here?
Ouch... I'm not eating this.
Get to work.
- Yes. / - So bitter...
Chief!
Chief.
Can I skip tomorrow's work party?
What? Who's going to pour the drinks
if you're not there?
Really?
Who's going to listen to you
if you tell them to pour drinks?
I'm telling you this since you're like my daughter.
Respect your superiors.
Chief, I'm telling you this since you're like my dad.
Stop attacking your subordinates.
How come you never respond nicely?
Nice words for nice words!
Geez...
Gosh...
Women are badmouthed because you act like this.
Chief, you talking like this
is why women badmouth you.
How dare you talk back to me?
I'm talking back to you because you're talking to me!
Geez...
What's in that head of yours?
My left and right brain.
The skies look yellow because of you.
How is that my fault?
It's because of the yellow dust!
Go get to work!
Yes, Chief.
Chief, please don't trim your toenails at work!
Why that...
She's such a pain in my neck!
What's with her?
- Hey, Seonguk. / - Yes.
I told you to make a razor.
You call this a razor?
Well?
I'm sorry.
Making things like this will set us back!
I'm sorry.
We'll be backed up on orders.
This position is wasted on you.
Thank you!
Because you're unqualified!
So get out!
You'll live a miserable life working like this!
I'm sorry.
Michelangelo lived a miserable life
but he ended up succeeding.
Become like Michelangelo!
Thank you!
And what happened to Michelangelo?
He became a famous artist!
He died!
Get lost!
Okay...
What does he want me to do?
Eating lunch made me sleepy.
Hello, sir!
New guy!
Noob.
This is Chanel.
This isn't from that brand.
It's so nice you should wear it tomorrow.
- New guy. / - Yes.
I shouldn't say this but...
Are you G or H?
What's G and H?
Born rich or poor?
Oh. Born rich.
Born rich!
I hate you.
I'm GG.
Born extra rich?
I have rats at home.
They quiet down when I bang on the ceiling.
Oh, I see...
- New guy. / - Yes.
If you were born rich,
your father must be a high rank in his company.
Is your father this or this?
What's this and this?
Is he the director or CEO?
Oh. He's the CEO.
CEO!
The CEO is insane!
My dad is this.
He has 2 businesses?
He tried to start a business but he was conned.
But it's nice since the house is under my name.
- I see... / - New guy, if your dad's CEO....
He should have free time.
Is his hobby this, this or this?
What's this, this and this?
Does he have plants,
does he fish
or does he go on drives?
He has plants.
He has plants!
He talks to the plants.
This is my dad's hobby.
He goes on drives?
He drinks.
It's nice because he gives me money
when he's drunk.
- New guy. / - Yes.
How about after work at 7,
we talk about your dad's plants
and drink some foreign alcohol?
- Sure, that sounds good. / - Good.
For alcohol is it this, this or this?
What's this, this and this?
This is Chinese liquor,
this is champagne
and this is...
Oh! Sake!
Wine.
What'll it be?
I'll have wine.
- Wine? / - Yes.
You're buying bar snacks.
- Okay. / - Great.
- Manager Song. / - Yes.
Want to get some wine?
My wife is sick.
Alright then.
But I'm not sick! Let's go!
What was that?
Chief.
Let's take the new guy out for wine.
Stop taking the new guy out for drinks.
We're going to do what the new guy wants today.
New guy, what do you want to do besides drink?
I want to go home.
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Stitchers Season 2 Sneak Peek (SUB ITA) - Duration: 3:14.
- Welcome to the Stitchers program. - We work for a secret government agency
that hacks into the brains of corpses and reads their memories.
His name was Ed Clark. Why'd he kill himself?
He didn't and he wasn't my father.
All right stitching affects you. Makes you different for a little bit.
It doesn't always last.
- You hooked up with Linus? - Thought we had each other's backs.
When I was 10 years old, I had heart surgery.
My father stitching me into my mother killed her.
Cameron?
I see Barbiero. He's on a call with a woman.
You're using me to send a message to the girl?
He was told things that I was meant to hear and then he was killed.
Black Sedan. Can't make out the plates.
- But maybe you did, Cameron. - That memory is inside my head.
- You're gonna go in and find it. - There's one problem. You're not dead.
I can fix that.
Guys, you got four minutes.
Dead or alive, Cameron, you're coming with me!
