(electronic sounds)
(jazzy electronica music)
♪ ♪
(jazz music)
♪ ♪
(mumbles happily)
(grunts)
(gasps)
(chimes)
(sniffles)
(hums)
(squeaks)
(electronic blasting)
MM?
(cackles)
(running)
(chimes)
(bell ringing)
boing! boing! boing!
(bell ringing)
(bell ringing)
thwack!
(bell ringing)
(growls)
(laughs maniacally)
(screams)
(crash)
(birds chirping)
(pop)
(bell ringing)
(tires squeaking)
(bell ringing)
(tickets clicking)
OW!
(bell ringing)
(tickets clicking)
(growls)
(grunts)
OH!
(grunting)
(hollers)
(exclaims)
(bell ringing)
(groans)
boing!
(dance music)
♪ ♪
(bell ringing)
(chuckles)
♪ ♪
(whirring)
WHA?
(Irish-style electronic music)
♪ ♪
(grumbling)
(exclaims)
(soft breezy music)
♪ ♪
(drill-like whirring)
(blabbers)
(exclaiming)
(exploding fireworks)
(wheels squeaking)
(electronic blasting)
(laughs maniacally)
(electronic blast)
(laughing)
(electronic blips)
(electronic blasting)
(beeping)
(whimpers)
(grunts)
(electronic blast)
(screams)
(electronic blasting)
(laughing maniacally)
(munching loudly)
(whooshing)
(chuckles)
(blast)
(howls)
(whoosh)
(electronic beeping)
(exclaims)
(shouts)
(groans)
boing!
(laughs maniacally)
(screams)
(moans)
(truck beeping)
(growls)
(screams)
(moans) 1 00:07:01,579 --> 00:07:03,048 (spring boinging)
(grunts)
UH-UH-UH-UH.
NUH-UH.
(grunting)
(grunts)
(groans)
(giggles)
(groaning)
(screams)
HMM.
(tires squeal)
(grunts)
(blows whistle)
(tires squealing)
(horns honking)
(blows whistle)
(horns honking)
(blows whistle)
(blows whistle)
AH!
(blows whistle)
(cars crash)
(horns honking)
(screams)
(gulps)
(jackhammer hammering)
(laughs)
(birds chirping)
AH!
UH-UH.
HA.
(lawnmower engine starts)
UH-UH.
(horse whinnies)
(gasps)
(growls)
(chuckles)
(dog yelps)
(dog barks)
(chuckles)
(gasps)
(dog pants)
(growls)
(sighs)
(stammering)
AH! AH!
AH!
(snow blower revs)
(ant bites)
AH!
(yawns)
(toothpaste squirts)
(snores)
(toys squeaking)
(knobs squeaking)
(funky music)
♪ ♪
(knob squeaking)
(record scratches)
(teeth chattering)
(knob squeaking)
AH.
(groaning)
(knobs squeaking)
(water running)
(objects clattering)
(monkey chattering)
(hair dryer whirring)
(object whirring)
(knobs squeaking)
AAH!
(groaning)
UNH!
AAH!
(whistling)
AAH!
(groans)
(crying)
AAH!
AAH!
(birds chirping)
(air hissing)
(groans)
(chuckles evilly)
(laughing evilly)
(refrigerator whirring)
(ice clinking)
(toys laughing)
(laughter in the distance)
(beep)
(wind whooshing)
(laughing)
(jazzy Pink Panther theme)
♪ ♪
(evil laughter)
(groans)
(beep)
(knob squeaking)
(vacuum whirring)
(shuddering)
AH, AH, AH, AH-CHOO!
(screaming)
(laughs evilly)
(chuckles evilly)
(laughing evilly)
AH-AH!
AH-OOH-OOH!
(groans)
(screaming)
(chokes)
(spits, coughs)
(chuckles evilly)
(beeping)
(whimpers)
UH!
OOH!
AAH!
(teeth chattering)
(pipes creaking)
(cowering)
(groans)
(jazzy Pink Panther theme)
♪ ♪
MEOW!
(growling)
(groaning)
(grumbling)
GRR, ARRG!
(laughing)
UHH!
(giggling)
(whooshing)
(whoosh)
(splash)
(birds chirping)
(laughing and growling)
HA HA HA HA!
(screaming)
(quacking)
(sizzling)
(quacking)
QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!
QUACK! QUACK!
(beep)
(speaking fast)
(screeching)
(quacking)
(quacking)
QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!
AH!
(electricity crackling)
(swirling)
(loud explosion)
(chirping, quacking)
(growling and yelling)
EEH?
(whistling)
(splash)
(chuckling)
(cackling)
(cackling)
UGH!
AHH!
MMM!
UGH!
GRRR!
HMM.
UGH!
