(Acting Idols)
We'll start the audition for...
A movie about policemen with poor pronunciation,
"Youth Police Agency with Metal Bars."
First candidate, come on in.
Hello.
I'm a Hollywood actress, Nami Oh.
Oh!
You're out.
Don't you recognize me?
I'm Shin-chan.
You're starting to annoy me.
This is Hollywood!
If you do this, the guys go crazy!
They love it!
They say my face looks like Venus!
More like minus.
I'll show you my acting.
- Don't. / - Here I go.
A scene of me on a date with my boyfriend.
Just a moment.
Okay! Action!
Hi, honey.
Hey.
Gosh.
You didn't even dry your hair.
I can't dry it.
Oh, right...
Because you're Shin-chan.
Right...
Honey!
Get away!
Get away! Geez...
What is this?
Did you just pat my head?
No.
Alright, come here.
- What's with you? / - Come here!
- Excuse me! Help me! / - Come here!
Honey, I'm an adult too.
It's fine for us to be this physical!
An adult? You don't know...
I almost got some on me again.
You're not all grown up!
I'm all grown up.
See? I'm an adult too.
I even have a moustache.
Music!
Music!
That suits you more.
That suits you.
This is Hollywood!
If you do this, the guys go crazy!
They love it!
They say I'm the best!
- Yes, go sit down. / - Okay.
- You're out. / - Okay.
Last candidate, come on in.
What brings you here, ma'am?
Hello.
I'm an actress of 40 years. I'm Kim Jeongja.
We're sorry but the only roles
we have left are unnoticeable roles
like the lady opening a flower shop...
There are no unnoticeable roles in acting.
In acting, you give it your all
so that you're remembered
like a scene in a movie.
This is the spirit of acting.
I am merely like
Emma Stone of "La La Land."
What did you say?
How is this?
Aren't I like Emma Stone?
Hey, punk!
Oh, Emma... I said Emma.
- You said Emma? / - Emma.
Anyway, now that I've danced,
I'll act as the flower shop lady.
Gosh, come on in.
100 roses?
Hold on. I'll get those together for you real quick.
Do I have enough?
It's not like they'll count them.
Here you go.
She's counting them now.
Hold on...
One is missing?
It's right here!
Miss!
Those still have the thorns in them!
Don't hit me with those!
No, you just picked up a cactus!
Please!
Ma'am! You're out!
(Countryside Love)
Take this.
Apples.
What's with the apples?
It's the day your father passed away in 2 days.
Use it for the memorial ceremony.
How do you remember that?
Man! Your father was like my father.
It would've been nice if he saw you get married.
What's important about marriage?
I have a true friend like you! That's all I need.
Yeah?
I'm not getting married either since I have you.
- My friend! / - My friend!
Hello.
I just moved here and didn't get to say hello.
Have some rice cakes.
Have this.
Thank you.
- She's pretty. / - She's pretty.
You!
- What's your deal? / - What's your deal?
What are you looking at?
You're already looking for a newlywed home.
I can look wherever I want.
Hey.
Have you even dated before?
I have!
Yeah?
Then how about this?
Do you know playing hard to get?
You know about that?
I know all about that!
- You know? / - Yeah!
What's playing hard to get? Tell me.
What's playing hard to get?
Flour noodles and glass noodles.
So you know.
I told you!
My mom ran a noodle house!
Anyway! You'd better play fair, alright?
- What? / - You'd better not play dirty.
You'd better not ogle her!
- Don't play dirty! / - Don't ogle her!
Gosh... 2 p.m.
It's a good time for a snack.
What's this?
Fried grasshoppers.
You...
Ogler!
You gave her grasshoppers, you fatty!
Don't just read that. Read this.
What's this?
My family tree filled with only nobles.
You ogler!
You seduce a woman with your lineage?
Even his parents' ancestors were commoners.
That's him.
How dare you badmouth my parents.
You said my parents are like your parents.
That makes you a commoner too! Commoner!
What? You commoner!
Gosh!
Why are you two fighting again?
- You! / - What's your deal?
Do you want to take part in this war too?
Things are going to get real ugly.
What are you saying?
I'm not interested!
You guys get married and have kids.
Then I buy your kids gifts.
That's the way of life!
- Right. / - Gosh...
Look here!
- Get out. / - What?
Get out!
What?
Get out of my heart.
- Hey! / - What was that?
What is this?
What is all this?
You cheater!
You ogler!
What is it?
Get out! Get out!
I go downtown every weekend!
Move it, cheater!
Get out! Get out!
I'm so fat that my knees hurt!
What are you saying?
Why are you telling her your medical condition?
I want her to take care of me!
Stop fighting!
- You! / - What's your deal?
- Why do you keep hitting on her? / - Yeah!
What are you saying?
I'm not interested!
That girl only brings discord to our village!
I protect the peace in this village.
That's the way of life!
Right.
Look here!
How can you eat this?
Don't eat that.
What?
Don't eat that!
Why are you doing this?
An apple will kill you, Snow White!
You cheater!
Ogler!
- Grab him! / - Hey.
- Get over here. / - Why are you doing this?
What is it?
- Punch his teeth in! / - Hold him!
- Punch this guy's teeth in! / - Hold him!
Getting a wedgie will kill you!
It's embarrassing!
You cheater!
If you breathe now, you'll die!
I just farted.
- What are you saying? / - Hold your breath.
Why would you tell her you farted?
(Couple's Court)
Hello, viewers.
I am Jo Chunghyeon, the host of this hearing.
At this hearing is a married couple of 25 years
that always fights about the same thing.
Husband, Lee Changho
and wife, Lee Hyeonjeong.
We'll have this hearing to find out
who the real problem is.
Husband, Changho, please ask the first question.
I'm the husband Lee Changho and I work.
To my wife...
Please stop glaring at me so aggressively.
My wife Lee Hyeonjeong,
do you admit to the charges of illegal poaching?
