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- Whoa, double black diamond, I'm in Salt Lick Shitty, Utah.

Home of the...

Olympics one time.

Let's go see if we can smooch a Marmon

and have a good time.

Uh oh, come help, I'm underwater.

Not literally of course.

Here it is, Temple Square.

Let's go see what all the fuss is about.

Look at these nasty boys checking this guy for lice.

Whoa baby boy, the visitors' center.

That looks very fun, let's go take a peeksee.

(electronic dance music)

Nah, it wasn't that cool.

This guy is so bored with his stupid bird.

Get out of my ass and into my other ass

it's the famous Salt Lake Temple.

They say Mormons have a hundred wives

and their religious beliefs are for sure incorrect.

Are you joking my ass? Look how smooth this water is.

Hi honey!

This clock is moving backwards

but I still know what times it is.

It's fun times in Sport Link Uterus!

Some people come to Butah for the skiing

some come for the snowboarding

but I come for the danosaurs!

Look I can see my house.

Hi honey!

Jesus Christ I'm having a good time!

I don't wanna be too nasty

but this house is lifting up her skirt.

Shit on my dad's back, there it is, The Great Salt Lake.

They say it's a hundred feet nasty

and it's salty from the tears of all my haters.

Never stare directly into my ass, I'm at the Pioneer Museum.

And I'm gonna have some nightmares.

Nasty bad nightmares.

And spooky icky nightmares.

Uh, no thank you, bad nightmares.

Are you joking my ass? Is that-is that my ass?

Hmm, okay, I'm gonna get the heck out of here.

Dennis Quaid's legs

what a day I have had here in Salt Lake City.

I never did kiss any Marmons

but at least I found some good grass.

It even was the best day of my whole life.

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War of the Worlds + XCOM 2: Part 1 - Duration: 13:22.

BOOK ONE THE COMING OF THE MARTIANS

CHAPTER ONE THE EVE OF THE WAR

No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world

was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his

own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and

studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient

creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water.

With infinite complacency men went to and fro over this globe about their little affairs,

serene in their assurance of their empire over matter.

It is possible that the infusoria under the microscope do the same.

No one gave a thought to the older worlds of space as sources of human danger, or thought

of them only to dismiss the idea of life upon them as impossible or improbable.

It is curious to recall some of the mental habits of those departed days.

At most terrestrial men fancied there might be other men upon Mars, perhaps inferior to

themselves and ready to welcome a missionary enterprise.

Yet across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts

that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious

eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us.

And early in the twentieth century came the great disillusionment.

The planet Mars, I scarcely need remind the reader, revolves about the sun at a mean distance

of 140,000,000 miles, and the light and heat it receives from the sun is barely half of

that received by this world.

It must be, if the nebular hypothesis has any truth, older than our world; and long

before this earth ceased to be molten, life upon its surface must have begun its course.

The fact that it is scarcely one seventh of the volume of the earth must have accelerated

its cooling to the temperature at which life could begin.

It has air and water and all that is necessary for the support of animated existence.

Yet so vain is man, and so blinded by his vanity, that no writer, up to the very end

of the nineteenth century, expressed any idea that intelligent life might have developed

there far, or indeed at all, beyond its earthly level.

Nor was it generally understood that since Mars is older than our earth, with scarcely

a quarter of the superficial area and remoter from the sun, it necessarily follows that

it is not only more distant from time's beginning but nearer its end.

The secular cooling that must someday overtake our planet has already gone far indeed with

our neighbour.

Its physical condition is still largely a mystery, but we know now that even in its

equatorial region the midday temperature barely approaches that of our coldest winter.

Its air is much more attenuated than ours, its oceans have shrunk until they cover but

a third of its surface, and as its slow seasons change huge snowcaps gather and melt about

either pole and periodically inundate its temperate zones.

That last stage of exhaustion, which to us is still incredibly remote, has become a present-day

problem for the inhabitants of Mars.

The immediate pressure of necessity has brightened their intellects, enlarged their powers, and

hardened their hearts.

And looking across space with instruments, and intelligences such as we have scarcely

dreamed of, they see, at its nearest distance only 35,000,000 of miles sunward of them,

a morning star of hope, our own warmer planet, green with vegetation and grey with water,

with a cloudy atmosphere eloquent of fertility, with glimpses through its drifting cloud wisps

of broad stretches of populous country and narrow, navy-crowded seas.

