Youtube daily Jun 21 2018

-♪ Tonight Show Kid Letters ♪

♪ Kid Letters, Tonight Show ♪

-Now, we -- we get letters from kids all over the world.

They send us ideas, jokes, suggestions for the show.

They're always great.

I wanted to share some of them with you right now.

These are real letters from real kids.

We do not make this up. Our first kid letter is from

a kid named Cameron, age six.

It says "Dear Jim, I like some of your show.

[ Light laughter ]

It's sometimes funny. Now here's a joke.

Why was the broom late for work? Because he over swept."

[ Laughter and applause ]

[ Rimshot ]

-From Cameron. -Come on, that's a good one.

-Thank you, Cameron. I liked some of that joke.

It was sometimes funny. [ Laughter ]

-Like some of your name, too. -This one is Nick.

He is age 12.

He said, "Dear Jimmy Fallon, me and my mom love to watch

your show. But my brother and dad

both think you're a nerd.

[ Laughter ]

I have a suggestion. Can you come to Canada?"

Then, down here it says, "P.S. Nothing, from Nick."

[ Laughter and applause ]

-He didn't have anything for you, no P.S.

-You really psyched me out there, Nick.

Well, to answer your question, I would love to go to Canada,

you little punk. [ Light laughter ]

P.S. Nothing.

This next one is from Lucy, age nine.

She says, "Do you want to hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it is too cheesy." -Yeah!

[ Laughter and applause ]

Come on.

It said, "What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef." There you go.

And there's a drawing. Not bad.

Lean -- lean beef. That's fantastic.

This one's from Henry, age five. It says, "Dear Jimmy,

please stop clapping. My mom doesn't like your hands."

[ Laughter ]

-There you go.

[ Light laughter ]

-This next one -- I can't do it.

Oh, this one's funny. This is from Lauren, age 12.

She said, "Dear Mr. Fallon, my name is Lauren.

I am 12 years old. Let me start out by saying

I love your show." Thank you, Lauren.

"I always like it when Blake Shelton is on your show.

I would totally watch a TV show about Blake and Jimmy.

I've even written a theme song in case NBC decides to follow

through with my idea. I do expect to be compensated

for use of idea and/or my song. This is not a joke.

I really would want to be compensated.

Although, probably only 10% for use of my idea,

and 20% for use of my song.

But we can work out negotiations later.

Thank you, your friend, I hope, Lauren, age 12."

Actually, it sounds like a good idea.

But Lauren actually sent in the theme song.

So let's take a listen. Lauren, age 12.

-♪ When you're walking down the street ♪

♪ There's some friends you'll want to meet ♪

♪ It's Blake and Jimmy ♪

[ Cheers and applause ] -Yeah, that's not bad.

♪ It's Blake and Jimmy ♪

Yeah, not bad. Let's talk. I'll have your agent call

my agent or whatever. 12 years old, I love it.

This last one is from Christopher, age seven.

"Hey Jimmy, my name is Christopher and I am seven.

I like watching your show on YouTube with my mummy.

I like the funny guy in the glasses.

But I don't think it's fair that you get to sit and he doesn't.

From -- [ Laughter ]

Christopher." [ Applause ]

I think he's talking about you. Oh, come on.

Oh, stop it. Like you would --

It's good that you stand. I don't know why you have

to sit. -Would be nice.

-You guys don't want him to sit! -Be nice to sit in a chair...

-Do you guys want him to sit in a chair?

-...once in a while. [ Cheers and applause ]

-Oh, no! Oh, please.

Really? Okay. -Just once.

-You wanna sit, you wanna chair? -Yeah, please.

I'd like to sit in a chair for once in my life.

You want a chair. You want a chair?

-I'd love one.

-Go ahead and go sit down, then, Mr. Chair.

-Thank you very much. -Go for it.

Yeah, there you go. [ Wood breaking ]

Oh, my goodness! Oh, Higgins.

Higgins, are you okay, buddy? -Oh, yeah.

I'm fine. I think that the chair was just missing a screw.

[ Crash ] -Oh, no, my -- the anvil!

I forgot we put an anvil up in the ceiling.

That's where we keep our anvil.

Oh, no, Rusty, Rusty, get away for him!

Rusty, get over here! What's the safe word?

Pineapple! Pineapple!

Oh, Rumpelstiltskin! Sorry -- Oh, my gosh.

Higgins, are you okay? Are you all right?

-Oh, my God. -Oh, my goodness.

[ Cheers and applause ] -Whoa!

At least I know Rusty doesn't have a nut allergy.

-Oh, thanks. It's good to know that.

