You would think the Hollywood studio named after an animal would be more sensitive to
cruelty to animals, but (buzzer sound) guess again.
At the beginning of the third installment of this trilogy, these gunman are shooting
innocent animals.
Time out!
He's an ape and he's clearly a wolverine.
Time in!
The gunman start the fight and one by one, they're taken down as the good guy finishes
the fight.
The main character kills most of the gunman, but shows the rest mercy by allowing some
of the bad guys to get away.
After the battle, the main character travels to his secret hideout that's hidden deep
in the middle of nowhere.
It's only a matter of time before the bad humans discover where they're hiding so
he comes up with an exit strategy to find better sanctuary.
The character with the Michael Jackson skin tone hates his plan (audio).
The bad guy arrives to the hideout and are taken hostage.
The leader gives the Michael Jackson guy clear directions to take the mutant out back and
teach him a lesson.
Instead of teaching the mutant a lesson, the Michael Jackson character gets taken to school
instead.
He allows the bad mutant to get away and now the main characters are in deep trouble.
The soldier gathers reinforcements and together, they stage an attack on the hideout.
This attack sets off a chain reaction that drives the main character mad and causes him
to break almost every rule he's had to live by in the previous installments.
I don't blame him because the soldiers are ruthless.
They sneak into the bedroom and kill the main character's closest friend in bed.
Like who does that?
Next to Game of Thrones, 20th Century Fox kills more main characters than Quentin Tarantino
so there's no telling who will die next.
The main character agrees to follow the map, but it's obviously a trap.
The soldiers recruit the snitch and the idiot gives them all the intel they ask for because
he's scared to die.
Cowards get devoured.
The good guys learn their lesson about trusting people who talk too damn much.
The next time they make a friend, it's this little girl.
She's a mute and doesn't talk much so even if she did want to snitch, she barely
talks so it's highly unlikely she'd sell them out.
Together they go on a long journey together.
Later on, the Michael Jackson character dies and the action picks up after that.
The soldiers find the main characters and takes the survivors as prisoners and lock
them up in chains like they're slaves or something.
Human vs. mutants isn't a fair fight so the soldiers stand back and let the mutants
fight each other.
The main character gets knocked out.
He loses a lot of energy and starts blacking out over and over again.
When he gets enough energy, him and the other mutants schedule an escape plan.
The escape plan is going great until the soldiers start shooting up the place like ba da da
da dat ba da da da dat ba da da da dat dat dat.
The hero tries to save the day and then (arrow sound effect).
He gets shot with an arrow and you could tell it hurts.
Right when it looks like he's about to die on the battlefield, he doesn't, but the
other mutant that was working for the soldiers gets what he deserves and gets shot in the
head.
The rest of the soldiers are killed by mother nature.
The good guys make it to the promise land and are free from their oppressors.
Sadly, the main character dies right before his check for freedom is cashed.
He's buried and has a nice funeral and everything, but you're low-key upset because you know
the sequels won't be good if he's not in it.
Those are 24 reasons these movies are the same.
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