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- Can I get one? Hey. - Hey.

So, what'd you find out?

- Kid paints a rosy picture of them.

Nagel was good. I mean, she's always good

but there's something about moms.

- Emma never heard them fight?

- She thinks they love each other.

- [chuckles]

Kids see what they want.

- Thanks. - Yeah.

- Yeah, I guess.

You know, a couple weeks ago, I'm walking down Michigan.

I see Michael Jordan getting into a limo.

First thing that pops into my head is I gotta tell my ex.

'Cause she worshipped Michael. It's weird, huh?

I don't know what it is.

We can't be in a room ten minutes,

but somewhere in the back of my head,

there's a small part of me that wonders

when she's gonna come back.

- You'd get back together. - [laughs]

You'd have to try one of us for murder.

- [laughs] - I don't know.

But I always think about it. It's weird.

Maybe it's what happens when you have a kid with someone.

The family thing or all that.

- He should be here any minute.

- Good morning. Thank you for coming in.

- What is she doing here?

- I hope we're here for an apology.

From all of you.

- That'll be the day.

- [clears throat]

Mrs. Reynolds and her lawyer have agreed to take a deal.

- Smartest thing she's ever done.

- She agreed to plead to manslaughter

in exchange for a five-year prison sentence.

- Good.

- Bastard.

- [laughs] See what I have to put up with?

- You? What kind of father

pretends to kidnap his own daughter?

- That's never been established.

- [scoffs] I'm sorry, Mr. Stone.

I don't want the deal anymore.

- It's a good deal, Jane. - No, he gets

full custody of Emma?

How often do you think he's gonna

bring her to prison to visit me?

- If we lose at trial, you could do ten years.

- I have to at least try.

- That's fine by me.

- Please stand.

- I'll arrange bail, Jane.

- You know, raising a child is about a lot more

than buying her some rainbow kite.

- Well, most kids don't need to live

in a four bedroom in Lincoln Park.

- You've already ruined my life.

And now you're gonna destroy Emma too.

[scoffs] To think I loved you once.

- Ah, Jesus Christ. Do you know why

I made you go to Car-A-La-Carte?

- Shut up, Ted.

- Because that is what I had to do every time

I wanted to take Emma anywhere.

And the four banks?

That's so you could see what it's like chasing after a buck.

Four jobs I had to work to pay for you

to live like a damn princess.

You didn't listen to me.

I asked you to modify the alimony.

I begged you.

Ah, what the hell. It was me, I did it.

I threatened her and I'd do it again.

- That is not a confession. - Yes. Yes, it is.

She's taken everything already, I don't--

I don't have anything left.

Yeah, yeah, come on.

- Ted Reynolds, you're under arrest

for the murder of Christopher Jones.

Again.

- Under the circumstances--

- One year probation.

[somber tone]

- Jail for him, probation for her.

Another kid growing up without her dad.

- Chris's mom, staring at photos in an album.

Five lives ruined.

- Another quirky donut.

- Close enough. - Bizarre.

- He hates her, but he'll go to prison for 20 years for her.

- Hm. Justice isn't the only thing that's blind.

- Mm. - You wanna

grab a drink with us? - No, thanks.

I'm gonna go home and kiss my wife.

And take a long, hot shower.

[somber music]

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Speed vans: 769 tickets issued in the first month and a half - Duration: 1:23.

ING IN THE

CITY OF VISION

>> VERY FAST DRIVER.

SANDRA: IRIS GARCIA WORRIES

ABOUT HER TWO YOUNG DAUGHTERS

PLAYING IN THE FRONT YARD NEAR

GULF COURSE AND 16TH AVENUE IN

RIO RANCHO.

SHE SAYS TOO MANY DRIVERS ARE

SPEEDING AND SHE'S NOT THE ONLY

ONE WHO FEELS THAT WAY.

>> IT IS USUALLY PRETTY BAD,

THEY SPEED CONSTANTLY.

SANDRA: THEY WERE HAPPY TO SEE

THIS SPEED VAN PARKED OUTSIDE.

>> THEY DO TEND TO SLOW DOWN.

SANDRA: THE WARNING PERIOD ENDED

MID-MARCH.

THOSE WHO DON'T SLOW DOWN GET

STUCK WITH A $100 FINE.

-- THAT'S ALMOST $77,000 IN

FINES IN A MONTH AND A HALF.

FOR EACH $100 TICKET, $30 GOES

TO PAY THE PEOPLE WHO APPROVE

AND MAIL THE TICKETS.

THE REMAINING $70 IS SPLIT

BETWEEN THE STATE AND THE CITY.

RIO RANCHO MAKES ABOUT $35 FOR

EACH TICKET.