And we men, the creatures who inhabit this earth, must be to them at least as alien and

lowly as are the monkeys and lemurs to us.

The intellectual side of man already admits that life is an incessant struggle for existence,

and it would seem that this too is the belief of the minds upon Mars.

Their world is far gone in its cooling and this world is still crowded with life, but

crowded only with what they regard as inferior animals.

To carry warfare sunward is, indeed, their only escape from the destruction that, generation

after generation, creeps upon them.

And before we judge of them too harshly we must remember what ruthless and utter destruction

our own species has wrought, not only upon animals, such as the vanished bison and the

dodo, but upon its inferior races.

The Tasmanians, in spite of their human likeness, were entirely swept out of existence in a

war of extermination waged by European immigrants, in the space of fifty years.

Are we such apostles of mercy as to complain if the Martians warred in the same spirit?

The Martians seem to have calculated their descent with amazing subtlety--their mathematical

learning is evidently far in excess of ours--and to have carried out their preparations with

a well-nigh perfect unanimity.

Had our instruments permitted it, we might have seen the gathering trouble far back in

the nineteenth century.

Men like Schiaparelli watched the red planet--it is odd, by-the-bye, that for countless centuries

Mars has been the star of war--but failed to interpret the fluctuating appearances of

the markings they mapped so well.

All that time the Martians must have been getting ready.

During the opposition of 1894 a great light was seen on the illuminated part of the disk,

first at the Lick Observatory, then by Perrotin of Nice, and then by other observers.

English readers heard of it first in the issue of Nature dated August 2.

I am inclined to think that this blaze may have been the casting of the huge gun, in

the vast pit sunk into their planet, from which their shots were fired at us.

Peculiar markings, as yet unexplained, were seen near the site of that outbreak during

the next two oppositions.

The storm burst upon us six years ago now.

As Mars approached opposition, Lavelle of Java set the wires of the astronomical exchange

palpitating with the amazing intelligence of a huge outbreak of incandescent gas upon

the planet.

It had occurred towards midnight of the twelfth; and the spectroscope, to which he had at once

resorted, indicated a mass of flaming gas, chiefly hydrogen, moving with an enormous

velocity towards this earth.

This jet of fire had become invisible about a quarter past twelve.

He compared it to a colossal puff of flame suddenly and violently squirted out of the

planet, "as flaming gases rushed out of a gun."

A singularly appropriate phrase it proved.

Yet the next day there was nothing of this in the papers except a little note in the

Daily Telegraph, and the world went in ignorance of one of the gravest dangers that ever threatened

the human race.

I might not have heard of the eruption at all had I not met Ogilvy, the well-known astronomer,

at Ottershaw.

He was immensely excited at the news, and in the excess of his feelings invited me up

to take a turn with him that night in a scrutiny of the red planet.

In spite of all that has happened since, I still remember that vigil very distinctly:

the black and silent observatory, the shadowed lantern throwing a feeble glow upon the floor

in the corner, the steady ticking of the clockwork of the telescope, the little slit in the roof--an

oblong profundity with the stardust streaked across it.

Ogilvy moved about, invisible but audible.

Looking through the telescope, one saw a circle of deep blue and the little round planet swimming

in the field.

It seemed such a little thing, so bright and small and still, faintly marked with transverse

stripes, and slightly flattened from the perfect round.

But so little it was, so silvery warm--a pin's-head of light!

It was as if it quivered, but really this was the telescope vibrating with the activity

of the clockwork that kept the planet in view.

As I watched, the planet seemed to grow larger and smaller and to advance and recede, but

that was simply that my eye was tired.

Forty millions of miles it was from us--more than forty millions of miles of void.

Few people realise the immensity of vacancy in which the dust of the material universe

swims.

Near it in the field, I remember, were three faint points of light, three telescopic stars

infinitely remote, and all around it was the unfathomable darkness of empty space.

You know how that blackness looks on a frosty starlight night.

In a telescope it seems far profounder.

And invisible to me because it was so remote and small, flying swiftly and steadily towards

me across that incredible distance, drawing nearer every minute by so many thousands of

miles, came the Thing they were sending us, the Thing that was to bring so much struggle

and calamity and death to the earth.

I never dreamed of it then as I watched; no one on earth dreamed of that unerring missile.

That night, too, there was another jetting out of gas from the distant planet.

I saw it.

A reddish flash at the edge, the slightest projection of the outline just as the chronometer

struck midnight; and at that I told Ogilvy and he took my place.