I'm there! I'm outside the restaurant, but it's all blurry! It's useless!
Is this what love is?
I'm everywhere.
- What's your name? - Kirsten.
- I'm Cameron. - Levels are increasing!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Cameron!
Clear!
Cameron!
Clear!
Clear!
Chelsea...
Time please.
Chelsea...
Time.
Time of death, 17:31.
No! What are you doing? What are you doing? Shock him again!
- Kirsten... - Shock him again!
He is not dead.
I can feel it. He wants to come back. Please, please just shock him again.
- Shock him. - Do it.
Clear!
No, no.
Cameron, no.
No, Cameron! No!
No!
Please!
Please!
Cameron!
No.
Cameron? Cameron?
I can't believe this.
Please...
Tell me you got the license plate number.
No. No, I didn't.
Well, that's too bad...
'Cause I'm not doing this again.
It's okay.
Cameron.
I'm Kyle Harris.
You didn't really think Cameron's dead, did you?
Catch the season premiere of "Stitchers".
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Loud Singing | 고성방가 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.29] - Duration: 3:46.
(Loud Singing)
Gosh...
The cherry blossoms look so beautiful.
Dear, how does this look?
Pretty?
The flower sure is pretty.
From the great fertilizer.
Dear!
- Kudzu tea for sale. / - You startled me!
Delicious kudzu tea for sale.
Should we get some kudzu tea?
Dad, can't we sit at a comfortable
coffee shop instead and get coffee?
Forget that!
That's too stinking expensive!
We didn't have coffee shops in my day!
When rain dripped down from the eaves on rainy days
and we tried to drink that...
That was our drip coffee!
And that's not all.
When you aren't eating much at the table
and your mom tells you to get out
so you take your bowl of rice out...
That was our take-out!
And that's not all!
If you got slapped after talking back to your mom
and you got a big red handprint on your face...
That was our coupon stamp!
Coffee shop, my foot. Forget that!
Dear.
Don't get angry when we're outside.
Isn't it so nice to be out here?
Should we go out again next week?
Quiet!
Once is enough! Why would we go out again?
I have overtime next week so I can't.
Overtime? Stop lying!
I've been deceived this entire time!
How were you deceived?
I really have overtime!
You said you're working overtime
but you went to a baseball game! You deceived me!
You said the chief was working you
but you were on camera at the baseball game
going like this, acting drunk! You deceived me!
You always say you're busy with work
but you were next to cheerleaders going...
♪ Cheer up, baby ♪
You deceived me!
- Why? / - Gosh!
Why does someone who should be at work
hanging off the net at the baseball stadium
wasted drunk?
Why?
Go away!
Go away!
- What's with this woman? / - Calm down, mom.
Calm down, mom.
- Mom... / - You ruined the mood!
Let's just go home!
No, dad.
They're having a festival here tonight.
IU is coming.
IU! IU!
Geez...
That's like IU gargling phlegm
while singing the 3-level high note.
Dad, can't we check out the festival?
Forget that!
We didn't have festivals in my day!
When the neighborhood kids
ran around naked by the stream
for a swim during summer...
That was the chili festival!
And that's not all!
If you accidentally hit a beehive in the mountain
while playing and get stung all over
and your grandma put bean paste on your stings...
That was our mud festival!
Festival, my foot. Forget that!
Dear!
Why do you keep getting angry?
Look at me and cheer up.
What's your deal? Forget that!
This is why I get even more annoyed!
Stop getting so angry!
Why do you always get angry at me?
That's why I've been deceived all this time!
Whenever you see me at home you always say,
"Dang it! Dang it!"
But to the ladies at work...
"Hi, Yumi. Hi, Nayeong."
You deceived me!
When I bring you blackberry wine at night,
you close your eyes right away.
But when a woman at work makes you coffee,
you wink at them! You deceived me!
Why?
They say blackberry wine makes you virile!
But why can't this man
even wake up after drinking some?
Why?
Are you okay?
- Mister! / - Mister!
- Are you okay, mister? / - Mister!
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Guardian Angel | 수호천사 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.29] - Duration: 3:34.
(Guardian Angel)
The weather sure is nice today.
It'll be so much fun
riding this bike by Hangang.
My neck!
- Ouch! / - Excuse me...
Are you okay?
How could you ride so recklessly?
I hit your foot. Why does your neck hurt?
