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Today, along with a bunch of other YouTubers in the WeCreateEDU group, we're exploring

Education.

The word education comes from Latin ex- meaning "out of" and ducere meaning "to lead",

so literally "to lead out of".

Latin educare had the root sense of "to bring up or rear a child", literally leading

them out of childhood, but since the main job of child rearing is education, I suppose,

the word gained its more specific sense.

But thinking about this etymology helps us to understand education and its history in

a number of ways.

Because it can be said that the history of education is the history of civilization.

One of the purposes of education is to perpetuate and extend a culture's values and knowledge

into the future.

So therefore the content of education is culturally specific.

Education reflects societal values.

And so we can think of education as a kind of leading or directing in more ways than

one.

And we can see similar notions in other words to do with education, such as the Germanic

derived word learn.

It comes from the Proto-Indo-European root *leis- meaning "track or furrow", so the

underlying sense here is "to gain experience by following a track".

Closely related is the word lore, something that is learned.

And similarly the word curriculum, closely related to the word course, literally means

"a running", coming from the Proto-Indo-European root *kers- meaning "run".

So let's follow the track or course of the history of education in the western world,

and see where it leads us.

Formal education, based around the written word, really begins in the western world with

Ancient Greece after the introduction of the alphabet.

And when we're talking about education in Ancient Greece, due to the nature of our sources,

we're really talking about the city of Athens in the 5th to 4th centuries, where students

from citizen families could receive a basic relatively low-cost education preparing them

for citizenship, oratory, and ethics.

It's no coincidence that the birthplace of western democracy valued civic responsibility

so highly that their educational system was largely geared to prepare young elite men

for public life and taking part in the democratic process.

However, it should be stressed that this was not state-funded education, but paid for through

tuition fees to private tutors, so not everyone could afford it, and it was intended only

for those who were allowed to participate in the democracy: Athenian citizen men, not

slaves, foreigners, or women.

Only Sparta had a publicly funded education, and it was primarily in the martial arts,

not academics.

In Athens physical education, academics, and arts, were covered in different schools: the

paedotribes (from pais meaning child since the whole point of education was transforming

young boys into men) covered gymnastics and general physical education, the kitharistes

(named after the kithara or lyre) covered music and lyric poetry, and the grammatistes

(unsurprisingly) taught reading, writing, and arithmetic, as well as literature.

And accompanying these young boys to the schools, as attendant and guard, was a slave known

as a paidagogos, meaning literally "child leading".

From this we get the words pedagogue and pedagogy, even though originally that slave didn't

actually teach the boy he attended.

We also get the word encyclopedia from this 'child' root.

The phrase enkuclios paideia referred to a "general education" literally meaning

"circle of child rearing", and from this general education idea it was eventually turned

into a word for a book of general knowledge.

But getting back to Greek education in Athens, after the basic course of schooling, students

then had the option to go on to higher education either in a practical art (such as medicine

or architecture) or in philosophy.

And this is where the famous teachers such as Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle come into

the picture as they each founded their own "school".

These were really just groups of students who met in some often outdoor location to

listen to the teachings of their masters.

Plato's students happened to meet in a grove honouring the Athenian hero Akademos, and

so his school came to be known as the Academia, and that's where we get the word academic

from.

Moving from Greece to Rome, we can see a strong continuity in educational practices, with

an emphasis on rhetoric and oratory, important to Roman public life in their republican system,

though physical education and music dropped out of the main curriculum.

And it's from this period that we get the beginnings of the notion of a liberal arts

education, because in Latin liberalis meant "free", so a liberal education was an

education fit for freeborn people, not slaves—though in practice it was much more available to

the higher classes.

And of course education is still a classist institution today, though we often pretend

it isn't, with the better schools in the richer neighbourhoods, and university tuition

fees restricting higher education to those who can afford to pay for it, and different

types of universities open to people with more money.

