[music playing]
[dog barking]
[laughing]
[laughing]
[engine revving]
Woohoo!
[cat meowing]
Wahoo!
Arm extendo!
1, 2, 3!
[laughing]
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'Blaze Tow Truck Tough' Special Episode Airs Nov. 22nd | Blaze and the Monster Machines | Nick Jr. - Duration: 0:42.
He's the fastest thing on four wheels!
But when speed isn't enough...
We gotta help Stripes!
It's time to get tough!
This November get hooked
on a tow-tally awesome new Blaze adventure!
I'm a tow truck monster machine!
It's gonna take some serious strength to tow like a pro!
Tow truck power!
Blaze, Tow Truck Tough, the brand new special!
Wednesday, November 22nd, right here on Nick Junior.
You can watch more Blaze and The Monster Machines
in the free Nick Junior app.
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Library Shorts: How to save your work to Google Drive - Duration: 1:29.
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Overly Excited Tourist Can't Handle The Rockets In Huntsville - Duration: 2:30.
- Holy second amendment, I'm in Huntsville, Alabama.
Home of Good Will Huntsville.
Let's go shoot us a ten point bunk, and have a good time.
- [Announcer] Three, two, one.
Whoa baby boy, disc golf.
Okay honey, let's give it a shot.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Oh, shit.
Disc golf sucks, do not like.
So sue my ass, I love horses.
God, nasty hiccupotamus, I wish I could Huntsville you
to frickin' death!
Are you joking my ass?
They got corncob.
Now that's my game.
Shit.
Shit.
Ye-aw, shit.
Corncob is for corn brains, no thank you.
Jesus, shit.
Get out of my ass, I'm at the Children's Museum.
Take a look at all these nerds.
Nice hat.
Metal mouth freak.
Cool turtleneck.
Where's your tooth?
Holy snopes, holy snopes, holy snopes,
Goodwill Huntsville!
So I love stop signs, tell it to the judge.
Hi honeys.
Holy snopes, they got a White House.
If Dan Trump is in there, then EW is right.
Are you joking my ass?
I'm at the US Spruce and Racket Center.
Come come, chep chep.
(upbeat music)
Get inside my ass and enjoy the free wifi,
look at the size of that racketship.
They say it's 100 feet big, and it could go to the moon,
if the moon wasn't a lie perpetrated by the Chinese.
Don't understand the reasoning,
don't understand the reasoning,
space danosaur!
Piss on my clean laundry,
what a day I've had here in Huckstable.
I saw some pretty cool racketships,
and I daminated at corncob.
It even was the best day of my whole life.
(upbeat music)
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[Yuzuki yukari]Distribute the Okhotsk Yukari wallpaper. - Duration: 0:55.
I didn't make a video, and I made it.
So you didn't make the video for two weeks?
Please look at this. There are two Type.
Stop changing the subject.
And I made it for smartphone use.
Oh, I think this is cute.
Actually, this wallpaper...
looks like this.
Longer!
why?
Cut it into your cell phone and use it.
Good idea. And cute.
Of course. This is my cute Ittanmomen.
who's Ittanmomen(*Japanese monster)!
that told...
There are two Type of this.
In addition, I give four wallpapers together.
Wow~~~ Are you giving me such a cute wallpaper?
...no, What is the next video?
tut!
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Monday a.m. KSBW Weather Forecast 11.13.17 - Duration: 2:52.
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ГОВОРЯЩИЙ ТОМ БЕГ ЗА ЗОЛОТОМ #93 ВОДНЫЙ ТОМ ДРУЗЬЯ ОБНОВЛЕНИЕ Анджела Хэнк Джинджер - Duration: 21:00.
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'Dead Ringer' Ep. 5 Clip | Stan Against Evil | Season 2 - Duration: 1:21.
Clearly, it's the same ring, but, that still doesn't explain
why I'm seeing through the eyes of a killer.
You see that woman?
She looks just like my new girlfriend.
You could even say she's a...
dead ringer.
-Mm. -You know, ring?
-Yeah, no, I got it. -[Laughs]
-Where does she live? -I don't know.