- Why would a housewife... / - Alright, alright.
That's enough, that's enough.
That's why I prepared some evidence.
Take a look at this.
Hyeonjeong, this is your vanity, is that correct?
- Yes. / - It is.
What is this?
Snail cream.
Yes. And what's this?
Cocoon facial.
And this?
Horse oil cream.
- But that's... / - These precious living creatures...
Snails, cocoons and horses...
Instead of playing in nature,
they're on Hyeonjeong's face!
- How is that illegal poaching? / - It's this small!
The snail cream container is this small!
And it costs $300!
And you bought it with my money!
I use $2.50 lotion!
I use it on my face and all over my body!
I'd like to hear your response on these
illegal poaching charges!
All the husbands out there are watching!
Yes, please respond, Hyeonjeong.
Well... Well...
That wasn't just for me.
It's all to look pretty for my husband...
To look pretty? To look pretty?
If you want to look pretty,
use the $1 sheet masks they sell on the street
to cover your face! That's when you're prettiest!
It is ridiculous that she holds the purse strings
when she's charged of illegal poaching!
Let me handle the finances.
I'll give up the snail cream.
But I can't give up the finances.
What are you saying?
Do you know what your nickname is?
The Chief Kim Byungman of Yeongdeungpo!
You put all sorts of products on your face!
I'm so embarrassed to show my...
You're out of time.
For your information,
all I use is lip balm.
But I don't need to buy lip balm.
I my wife puts it on first
and then she puts it on me with her lips.
Today was apple flavor.
What is he saying?
Hyeonjeong, you may question him now.
Yes. Changho...
You accused me of illegal...
Stop making that face.
You accused me of illegal poaching.
But do you know that
you're charged of abetting murder?
How? I can't even hurt a fly...
Yes, yes. Of course.
Now listen to this.
On March 10, 2016,
your coworker Chief Yoo's grandmother passed away.
And a month later on April 17
Chief Yoo's father passed away. Do you remember?
- Yes, I remember. / - Now, this is the important part.
Precisely a year later on April 12, 2017,
Chief Yoo's father passed away again.
What happened here?
That is definitely abetting murder.
Tell the truth.
All the wives out there are watching!
Changho, please respond.
Well...
So...
Chief... Chief...
So... Chief... Chief Yoo...
Has two fathers!
- Oh, he has two? / - Yes!
- Two fathers? / - You shouldn't talk about...
- The tragedies of other families! / - Really?
Is that what I did?
- Yes! You should apologize. / - Then I apologize.
But... But...
The supposedly deceased Chief Yoo's father
came back to life for his 70th birthday
6 months later in October?
How do you explain this?
How will you explain this?
Well... That man...
Was Chief Yoo's third father!
His mother got remarried right away.
She's a very beautiful woman.
Why do you keep talking about other families?
In this manner, Changho's friends have had
around 170 family members die
and around 60 come back to life
over the course of a year.
I need a precise explanation
on these charges of abetting murder!
To answer,
we'll bring in a testifier that the both of them know.
I'd like to bring in Chief Yoo who had
two fathers pass away and talk to him.
What's going on? I'm so busy now!
Why are you calling me in here?
Manager Lee!
What's going on here?
Chief Yoo...
I'm so busy and you call me here?
Testifier, please sit down.
Let's get this over with!
- I'm a busy man. / - Yes.
Chief Yoo, I'll ask you a few questions.
Chief Yoo's father passed away last April
and again this April.
Did your father really pass away?
What are you saying?
My father is just fine and alive! Why would he die?
You've been spouting nonsense again!
Look at this! He said his father's still alive!
Oh, right.
Which father are you talking about though?
I have five fathers.
My name is Kim-Lee-Park-Choi-Yoo Minsang.
What happened...
Let's stop bringing up other people's
painful family affairs!
Chief Kim... Kim...
Lee-Park-Choi-Yoo.
Chief Kim-Lee-Park-Choi-Yoo Minsang.
Alright, alright.
I get it.
I'll ask the next question.
For the 3 days of your father's funeral,
Changho claims he stayed up all 3 nights.
I see that you two work in different departments.
Are you two that close?
Are you close friends?
This isn't right.
You never came to the funeral home!
I didn't even see you!
He stayed up all 3 nights?
We are not that close.
See? He says you aren't close!
I got you now!
He was really close with my father...
He went hiking with my father!
He was more like a son to him than me!
He was so good to my father!
No wonder he came!
Oh, I'm so sad!
I won't call you Chief Yoo anymore!
I'll call you big brother!
Little brother!
Gosh... Alright, alright.
Okay, testifier.
Please calm down.
I'd like to bring in
an additional testifier now.
What is it now?
I'd like to call Chief Yoo's wife right now...
- And talk to her... / - I'm sorry. Please save me.
My wife...
He said he'd pay
so we went to karaoke at Sinsa twice.
He paid once and I paid once.
Just kill me instead.
Kill me, wring me out
and make me into cream or lotion...
Get over here!
- Chief! / - Get over here!
- Chief Yoo! / - Get over here!
- Honey, I didn't do it. / - This concludes...
- The hearing. / - I didn't do it.
- Thank you. / - It wasn't me.
(Silly Interview)
I'd like to welcome all the reporters and
audience members to this VIP preview of
the movie "I Saw the Evil Woman."
We'll bring in the director and actors
and interview them.
Let's bring them in with a round of applause!
Hello.
Very nice.
Please sit down.
Let's have the director and actors
greet the audience.
Hello.
I'm the director of "I Saw the Evil Woman."
I'm Song Jungeun.
Hello! I'm Park Soyeong, a rookie actress.
Hello, I'm superstar Kang Yumi.
Hello.
Director.
You look so kind.
I heard you never got angry on set.
That's right.
I'm working with professionals.
Why would I need to get angry?
I was like friends with the actors.
The director is great.