And this is a notion that's also expressed in the word school itself, which comes from

Greek skhole meaning "leisure".

It wasn't that school itself was leisurely, but that to be able to go to school one had

to have the leisure time away from working.

The leisured class as it were.

The Romans had a similar notion in their word for school, ludus, a word which could also

mean, "play, game, diversion".

And that leisure was possible in large part because both Athens and Rome were slave-owning

societies, so the leisure to go to school was dependent on a large and very un-leisured

class!

Later on in the middle ages in England, we find the distinction between the learned and

the lay or lewd, both lay and lewd ultimately from Latin laicus from Greek laikos "of

the people" ultimately from laos referring to the "common people".

In the middle ages education was mostly to be found in the church, hence the learned/lay

distinction, and if you weren't educated you were lewd, a word which in later times

gained a distinctly pejorative sense.

One of the major differences between Roman and Greek education was that girls often received

some education in Rome.

Roman education was divided into three levels.

The teacher of the first level was called the ludi magister, literally the "schoolmaster"

and taught the basics of reading, writing, and arithmetic to boys and girls from about

7 to 11 years of age.

After that students aged 12 to 15 would be taught grammar and literature by a grammaticus.And

then boys over 16 could move on to the rhetor to learn rhetoric—girls wouldn't go on

to that level, though, since they'd have no opportunity for public speaking.

Many, if not most, of those teachers would have themselves been slaves or ex-slaves—so

again, the leisure that allowed the students time to learn the 'liberal' arts was a

direct result of labour by slaves.

Given this history, it's not surprising that much of our educational vocabulary comes

from Greek & Latin, but we also get some from Germanic sources.

Such as the word teach, which comes from Old English tæcan ultimately from the Proto-Indo-European

root *deik- which means to show, and is closely related to the word token, etymologically

something that "shows".

Also from this root comes the word dictionary, the Latin word dictionarius being coined in

the 13th century by an Englishman, John of Garland, who taught in Paris, and wanted to

create a resource to help his students learn Latin vocabulary.

In any case, this "shows" something about how teaching often works: the teacher "shows"

the students.

For the students, of course, this can mean a lot of work, and that's etymologically

appropriate because student comes from Latin studere meaning "to be eager, take pains,

strive after" thus implying great effort, and is ultimately from a Proto-Indo-European

root *steu- meaning "to hit".

Appropriate, perhaps, to how often ancient teachers beat their students if they didn't

apply themselves to their studies (also from Latin studeo) with adequate eagerness.

Of course teachers shouldn't only be thought of as strict task masters, they also care

for their students, as the word tutor implies, coming from Latin tueri meaning "to protect".

The educational sense of the word was a much later development.

Pupil, another word for student, is the diminutive form of pupus "boy" and pupa "girl"

in Latin.

There's a flavour of small cuteness in this root, which also gives us puppy and puppet.

And Latin pupilla could also be used to mean "doll", from which, believe it or not,

we get pupil in the sense of the dark aperture in the eye, because if you look in someone's

eye you can sometimes see a little doll-like version of yourself reflected.

In Latin, the main word for student was discipulus, from which we get disciple, as in the students

and followers of Jesus.

This word comes from the Latin word discere meaning "to learn", ultimate from the

Proto-Indo-European root *dek- meaning "to take or accept", and interestingly this

root also leads to the Latin word docere meaning "to teach", which gives English the word

doctor, the highest class of teacher, I suppose.

So now that we've got the students and the teacher, we've got the whole classroom ready.

But where does the word class come from?

Well, its etymology is an interesting one, coming from Latin classis which originally

referred to the Roman people under arms, in other words the army or fleet.

The underlying sense is a "call to arms" as the word comes from a Proto-Indo-European

root meaning "to shout".

The word eventually broadened in sense to refer to classes or groups of people, and

then groups of anything.

In English, it came to refer to a group of students around 1600, but we also have the

older sense of the word in such expressions as social class.

