Hello InnerTubers.
I just got back from a week-long trip and I remembered to stop at the store and get a
loaf of bread on the way home from the airport.
I was feeling really smug.
Yeah.
But then, this morning, I realized I had nothing breakfast-y to go on the bread or between
the bread, or . . . well, crap.
Only one thing to do – reach for the peanut butter.
But, wait, before I go any further, please click the little pink fucker down in the corner
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YES, peanut butter on toast is often my go-to nourishment when I "oh shit, slept in too late."
Protein, right?
Too many carbs, maybe.
But soooooooo fucking yummy.
Easy, fast, and epic!
AS FUCK!
I was halfway through this slice when I remembered . . . the plum jam.
I had slaved over a hot fucking stove making 6 batches of jam before I left
on my trip.
My plum tree was exceptionally fertile this year.
She and the bees - whoring around for hours, apparently.
BONUS: I still have enough prepared fruit for one more batch.
I actually poured some from the last batch into a bowl because it was not quite enough
for a full jar.
That has to be eaten immediately, right?
Well, who better?
And when better?
To dip into that shit? [takes bite] mmmm mmmmm You know, it's one thing to have peanut
butter toast.
It's quite another to have a full pb&j.
I'm instantly 6 years old in my gramma's kitchen when I make a pb&j.
She baked bread at least 3 times a week.
Oh, man, the smell.
We wanted to tear into it as soon as it came out of the oven, but, oh no, that couldn't
happen 'cuz if we did that, we'd have nothing but a big gloppy mess.
These days I have my toaster oven to recreate that memory.
My friend Bobbo also loves toast so this video is especially for him.
As you can see, you have to spread everything all the way to the edges.
This particular batch was a little more runny than the others, so I think I might use it
for pancake syrup.
I'm going full little kid on this one – crusts off, triangles.
Now, you know the best part about triangles?
You can dab some more jam on the top.
mmmmm
Now that's fuckin' epic.
You can have your French toast pb&j, and whatever the fuck, but that right there is full-on,
6-year old comfort food.
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Mwah.
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