- Gosh! / - Are you insane?
You're not my friend!
How old are you?
Did you just get angry?
It was just a loud talk among friends.
I don't get angry.
I see.
Director, I heard you even
invested in this movie.
That's right.
I spent $2 million which is all my money.
That's how confident I am in this.
You all can look forward to it.
He seems very determined.
- Soyeong. / - Yes.
How do you think this movie will do?
I think it'll be a flop.
Director, you wasted $2 million. I feel so bad!
I didn't know it was like this here.
No!
- No. / - I am not your friend!
I think there was a bit of trouble.
Don't worry about that, reporters.
Director, please calm down.
My leg won't move!
My leg won't move!
What's wrong with him?
- Have you heard of method acting? / - Yes.
He's still in the situation that he was acting out.
I can't stand up.
I have no feeling in my leg!
Did he get shot in the leg?
No, he's been sitting on the toilet too long
and has a cramp.
That's it. Great acting!
Why are you complimenting him?
He's my brother-in-law.
I see.
Yumi, I'd like to ask you a question.
You showed a different side of yourself for this film.
Was that hard for you?
I think all of the scenes were difficult.
Especially, this one scene
where I run around exposed in front of people...
It's hard to expose yourself in public.
No, I'm desperate for attention so it was easy.
I actually want to make news here.
Let's get 1 million views on WordStar!
Calm down.
I'm sorry.
Was there anything else you had trouble with?
I had many scenes where I spoke in Japanese.
I had to study Japanese 3 months ahead of time.
It's hard to learn Japanese in such a short time.
No, my family is pro-Japan
so we speak Japanese at home.
That's right.
Are you speaking Japanese now?
I'm...
Sorry, I can't help it.
Sorry.
But the character I played
had to trust and follow the co-star.
I wanted to nail this role
so I joined a religious cult.
I gave them my entire fortune and I bowed to a goat.
I was very active.
I started speaking in tongues and the leader...
Gosh... Geez!
Falling for a religious cult...
Director, what's wrong?
What's wrong?
I got him to join...
Alright.
I hear the movie has a lot of action scenes.
If you don't mind,
could you show us a scene here?
Of course. That's easy.
- Show them. / - Thank you.
Who's that?
That's Yumi's stunt double.
Don't worry about him.
Alright.
Wake up.
Where am I?
Still out of it?
I'll wake you up for sure.
So cold! I'm all wet!
You...
So you remember?
You treated me as your play thing in high school!
I'll use this Chinese jump rope...
- And do exactly what you did to me. / - Don't...
Don't! No!
Shall I get started?
Don't!
- Let's have some fun! / - Don't!
Stop it!
Do you remember?
Keep going.
Keep going?
I'm fine so keep going!
You think I won't?
Go!
Be cruel and do whatever you want!
You'll be fine! Here I go!
How was that? Did you like that?
It stings!
It stings?
- Shouldn't you stop her? / - You still can't beat me!
- Still talking nonsense / - Director!
Calm down! Calm down, Soyeong!
What's your deal?
I didn't know I'd get water thrown on me here.
Director!
(Idiotic Robot)
Somi...
I feel so empty without Somi.
I miss Somi.
Whatever...
So here you are, master.
I have no emotions.
I am Jinho-bot.
I do not have a heart.
I do not have a heart.
I do not have a heart.
Master, is something wrong?
I broke up with Somi.
Yes! Great!
Oh, that's too bad...
Whatever! I'm just going to drink!
Master.
This won't help you forget Somi.
Then what should I do?
Throw out everything Somi has given you.
Everything Somi bought me is expensive.
Fine. I'll throw them out and forget her.
This. Somi gave me this jacket.
Throw it out.
And this bag too. Throw it out.
And these sunglasses. Throw them out.
Throw them all out!
- Yeah! Free stuff! / - What?
What? Free stuff?
Hey! You're trying to take my stuff!
I am not.
You were trying to take my stuff.
I said I did not.
Geez!
You can't even cheer me up! You're the worst.
Master, don't be like that.
I'll introduce you to a nice girl.
Forget it.
I'll tell you about her.
She's really nice.
She's successful.
She's from a rich family and she has a nice body.
And...
Is she pretty?
Men are all the same...
What?
Now he acts like a man...
"Is she pretty?"
Why you... All you're doing is teasing me!
You should just make up with Miss. Somi.
I've invited Miss. Somi to come here.
You invited Somi?
Hey, Jinho-bot.
Why did you call me here?
Gosh...
What is this?
Why is he here?
Honey! Honey!
It was all my fault! Please let it slide!
I'll never do it again!
No, it's over for real now.
I'm leaving.
Miss. Somi!
Can you look at me and just let it slide?
Just once?
Fine.
Hey!
Why did you agree so easily?
- What? / - Honey.
Since we've made up,
how about a drink?
Fine, whatever.
You sit here.
I'll sit here but...
Hey, this chair is too high.
- Yeah, it is. / - Yeah.
Hold on.
Hyeseon-bot!
Why?
- Go! / - Why?
Why?
What? Why?
What was that?
Hey!
Sit comfortably.
Hyeseon-bot is the best!
Thanks.
Hi, Jinho-bot!
Hi, Hyeseon-bot.
Jinho-bot, do you think I look more like
Gianna Jun or Suzy?
You look like my older brother.
Jinho-bot!
You're so mean!
What the...
He's so tall but she threw him.
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Jinho-bot!
You offended Hyeseon-bot and she left.
You really don't like her?
Yeah.
What kind of girl robot do you like?
I like a girl robot
that's like a picture.
Hold on. A girl like a picture?
There's no girl robot like that.
Yeah, there are no girls like that.
Jinho-bot!
It's Hyeseon-bot again!
What? What?
I'm not here.
What are you doing?
Hey!
Jinho-bot!
So scary.
I found you!
Save me!