My neck! I'm dying!
Who will pay my hospital fee? It'll be expensive...
What do I do now?
Hyeonho.
I'll help you.
What was that?
Who are you?
I'm your guardian angel that will protect you.
Guardian angel?
Really?
What's your name?
Try to guess.
Tinker Bell?
Wrong.
- Angel? / - Wrong.
Then what is it?
I don't have a name.
Why did you tell me to guess then?
That's not what's important.
Right, that's not what's important.
What do I do now?
Hyeonho, be brave.
You devote yourself to others
and you're accepting of everything.
You're a great person!
That's what I'm like?
Basically, you're a punching bag.
That's not a good thing!
That's not a good thing.
Hold on.
You just hit me. What are you doing?
Pay for my hospital bill!
Punching Bag, don't be scared. Be strong!
How dare you try to con me?
You scumbag!
Scumbag?
How could you say something so cruel?
You told me to!
Will you die if I tell you to?
But that's different!
Oh, well...
- Time to be strong. / - Strong?
Grab his collar...
You punk...
Shake him up...
You punk...
What next?
Why aren't you talking?
Are you grabbing my collar?
What next?
What next? Why aren't you talking?
I got hungry so I made instant noodles.
Why would you get a snack now?
I don't trust you.
I'm calling the police.
Is this the police?
This con artist...
Hey! What are you doing?
Do you really want to die?
What do I do now? What do I do now?
Punching Bag, use a weapon.
- A weapon? / - I'll send you a weapon.
A weapon... Where is it?
What's this?
What was that?
What do I do?
What do I do?
Why aren't you talking again?
I brought kimchi.
You need kimchi with instant noodles!
Just do what I say...
Talk after you finish chewing!
I didn't mean to...
- Ouch! Hold on... / - Why does that hurt?
Ouch! My neck hurts again!
Mister...
Who will pay my hospital bill?
What a terrible guy!
That's it.
Time for the last resort.
An eye for an eye. A tooth for a tooth.
Put on a show like him
and get him to pay you.
Alright.
Mister, are you okay...
Ouch! My finger!
- Ouch! / - Hey, hey.
What are you doing?
Someone called the police?
He's the con man?
Yes, that's right!
No!
- You're under arrest! / - Guardian angel!
Guardian... Are you eating noodles again?
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Acting Idols | 연기돌 [Gag Concert / 2017.04.29] - Duration: 10:16.
(Acting Idols)
A science fiction movie about
a foreigner living in Korea.
We'll start the auditions for
"Fabricated Ida Daussy."
First candidate, come on in.
Hello!
Hello!
You're a very spirited guy.
Time for the name game. Introduce yourself.
I dream of being Korea's best actor.
I'm Im Seonguk!
Seonguk, you seem very nervous.
I'm not nervous at all.
- You're not nervous, right? / - I'm not.
Then did you memorize the lines
in the scene from "Yi Sunsin?"
Yes, I memorized all of it.
Don't be nervous. Just relax.
Action!
Remember this.
If you try to live, you'll die.
If you try to die, you'll gain weight.
You'll live.
Oh... If you try to die, you'll live.
Don't worry.
We have a secret weapon on our side.
The turtleneck!
The turtle ship.
Oh... The turtle ship.
If I die...
My death...
Don't play games with the enemy.
Why would you play games?
Don't hit on...
Nope.
Don't badmouth?
You're out! Go sit down! You're out.
Second candidate, come on in.
Hello.
I'm a Hollywood actress, Nami Oh.
Oh!
You're out.
I came from shooting "The Wizard of Oz."
Don't I look intelligent?
Who would say this looks intelligent?
I'll show you my acting.
- You don't have to. / - Here I go.
A scene where I go see cherry blossoms
with my boyfriend.
Just a moment.
Okay!
Action!
Honey, it really must be spring.
The cherry blossoms are so pretty.
Yeah. If only you were as pretty.
Honey, should we order some food?
I don't know what we should get.
Yeah, what should...
I'll pick out what to eat.
Okay.
So many options...
Stop it!
Every time you act like this,
it hurts my head!
- My head... / - Your head hurts? Hold on.
Is it a first aid box?
No a tool box.
You must have a screw loose.
- Honey. / - Yeah?
Even if you act like you don't like me,
you'll be attracted to me.
I'm sorry you're mistaken.