It also came to refer specifically to the highest class of something, hence the classical,

as in classical music, supposedly the highest genre of music, originally used to distinguish

the music of Mozart and his contemporaries from the later music of the Romantic period,

and later still to make a distinction between the older music and the music of the 20th

century and beyond.

In literary circles we similarly refer to classic literature, implying it's better

than all this modern stuff.

But this also points us towards the importance of the classical world (that is Classical

Greece and Rome) to our story of education.

When ancient culture was "rediscovered" during the renaissance, it was referred to

as classical, implying that it was better than the medieval period that had followed,

and when it was all readopted and copied we refer to that period in the 18th century as

Neoclassical.

And so that's what we refer to as a classical education now, an education in the culture

of the classical world, not necessarily an education like students received in ancient

times, though it was something of a return to the Greek model, downplaying all the theological

education of the medieval period.

So the education of the early modern period involved classical languages like Latin and

Greek, as well as the natural sciences.

So what about education in that medieval period?

Well, the main educator at that time was the church.

Students could attend a monastic or cathedral school in order to become a member of the

clergy or to become a scribe.

As the values of society shifted, so too did the emphasis of that education.

Whereas Greek and Roman educations emphasized public life and citizenship, the medieval

education was all about preparing not for this life but for the next life after death.

Physical exercise was out, and textual study was definitely in.

Students were taught reading and writing in Latin, not their own native language, and

they would spend their time copying church writings.

However, the basic subjects still came out of the ancient period in the form of the seven

liberal arts, first codified in the 5th century by Martianus Capella, growing out of that

enkuklios paideia circle of education of the Greek world.

The seven liberal arts were made up of the trivium (grammar, rhetoric, and logic) and

quadrivium (arithmetic, geometry, music, and astronomy).

In fact we still today talk about a liberal arts education or liberal arts college.

In fact our highest level of education today, the university, comes to us from the middle

ages, and the origin and etymology of the university reveals a certain irony about the

state of education in our society.

Part of the impetus for these new institutions of higher learning was the high demand for

education outside of the cathedral schools that increasingly were unable to keep up with

demand.

So groups of students and teachers began to spontaneously congregate in large cities such

as Bologna in Italy, Paris in France, and Oxford in England.

But there were a number of problems with these growing schools.

Unscrupulous masters could cheat students by taking their money and running, or by pretending

to have mastery of subjects they didn't really know.

And as students gathered in the towns, unscrupulous locals saw their chance to raise the costs

of rooms and food sky-high.

So the students began to band together, the first student unions, if you will.

Similarly the teachers themselves were concerned with maintaining the standards of education

and wanted to regulate their profession in the manner of other medieval trade guilds,

the forerunner of the trade union.

You might have thought that the word university reflects the idea of universal education or

the universal coverage of subjects, but in it's short for universitas magistrorum et

scholarium, the scholastic guilds or corporations of students and masters.

They were self regulating and wanted to protect their own interests against outside forces.

There is an irony of this origin of the university in collectives that were trying to reduce

the financial barriers to education and protect the livelihood of the teachers, given the

growing corporatization of universities today, the rising cost of tuition, and the reduction

in wages and job security for university teachers.

There's a growing need, therefore, for new ways to make learning at all levels more accessible,

picking up on those ancient ideals of education as essential to every citizen (but without

those ancient restrictions on who counts as a citizen!).

One important way this is happening is with things like this very video — educational

YouTubers bringing their knowledge and enthusiasm to as many people as possible, for free.

And I just want to say how glad I am to be able to participate in this really important

project of making education a more accessible and participatory process—so thank you for

supporting me, and thanks to the great YouTube educators of the WeCreateEdu community!

You can see many examples of their amazing creative, entertaining, and educational videos

in the Education playlist linked at the end of this video — about ….

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Aunt May Learns The Truth (Scene) | Spider-Man 2 (2004) Movie Clip Blu-ray 4K - Duration: 4:41.