(Myeonghun, Myeonghun, Myeonghun)
- Myeonghun. / - Myeonghun.
- Myeonghun. / - Yeah.
We're friends, right?
- Right? / - Right?
Can just one of you talk?
Okay.
- Okay. / - Okay.
I'm so sick of it.
Of being hungry?
No.
Of guys.
What is it about us that makes guys
swarm to us like bees?
Our slim sideline?
Our breathtaking backsides?
You... You're...
Like beef shank.
Don't you have scissors at home?
Why are you sitting on me?
Why'd you hit me?
Guys, congratulate me.
I shot a drama.
I tried to show them a different side of myself...
So I made a sexy mole.
Guess what the staff there said to me?
Oh, so cute.
Oh, so pretty.
It's Oh Dalsu.
You look just like him.
Why'd you draw on me?
We never agreed to do this.
What are you doing?
Geez...
Sheesh...
I've never experienced this.
- What happened? / - What happened?
Your pants didn't explode?
No, my crush prepared
a surprise event to propose to me.
I was so happy
that I ran towards my crush
and hugged him.
Know what he said to me?
Minkyoung, I'm crazy about you.
Minkyoung, I'm crazy about you.
Minkyoung, I feel like I got hit by a car.
Don't run at full speed. Try to slow down.
You aren't pretty.
I'm so bored.
Let's take Myeonghun out somewhere.
Where should we go today?
Let's stop here today.
Oh, I have a good idea.
Let's take Myeonghun to the sauna.
No.
Let's take Myeonghun to karaoke.
No.
Let's take Myeonghun to my room.
No.
I want to beat you three and go to jail.
I'm only going to beat you!
(The Participation Show)
Hello, I'm Song Yeonggil the comedian.
We'll be picking one of you in the audience
and make you into the female lead of a drama.
Raise your hand if you've wanted to be
the female lead in a melodrama.
Raise your hand!
She seems very eager.
Please step up.
You are no longer a regular person.
You're the female lead in a drama.
If you just stand here,
our actors will make you into a female lead.
The drama starts now.
A big round of applause!
Hi.
My name is Jandi.
My surname is Nam.
Nam Jandi.
It's the F3 boys!
Min!
We got a new transfer student today.
A transfer student?
She needs to be welcomed.
Bring her.
- Hey, get over here. / - Get over here.
We brought her, Min.
So... You're the transfer student?
Strange...
There are three girls here...
But why do I only see one?
Is it me?
Move it.
Then is it me?
Get away.
It's like...
You're looking at me and dancing.
It's like you're dancing.
I didn't think you'd start dancing already.
So you danced.
Thank you.
Min.
You step aside.
How dare you flirt with Min?
- Why you... / - Hold it.
I'll destroy you.
Get out of here, weeds.
- Min! / - You're so mean!
Listen up, new girl.
I'll tell you how to survive at this school.
As of now...
I, Jaegal Min...
Declare you as my girl.
Your hands please.
We're going to spin around now.
You're really liking this.
- Min! / - Hold on.
Big trouble!
The kids from the next school are here!
Hold on. It's okay.
I can handle this by myself.
Let's go.
This isn't right.
This isn't right!
I just...
Can't come up with a song.
Hi.
I'm from the British royal family.
Descendant of George William Edward III.
I'm Kim Deukchun.
Nice to meet you.
The moment I saw you,
I came up with the most beautiful piece of music.
Could I express these emotions
through the saxophone?
Listen to it.
It's called...
"The Teasing Song."
Shall we play together?
Here.
The saxophone is a bit heavy.
Here.
Play at the count of 3.
Alright.
1, 2, 3.
What are you doing?
Did you go to the army?
- Hey. / - That's even hard for a comedian to do!
Hey.
Nam Jandi is my girl.
She's my girl.
Fine, you want to throw down?
Let's do this.
Don't listen to such foul sounds.
Why is he acting so cool?
Hold on...
This is...
It's not plugged into anything.
It's not plugged into anything!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Are we all fighting over this one girl?
It's not plugged into anything.
What happened to our friendship?
That's right.
Actually...
I like you too.
But...
Min...
And Deukchun...
I can't betray them.
See you later, little lady.
Gosh...
But!
Why is my heart...
Beating for you?
I disband our group starting today!
What are you doing?
Hold on!
Hey.
Why...
Why's your face redder than her face?
A lot of blood rushed to your face.
Was that hard for you?
Quiet.
You punk!
You guys do the lifting from now on.
What are you saying?
Listen up.
Nam Jandi...
Is my girl.
- She's mine! / - She's mine!
Hold it!
What the...
We have finally become whole.
F4.
Move it.
I'm the leader of F4.
I'm Gu Junpyo.
Not even close.
I feel bad for you guys
but Jandi is mine.
Jandi.
Come to me.
It doesn't look like she wants to.
Fine, it could be uncomfortable at first.
Give me your hand.
It's just your hand!
Why are you getting angry?
Jandi...
There's a saying.
People that love each other
start to resemble each other.
Like us.
- What are you saying? / - That's terrible!
What a horrible thing to say!
Let's stop bothering Jandi.
Jandi.
- You choose. / - Yeah.
Who is your man?
Is it time for me to choose?
Here, choose with this.
Hey, what's this?
Hold on.
Something here doesn't belong.
Doesn't belong?
You.
- You. / - You.
You.
- You. / - Yeah.
Let's leave him in today.
Oh! Nice.
Now I'll hit last place really hard
with the rubber mallet.
Really hard!
Alright?
Here I go.
1, 2, 3!
That was close!
Jandi.
I guess you don't...
- What? / - What?
What?
Jandi.
I guess you don't like cute guys.
She hit me really hard.
Nice.
Next is 3rd.
I'll hit him harder than the last one.
1, 2, 3!
What a relief!
What the...
I'm really strong.
Lastly, it's 2nd.
I'll hit him as hard as I can.
1, 2, 3!