That'll never happen.
- See? / - What the...
You're stuck on me.
- But... / - You like me that much?
This won't come off...
How dare you put your hands there?
- No... / - You pervert!
It's not like that...
Your body is magnetic so I stuck.
What do you want me to do?
Geez...
It's not like that!
Why are you making me a weirdo?
Are you angry?
Forget it!
- Cheer up. / - Forget it.
What the...
- That's dangerous! / - Honey...
- Come on! / - Geez!
That's so dangerous!
This is Hollywood!
If you do this, the guys go crazy!
They love it!
They all compete for me!
It's to sell you to a scrap yard.
You're out. Go sit down.
I'm going!
- Geez... / - What a strange one...
Excuse me.
Just sit comfortably.
This is comfortable.
Next candidate, come on in!
Hello.
I'm a rookie actor, Kim Hoegyeong.
I believe the set-up is key in acting.
Right, the set-up is important.
Then what kind of acting will you show us?
I'll play the son of a rich man.
The son of a rich man? Great.
Just relax. Action!
Hoegyeong, what are you doing?
The set-up is that I'm only 2 years old.
You're not that young!
- Just act like a normal rich person. / - Yes.
Max, come here!
Yes, the rich always have a dog.
Max, come here.
Hurry.
- What are you doing? / - Hurry...
The set-up is that I have a pet crab
so he's really slow.
You don't have a crab!
Do a scene of a rich guy acting like a big shot.
Okay.
How much?
$200,000?
Over a measly $200,000...
I'll send it to you.
What's your account number?
Why did you throw your phone?
The set-up is that my accredited
certificate is expired.
Don't do that!
Forget all that.
Do the scene of the rich guy eating dinner.
Okay.
Chef.
What's on the menu today?
This?
You fool!
Why did you hit the chef?
The set-up is that he cooked my pet crab.
You never had a pet crab!
Forget all that!
- Just go to work. / - Okay.
Good morning, everyone.
What the...
- What the... / - Why are you so scared?
The set-up is that my company is haunted.
It's not haunted!
You're out!
Coming up with weird set ups...
Next candidate, come on in.
Hello, hello.
Hello.
I'm Yeongsu, an actor that specializes in villains.
Yeongsu? Hello.
What's your surname?
- Sa. / - Sa Yeongsu...
- Sounds like condemned criminal... / - Yes.
I'm always playing villains
so I'm here to shed my villainous image.
Great. What kind of acting will you show us?
A normal husband helping with chores.
- So it's normal. / - Yes.
Great. Let's go. Action!
Honey, you aren't feeling well today.
I'll wash the shirt myself.
You have to let it soak in water.
It's not coming out.
Come out!
Come out!
Not yet?
Come out!
You're all white now.
Hold on! Hold on, Yeongsu!
Nobody does the laundry like that!
What?
It's thrilling!
You're out.
- I'm out? / - Yes.
Gosh, too bad...
- So scary... / - Eliminated again...
Did you eat?
I did.
I wanted to eat rice for lunch
but they only had congee.
It was killer.
What?
It was killer.
Hold on!
Just stay still.
Don't put your face in.
Next candidate, come in.
Ma'am, what brings you to this audition?
Hello.
I'm an actress of 40 years. I'm Kim Jeongja.
We're sorry but the only roles
we have left are bland roles
like the hair salon lady...
There are no bland roles in acting.
No matter how bland the role is
you give it your all
so it's powerful like the sting of a bee!
This is the spirit of acting!
Sting!
Did that hurt?
Ouch!
Very nice reaction.
Alright, now do the scene of the lady
attending to the customer right away.
There is no right away in acting.
Acting comes out when you evolve
so that you're right for the role.
Let's see...
A, E, I, O, U.
I've totally evolved!
Here I go.
Have a seat, ma'am.
Jessica.
Bring an iced Americano and a magazine
for the customer.
Bring size 12 rolls.
Ma'am, why are you all the way up there?
The customer is king!
Ma'am.
Your acting really lacked class.
There is no lacking class in acting.
I was clearly portraying the elegance
of the salon director using the name Sabrina
instead of her real name, Kim Jeongja.
This is the spirit of acting.
Alright, I get it.
The scene of the salon lady
chatting with the customer.
Show me that when it's ready.
There is no showing when it's ready...
In acting!