AW!
(giggling)
GRR!
OOF!
MMM.
(mumbling)
(grunting)
MM-HMM.
(slurping)
(crashing glass)
(giggling)
(bottles rattling)
HMM?
(giggling)
(whistling)
♪ ♪
UGH!
ARRG!
(groaning and grunting)
(air horn blaring)
(mumbling and groaning)
(both gurgling)
(panting)
(yelling in gibberish)
(squealing in gibberish)
YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM!
OH!
(screaming in gibberish)
(sighing)
(growling)
AHH!
(screaming)
AHH! OH!
AH AH AH AH! AH-HA!
OW! OW!
(blowing)
(groaning and growling)
OOH!
AHH!
AWW!
AH-HA, AH, AH, AH!
HA!
(both giggling)
AHH!
MMM.
(both humming)
(grumbling)
(whoosh, splash)
(clock chiming)
(clocks ticking)
(boing)
(suspenseful music)
(light music)
♪ ♪
(growling)
(barking angrily)
(static noises)
(robot voice) HYPESE 9000.
DESTINATION HOME, COMPLETED.
(soft beep)
(barking)
(birds chirping)
(grunt)
(growl)
WHEW.
(growl)
(intriguing music)
MM. MM, MM.
(growling)
RAWR!
(triumphant music)
♪ ♪
(clattering noise)
(gasp)
(loud grumbling)
(growls)
MM.
PTHHSSP!
(boing)
(soft upbeat)
♪ ♪
(beeps)
(robot voice) HYPESE 9000.
(static noise)
(odd robot music) GO BACK IN TIME.
DESTINATION...
100 MILLION YEARS AGO.
(suspenseful music)
(silence)
(loud robot voice) ALARM CLOCK.
(loud beeping)
(sigh)
(ping noise)
(waking grunt)
(growl)
(chomp)
(growling)
(tapping feet)
HEH?
MM.
(crickets chirping)
(growl, stomp)
(cheers and applause)
(whimper)
(groan)
(suspenseful music)
♪ ♪
(growl)
(beeping)
(robot voice) GO FORWARD IN TIME.
(chomping)
(frightened growl)
(cheers and applause)
(groan)
MM!
(trumpets heralding)
YAH!
(whipping noise)
(whipping noise)
(coughing)
PTHHSSP!
(neighing)
(falling noise)
(distant cheers and applause)
(loud roar)
(growl)
YAH!
EH, HUH?
AGH!
(giggles)
(suspenseful music)
♪ ♪
(triumphant chuckles)
(distant applause)
(whipping noise)
(thudding hooves)
(slow motion) NOOO!
(boing)
AH!
NO--AGH!
HM? (chuckles) UH?
(angelic music)
(suspenseful music)
(robot voice) GO BACK IN TIME.
DESTINATION...1,000 B.C.
(boing)
(cracking noise)
(crumbling, crashing)
AGH!
(whimpers)
(growls)
(birds chirping)
(intriguing music)
HA-HA!
(giggles)
(robot voice) SPEED UP TIME.
NOW.
BACK TO NORMAL SPEED.
HUH? (confused grumbles)
(crumbling)
(robot voice) RANDOM JUMP NOW.
(birds chirping)
(whirring)
AH!
(horn honking)
(robot voice) DESTINATION HOME.
(static noise)
DESTINATION HOME, COMPLETED.
(growling)
(barks)
(suspenseful music)
(gasp)
(smacking, punching noises)
(screams)
(growls)
(crashing noise)
(smacking noise)
(branding iron sizzles)
(horseshoe creaks)
(clanking)
(crickets chirping)
(alarm clock ringing)
(alarm stops)
(crowing)
(boing)
(bright Western music)
♪ ♪
(doors crash)
(smack)
(doors flapping)
(snoring, whistling)
(flies buzzing)
(mutters)
(doors creak)
(guitar music)
♪ ♪
(eye shade snaps)
(snores)
(snoring and whistling)
(snaps)
(snores)
(sniffing)
(snoring and whistling)
(carrot crunching)
(gulps)
(whistling)
(pants snap)
(carrots crunching)
(gulping)
(whistles)
(objects clattering)
WHOO-HOO!
(neighing and laughing)
(lips puckering)
(mutters)
(horseshoes clanging)
(nail creaking)
(clanks)
(clanks)
(crashes)
(crashes)
(feet tapping)
(tapping)
(wood crunches)
(clangs)
(neighs and laughs)
(cinch creaking)
(inhales)
(sputtering)
(exhales)
(laughing)
(cinch creaking)
(sputtering)
(exhales and inhales)
(creaking)
(saddle pops)
(crashes)
(air whistling)
(thuds)
(neighing and laughing)
(pulley creaking)
(apples crunching)
MMM? (gulps)
(metal clanks)
(reins creaking)
NNNH! UGH!