Oh, my gosh. Guys, that's all the time

we have for kid letters. Thank you for all the kids

who sent letters. [ Cheers and applause ]

If you want to see yours on the show, just e-mail them to

kidletters@tonightshow.com.

For more infomation >> Kid Letters: Dear Jimmy, Please Stop Clapping - Duration: 4:50.

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Fred Judges a Book by Its Cover: A Gentleman in Moscow by Amor Towles - Duration: 3:52.

-I'm always so excited to talk to you, Fred,

mostly just to catch up on all the projects

you've been working on since you've been away from us.

You're so busy. -Very busy, yes.

-And you were lamenting to me the other day that

while everyone else is out doing their summer reading

and bringing books to the beach, you don't have time for that.

-I just never have time to read. Nothing.

-But then you also said -- and I found this a little strange --

that's okay, because you can tell everything about a book,

including the entire plot and all the characters,

just by looking at the cover.

-That's exactly what I said to you, yes.

-All right. [ Laughter ]

And I will admit that I find that a little hard to believe.

-Why? [ Light laughter ]

-Well, books -- some books are 500, 600 pages.

And it seems like one image would not be enough

to give you every twist and turn in the plot of a novel.

-I don't think that's true. I don't agree.

-Okay. [ Laughter ]

Well, I guess it's time to test that

in a new segment, "Fred Jud--" [laughs]

"Fred Judges a Book by Its Cover."

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

-All right. You ready, Fred?

Are you ready to look at a cover?

-All set. -Here we go. This is a book.

This book is called

"A Gentleman in Moscow" by Amor Towles.

Fred, you've looked at the cover.

What is this book about?

-So, this is a novel. [ Laughter ]

As it says there. -Yeah.

-And it's a gentleman in Moscow. -Uh-huh.

-And, of course, Amor Towles wrote it.

And, um, it's, you know, about the rules of civility.

[ Light laughter ] So it's -- this is -- it's a --

it's a kind of, um -- it's a heartwarming --

the plot is -- it's a -- it's a sort of --

it's a mystery. -Uh-huh.

-And it's a heartwarming mystery, and what happens --

-A heartwarming mystery about the rules of civility.

-Yes. -Okay.

-And so, it's this -- this hotel in Moscow.

[ Laughter ] And some of the -- the --

the rooms are very expensive, and some are very cheap.

So this one guy comes in, and he's like,

"I don't want to spend too much, but I still want a room where,

you know, it has a bed and a bathroom and stuff."

And so the owner is like, "I've got something for you.

The only thing is,

you can't turn around once you're in there."

[ Laughter ]

"Can't turn around."

He's like, "What's the dif--

it's my own priv-- I can do whatever I want."

He's like, "I'm just asking you,

if we're gonna do this, please don't turn around."

-Oh, so there's space to turn around.

The owner of the hotel just doesn't want him to turn around.

-Exactly. -Okay.

-So he brings him up to this sort of second floor.

-How many pages into the novel would you say we're at?

-This is about halfway through.

-Okay, good. [ Laughter ]

-It's because of the language.

The language is beautiful. -Okay.

[ Laughter ] -It's just wonderful language,

just words playing into each other,

just really wonderful, so -- -No, I think we all get it,

based on what you've been doing with your hands.

-Yes. -Yeah.

-So, they bring him up to this room.

And he's like, "Okay, great."

And, so, like, the -- the --

the bellman pushes him, like, right up to the balcony.

And he's like -- [ Laughter ]

-Oh, so that's maybe... -That's it.

-...this moment here? -Yes.

-Okay. -He's like, "Look at that view.

Isn't that great? Don't turn around."

[ Laughter ]

"Do not turn around. But this is your room."

And then he just leaves.

And the rest of the book is him just looking out the window

and enjoying the view. [ Laughter ]

-That's fantastic. -Yes.

-Now, I will say that, according to the book itself,

this says, "In 1922, Count Alexander Rostov

is deemed an unrepentant aristocrat

by a Bolshevik tribunal

and is sentenced to house arrest

in the Metropol, a grand hotel..."

[Bleep] [ Laughter ]

-Yeah. Yeah. [ Applause ]

[ Laughter ]

-"...across the street from the Kremlin.

Unexpectedly, his reduced circumstances provide him entry

into a much larger world of emotional discovery,"

which might be that looking part.

[ Laughter ] -That's exactly right.

It's a novel.

-You know what, Fred? I think you've done it again.

-Yes. [ Laughter ]

Give it up for Fred Armisen, everybody.

-Thank you. [ Cheers and applause ]

For more infomation >> Fred Judges a Book by Its Cover: A Gentleman in Moscow by Amor Towles - Duration: 3:52.

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Prince William's Birthday, Burger King Russia - Monologue - Duration: 3:31.