Acting comes out when the chicken that is myself
is stuffed with the role and emotions
which are the ingredients and covered in the broth
that is the soul of acting to become tasty!
I am merely a Korean chicken ginseng soup!
Now...
Pour on the hot broth.
Geez...
Pour, pour...
So refreshing!
The broth is looking white.
- I'll start. / - Okay.
Let me curl your hair.
Oh, right. Did you hear?
The man in 207 is having another affair!
He ran out on them at night!
The house is a mess!
You're from 207?
I'm sorry!
I didn't spread the rumors.
I heard it from the woman in 307...
Gosh! It's the woman in 307!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I shouldn't cut hair!
I should cut off my mouth!
You're out.
Gosh...
Looks like my acting is devolving.
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Large Love | 사랑이Large [Gag Concert / 2017.04.29] - Duration: 4:31.
(Large Love)
It sure is nice to be out near Hangang.
Such nice air.
What's taking Minkyoung so long?
Minsang!
Minkyoung!
What's this?
You seem so weak these days
so I got you medicine.
I seem weak?
What is this?
Take 3 after every meal.
Why do I need 3 after every meal?
What is this?
This is rice.
Rice is medicine.
- Have 3 of these after every meal? / - Yeah.
That should really make me healthy.
I should order some medicine too.
Let's order Chinese food.
- That's medicine? / - Yeah.
Let's order then.
Hello!
You're going to order Chinese food, right?
How did you know?
I could tell from far away you guys would order a lot.
- Us? / - Yes, so I ran here.
Here's the menu on the flyer. Take a look.
I'll have everything on the flyer.
Oh, everything here?
No, no.
Everything on the flyers.
- Even for these? / - Yes.
I have 100 flyers so...
- 100 of each dish? / - Yes.
She must be a competitive eater.
Do you want a beating?
- Just a joke. / - Careful, mister.
- The half and half noodles... / - Yes.
I want the bowl...
Can you make the bowl this big?
A bowl of half and half noodles this big?
No, not this big.
- Do I have to show you? / - How?
This big.
This big, mister.
- Make it this big. / - A bowl that big?
It looks kind of like this.
Alright.
I'll give it a shot.
Alright.
Mister, hurry since we're hungry.
No.
I'll come as slow as possible.
What are you saying?
The noodles will swell up and become...
I'll be back.
He's going really slowly!
He's going really slowly.
He's going really slowly.
Let's forget him.
- It's so nice out. / - I love spring.
He's still leaving.
Minsang, should we go see a movie tonight?
What movie?
There's a great comedy movie out.
What a hassle. Let's just stay in.
Why? I want to laugh too.
Geez...
Minkyoung.
I started a diet.
Oh, come on!
I even signed up for a gym.
I'm starting a lemon detox tomorrow.
You can eat all the food when it gets here.
That was a lie.
What?
Are you kidding me?
Are you angry?
Forget it! I'm going home.
Minkyoung!
- Minkyoung... / - Chinese delivery!
The food is here.
Stay and eat.
I should stay and eat?
Fine!
That was it?
So you're staying?
I see.
Your half and half noodles!
- Your half and half noodles! / - What is this?
Really big, right?
- This is great. / - I stuck my two bathtubs together.
- They're bathtubs! / - Yes.
Two tubs...
Since you ordered a lot
have a coupon.
A coupon...
- Mister. / - Yes.
We ordered all this and we only get this coupon?
The coupon...
Just a joke.
- Here you go. / - A coupon!
- So big! / - Here you go.
Hold on, mister.
It's great that it's a big coupon
but it doesn't say what I get for free.
You get the store.
You get the store.
- Should we start eating now? / - Yeah!
3, 2, 1, let's eat!
Minkyoung!
Hoegyeong...
Hey.
I told you not to date this fool.
Why are you being like this?
Did you catch a cold?
Blow your nose.
Forget it!
Blow.
Blow.
Gross.
Why is it gross?
Why am I gross?
Did you just hit me?
I didn't...
You hit me!
- I didn't... / - Why you...
Let me go.
- Stop this. / - Let me go!
Please stop this.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Stop this.
Minkyoung, are you okay?
- Did you just kick me? / - No...
Get up here.
What are you going to do?
You're making me mad!
Geez!
Gosh...
Are you okay?
- Hey, carry that out. / - Yes, ma'am.
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