Honey!
(YOLO Inn)
Where is this old fart?
I bet he forgot it's my birthday today.
♪ The door opens ♪
♪ And you come in ♪
Happy birthday.
Dear... Gosh...
Of course I remember my wife's birthday.
Thank you.
Dear, what's that in your hand?
We haven't even had a proper wedding.
That's why I brought this.
Dear...
I brought mine.
Dear...
How could you? It's my birthday.
Yours is in here too.
- It's in here? / - Of course.
Let me see.
You'll get a lot of attention wearing this.
- This? / - Yes.
Gosh...
What is this?
See-through.
- This really does get your attention. / - It sure does.
- Then you get my fists. / - Ouch!
- Take this. / - What's wrong?
Take this. What is that?
How could I wear that to a wedding?
- You old fart... Are you insane? / - Gosh...
Dallae, why are you two crying?
We lost our pocket money we were saving.
I had it in my pocket but it's gone.
Oh, you lost money?
I'll give you some. How much did you lose?
$100,000.
You lost $100,000?
Don't be ridiculous!
See? I told you we should've said $50.
We got too greedy.
And who keeps $100,000 in their pocket?
It could fit in my pockets!
I could fit $100,000.
What's that?
- Is he a flying squirrel? / - What is that?
Why are you kids here for real?
The school says we need our parents' signatures.
But we don't have parents.
Gosh...
Then give it here.
I'll be your parent for the day.
- Yeah. / - Thank you.
- I'll sign this. / - Yes.
- Hold on. / - What?
What is this?
This is a form to stand surety.
Surety?
See? I told you we should've came
when he was home alone!
Why'd you mess this up for us?
What?
When will you be alone?
We'll come at that time.
- You brats! / - Let's run!
How could they.
Gosh, that was a close call.
Dear.
Don't get so upset. It's a happy day.
Since today is a special day,
I made some bone broth for us to enjoy.
Bone broth?
That sounds great.
- Are you okay? / - I'm fine.
- Doesn't that look good? / - It sure does.
I've been boiling this for days.
It should taste different.
Gosh...
This really is different.
My false teeth...
False teeth were in here.
There.
Try it. It'll taste different.
Try it. It took me so long to make.
- Isn't it different? / - It sure is.
- Good? / - Delicious.
- Enjoy it all by yourself. / - Alright.
- Today's your birthday. / - Yes.
I brought a cake for you.
Really?
All I need to add is whipped cream.
I'll bring a piping bag.
No. No need.
I have a piping bag right here.
Gosh...
You'll use that...
What are you doing?
Will it come out?
Gosh, it works just fine.
Whipped cream...
Isn't that pretty?
You're getting more clever by the day.
I'm a chief.
Here. Whipped cream.
- This is whipped cream? / - Whipped cream.
Not foot cream?
It's whipped cream.
I can't eat this.
Eat it.
This is too gross, Junho.
I order you as your senior. Eat it.
That's too disgusting to eat.
I need to go to the bathroom to vomit.
- I ate your false teeth soup! / - Too disgusting.
- Geez... / - Hello.
- Is this YOLO Inn? / - Yes, it is.
Sir, you look so cold.
My blood circulation isn't so good.
My hands are cold.
You can have this, sir.
How do you use this?
It becomes warm if you shake it.
- Yeah? / - Yes.
- Like this? / - Sir.
Are your hands cold? I'll warm them up.
They aren't cold.
Thank you for making my mouth warm.
We're here again to spend the night.
Eat up and enjoy yourselves.
Thank you.
Hey! Bone broth!
Doesn't it look good?
This tastes a bit different.
Yes, it is.
A cake!
It must be someone's birthday.
- This looks great. / - Eat the whipped cream.
This looks good.
Honey, I want a bite of cake too.
Nope!
All for me!
That looks good.
- Thank you. / - Thank you.
Gosh...
I should feed the goose.
Goose, come here.
Goose.
Sir!
- Sir! / - Yeah?
- What did you throw down the drain? / - What?
The drains are all clogged!
This is a big job.
The drains are clogged?
Yes!
Let's start construction.
Honey, do you like my pedicure?
Let me see. It looks so pretty.
Seunghye, even your legs are pretty.
Gosh, you're embarrassing me.
- Honey. / - Yeah.
I feel like someone's watching us.
Who's watching us?
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday, dear goose ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
It's nothing.
The old man is throwing his goose a birthday party.
Stop joking around.
- Why'd you eat that? / - Seunghye.
Why do you smell so nice?
- Are you wearing perfume? / - No.
You smell so nice.
- Want to smell me here? / - Where?
- You're so fragrant! / - Dear, what are you doing?
What are you all doing?
(We Need to Talk 1987)
You brat...
You know I'm a busy man.
Why'd you bring me out here?
I'm going to tell Bongseon I like her
and throw her an event.
I need your help, dad.
You young punk! You should be studying!
Event, my foot!
Here's $10.
You should throw an event!
Life is an event! What should we do?
Should we set off firework or what?
- You'll play the mugger. / - Mugger?
- You brat. I'm your father! / - Here's $10.
Of course I'll play the mugger.
I'll be like, "Give me your money!"
Is that what I should do?
No.
If you grab Bongseon,
I'll swoop in and look really cool.
That's when you say to Bongseon,
"This is where your life ends!"
Then I'll go to Bongseon,
get down on my knee and say,
"Yes, Bongseon.
This is where your life alone ends.
Be with me from now on."
Wow!
Great idea!
Right? Right?
I feel like dating you now!
But do I have to do all that for just $20?
If things go well, I'll throw in another $10.
Right this way, sir.
This way.
That's it.
This way.
Come on, Seonggwang.
- Come here / - Let go. I said I can't.
I thought of a surprise event for Bongseon.
I need your help.
I can't.
Things are crazy at the station these days.
It'll be real quick.
You say, "Shin Bongseon, you're arrested for theft.