Spider-Man Spider-Man

Where have you gone to Spider-Man?

Come on, man. Get the money.

Come on, come on.

Help!

Come on!

It wasn't fair to have gone like that.

He was a peaceful man.

And it was all my doing.

Aunt May. You don't have to punish yourself.

Oh, l know I shouldn't.

It's just that you wanted to take the subway...

...and he wanted to drive you.

If only I had stopped him.

We'd all three of us be having tea together.

I'm responsible.

For what?

For what happened to Uncle Ben. But you were at the library.

You were doing your homework.

He drove me to the library, but I never went in.

What do you mean?

I went someplace else.

Someplace where l thought I could win some money...

...to buy a car, because I wanted...

...to impress Mary Jane.

It happened so fast.

I won the money, and the guy wouldn't pay me. Then he got robbed.

The thief...

...was running towards me.

I could've stopped him, but I wanted...

...revenge.

I let him go.

I let him get away.

He wanted a car.

He tried to take Uncle Ben's.

Uncle Ben said no...

...and then he shot him.

Uncle Ben was killed that night...

...for being the only one who did the right thing.

And l....

I held his hand...

...when he died.

I've tried to tell you so many times.

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Harry Osborn Slaps Peter Parker (Scene) | Spider-Man 2 (2004) Movie Clip Blu-ray 4K - Duration: 5:15.

-May I? -Sure. Go ahead.

Penny! Over here!

Leave it.

Hey. Might wanna take it easy, buddy.

Why? It's a party.

Wouldn't you be drinking if you lost a bundle on some crackpot...

...who you thought was gonna take you with him to fame and fortune?

Not to mention your friend the bug.

Not tonight, Harry.

Every night! Until I find him, it's 24/7.

Parker!

Parker! What, are you deaf? I called you twice.

Think l'm paying you to sip champagne?

Get a shot of my wife with the minister.

Beautiful tie.

Get a shot of us with the DA.

Beautiful dress.

Here, get a shot of the mayor and his girlfriend.

Wife.

Ladies and gentlemen, good evening.

The committee for the Science Library of New York...

...is pleased to present our guest of honour.

He's the first man to play football on the moon.

The handsome, the heroic, the delicious...

...Captain John Jameson.

Hi.

-You. -Listen, l'm sorry.

But there was a disturbance.

I don't know you.

And l can't keep thinking about you. It's too painful.

I've been reading poetry lately.

Whatever that means.

Day by day he gazed upon her

Day by day he sighed with passion Day by day--

Don't start.

Can l get you a drink?

I'm with john. He'll get me my drink.

John.

By the way, John has seen my show five times.

Harry has seen it twice. Aunt May has seen it.

My sick mother got out of bed to see it.

Even my father.

He came backstage to borrow cash.

But my best friend, who cares so much about me...

...can't make an 8:00 curtain.

After all these years...

...he's nothing to me but an empty seat.

It pisses me off, your loyalty to Spider-Man and not to your best friend.

I find him with my father's body, and you defend him.

-Take it easy. -Don't push me.

Don't act like you're my friend.

You stole M.j. from me.

You stole my father's love.

Then you let him die because you didn't turn in the freak. lsn't that right?

Huh? lsn't that right?

Huh, brother?

Ladies and gentlemen, I just want you all to know...

...that the beautiful Miss Mary Jane Watson has just agreed to marry me.

What a surprise.

Parker, wake up! Wake up! Shoot the picture!

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How is Play Essential for Education? | WeCreateEdu Back to School - Duration: 4:11.

So it's back-to-school time again. Somehow the summer is over.

[Children cheering]

T his year instead of giving you some handy dandy study tips and tricks like I did last year.

I wanted to talk a little bit more broadly about education and play.

As someone who spent some time studying developmental psychology

I know about the value of play for children's development.

Early in life play teaches children incredible lessons about their environment, cause and effect,

creative discovery, imaginary worlds, and how to play well with others.