But you're already calling her your girlfriend?
See, this is the thing with you. You always rush into stuff.
No. Maybe I just go slow
faster than you do.
So the only other lead we have
is the old woman at the antique store.
I'll drive.
It's one street over.
Oh, dear God. -Activate...action pants!
[Rattling]
Lights and siren.
I'm gonna meet you there.
[Siren wailing, tires screeching]
Yeah, hey, Stan, it's me.
Listen, I think we got a lead on those killings.
I'm not sure where it's gonna go, but,
I think it starts at the antique store,
so, uh, meet us there.
[Squeaks]
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XMAS Song Ft. Sam Taggart | Comedy Crib: Sisters Weekend - Duration: 5:41.
♪♪
So, you guys know Dasher,
and Dancer,
and Prancer,
Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen.
Yeah...
of course you do.
Well...
do you guys know the most famous reindeer?
Famous reindeer.
(echoing) Yeah.
Rudolph.
Well...
Do you guys know I partied with him.
It was crazy.
Me and my friend Todd decided to go to this gay club
called South Pole.
Like, it kind of sucks there
but there aren't as many old dudes
as there are at Cock Wreath and the drinks are cheaper
than over at One Horse Open Gay.
So that's where we were.
Who's texting you?
Anyway, we're dancing and having a great time
when Todd looks to the VIP section
and claims to see a little glowing red nose.
I was like, "Actually, no."
Like, that's not possible.
Like, is Rudolph even gay?
And my friend Todd who's like actually insane
was like, "Gay or straight,
"I bet he likes to ski."
And he pulled out like this big bag of Coke.
I was like, "Wow, Todd.
"You're being a bitch. And I love It."
(echoing) And I love it. And I love it.
Ummm...
Yeah.
Soooooo, we go over to the VIP section
and of course there's this fucking yeti
working the door.
I was like "Ugh... there's no way we're gonna get in."
And Todd was like, "We have to."
And I could see he was foaming at the mouth a little
because like I said before, insane.
Unbelievable.
Luckily, right then, I saw this guy named Jim.
Jim was like this big time agent, slash producer,
slash director, slash camera,
but most importantly,
he used to date my friend Eric.
Their breakup was pretty bad,
but he always had a soft spot for me.
Well, when I say it was pretty bad,
I mean he murdered Eric in cold blood.
And when I say he had a soft spot for me,
I mean, I didn't tell anyone
'cause I don't need all the drama.
Oops, guess I just let it slip.
Anyway, just when Todd was starting to bleed from the eyes,
Jim saw us and waved us in.
I love that fucking yeti!
So we're in there,
and Rudolph is being like super down to earth.
Like, buying everyone drinks and like talking
and people are like doing some nose candy cane.
I was playing it like super cool.
Todd was kind of convulsing
but it was on beat, so no issue there.
Everything was great,
then someone's camera flash went off.
Rudolph immediately stopped talking
and everyone got silent.
No one knew who it was but everyone could tell
Rudy was legit pissed.
You could have heard a pin drop...
but we didn't.
Instead, we heard the beat drop to Rudolph's hit single
and everyone legit lost it.
We were all up on the couches and screaming the lyrics
at the tops of our lungs.
It was incredible!
My jam!
As soon as it was over,
Rudolph was like "Play it again."
I thought he was kidding,
but then he just kept saying,
"Play it again. Play it again."
"Play it again"
Etcetera, etcetera.
You get it.
Finally, Jim walked over to the DJ
and requested it.
The DJ was like, "What?
"Hmmmmm... Really?
"I guess."
Rudolph was pleased and must have been having a great night
because just then he started to dish.
(chuckles) He told us everything.
Like, did you know that Santa
is actually really hard to work with.
And did you know the abominable snowman
is actually really, really nice?
I know. Crazy,right?
So like, at this point,
Jim was like making out with some elf,
Todd was like being strapped onto a stretcher
or something insane like that
and Rudolph demanded that we go dance
like all the "normy 2-legged randos"--
his words not mine.
So we did, and we're dancing and having a good time
and like Rudolph keeps trying to grind on me.