Do you know what you stole?
You stole Sejin's heart."
Then you give her this ring.
What do you think?
- Alright, I'll do it. / - Thanks!
Bongseon should be here soon.
Sejin!
She's here.
- Shin Bongseon. / - Yes?
You are under arrest for theft.
Do you know what you stole?
I'm sorry.
- A corn dog... / - No.
Not the corn dog!
I'm really sorry!
I should arrest her for real.
No, hold on.
Let me just talk to her. Hold on.
Sejin, I didn't mean to.
Alright, don't worry.
I'll talk to the policeman.
- Get him to go easy on me. / - Alright.
What is this?
I didn't know this would happen.
- Alright, but I have to arrest her. / - No, no!
Let's revise our plan. Come here.
Sejin... I hope he can convince the officer.
Don't move!
I'm... A mugger!
A mugger? Save me!
I'll give you everything I have!
What is this?
Hey, hey... Hold still!
Someone should show up soon.
Gosh... Why is she so strong?
Hold on... Hold still.
What is this?
Hey! Freeze!
- What is this? / - Save me... Save me...
He's a mugger!
What? Did Daehui plant that guy too?
He even has a cop. This is like a blockbuster.
Emergency situation!
I've found the man suspected as the serial burglar!
Hurry! Freeze!
Stop speaking formally. You know who I am.
Say please, boy.
Please let her go.
That won't work, fool!
I can't let her go.
Hey! What's going on?
Daehui, save me! It's a mugger!
Boy, why were you so late?
It starts now.
You...
Your life is over now!
It's over? Don't move!
No! It's not like that...
Stand aside! This is dangerous!
- It's not like that... / - You're in danger!
Don't move.
Your life is over now!
Arrest him!
Bongseon...
It's okay. It's over now.
Is it over now? Pay me.
Give me my $10!
Let me go, you punks.
Don't you know who I am?
Who are you?
Ask that fool.
Give me my money!
- Excuse me. / - Yes?
Do you know that man?
Yes.
He's a mugger.
- He's demanding money! / - Give me my money!
Take him away!
(Quiz Cafe)
An intense game of wits with a prize of $1 million
on the line.
I'm the host of the quiz show Quiz Cafe,
Seo Taehun.
Will someone win the $1 million today?
Today's contestant is comedian Yoo Minsang!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello.
Hello, Minsang.
Just a moment.
- Minsang. / - Yes?
You look like you lost weight
and got better looking.
- You're lying! / - Correct!
- You're off to a very good start. / - What?
- I got that right? / - I hope you get them all right.
Before we start the actual quiz,
we'll have a warm-up quiz.
We'll show you commonly used internet abbreviations.
- You guess what they stand for. / - Okay.
Here we go!
T, Y.
This is so easy. "Thank you."
- Correct. / - Of course.
Next. G, J.
Easy. "Good job."
- That's correct. / - Good.
Next.
Yoo Minsang... That's the first part...
- What does that say? / - Try and guess!
This is teasing me! That says something bad!
What are you talking about?
It's used commonly on the internet.
It's "Showing off your dragon tattoo."
Hey!
- Who uses that abbreviation? / - You don't?
- Nobody uses that! / - Alright.
Here's your next question.
What is it?
Son of...
That's so blatant!
Son of a... Hey!
That's swearing!
I don't understand at all.
Anyone can see that the answer is stickleback.
Hey!
What were you thinking of?
That's forcing it!
What were you thinking of?
You can't write it like that!
Alright, alright.
That was forcing it.
We'll start the actual quiz now.
The first question is about celebrities.
Here are your choices.
- 1. Kim Soohyun. / - Wow, so handsome.
2. Park Bogum.
- 3. Song Joongki. / - So handsome!
Here's your question.
Of the following, who is the worst actor?
Go ahead!
What are you saying? I'd get in trouble.
You seem to be having trouble.
Just think simply.
Pick the one who can't act
and only got famous for his looks.
That would get us in trouble!
- Gosh... / - King... King?
One of these two who had played the king?
No! No!
I didn't mean that.
- But... / - The army?
Song Joongki of "Descendants of the Sun?"
No! Don't do this to me. Stop harassing me!
Pizza?
All 3 of them who shot pizza commercials?
Gosh!
Minsang, you think all 3 of them can't act.
No!
Alright, Minsang.
I'll take that as your personal opinion.
Unfortunately, you are incorrect.
What's the answer then?
We'll move on to the next question.
The next question will be given by
KBS announcer Park Sora.
Hello, everyone. I'm KBS announcer Park Sora.
Sora, you need good teamwork for the next question.
Minsang will act out the word.
- Sora, you need to guess. / - Okay.
- Let's hurry. / - Here we go!
Wow, what is this?
- How do I express this? / - Grand gorilla.
- Correct! / - How did you know?
- Next! / - How did you guess that?
I've never heard of this.
- So it's... / - African bullfrog!
- Correct! / - How did you know?
You look just like one. You don't have to imitate it.
- What are you saying? / - Next!
Gosh...
This one's so easy. Me, me.
- Alaskan brown bear. / - No! Not that.
Just me.
- Sumatran rhinoceros? / - What is that?
Not that! Just look at me.
What comes to mind?
- I want to punch you. / - Correct!
- That was right? / - That was right?
- I got it right! / - Precisely!
- That was right? / - Thank you!
Why don't you punch me before you go?
If you get one more right,
you can win the $1 million.
- Geez... / - The last question is a speed quiz.
Quickly answer the questions I give you.
- Alright. / - Look at the screen...
Here's your question!
- What is this? / - What?
What is that?
How would I know what that is?
- It's very easy. / - I'm not even good at English!
How would I know this?
Do you wish to give up?
How would I know this?
The answer is Arabian.
- I know it's Arabian. / - Then why didn't you say so?
You tell me what this means.
How would I know?
- What? / - Use a translating app.