(reins snap)
(wall thuds)
(laughs)
(laughs)
(knuckles crack)
(tractor engine running)
HMM?
MM!
(angry neighing)
(reins snap)
(spurs jingle)
(whistle)
(sultry music)
♪ ♪
(whistles)
(apple crunches)
(gulps)
YA-HA!
YOO-HOO-HOO!
(neighing)
(laughing)
(boing boing)
HEE HEE, HEE HEE, HEE HEE, HEE HEE!
(Western-style Pink Panther theme)
♪ ♪
(quirky music)
♪ ♪
(watch ticking)
(bell rings)
FORE!
(chuckles) HUH?
AH!
(gasps)
MWAH.
(angry mumbling)
(grunts)
(chuckles) YEAH.
(affirmative grunt)
(keypad tones)
(satellite beeps)
(mechanical whirring)
(nervous groans)
AH!
(angry grunting)
AH!
(indistinct stammering)
(growls)
(grunts)
HMM. (groans)
(chuckles)
HMM.
(nervous stammering)
AH!
(grunts)
(chuckles)
(electronic beeping)
(screaming)
HUH?
(gasps and whistles)
(chuckles)
(electronic beeping)
(chuckles)
(laughs)
(frog ribbits)
(gasps)
(gulps)
(laughs)
MMM.
(raspberries)
(screams)
(growls)
(sobbing)
(laughs)
(chuckles)
(screams)
(screams)
(grunts)
(laughs)
(humming)
(sinister laugh)
(chuckles)
(nervous stammering)
(gasps)
(growls)
(screaming)
(laughing)
(gasps)
(screaming)
(screams)
(gasps)
(screaming)
(grunts)
(cheers and applause)
WELCOME TO THE SUPER, MEGA-HYPER GAME SHOW!
WHO'S GONNA PLAY OUR GAME TODAY?
YOU, THAT'S WHO! THAT'S RIGHT.
COME ON DOWN.
(applause)
YES, YOU!
THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!
I SAID THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY.
NOW COME ON DOWN.
HEY, THANKS FOR POPPING BY!
(fizzing)
BUT IF YOU QUIT NOW TO FINISH YOUR TASTY BEVERAGE,
THEN WHO WILL WIN OUR GRAND PRIZE?
WELL, CHUCK, OUR WINNER TODAY WILL RECEIVE
A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF PICKLEICIOUS PICKLE POWER EXTREME,
THE DELICIOUS NUTRITIOUS POWER DRINK
THAT WILL GIVE YOU EXTREME VITALITY,
POWERFUL ENERGY, AND JUST A TOUCH OF NAUSEA.
YES, PICKLE POWER WITH ITS MULTITUDE OF USES
WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A DREAM COME TRUE.
(spurt)
WHY NOT RELAX AND ENJOY A GLASS
WHILE PICKLE POWER EXTREME
HANDLES ALL OF YOUR TOUGH CLEANING CHORES?
PICKLE POWER EXTREME, IT'S PICKLEICIOUS.
AVAILABLE AT ALL REPUTABLE HARDWARE STORES.
MAY CAUSE WARTS, MOLES, BALDING, FLEAS, COOTIES,
AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN WITH FOOD.
ENJOY PICKLE POWER EXTREME AT YOUR OWN RISK.
(squeals)
CHUCK?
I TAKE IT YOU'RE IN.
GOOD! OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.
YOU'LL BE GOING UP AGAINST...
YOU KNOW HIM, YOU MOCK HIM...
IT'S EL DESTRUCTO!
AND HIS MUCH BRIGHTER SIDEKICK EL DESTRUCTO, JR.
(applause)
LET'S PLAY.
ROUND ONE.
MANY GREAT SCHOLARS HAVE BEEN PUZZLED
BY THIS FAMOUS CONUNDRUM.
ONE PLUS ONE EQUALS WHAT?
TAKE YOUR TIME, CONTESTANTS.
THIS IS A TRICKY QUESTION.
(laughs)
EL DESTRUCTO RINGS IN FIRST.
WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER, EL?
(scrawling and murmuring)
OH, NO, THAT IS JUST SO WRONG.
IT'S SLIME TIME!
I LOVE THIS GAME.
ROUND TWO: SUMO MADNESS!
TO ADVANCE TO THE NEXT ROUND,
YOU MUST REMOVE YOUR OPPONENT FROM THAT PLATFORM.
(air horn blows)
AFTER YEARS OF TRAINING,
EL DESTRUCTO'S BODY HAS BECOME A FINELY-TUNED MACHINE.
JUST LOOK AT THOSE HANDS!
