10 Things To Never Google If You Love Your Sanity
Don't know something, Google it!
That is the mantra to survive the modern life knowledge crisis.
But how often do you feel like Alice who was lost in Wonderland because you searched the
web and got thrown onto a site unrelated?
We've all been there and other than a waste of time we haven't thought much of it.
Have you ever landed on a site in the process that left you bitter and you swore to never
see Google in the face?
If not, you are darn too lucky.
We have got you a list of things that you should never Google; make that NEVER EVER
in case you have slightest of love for your sanity!
Number 10.
The body farm Even if you are a science geek and aren't
scared of extreme sci-fi movies, we still recommend you to not Google this.
The body farm is a research area where scientists study body decomposition, sounds knowledgeable?
Wait till you see blood and body fluids oozing out of a body as it succumbs to natural decaying!
We bet you will lose your appetite after you see what Google serves you on the plate as
your type the words 'body farm'.
You could always ask a sibling to search it, if you are ready to be hated for life!
Number 9.
Death Clock Go in search of this crazy site only if you
don't love your life or at the very least aren't afraid to lose your sanity.
As the name suggests the site offers you the date of your death!
Uhmm not something you would want to know, or would you?
Well the site was set up as a joke obviously, in case you have a doubt.
But the idea of death is gripping so if you have no intention of going anxious over the
date then by all means stay clear!
Number 8.
Medical symptoms You know the worst thing you could do using
the powerful tool called Google?
Search your medical symptoms online to get a name to the disease your body is hosting!
Why would you even consider doing it when you can easily land yourself to a doctor?
In case you can't physically crawl up to him, you are already too late and internet
isn't saving your ass!
Even if it is just a minor rash, consult a dermatologist instead of Google that's gonna
give you just one answer, CANCER!
Scared?
Number 7.
You or your partner By this we don't mean that you have a gruesome
history that Google will vomit out!
Maybe that is true but then that's not what we are pointing it out for.
You may find nothing about yourself on the search engine and that may disappoint you.
It will have a greater impact if you find someone else with the same name making millions;
that has a high probability!
The reverse may also happen and you could come across stuff that you don't even remember
doing, probably because it's embarrassing!
Not searching your partner has the same reason; you'd hate him for that past!
Number 6.
How to make a bomb Now that's obvious but we thought just in
case you are thinking of doing it we'd warn you.
No, you aren't going to get arrested for it but then your IP address will be added
to database, like for SURE.
The worst thing you could do in this scenario is repeating similar searches and you'd
have called in enough of trouble to last you a lifetime.
Let's give you another shock; household items are also used in bomb making.
You get the hint, right?
Number 5.
Mr. Hands Innocent name, is it?
Could be a man who teaches kids to make puppets and other crafts.
You are in to be surprised, oh sorry; you are to be shocked beyond words!
When you Google it you come across a video and that my friend is not a DIY lesson.
A man having anal sex from a horse is what you'll see; if that did not churn your stomach
already you need to know that it was intentional and taped.
Uhh and the man later died!
Number 4.
Anything that spills your insecurities We are all insecure about something or the
other but there simply isn't any need to put that on show over the internet.
When you search anything about your insecurity on Google you are basically exposing your
vulnerable side to advertisers.
So when you ask Google whether or not you are fat, you'll come across advertisements
of slimming pills and weight loss diet plans.
So whether you need it or not you'll end up buying at least one of them.
Number 3.
Anything that reveals your location Go back in time when you looked up cheap food
joints around you to fill that growling tummy of yours and when you checked movie tickets
available in that PVR.
You have no idea your innocent searches have provided Google with more data about you than
your own mother.
So let's get to business, what would they do with this information?
That wasn't even a question, they sell it OBVIOUSLY!
You can now let that shriek escape your mouth!
Number 2.
Ballerina Feet Ballerinas are known for their immense grace
and effortless art.
Reality check, their art is anything but effortless!
You've seen the pretty girls dancing elegantly on their toes, remember TOES which are standing
ERECT.
Now that's not what normal humans do, at least not for hours.
Just imagine what that does to their feet.
Okay, let's say there isn't any point imagining.
It is way beyond what you can think and what your eyes can take, so don't Google!
Number 1.
Tub Girl What image flashes your mind when you read
it?
Maybe a hottie taking a bath in a tub and flaunting her curves for the viewers.
Why the heck are we asking you to not Google it, this scene is worth watching!
But darlings, the image that will pop up is not what you can ever unsee and it is not
about the beauty.
A fat Japanese woman projecting diarrhoea in air which obviously comes down; thanks
to gravity!
We can stop here, you are already grossed out!
Though we have all wandered off in a different tangent while searching on the web but it
is less likely that you reached so far!
But maybe you have, so tell us which of these you have tried to Google?
Tell us in the comment section below.
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