-Let's get to the news. Before we start our monologue,

the news this week, incredibly depressing.

So just for us tonight, in the monologue,

we're not gonna mention the President.

We're not even gonna say his name.

We're just gonna talk about other things.

Then we'll do "A Closer Look," where we'll just unload.

[ Laughter ]

So here we go! No Trump monologue.

Billy Joel will host the re-election fundraiser

for New York governor Andrew Cuomo next month,

with tickets starting at $5,000.

That's ridiculous.

If you want to spend $5,000 to see Billy Joel,

just pay his bail after a D.U.I.

[ Applause ]

Look, when you -- when you can't make jokes about Trump,

sometimes you've got to go back like 12 years.

[ Laughter ]

Tomorrow is Prince William's birthday.

He'll celebrate the same way he always does, in a hat.

[ Laughter ]

A film critic at "The New Yorker"

is attracting criticism online

for publishing a review of Pixar's "The Incredibles 2"

that sexualizes the main character, Elastigirl.

Also, "Toy Story" gave him a woody.

[ Laughter and applause ]

According to a new report,

legal marijuana sales in Colorado

have seen a plateau in growth.

Apparently people are still going to the marijuana stores,

but they can't remember why they went in.

[ Laughter ]

"Yeah, hey, do you have, um..."

[ Laughter ]

"What's the word, um..."

[ Laughter ]

"Doritos." [ Laughter ]

A new study has determined that dogs are smarter than cats.

Counterpoint --

[ Laughter ]

A large group of teens was seen on the New York subway yesterday

smoking a hookah inside a train car.

Said the other riders, "Hey, come on!

We're trying to masturbate!"

[ Laughter ]

New York's state assembly is considering a new bill

that would legalize alcoholic ice cream.

"That's great news," said a 5-year-old having a rough day.

[ Laughter ]

"Just a little something to take the edge off, ma."

[ Laughter ]

Authorities in Florida are searching for two men

who left an injured alligator at a convenience store.

Said the alligator, "No, no, it's cool.

They said they'd see me later."

[ Laughter and applause ]

Ugh.

That joke was written by that 5-year-old

after he had a couple of scoops of the booze ice cream.

And finally, Burger King Russia has apologized

for offering a lifetime supply of Whoppers

to any Russian woman who could get pregnant

with the child of a World Cup player.

In related news, no matter what this guy says,

he does not play for Spain.

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In this Gimp Workshop we are going to see how we can change

a color photo into a dramatic comic book drawing.

If you want to follow along, the link for the image is in the video description.

Click on file, open, search for your image and open it.

We will start by cropping the image.

Right click somewhere in the image, click on tools, transform tools and crop.

Check in the tool options the option fixed and fill in 1:1.

In this way we will get a square cut out.

Now we can crop the image.

With the handles and or the corners we can make corrections.

By click and drag inside the cut out, we can move the whole selection.

When it looks okay, we hit enter or we double click in the cut out to confirm.

Now this is still a fairly large image, which we can see here,

so we will scale it down a bit.

Right click in the image again and now we go to image and scale image.

Fill in 1500 as the width.

Hit the scale button.

The height changes proportional.

Again, right click in the image, click on view, zoom and fit image in window.

Then we right click in the image and we go to filters, artistic and waterpixels.

Depending on your system, this filter can take some time to process.

That is in this case the main reason for scaling down the image.

We will leave the superpixels size at its default of 32,

but we change the gradient smoothness to 4.

Here too it can take a moment before it is visible in real time.

We could turn the preview off and on,

but clicking on the split view works in this case faster.

Check the split view.

Press and hold the Ctrl key and click on the line

to switch from vertical to horizontal and back.

When the effect is to our liking, we click the split view of again, and then we hit okay.

We can zoom in by holding the Ctrl key and rolling the mouse wheel away from us.

In this way we can have a good look at the effect and the structure of the pixels.

Right click in the image, go to view, zoom and fit image in window.

Once more we right click in the image and we hit filters,

artistic and now we click on cartoon.

Make the mask radius 5, and click okay.

Right click in the image, go to colors, desaturate and hit colors to gray.

We make the values for the radius 600 and for the samples 10.

Wait a moment for the effect to show, and then click okay.

Then, for the last time, we right click in the image and now we go to colors.

Here we hit shadows-highlights.

Reduce the highlights to minus 85 or whatever feels good for you.

Click the preview off and on, to see the effect.

And when we are satisfied, we can click okay.

And there we have it; a color photo turned into

a powerful and expressive cartoon like pencil drawing.

I hope that you enjoyed this video.

If that is the case, please do not forget to give it thumbs up

and leave a nice comment to support my channel.

Thank you for watching.

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Patchy fog is possible.

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