Then why'd you give it to me?
The next one is very easy.
Who am I?
Oh, that's easy. Answer! An elephant.
- That's too bad. / - Huh?
The answer is Yoo Minsang
picking up a fallen pastry.
Why can't you recognize your own body?
When did you take this?
You don't want $1 million?
My left arm looks a bit long.
You altered the photo.
It's too early to give up.
You have your last question left
and it's very easy.
The name of this character...
Answer! Darth Vader.
Yes, it's Darth Vader.
Then who does DAS belong to?
Why are you doing this?
Why do you keep asking me things like this?
Tell us.
People! You know this question is messed up!
- Hold on. / - What?
I think you just did an impression of someone.
Who?
Wasn't that an impression just now?
No, not at all.
I think people that know would know.
I did it without knowing anything.
It's not what you think at all.
- Minsang, you are out of time. / - Thank you.
Will someone win the $1 million next episode?
- Watch Minsang who knows something... / - No.
And myself who knows nothing next episode.
Wow! Trying to throw me under the bus!
You're a jerk.
(Managers)
I manage my gang.
I manage my girlfriends.
I try to take care of myself.
I'll handle that punk.
You all stay out of this!
I'm so into you, baby.
Go away! Go away, arm fat!
I manage my gang.
I manage my girlfriends.
I try to take care of myself.
I manage my gang.
I manage my girlfriends.
I try to take care of myself.
Hammer, give me a light.
Baby, give me your hand.
Athlete's foot! Oh, geez!
I manage my gang.
I manage my girlfriends.
I try to take care of myself.
You squealed to the cops, didn't you?
It smells fishy.
Baby, did you cook?
It smells delicious.
I don't smell.
I manage my gang.
I manage my girlfriends.
I try to take care of myself.
Looks like you...
Honey, you look like a celebrity!
Who does she take after?
- She looks like you! / - She looks like you!
I manage my gang.
I manage my girlfriends.
I try to take care of myself.
(Bongsunga School)
Hello, I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School,
Kim Daehui.
Let's get started with Bongsunga School!
Who wants to talk first?
Who are you guys?
We're from "Produce 101."
We didn't make the cut. I'm 104th, Ryu Samuel.
I'm 103rd, Song Daniel.
102nd. I'm the lucky one, Jang Obok!
Obok! Obok!
Wow...
See that?
They don't just do that for anyone.
I told those BTS fans
I'd get them autographs if they cheered for me.
But in truth, I don't know BTS!
They're really angry.
Why would you do that to my face?
Alright, calm down.
That was your fault.
So what did you guys do last weekend?
My new album came out.
I was in a drama.
I got a bigger gut.
I am not pregnant.
You don't have to give your seat up for me!
Alright, go sit down.
Go sit down.
I have to go to a fashion show.
Fashion Week.
You're going as a model?
- Or as a celebrity? / - No.
I set the chairs before the fashion show starts.
I set these chairs today too!
- Alright. / - You should be thanking me!
Alright, alright. Go sit down.
- Sit down, guys. / - Geez.
Who wants to talk next?
Hi, everyone!
These days guys that live alone
are more popular than handsome guys.
I live alone. I'm Honnam.
I'll tell you how great it is to live alone.
If you have a girlfriend, it's such a pain.
You'd be sitting at home when your girlfriend texts.
"Honey, we need to talk later."
- So scary! / - Talk about what?
It means I did something wrong!
Then you meet up and talk.
"Honey, don't you have something to tell me?"
- Geez! What is it? / - Be careful.
- Be careful. / - What is it? You have to think.
Honey, I didn't do anything wrong.
"Really?"
"Okay, you pass. Let's go eat."
Come on!
She's like a detective!
If you live alone, you don't have to worry about
stuff like this.
Recently, I went to an escape room!
They're all the rage!
And then I started to play
an exciting game to escape that room!
Wow, that sounds great.
I couldn't solve a single puzzle in 4 hours.
I told them to let me out through the intercom.
They had all went home.
That's when I had to escape for real.
I figured they'd open the door the next day.
But it was their day off.
I spent 48 hours in there
and the door finally opened.
I was so angry that I complained to the owner.
He said he'd throw in an extra hour on the house.
But I got a free hour so I'm fine!
You know...
You should find someone to date and get married.
I don't understand what's great about marriage.
I don't get it!
- Yeah, actually... / - Right?
- I'm really envious of you. / - I bet!
It's tiring if you're married.
I took my family to ride
rail bikes last weekend.
I had to pedal by myself all day.
It was so tiring and my wife would
feed me a lovingly made lunch.
My three girls fanned me with their little hands.
My youngest is 7 years old
and she said she'd pedal for me.
She tried to reach with her short legs.
Then my wife started crying.
- Right. / - I asked her why.
"This isn't a rail we're on, honey.
This is a path to happiness."
It's so tiring!
Teacher, can you go on a bit longer?
Take me on that path with you!
- Take me with you! / - Forget it.
- Honnam. / - Yeah?
I'm sure you feel upset.
- Let's go somewhere. / - To ride rail bikes?
- No, an escape room. / - You jerk!
- The owner said 2 free hours! / - I'm sick of that!
Sit down.
Who wants to talk next?
♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪
Who are you?
Hello, teacher.
I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
I'm Wu Eongjae.
Alright. What do you keep pointing at?
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When my dad works until late at night ♪
♪ In the study after he comes home from work ♪
♪ But then ♪
♪ It seems like he needs a lot of information ♪
♪ He looks through so many books ♪
♪ That's when my dad said ♪
♪ Where's my secret money stash, son? ♪
♪ My mom said so my dad could hear ♪
♪ How does this bag look, son? ♪
♪ What my dad needs ♪
♪ Is two bags of receipts for the refund ♪
What are you saying?
