One two three four !
♪ There, under the nebulous sky (nebulous !) ♪
♪ Melvin is a blue unicorn ! ♪
♪ He has a fabulous power (faaabulous !) ♪
♪ AND SUPER SILKY HAIR !! ♪
♪ He is in exile in a large phallic tower ♪
(just like my d.. ) ♪ He is in exile in a large phallic tower ♪
♪ For sure Melvin is Magic ! ♪
(R) Melvin, we have a problem.
(M) Wow. Uuh. Rémi, what's going on?
(R) It's the central heating boiler Melvin ...
(R) It's going to ... hmmm
(R) EXPLODE !
(R) We must go and get some coal !
(M) Oh c'mon, it does not look thaaat bad !
[Please stop urinate in the central heating boiler]
(R) I left it aside during about hmmmm
(R) 15 years.
(M) 15 years ?!!
(M) And OF COURSE you waited for THE DAY I come to live with you
(M) to do the dirty work ?
(R) Listen Melvin
(R) With some luck, by fetching coal,
(M) we will discover your hidden power of UNICORN !!
(M) Uh, you know I'm not too bad with my horn I can even ..
(R) Yeah yeah, you can hmmm levitate objects with the magic of your horn Melvin
(R) But now I'm talking about the marks on your cheeks !!
(R) They give you access to a UNIQUE power Melvin
(R) A power ... different for each destiny ...
(M) Ah yes. When the rounds on the cheeks turn white, is that right ?
(M) It changes everything ....
(M) It's true that it's a cosmic mystery that makes me want to discover my hidden destiny
(M) But it does not match
(M) I was about to eat my sandwich.
(M) And with the relocation, I did not have time to eat, so ..
(R) We have only a short time! Take these two boxes! Follow me !
(M) Uuuuh Rémiiiii
(R) I'm sure this adventure will inspire me a new song.
(M) You're going too far ... I'm starving right now -_-
(R) A melody mmmrevolutionary , something like ...
(R) ... but even better.
(M) I think your musics are ... a bit repetitive in fact, if you ..
(R) The Red Hour is not yet upon us. Excelent.
TV : [150 y. ago, the superstars retire under mysterious conditions.]
(M) I was saying .. your compositions... if you need an outside opinion. For exemple lyrics ...
(R) Melvin, listen. Stay focus.
We'll bring Dr. Flocon with us !
(M) Okaay
(R) He will be the brain of the group
(R) He advised me to wait for your coming before getting the coal.
(M) Uh, so that means you understand Dr. Flocon ?
(R) Doctor Flocon ?
(DF) *I'm a unicorn*
(R) We all have horns here.
(R) And I have the biggest one.
(R) Hurry up ! Let's take the elevator!
♪ Elevator song. ♪
♪ I am an elevator song. ♪
♪ Elevator song. ♪
♪ I am an elevator song. ♪
♪ ELEVATOR SONG. ♪
♪ I AM AN ELEVATOR SONG. ♪
♪ ELEVATOR SONG ♪
♪ IAM AN ... ♪
(R) Excellent. We are at the bottom of tower Melvin !
(R) It's strange. The sky is purple.
(M) Uuuh nop it's ... totally blue.
(M) Your sunglasses are pink Rémi ... I'm not sure you can tell the real colors.
(M) I do not know if you see what I mean
(R) Dr. Flocon is right, we must go.
(R) From there I am completely lost.
(M) WHAT ? But we did not even walk 20 meters !
(M) Did you ever come down here !?
(R) Of course we did Melvin ...
(R) But it may have been another century.
(M) Bordel#* ! Can we go back up and you explain to me the scenario with more details ?
(M) For example, why did I move to the West Tower with you?
(M) I ...
(M) ... I can not remember !
(M) ...why ?!
(R) You'll understand in due time Melvin.
(R) The only thing you need to know is that ...
(R) OH MY GOD. She found me.
(M) What ? Who ?
(R) The apricot tree down there.
(R) This is my ex-girlfriend. We have to get away.
(M) Your ex-girlfriend ? O.o
WAT. Were you in touch with a tree ?
(R) I felt terribly alone Melvin.
