Hey, what's going on guys? Zac here again,
Welcome back to Euro Truck Simulator 2.
Or Truck Simulator in general
I can't even remember if I've done Euro Truck before
But hey, we're here.
Uh,
and with Nate too, on top of that
with his beautiful truck as well.
Nate: Helloooo everybody!
Uh, his channel's link will be in the description.
Um, and he's also the editor for my video.
Yay.
Nate: Sí.
Because I'm terrible at it and he's not.
Nate: *laughs because it's true*
And also because he's a good person.
Nate: Yay.
Yay. Um,
We're about to pick up...
a load...
...to Jönköping...
...and we are in Oslo, Norway
So we're gonna be going from Oslo, Norway to Jönköping in Sweden.
Nate: Yeah, so, kinda got a miniature run over there
Nate: It's about like 136 km for me.
Yeah.
Um, for me it is...
*struggles to locate distance like a noob*
136.
Nate: So.
So.
Let's get over there-
Nate: That synchronization of getting our trucks started.
Yup.
Nate: Alright, well, uh,
Nate: There are a lot of people in the server
Nate: Just-I-think it was like 2,500 people, so
Nate: We're gonna have some activity today.
Yeah.
And if I'm not getting 60FPS for the entire thing it's understandable (self reassurance)
Nate: But, yeah, I like having people in the server
Nate: I like having a lot of people in the server
Nate: just because I kinda like driving with retards because it makes it interesting.
Nate: Ok, we've got a truck right here in the middle
Nate: Yeah, stop, stop
Oh, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Nate: Move up, move up
Nate: Alright.
What are you doin', dude?
Nate: I think his truck was stalled.
It's possible.
Nate: He might've just spawned.
It's possible.
Yeah if he was gonna stay stopped I would've
told him to hold down the break, give it gas, then release it.
Nate: I think he might've just spawned.
Yeah.
It's all good.
Nate: Oh, first retard of the day.
Yep, that's why you don't
leave the game in the middle of the highway.
Unless he crashed
You know what, maybe we should just give him the benefit of the doubt
Maybe he cra-
Nate: I don't like-
Nate: Don't ever give anyone benefit of doubt.
Nate: It's funner not too.
"It's funner not to."
Nate: Yes.
-Nate 2017
Nate: Yep. "Funner".
Nate: Just go right around him.
Go right around him.
YEET
Nate: Did you just cut him off?
Yeah I did!
*laughter*
I'm trying to stay up with you!
OH SHIT you're lagging like hell!
You're laggin'
You're laggin'
Nate: I'm also speeding a little bit.
Oh yeah.
Well- Oh fuck!
I don't like the lag (no shit)
where you just jump back.
Nate: Did he just rear end you?
I think he tried *laughs*
Oh no, but anyway.
Just get out of this tunnel I don't like it
Nate: Oh!
Wut
Nate: That guy was in oncoming lanes.
I see how this episode's gonna be.
"My fuck" *laughter*
What the hell!
*more laughter*
What is that supposed to mean?
Nate: I think he's saying he screwed up.
"My fuck"
*more laughter*
It's like instead of "my bad" it's "my fuck" *laughter intensifies*
Nate: Whole new level of-
Why am I following you? This is not where I am supposed to be going!
Nate: heh
We've already addressed this, why am I following you?
Nate: I have no idea.
I think I was just so amazed with the "my fuck" comment.
And RIGHT into the lot
OH SHIT
*idk wtf that noise was supposed to be*
*or that*
Ok.
Yep, I'm carrying tracks, apparently.
11t.
Nate: "11t."
And I have no options- o sht
Why am I in neutral?
Nate: Um?
This place looks like Coastline Mining in America, only stupider.
Got my trailer-menermener
Stop going in reverse preferably.
Ok.
Got my trailer.
Time to get on the road.
Nate: I think you just pulled out in front of two people.
Oh God.
I-I didn't see anybody.
Ok, let me get over here- Holy Hell.
I'm pullin' over.
Nate: Yeah lemme-
This is chaos.
Nate: get in front of you here.
Just go!
Just go dammit.
Nate: Huehuehahahaa
Just go.
Nate: This is awesome.