Research shows that play is also really important for healthy brain development.

Play contributes to honing decision making skills, teaching collaboration with others

and enhancing creativity.

One of the best things that adults can do for children is to encourage play and let children take the

lead in guiding their own play. Through experimentation and exploration in play

children learn important lessons about the world around them.

In short, play helps set the stage for later learning. But somehow play gets lost along the way

as we grow up. The focus often turns to learning as an activity that takes place

in very specific ways. In a classroom with books and memorization and

note-taking. Education and play become decoupled and are even sometimes viewed

as completely different experiences. And unfortunately with the pressure on

standards-based education there are fewer and fewer opportunities to

integrate a sense of play into traditional education.

Most teachers want to do creative things but they face incredible pressure to have their

students meet these standards which shapes the way that they have to teach.

And many people would argue that our intense focus on standards is actually

destroying the passion and the play that we should be cultivating in our children.

Here's the thing, it can be really easy to overlook play as a frivolous activity

without a lot of inherent value. But play, at its core, is being curious about and

excited by learning of world around you and enjoying yourself in the process.

And even as adults we still need to play though we probably don't get to as much as we'd like.

And sometimes play gets rolled into our self-care time.

We hang out with friends doing things we enjoy, we spend some time in the great outdoors,

we go to concerts, or we wander around the Minnesota State Fair

and eat way too much food on the stick.

Yup.

The way we play changes but it is still a crucial part of being able to

thrive and enjoy our lives. And there is evidence that play continues to improve

cognitive function and social relationships in all stages of life.

So ideally throughout our formal education experience whether it's in kindergarten

or in a PhD program, we're continually inspired to learn and to play.

And one of the ways that I've been playing over the last few years, and doing a healthy bit

of learning in the process, is through making videos on this YouTube channel.

And one of the groups of people I enjoy learning with the most about online

video is that WeCreateEdu community. They are an incredibly passionate group

of educators who are engaging people, of all ages, in learning and creativity

through online video. And in fact as part of this back-to-school time we are

collaborating by each making videos on a different topic related to education.

I encourage you to check out the playlist I'll be sure to link it in the

description section down below, it's a really fantastic group of people who are

doing some really cool and innovative things with online video on a variety of

topics, so I definitely recommend you check it out.

And lastly I want to hear from you. How do you play in your life,

and how does playing help you learn new things?

Keep the conversation going down below in comments. If you liked what

you saw today give the video a thumbs up and be sure to share it with anyone you

think might also enjoy it. It helps me out a ton.

Subscribe if you want to see more from me, hint hint, there's lots of cool stuff coming up

so stick around for that.

And as always thanks for watching and I'll see you next time.

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Peter?

Don't leave me.

Oh, that boy of yours is a real hero.

Hold it!

Put your arms up! All of them!

Here's your change!

Oh, no. Come on!

-You're getting on my nerves. -I have a knack for that.

Not anymore.

-Freeze! Don't move! -Freeze!

-Hold your fire! -Don't follow me.

Wait a second.

-Hand her over. -Of course.

Easy, now.

Butterfingers.

Look out!

Help me!

-Help me! -I'm coming!

Hang on!

Help!

Thank you.

Aunt May.

You've stuck your webs in my business for the last time.

Now you'll have this woman's death on your conscience.

Come on.

Shame on you.

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Naby Keita 'could play for Liverpool THIS season if Jurgen Klopp pays RB Leipzig further premium fee'

NABY KEITA could play for Liverpool THIS season if Jurgen Klopps side pay more money, according to a Bundesliga expert. Lee Price says Jurgen Klopp could pay RB Leipzig a further premium to have him at Anfield for January.

Liverpool have bought Naby Keita but he remains an RB Leipzig player for now.

Liverpool have to wait until July next year to formally get their man. Liverpool confirmed the club-record signing of the £48million man last month.

