(dance music)
- The first time you ever get it on,
you remember everything because
it is such a big deal.
- I was 17, and I felt a decent amount of pressure
to, you know, do it, because I was about to go to college.
- It was so weird and so
not what I thought it was gonna be.
- Oh my God, I can't believe it,
I'm about to have sex for the first time.
- There are times when my mind drifts back there,
and I actively choose not to go back.
- I did not have sex in high school
because I was raised super religious
and I thought I would be smited or burned in Hell.
And then, I went away for a semester
to college and I came back
and I was hangin' out with all my friends.
And one of my old girlfriends was there.
So she's like, let's go upstairs
and I was like, oh my God, this is crazy!
This is gonna be my first time!
And then I went to the bathroom,
I was grabbing the toilet and doing push ups
just to make sure that I looked good.
And then I come back, I'm like, out of breath,
I'm sweating a little bit
and she gets on top.
I lasted
16 seconds, tops,
maybe 12 pumps in and I was a goner.
And then years later,
we saw each other again,
and I was like,
"hey, by the way, you took my virginity."
And she was like, "I knew it!"
- Getting it on can mean a lot of different things
to different people.
- It can be kissing for some people,
it could be holding hands.
It could be hugging.
- Most people, there's bases involved,
there's all sorts of body parts.
- I can be like makin' out,
or like, doing ah ah ah
- I just got so nostalgic.
(light pop music)
- The first kiss me and my boyfriend had
was terrible.
It was so bad.
He just opened his mouth and he kinda
alalalalala
and it just wasn't cute.
I was just, ugh!
Ugh!
It was way too much for me.
- It was after school one day.
Back at me house.
Not really that interesting,
I can't really think of anything
too interesting to describe it.
Pretty standard first kiss.
No disrespect to the girl.
Great kiss, but pretty standard environment.
- I'm pretty sure I forced it on the guy, actually.
He lived down the street from me and he did
not want to kiss me at all.
And I was like, you're gonna kiss me today.
And so I made him go into his bedroom
and he had a Will Smith CD and he pecked me on the lips.
It was pretty great.
And his Will Smith CD was signed, by the way.
I was very impressed by the signed Will Smith CD.
Like, woo!
That's tough to get in Australia.
- Alalalalalala
- I lost my virginity in the teacher's bathroom!
Just put it like this,
this girl was everybody's girl.
I stayed after school, I thought she was playin'.
I was like, man, where she at?!
She found me, she was like, come on!
I was like, oh (beep) it's about to go down!
And I'm like, where we gon' go?
She's like, I got a perfect spot.
Teacher's bathroom.
(toilet flushing)
You know we had to go to the teacher lounge
they got their own special bathroom
with their own special lock.
And I locked it.
I said, ooh, ain't no turnin' back now!
And before you knew it I was in there,
boom boom boom boom boom!
And that's when I became a man.
In the bathroom.
- So the first time I got it on,
it was Super Bowl Sunday,
and my Dad left to watch the game
so my best friend came over.
We're hangin' out, just having a good time.
Suddenly, we're kissing
and suddenly I saw a penis
and it was the first time I had ever seen one.
And then we had sex, it was real weird.
And then we didn't talk for seven months!
- My first experience with getting it on
was on a beach when I was in high school.
I was staying with a good friend,
and we had learned that my dream girl
and her friend were gonna meet up with us
and was perfect!
My friend was like, "you are kind of in love with this girl!
"This is a big deal!"
So the night is going perfect.
It's getting cold so she puts a blanket
around herself.
And she says, "guys, don't let me be
"under this blanket by myself."
So I get under the blanket with her.
But then, my friend (screams)
also gets under the blanket with us.
And the next thing I know,
we're all lying down on the beach
and I feel something hitting my ribs
and I realize, he is receiving
his first (beep)job
from my dream girl,
and I am pretending to be asleep,
waiting it out in horror.
- If it's your first time and you only lasted 16 seconds,
that's cool, that's normal.
It gets better.
Trust me.
- Just make sure it's with someone you trust
and someone that you're not gonna regret.
'Cause you know,
(beep) are crazy.
- Stay in school!
Stay in school long enough,
'cause you might get it on.
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Bernie Sanders Set to Unveil a COMMUNIST 'Jobs Program'.
The Democrats are on a path to complete party destruction, and Bernie Sanders is driving
the train straight off the rails.
Sanders, who is out of touch and out of his mind, is set to introduce a COMMUNIST "jobs
plan" that would have every American working for the government.From Breitbart
Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) is set to unveil a plan that would give American workers who
want or need jobs guaranteed government jobs that pay at least $15 per hour and have health
benefits.
The progressive Vermont senator's guaranteed jobs plan would entitle any American a job
or job training in U.S.-funded projects in infrastructure, the environment, caregiving,
and education, but he did not provide a cost-estimate or plan to fund the proposal, the Washington
Post reported.
A representative from Sanders' office said no funding estimate was available for the
project because staffers were still crafting the proposal.
Two other potential 2020 presidential candidates—Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ) and Sen. Kristen Gillibrand
(D-NY)—have expressed interest in crafting similar proposals.
"The goal is to eliminate working poverty and involuntary unemployment altogether,"
said Darrick Hamilton, an economist at The New School who expressed support for a guaranteed
jobs program.
"This is an opportunity for something transformative, beyond the tinkering we've been doing for
the last 40 years, where all the productivity gains have gone to the elite of society."
Critics of the plan have said guaranteed jobs proposals would not be sustainable or affordable,
and would cause massive job losses in the private sector.
Studies have shown that states and cities which choose to enact a $15 per hour minimum
wage trigger job losses.
A December 2017 study found that once California's minimum wage hike takes effect in 2022, the
state would lose 400,000 jobs.
"It completely undercuts a lot of industries and companies," Brian Riedl, a senior fellow
at the Manhattan Institute who opposes the program, told the Post.
"There will be pressure to introduce a higher wage or certain benefits that the private
sector doesn't offer."
The proposal is unlikely to gain favor with Republicans in control of Congress, and even
most Democrats have slammed similar plans as unrealistic.
"It would be extremely expensive, and I wonder if this is the best, most targeted
use of the amount of money it would cost," said Ernie Tedeschi, an economist who worked
for the Treasury during the Obama administration.
The Vermont senator's proposal comes days after he declared President Trump's agenda
"dead" if the Democratic Party wins the majority in the House or Senate.
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Bush-Appointed Judge Just Dealt America a FATAL BLOW on DACA.
A Bush-appointed federal judge just dealt America a fatal blow on DACA.
The globalist judge just undid everything President Trump did to undo Obama's illegal
DACA program.
The ruling stands for 90 days, while President Trump's administration prepares their rebuttal.
From The Hill
A federal judge on Tuesday ordered the Trump administration to continue accepting Deferred
Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) applications, dealing a major blow to the administration
as it attempts to wind down the program.
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Trump rescinded DACA in September, giving Congress six months to pass legislation in
its place.
Bates ordered the administration to continue DACA, which gives protections to immigrants
brought to the U.S. as children.
Bates also ordered the administration to accept new applications, a first in the ongoing legal
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Bates stayed the ruling for 90 days to give the administration time to come up with a
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Two other judges have issued similar rulings, but have only ruled that the program should
be allowed to continue while litigation plays out.
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