Oh good GOD
That's what ya get for being a jackass-
OH GOD
Nate: He just turned right into me!
Oh God *laughter*
The retardation is real.
Nate: Oh my GOSH
Nate: This is-
сука
Nate: -already getting off to a great start.
сука блять I have a bad feeling that is going to describe this episode.
Nate: Pretty much.
Is that pink?
Was that truck hot pink or red?
Nate: Me? (says the guy in a green and black truck)
That truck.
Nate: I think it was red.
It looked pink to me.
Nate: Oh oh stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop
Just scream "retardation" if there is an accident.
OH, that's what you get for being a jackass, I'm sorry.
Nate: Dude, stop honking at him just let him get out.
You've won Asshole of the Year award.
Nate: *laughs* He is jackknifing that thing so badly!
Oh my God.
Nate: Ok, he's gettin' out though.
Yeahhhh
Nate: Oh watch out!
Oh no, what's going on, I can barely see it.
OH
Nate: Truck almost plowed into you.
Ok, ramming is not gonna solve anything! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Nate: Alright, well, we're 10km down the road and
How many accidents?
Hey, Nate, when you're editing it you should put an accident counter at the top left.
Nate: I'll make sure to put an accident counter.
Yeah.
Nate: I'm gonna put a Retard Counter.
*dies laughing*
RETARD MONTAGE
Nate: Hey, another retard!
Yup.
It's great.
Nate: Looks like we've got two more up here at the end of the uh, exit ramp.
Oh God.
Ok.
Nate: Yep yep go ahead and slow down here.
Nate: I... don't... quite know what they think they are doing here.
What in the world is going on up here?
Nate: I think they're having a chat.
Yeah, sure, let's block literally both the exit and entrance to a highway to chat.
Congratulations - You're an asshole.
Nate: Wrong turn signal.
Nate: Go ahead and go before this guy get's over the hill.
Probably not gonna be able to...
Nate: gogogogogoGOGO
Nate: You got it you got it gotitgoit *random babbling*
Yeah I'm fine fam.
Timelapse music: Desmeon - Hellcat [NCS Release]
*RETARD BREAK*
Timelapse music: Desmeon - Hellcat [NCS Release]
Alright, we're uh, we're coming up on Jönköping right now.
We're a little bit out, I don't really know how much.
Um, Nate's delivering in the town, I am clearly not
considering how I have like 100 more km more than him. (10/10 English)
So.
He's gonna be delivering his load, I'm gonna follow him to it.
And then he's gonna follow me
bobtail
over to my destination.
Oh shit, that's sharp.
Michael Scott: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID HAHAHAHAHA
Nate: That guy's down there.
Michael Scott: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
Oh those godrays are so beautiful.
*angelic singing*
Oh my eyes.
Ohhhh eyegasm
Lester Crest: MIND BLOWING ORGIES!
Lester Crest: ORGIES!
So good.
Nate: Ok, I'm gonna buy the garage-
Oh wait, I'm right here, I'm right here.
Do my noob trailer parking.
*Nate exaggerating how bad my parking is*
Oh no, I cannot park a trailer for shit.
*more exaggeration*
Can't even do it in American.
*i swear to god if viacom strikes me imma kick nates ass*
Excellent!
Don't mind the fact that I'm level 1049 Divine Champion
Nate: Oh my go*laughs*
*laughter*
Nate (Fake Ruski): Perfect parking skills!
(Fake Ruski): Yes is very good parking skills!
(Fake Ruski): You know, back in Moscow
(Fake Ruski): my good friend Vladimir Putin
(Fake Ruski): taught me how to drive.
(Fake Ruski): and he thought that I was the best driver in Russia.
Nate (Fake Ruski): But now, everyone in Russia sucks at driving.
(Fake Ruski): Which is why I suck at driving
(Fake Ruski): But at least I am the best at sucking at driving.
Nate (Fake Ruski): So thank you for tuning in to episode
(Fake Ruski): Yes!
Nate (Fake Ruski): Of retardation galore!
Yeah, thanks for watching this video
It's... it's... it was fun.
It was...
pretty stupid at the beginning and
not so stupid at the end, but hey
Nate: You know, like life.
Yeah!
So um
Thank you guys for watching!
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