A PROFIT SO FAR OF NEARL

$27,000.

YOU CAN APPEAL THE TICKET.

THE RIO RANCHO POLICE DEPARTMENT

SAYS IT ACTUALLY HAPPENS PRETTY-OFTEN.

OR YOU CAN JUST DO WHAT THIS MOM

DOES WHEN SHE SEES THE SPEED

VANS.

>> I AUTOMATICALLY CUT THE SPEED

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How to monetize your Blogger blog with AdSense ads - Duration: 5:36.

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The Vampire Diaries 1x18 Promo "Under Control" (SUB ITA) - Duration: 0:31.

EVERY FRIDAY

IF THERE'S ONE THING THEY KNOW IN MYSTIC FALLS,

I'm worried about Stefan.

IT'S HOW TO THROW A KILLER PARTY.

He's not himself.

Maybe his problem is he's spent too long not being himself.

Tyler, stop it!

Is there something you're not telling me?

I have this hunger...

Wow!

If you think there's not another part to this,

then you have not been paying attention.

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES,

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The Vampire Diaries 1x13 Promo "Children of the Damned" (SUB ITA) - Duration: 0:32.

EVERY FRIDAY

I'm sorry you have to do this.

WORKING TOGETHER TO FIND THE TRUTH,

Do you know of any vampires?

MEANS LOOKING BACK TO WHERE IT ALL BEGAN.

We live amongst demons. But we have a plan to kill them.

- I'd sooner die. - And soon enough, you will.

AN ALL NEW EPISODE OF THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARD WINNER FO FAVORITE NEW TV DRAMA

She's a vampire, Stefan.

Kiss me.

She's good.

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES,

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The Vampire Diaries 1x19 Promo "Miss Mystic Falls" (SUB ITA) - Duration: 0:32.

EVERY FRIDAY

- Stefan's still drinking human blood. - What?

AT THE MYSTIC FALLS BEAUTY PAGEANT

- You've been lying. - I'm fine.

THINGS GET UGLY.

Miss Gilbert escorted by Mr. Salvatore.

I'm gonna rip your throat out.

If I do this, there's no going back.

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES,

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Щенячий патруль новые серии НОВЫЕ ЩЕНКИ Развивающие мультики про игрушки Щенячий патруль Мультфильм - Duration: 5:55.

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The Vampire Diaries 1x12 Promo "Unpleasantville" (SUB ITA) - Duration: 0:32.

May I have this dance?

EVERY FRIDAY

- Elena, would you like to dance? - I would love to.

So, what is this, like a threesome now?

Hello, Elena.

Hey, who is this?

- Did he say what he wanted? - He was too busy trying to kill me.

You got away from me.

You won't next time.

Enjoy your suck up.

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES,

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Richest Hollywood Actor - 11 Wealthiest Actors In Hollywood Film Industry |Richest Hollywood Stars| - Duration: 3:18.

11 Wealthiest Actors In Hollywood

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The White Princess 1x04 Promo "The Pretender" (SUB ITA) - Duration: 0:31.

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Guide your son to coloring the magnificent castle - coloring for kids [Youtube Channel For Kids] - Duration: 2:58.

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RED BALL VS. EVIL BLACK SQUARE #16 - cartoon game for kids RED BALL 4 - Duration: 7:56.

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5 kleine Affen & ein Krokodil - Learn German for Beginners A1/A2 #17 - Deutsch lernen - Duration: 2:04.

5 little monkeys and the crocodile

5 little monkeys sat on a tree

and irritated the crocodile.

You can't get us. You can't get us.

Na na na na na na

Then came the large crocodile.

Snap, snap, snap.

4 little monkeys sat on a tree

an irritated the crocodile

You can't get us. You can't get us.

Na na na na na na

Then came the large crocodile.

Snap, snap, snap.

3 little monkeys sat on a tree

and irritated the crocodile.

You can't get us. You can't get us.

Na na na na na

Then came the large crocodile.

Snap, snap, snap.

2 little monkeys sat on a tree

and irritated the crocodile.

You can't get us. You can't get us.

Na na na na na na

Then came the large crocodile.

Snap, snap, snap.

1 little monkey sat on a tree

and irritated the crocodile.

You can't get me. You can't get me.

Na na na na na na

Then came the large crocodile.

Snap, snap, snap

No little monkey sat on a tree any more.

Then came the large crocodile.

Burp, burp, burp, burp, burp.

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TTS Srimad-Bhagavatam 00.00.09 - Introduction - His Birth - Duration: 2:41.

So the Lord advented Himself on the Phalgūni Pūrṇimā evening of 1407 Śakābda, and it was

by the will of the Lord that there was a lunar eclipse on that evening.