The night was warm and I was thirsty, and I went stretching my legs clumsily and feeling

my way in the darkness, to the little table where the siphon stood, while Ogilvy exclaimed

at the streamer of gas that came out towards us.

That night another invisible missile started on its way to the earth from Mars, just a

second or so under twenty-four hours after the first one.

I remember how I sat on the table there in the blackness, with patches of green and crimson

swimming before my eyes.

I wished I had a light to smoke by, little suspecting the meaning of the minute gleam

I had seen and all that it would presently bring me.

Ogilvy watched till one, and then gave it up; and we lit the lantern and walked over

to his house.

Down below in the darkness were Ottershaw and Chertsey and all their hundreds of people,

sleeping in peace.

He was full of speculation that night about the condition of Mars, and scoffed at the

vulgar idea of its having inhabitants who were signalling us.

His idea was that meteorites might be falling in a heavy shower upon the planet, or that

a huge volcanic explosion was in progress.

He pointed out to me how unlikely it was that organic evolution had taken the same direction

in the two adjacent planets.

"The chances against anything manlike on Mars are a million to one," he said.

Hundreds of observers saw the flame that night and the night after about midnight, and again

the night after; and so for ten nights, a flame each night.

Why the shots ceased after the tenth no one on earth has attempted to explain.

It may be the gases of the firing caused the Martians inconvenience.

Dense clouds of smoke or dust, visible through a powerful telescope on earth as little grey,

fluctuating patches, spread through the clearness of the planet's atmosphere and obscured its

more familiar features.

Even the daily papers woke up to the disturbances at last, and popular notes appeared here,

there, and everywhere concerning the volcanoes upon Mars.

The seriocomic periodical Punch, I remember, made a happy use of it in the political cartoon.

And, all unsuspected, those missiles the Martians had fired at us drew earthward, rushing now

at a pace of many miles a second through the empty gulf of space, hour by hour and day

by day, nearer and nearer.

It seems to me now almost incredibly wonderful that, with that swift fate hanging over us,

men could go about their petty concerns as they did.

I remember how jubilant Markham was at securing a new photograph of the planet for the illustrated

paper he edited in those days.

People in these latter times scarcely realise the abundance and enterprise of our nineteenth-century

papers.

For my own part, I was much occupied in learning to ride the bicycle, and busy upon a series

of papers discussing the probable developments of moral ideas as civilisation progressed.

One night (the first missile then could scarcely have been 10,000,000 miles away) I went for

a walk with my wife.

It was starlight and I explained the Signs of the Zodiac to her, and pointed out Mars,

a bright dot of light creeping zenithward, towards which so many telescopes were pointed.

It was a warm night.

Coming home, a party of excursionists from Chertsey or Isleworth passed us singing and

playing music.

There were lights in the upper windows of the houses as the people went to bed.

From the railway station in the distance came the sound of shunting trains, ringing and

rumbling, softened almost into melody by the distance.

My wife pointed out to me the brightness of the red, green, and yellow signal lights hanging

in a framework against the sky.

It seemed so safe and tranquil.

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HOW TO CHANGE EMOJIS IN XIAOMI - Duration: 2:30.

Manuel am good friends. Let's learn how to change

Emoji Xiaomi, on any device and any version

MIUI we need is that the mobile phone is rooted and browser

file with root permissions as Rootbrowser

or file explorer is. Let's see how are the default emoji

in this case as you can see are these so a little ugly.

and what we will do is download some emoji

iphone simulating what I have already gotten here

in internal memory. In the root

and we have to go to the folder / system / fonts

as you see here you are a file called NotoColorEmoji.ttf

which it is what keeps

emoji sources. Well, just what we

to do is rename our new emoji that we downloaded

and we'll put the same name

ya sabéis NotoColorEmoji.ttf así tal cual con las mayúsculas y minúsculas

para que lo podamos

enlazar y se nos vean los nuevos emojis

que no es ni más ni menos que una fuente

Lo que hay que tenerlo en la carpeta y con el nombre en concreto.

Pues nada lo copiamos.

Y nos vamos a ir a

/system/fonts

Sólo podríamos acceder con permisos de root. Bueno lo reemplazamos

Y ahora lo que vamos a necesitar es reiniciar para comprobar

que hayan surgido los cambios bien. Pues nada reiniciamos

y vamos a la app de notas por ejemplo para que veáis

que han cambiado los emojis

como veis ya son distintos

los de iphone. Espero que os haya gustado el video ha sido cortito

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