(R) And I really needed some ...
(R) ... affection.
(M) You are going mad. Look, it's just an apricot tree
(R) Melvin, it's a very bad idea.
(M) I get closer and OOOOH !
(M) There's no problems !
(M) Conclusion: You've gone crazy in this tower by never going out.
(M) YAMETEEEEEE
(R) You are magic Melvin ! Use the circle of your cheeks !
(M) It's not workiiiing !
(R) We must act quickly. Dr. Flocon, any suggestions?
(M) I have seen enough hentai to know how it will end ! Get me out !
(DF) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 !
(R) Of course ! Melvin ! Listen to me !
(R) Rebecca reeeeally hate mathematics !!
(R) Use a second degree equation !
(R) She doesn't have ANY second degree !
(M) uuuuh x=N
(M) x^2 -
(M) x^2-((46 000x)/9) =
(M) x^2-((46 000x)/9) = 20 billion
(R) Rest in peace.
(R) bitch*#
(M) I need a shower.
(R) And a psychologist.
(R) Ahaaa ! I knew it !
(R) A strong emotion aaand it works every time!
(R) Look at your cheeks Melvin ! The Power Of The Circle light up in you!
(R) We are going to discover your unique power MELVIN !
(R) Do you feel ... anything special ?
(M) Uuuuuuh ... no.
(M) In fact yes : I'm still hungry.
(R) Hmmm the Power Of The Circle went away ..
(R) But it's a good start Melvin, the Oracle must have felt it.
(M) Ooookay anyway I found the direction for the coal mine.
(R) Perfect. That script simplification is very convenient. Let's go !
(M) Uuuh. What is this thing, Rémi ?
(R) It's our explosive coal mine, Melvin.
(M) Oookay I will pretend everything is alright.
(R) We must defuse it before it explodes !
(R) There are two buttons on the mine, do you see them ?
(M) Uuhm yes !
(R) Perfect ! Melvin, press the orange button !
(M) Uuuh Rémi, your glasses are tinted in pink in fact.
(M) I'm not sure you can see real colors ...
(M) That's .. that's what I was telling you earlier ..
(R) We don't have much time left ! Press the orange button !!
(R) and DON'T touch the brown button.
(M) ... this one !
[Poorly designed coal bag]
(M) Hey ! It was the right button !
(M) Coal is ours !
(M) Oooh. That ... that was the little boxes.
(M) Rémi ?
(M) Dr. Flocon ?
(R) Melvin .. can you hEar mE ?
(M) Rémi ? Is that you ?
(R) You just broke the two Hologram Boxes Melvin ...
(R) ActUa1ly, Dr. Flocon and I ... didn't really go down with you.
(R) We w3re lazy. So we th0ught we could use holograms to go downstairs ...
(R) You're all alone d0wnstairs M3lvin ...
(R) But n0w that you have some coal you take it back ! We're waiting for you at the Tower.
(R) Don't forget the coal !
[West Tower]
... AN ELEVATOR SOOONG !! ♪
♪ ELEVATOR SONG ! ♪
♪ I AM AN ELEVATOR SONG ! ♪
♪ ELEVATOR SONG ! ♪
♪ I AM AN ..
(M) Send me downstair all alone like that ! You just don't do that >< !!!
(M) Wait, all this to EAT my sandwich >< ?
(R) I have a very big horn.
[A new episode every 20th of the month !]
(R) Cool hmm ?
(R) I wrote this music in the 90s with unicorn pals.
(R) We had a little problem during the recording, we lost the lyrics so I had to improvise.
(R) We left it that way to have something "authentic". You know.
(R) Joking aside. The guy who's drawing me hmmm OhPonyBoy!
(R) He does it all alone! Music, animation, bad puns, even voices !
(R) And it deserves a good help ! So here is what you're going to do :
(R) You pick a buddy ok ? you give him a good bowl of cereal and then ... you force him to watch the series !!
(R) And wait until the end of the episode to touch your horns ok ? We're not payed to see that kind of stuff.
(R) No ! Dr. Flocon ! Not here !
♪ elevator song ♪
♪ I'm just an elevator song ♪


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