DESIGNED TO DISTRACT AND CONFUSE HIS OPPONENT,
HE CAREFULLY MOVES IN TO DELIVER THE FINAL--
OH, WAIT!
WE'VE NEVER SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE.
THAT IS QUITE A FALL.
(splat)
OUCH, WHAT AN UPSET.
ROUND THREE:
PUGIL STICK BATTLERAMA!
OUR CONTESTANT MUST STAY ON HIS TOWER
TO ADVANCE TO THE NEXT ROUND.
(electronic crackle)
EL DESTRUCTO WASTES NO TIME.
LOOK AT THAT COMBAT-TESTED PRECISION.
WHAT TECHNIQUE.
WHAT STYLE.
OUR CONTESTANT SHOULD BE GIVING UP RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
OH, THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!
ROUND FOUR.
TREADMILL MAYHEM!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS MAKE IT TO THE FINISH LINE
ON A TRICYCLE TO COMPLETE THE TASK.
OH, AND WATCH OUT FOR EL DESTRUCTO AND EL DESTRUCTO, JR.
(laughing)
(air horn blows)
THERE HE GOES, AND THERE GOES EL DESTRUCTO.
THAT E-Z CHAIR'S NOT GONNA MAKE HIS LIFE ANY EASIER.
AND HE BETTER NOT START FEELING TOO SAFE.
EL DESTRUCTO WANTS TO TIRE THIS GUY OUT.
AND HE'S NOT JUST CLOWNING AROUND.
HE'S AL-MOOSED DONE HIM IN.
THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE TOO PICKY, FOLKS.
(laughs deliriously)
SOMEONE PLEASE STOP ME!
NO, SERIOUSLY, STOP ME!
(springs)
(cheers and applause)
WELL, WELL, OUR CONTESTANT SURE MADE SHORT WORK
OUT OF THIS OBSTACLE COURSE.
BUT WAIT, EL DESTRUCTO HAS ONE MORE TRICK UP HIS SLEEVE:
AN ELEPHANT TOSS.
OR SHOULD I SAY AN ELEPHANT DROP?
OUCH.
ROUND FIVE.
CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU'RE THE FIRST TO EVER MAKE IT THIS FAR!
BUT ARE YOU READY FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE?
THE GAUNTLET!
(audience gasps)
(metallic clank)
HA HA HA HA!
(gulp)
READY?
GOOD!
GO, GO, GO!
LET'S SEE HOW HE FARES AGAINST THE COLLOSAL ROBOBASHER!
WITH EL DESTRUCTO, JR. IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT,
I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE IN THE CHALLENGER'S SHOES.
FOR THOSE WITH WEAK STOMACHS,
NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO TURN AWAY.
THIS IS ABOUT TO GET UGLY.
(explosion)
(mechanical whirring)
IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S ALL OVER
FOR OUR COURAGEOUS CHALLENGER.
BUT WAIT, IT'S THE OLD CRAYON DUMMY TRICK!
VERY CLEVER!
THE CHALLENGER HAS MADE IT THIS FAR ON LUCK,
BUT IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN LUCK FOR HIM TO GET PAST
THE POOL OF PAIN.
IT WILL TAKE GUMBALLS.
GUMBALLS?
HERE'S JUNIOR!
HE'S GONNA WISH THAT HE STAYED WITH THOSE MASTICATING CROCS
NOW THAT EL DESTRUCTO HAS HIM IN THE CROSSHAIRS
OF HIS BASKETBALL CANNON.
(canon firing)
DESTRUCTO IS SHOWING NO MERCY TONIGHT.
HE'S IN THE LANE...
AND DRIVING FOR THE BASKET.
AND HERE'S JUNIOR FOR THE ASSIST.
(steam hisses)
(laughs)
THAT'S IT! I CAN'T LOOK!
(laughing)
IT'S ALL OVER NOW FOR OUR CHALLENGER.
(cackling)
ALL THOSE DREAMS OF PICKLEADE
NOW DASHED IN THE ARENA OF ANGUISH.
(alarm beeping)
OH, THE HUMANITY!
WHAT?
JUNIOR SEEMS TO HAVE LOST POWER TO THE SUIT.
I THOUGHT I TOLD HIM TO PLUG THAT THING IN LAST NIGHT.
(cheers and applause)
WHAT'S THIS?
(bell dings)
UH-OH, THE TARGET'S BEEN HIT.
NO ONE HAS EVER HIT THE TARGET BEFORE!
YOU'VE WON!
(cheers and applause)
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE WON.
THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.
WE SHOULD GET THAT FIXED.
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT SOMEONE WOULD REALLY WIN?
(wheels squeaking)
(gulping)
NO PICKLES WERE HARMED DURING THE MAKING OF THIS SHOW.
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