During the hours of eclipse it was the custom of the Hindu public to take bath in the Ganges

or any other sacred river and chant the Vedic mantras for purification.

When Lord Caitanya was born during the lunar eclipse, all India was roaring with the holy

sound of Hare Kṛṣṇa, Hare Kṛṣṇa, Kṛṣṇa Kṛṣṇa, Hare Hare/ Hare Rāma, Hare Rāma, Rāma Rāma,

Hare Hare.

These sixteen names of the Lord are mentioned in many Purāṇas and Upaniṣads, and they are

described as the Tāraka-brahma nāma of this age.

It is recommended in the śāstras that offenseless chanting of these holy names of the Lord can

deliver a fallen soul from material bondage.

There are innumerable names of the Lord both in India and outside, and all of them are

equally good because all of them indicate the Supreme Personality of Godhead.

But because these sixteen are especially recommended for this age, people should take advantage

of them and follow the path of the great ācāryas who attained success by practicing the rules

of the śāstras (revealed scriptures).

The simultaneous occurrence of the Lord's appearance and the lunar eclipse indicated

the distinctive mission of the Lord.

This mission was to preach the importance of chanting the holy names of the Lord in

this age of Kali (quarrel).

In this present age quarrels take place even over trifles, and therefore the śāstras have

recommended for this age a common platform for realization, namely chanting the holy

names of the Lord.

People can hold meetings to glorify the Lord in their respective languages and with melodious

songs, and if such performances are executed in an offenseless manner, it is certain that

the participants will gradually attain spiritual perfection without having to undergo more

rigorous methods.

At such meetings everyone, the learned and the foolish, the rich and the poor, the Hindus

and the Muslims, the Englishmen and the Indians, and the caṇḍālas and the brāhmaṇas, can all

hear the transcendental sounds and thus cleanse the dust of material association from the

mirror of the heart.

To confirm the Lord's mission, all the people of the world will accept the holy name of

the Lord as the common platform for the universal religion of mankind.

In other words, the advent of the holy name took place along with the advent of Lord Śrī

Caitanya Mahāprabhu.

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The Vampire Diaries 1x14 Promo "Fool Me Once!" (SUB ITA) - Duration: 0:32.

Don't try to escape.

Don't even move.

Do you understand?

I understand.

EVERY FRIDAY

- SAVING HIS SOULMATE, - Elena!

If I don't get what I want, I'll kill her.

Please, don't.

MEANS TURNING TO THE ONE

Just tell me where I can find her.

WITHOUT A SOUL.

Please, just help me.

I mean this sincerely.

I hope Elena...

dies.

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Aloo Ki Sabzi - शादी वाले आलू की सब्जी - हलवाई जैसी आलू की सब्जी घर पर बनायें - Duration: 9:02.

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Interview With Things 07 - Outstanding ukrainian artist - Duration: 3:48.

Today our interview

will be held in unusual format for us,

as you see by the studio.

And an occasion is special by the way.

First of all thank you very much for your visit

and that you found a time in a tight schedule.

It's a great honour for us.

I prepared a block of short questions

called "Survey Blitz".

Brief explanation.

For all my questions you have to answer fast

and with first came on your mind.

Ready? Steady? Go!

Continue a phrase:

"Thoughts..."

Your's. Of coure, your's!

Your thoughts - quite clear,

definitely not mine, at last.

If once you'll have to choose betwen 2 rivers:

Mississippi or Dnieper.

Which one will you prefer?

I understand,

but Mississippi is much wider than Dnieper.

What do you mean "What's a difference", hold on.

You say "Wide Dnieper".

But I know,

I checked at google,

Mississippi is wider than Dnieper.

Ok, let it be,

wide Dnieper so wide Dnieper.

Let's move on.

Please insert missing words:

Dawning, … glowing.

Right!

Next one.

Make love, blackbrowed, but not with …

Correct! You've hit the bullseye!

Well, thank You for frank answers

on my acute questions.

I have to confess,

that we had extremely hot atmosphere in our studio,

just like before Ukrainian Literature exam

at middle school.

Sorry?

Oh, favourite poem of favourite author?

Well, nothing is comming to my mind right now.

But I'll try.

Maybe this one:

I was thirteen. I herded lambs

Beyond the village on the lea.

The magic of the sun, perhaps,

Or what was it affected me?

WOW!

Thank You so much, such a pleasure to hear it.

You know, when guests say

that you are the first interviewer who came prepared,

it's the best compliment for correspondent.

It's how I express my delight.

Oh no no no, let me show you.

WWWOOOOOWWW.

That's right.

Thank You.

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