Keita, 22, is currently set to arrive in England on July 1 next year. But Price claims the switch could be pushed forward.

He said: As I revealed back in June, Keita had agreed terms with Liverpool long ago, and it was just Leipzig playing hard ball.

Cornered by his release clause of £48m kicking in next summer, the German club always knew that theyd have to come to an agreement this summer to maximise their income, hence charging Liverpool a premium to do the deal now.

This makes sense for all parties – unless Keita picks up an injury.

Jurgen Klopp could pay an additional premium to get Naby Keita in for January.

It is thought Naby Keita could be on his way to Anfield sooner than expected.   Liverpool confirm record deal for Leipzig midfielder Keita.

There is a chance, depending on Leipzigs domestic and Champions League progress, that Liverpool could pay a further premium to capture the midfielder in January.

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Where The Bears Are - Season 6: Episode 2 BEARS IN THEIR NATURAL HABITAT - Duration: 9:48.

Hey, Stevens,

you're still seeing that guy who hocks adult diapers on TV?

Well, he doesn't do that anymore,

but, yes, he is my husband for two years now.

- Very cool. - Congrats, Stevens.

- Gay married? - Yeah.

Look at you.

Say, which one's the wife and which one's the husband...

if you know what I mean?

Which part fits where?

Really, that's none of your fucking business, Hooper.

Just fuckin' with you. I love you, Stevens.

Even though you're a big ol' homo.

Well, I love you, too, man.

Man, Stevens, I saw you working out in the gym.

You look good for an old timer.

The boss isn't around,

so you can knock it off with the digs.

No digs, just paying you a compliment.

Yeah.

Feel free to compliment me if you see anything you like.

I'm married.

Last week I drilled Putin's defense minister while

licking Russian caviar off the back of his neck.

He was wearing a wedding ring, too.

Yeah, okay.

I hope you won't hold it against me when I take that promotion.

I hope you won't hold it against me when I tell you to fuck off.

What the...? Okay! Come on! All right!

So, this is awkward.

Our junk is touching.

Mission accomplished.

Where the bears are We wanna be

SEASON 6 EPISODE 2 BEARS IN THEIR NATURAL HABITAT

INQUISITIVE CHANNEL

They're firing you?

Yeah, well, the official reason is

they need the money for Cyril's expanded dressing room.

That's outrageous! I'm good! I'm good!

I'm sending my son to grad school.

That's not cheap, you know.

Cyril's getting a bigger dressing room

and I'm not?

Reggie, could you put a good word in for me, please?

I'd be happy as a tick on a fat dog's ass.

Of course, Frank, anything for you.

You know I'm always here for you, right?

Step aside, Sling Blade! Hot Arab at 2 o'clock!

Sorry, only people connected to the show

can speak to the prince, and I don't recognize you.

Oh, it's okay, Rami. He works here.

I don't just work here,

I am the star of the show!

Didn't you see the giant poster of me hanging on the wall

- as you came in? - Oh, no, no, no.

I had that removed until the one with both of us

is ready now that we have equal billing.

Well, I certainly know who you are.

Prince Omar Al-Fayeed, new owner

of the Inquisitive Channel and a huge fan of your work.

Oh, well, thank you.

I'm a huge fan of hot, hairy...

...Arab men with lots of money.

I was just telling Cyril,

although the channel is under new management,

Murder Time with Reggie Hatch--

and Cyril Bowers.

Well, actually if you were to go by Q ratings,

it should be "Murder Time with Cyril Bowers...

and Reggie Hatch."

Bam!

Well, I consider Murder Time to be our flagship series,

and it will play a crucial role in our future plans.

Oh?

- Watch out! Watch out! - What the hell?

Assassin, assassin!

That is not an assassin, you idiot.

That's Eddie. He's just here to make sure

Cyril doesn't try to chew someone's face off.

Everybody's so jumpy when I'm around,

but I'm really just a pussycat.

Meow!