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When my dad is hungry ♪
♪ And my mom is tired ♪
♪ So he says he'll cook himself to be considerate ♪
♪ But then ♪
♪ He eats the food my mom froze in the freezer ♪
♪ And things seem really nice ♪
♪ My mom said after opening the freezer ♪
♪ Who threw away the food waste in here, son? ♪
♪ After hearing that my dad said ♪
♪ What I need now ♪
♪ Is two bags for real ♪
♪ Mom, you can hear this and cry ♪
♪ Your cooking doesn't taste much different ♪
Alright, go sit down.
♪ I'll be back, back, back again ♪
This next class should be useful for you all.
It's history class!
That's so boring!
- It is not boring! / - What was that?
Who are you guys?
Hello, teacher. We're the fun-loving brothers.
The Fun Bros! Yes, baby!
So exciting, so exciting!
Just watching you guys is fun.
So what brings you here?
Teacher, we'll show you how world history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
- Alright. / - The Khitan invasion in 993.
Sire! The savages are invading!
What should we do?
I have somewhere for you to hide, Sire.
Where is that place?
It's on top of that hill.
- Where? / - On top of the hill.
On top of the hill?
♪ A girl like me with a small and pretty butt ♪
So exciting, so exciting!
What are you doing?
Teacher, we'll show you how world history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Alright.
Columbus finding the new world.
If we cross this vast ocean, there will be new land!
What ocean will we cross?
I'll tell you what those oceans are!
♪ Cross the Pacific, cross the Atlantic ♪
♪ Even cross the Indian Ocean ♪
Are you okay?
Are you hurt?
- My butt. / - Your butt?
♪ A girl like me with a small and pretty butt ♪
Teacher, this has been...
- The Fun Bros! / - Alright.
So exciting, so exciting!
Gosh...
So chaotic...
Who wants to talk next?
Anyone there?
Hi, guys.
- So pretty. / - She's pretty.
Who are you?
I'm an elegant woman.
My name is Tina.
Ssan Tina.
Tina, why are you so late today?
Don't even ask.
There was an accident in the parking lot.
- Geunji. / - Yeah?
- I'm sorry. / - For what?
I bumped into your car today.
What? My car?
It's not bad.
- Just a slight ding. / - What?
Your nice car...
Became like this.
That means my car's been totaled!
Sorry.
Forget it. That's okay.
Really? What a relief.
I almost pooped myself thinking you'd get mad.
What?
My heart was racing.
Will you accept this?
It's because I feel bad.
Here.
- What's this? / - I snagged it from my older sister.
What?
I took it without her knowing.
You should start driving safely.
I'm not that worried.
- I'm quite the lucky devil. / - What?
I'm a woman with God on my side.
Oh, right. I have something to say.
God has forsaken you. Find a new god.
What are you saying?
Who wants to talk next?
That's so weak for a man.
Everyone say it. Man!
- Man! / - Man!
I'm the strong man, Gangnam!
- Kids these days are too weak like them. / - Weak!
I'm saying a man shouldn't be this weak.
Kids need to be strong and powerful!
Look at this.
Sponge Bob.
- Sponge Bob is too weak! / - Weak!
This is why they call him Sponge Chump!
Make his teeth powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
Sponge Bob is a man that can talk a big game!
Man!
Make his hairstyle powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
Sponge Bob is a man that would say...
- You know who I am? / - Man!
Make his limbs powerful!
His arms first!
Make his legs powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
He's no longer Sponge Bob.
- He's looks like Punch Bob, man! / - Man!
Who wants to talk next?
I will survive. I will survive.
I will survive in nature!
Who are you?
Hello.
I moved to the mountains to escape the city.
My surname is Shin and my name is Dosi.
- I'm Shin Dosi. / - I see.
Dosi, if you live in the mountains,
how do you take a shower there?
The waterfall nearby is where I shower and bathe.
If I want to wash up, I just strip,
sit in front of the waterfall
and sit real still like this...
You feel good energy?
Someone calls the police.
They say it's indecent exposure.
I had to pay $20,000 as settlement.
Dang it!
- But the waterfall is really precious. / - Yes.
It's high-quality water.
So many freshwater crawfish and shrimp live there.
If you catch them fresh
and bite right into it...
You get a stamina boost?
I get food poisoning.
People, make sure you cook your food.
My stomach hurts. Not again...
- Dang it... / - Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
I've mastered how to heal the body in nature.
Is anyone here unwell?
Me! Me!
- Yeah. / - My stomach really hurts.
- It's a slight pain? / - Yes.
Pow!
Ow! My head!
Now your stomach doesn't hurt.
Yes!
- It doesn't hurt now. / - It doesn't!
This is the power of nature.
That's right.
There's no cure to this!
Not even the power of nature can fix this.
I'm sorry!
- Is everyone done talking? / - Yes.
- Goodness... / - Careful.
Mr. Principal.
Hello. People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
What is it?
You don't look so good today, Mr. Principal.
I had a health check recently.
My blood sugar is a bit higher than average.
So you have high blood sugar.
People come first.
I got excited thinking of this.
I woke up laughing 3 times last night.
Nice job!
I hope our love levels go up too!
I love you.
I hear my wife and I are quite popular these days.
And we can really sense it.
There are many ways to gauge your fame.
First, the hand-witten letters and gifts from fans.
Hand-written letters.
Next, the number of social media fowowers.
Number of social media followers.
Lastly...
Your twending wanking on search engines.
Your trending ranking on search engines.
Dear.
I'm following your social media account.
Today, deleting my social media account comes first.
I love you.
Do any of you students have any concerns?
- Me! / - Me!
Song Daniel?
I have a concern.
I should get married, but I don't know any women.
Your concern is that you don't know any women?
That's when you should look at him.
Who do you mean?
Knowing many women can be a concern too.
Myeonghun, is that a concern for you?
- Is it? / - Is it?
It's torture.
All single people out there,
I hope you meet someone nice.
Luck, luck, luck, luck!
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