My apologies, Your Highness.

(buzzer sounds)

Oh, they need me and Cyril on set.

Don't go too far, Your Highness.

I would love to show you around later.

Maybe we can start with my dressing room?

Let's go.

Do you think they suspect why we're really here?

No, I think we're good.

It's not exactly a brain trust around here.

ONE DAY BEFORE THE MURDER

What's the issue now, Dorkoff?

We are already an hour behind schedule,

and I'm supposed to be at home cooking

dinner for my husband's boss.

Where the hell is Toby?

Toby will be here.

He's wrapping up a meeting with the producers right now.

Oh, no, no, no, please, God. Scott, tell me you're

not making him a series regular.

Relax. You're going to shoot and kill him

just as I wrote in the original script, all right?

- Thank me! - Thank you, Jesus.

Yeah, we're developing a new sitcom

and a character just for him.

- He is huge in social media. - Huge.

I've got to think of a good name for that.

What about, Everybody Loves Toby?

- Everybody does love Toby. - That Darn Toby.

- That Darn Toby. - What's Up with Toby?

- What's Up with Toby? - Toby is so darn funny!

- Toby! Toby! Toby! - Toby! Toby! Toby!

- What about Not Dorkoff ? - Yeah, exactly.

Powder me.

Stay strong, Nelson. He will be gone soon,

and everything will be back to normal.

I sure hope so, because I am at my wit's end.

- What is it, Kenny? - Oh, no, nothing.

Kenny? Tell me, you're my best friend.

You're the only person that talks to me on this entire set.

Toby tweeted about you again.

Oh, God!

"What do you get when you breed Nelson Dorkoff with a groundhog?

Six more weeks of bad acting."

That's terrible, that's terrible.

I'm gonna go. I'll see you later.

God, I hate him!

Give me some concealer, please?

More.

More, please.

I call this board of directors' meeting

for Sporting Wood Limited to order.

I shall now commence with the roll call.

Creative Director and Head Designer George Ridgemont?

Check.

Chief Model and Resident Beefcake Chuck Chambers.

Check. Founder and CEO Woodrow Burns.

Woodrow Burns!

I can't believe he didn't show.

That's you, Wood.

Oh, right. Oh, right.

Check. So...

now, first order of business: company expansion plans.

Well, I just invested in a new dick pump

that gives me an even more pronounced bulge.

That's great, Chuck. But I think we can go even bigger.

Well, sure, as long as I can submit the bill

for penis-enlargement surgery as a company expense.

No, what I'm talking about is starting a film division!

Oh, Wood, that's a wonderful idea.

I have always been a frustrated filmmaker,

ever since I was ten years old and I did a shot-by-shot remake

of Cecil B. DeMille's The Ten Commandments.

I cast my cousin as Moses and I played Nefretiri,

originally played by the amazing Ann Baxter.

"Oh, Moses, Moses, you lovable, adorable fool, you!"

I want to make porn films!

I don't know, Wood.

When I signed on for this,

I didn't expect to be starring in porn movies.

You don't have to worry about that, I'm gonna be the star.

You just have to have sex with me on camera.

Oh, well, in that case, no problem.

And as the auteur, in the tradition

of my creative inspirations Hitchcock, Truffaut,

and of course, Almodovar,

I will assemble all of the elements into a bold,

fresh, exciting mise-en-scène.

Yeah, about that, George, I think that we need to have

an experienced porn director on the set,

so I've already put in a call to Sebastian St. James.

That man is a hack!

He has no creative style, no sense of vision.

His last film,

that musical Rimming in the Rain was a critical disaster.

I mean, who eats ass in a thunderstorm?

Well, I'm sorry, George, my mind is made up.

You can't be the director, but you could be on-set fluffer.

Mmm, so,

you think I'm going to spend hours on end, on my knees,

sucking on hot porn-star cock, just to earn my paycheck?

Uh, yah.

You are so right!

We're making a movie!

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