I was like ummm... okay.
And then I swear I could feel his Grinch grow
three sizes that day and I was like,
"Okay, enough. I have to find my friend."
But then, the club was too foggy
and like I couldn't find Todd anywhere.
Rudolph was like, "Well here,
"let's just like use my bright-ass nose."
Let's just use my bright-ass nose.
And I was like, "Fine."
So we did.
So we did.
We walked past the leather daddy forest,
through the land of misfit cocktails--
we couldn't find Todd anywhere.
I was like... Todd?
I was like... Todd?
I was like... Todd?
I was like... Todd?
Where are you!
Where are you!
Todd, where are you!
I can't see you anywhere!
Then I got a text from a hospital.
Apparently, Todd had a full-on stroke attack,
which is when you have a stroke and heart attack
at once, and that's exactly what Todd had.
If I'm being honest, typical Todd.
He just doesn't know how to be chill.
Plus, as I was looking at my phone,
I realized it was 3 AM and I knew I had to go.
Because I had to be up early.
Oh yeah, did I mention...
I'm a teacher.
Of middle school.
Algebra. Two.
Algebra two.
I'm a teacher. I'm a teacher.
I'm a teacher. I'm a teacher.
I'm a teacher. I'm a teacher.
And I have to get back to work-- Bye.
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2min Crypto Tips | NOV 13 2017 | How to Make Money & Earn Free Bitcoin | Day Trading Investing Guide - Duration: 2:01.
THE BOSS OF BITCOIN!
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How to replace front wheel bearing BMW 5 E39 TUTORIAL | AUTODOC - Duration: 12:57.
Use a socket №18
Use an end bit №5
Use a socket №16
Use a socket №18 and a combination spanner №16
Use a combination spanner №19
Use a special tool for removing the tie rod end
Use a socket №18
Lubricate the brake disc seat with copper spray
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'Justice League' Cast Talks New Film And What It's Like Being Idolized By Kids | TODAY - Duration: 4:54.
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Barnicle: World Leaders Are Laughing At The US | Morning Joe | MSNBC - Duration: 8:15.
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Lotion | Comedy Crib: Sisters Weekend - Duration: 2:32.
(operatic music)
(announcer) Like women,
men...
need...
moisture.
But really?
What guy has time to lotion?
I mean, I don't wanna lotion.
But, we have to.
Because three out of seven men--
Wait. Do we?
I'm sorry, what? I just-- hold on, we're not like... using?
Are we, are we putting lotion on me?
(director) They wanna see. Oh, we are? We are.
wanna see a little bit of what the product looks like on you.
Oh, okay...
That's fine.
I have a question, though.
Yeah? So like, after lunch are we--
What after lunch? Just kidding. Come on.
Sorry! I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I don't really have dry skin?
I don't really know why you wouldn't show the lotion
being applied to the skin in a lotion Ad.
I don't really see why... Okay--
Also, I don't really have to argue with you
about this.
I mean, it's clearly a men's beauty product
lotion Ad. I am a man.
(director) Who uses lotion!
What's the product?
Oh, that's... guh-gusting!
It stinks. What?
That's disgust...
Right, but I wanna do a little product shot.
I want him using the lotion today.
(assistant director) that we had set up before was that before
was we're gonna have to B-roll the footage to show them--
Wait. That's on the schedule.
Right, and then we can re-shoot it tomorrow.
Wait, am I lo-- am I actually lotioning?
Thank you!
WOAH!!! Thought he had lotion.
...and that goes in there?
This is exhausting.
I am exhausted.
I am exhausted.
It's a great take! Your energy's dropping.
Okay. Happy, happy, happy.
Lotion. Lotion, lotion, lotion...
But really, what guy has time to lotion?
I'm not lotioning!
I mean, I don't wanna lotion.
Oh...
(screaming) I don't wanna lotion!
Oh!
I don't wanna lotion.
(screaming) I don't wanna lotion!
AHHH!!
I'm not lotioning!
Get away!
Get away from me.
I'm upset!
This isn't even a real bed!! Ahh!
But, really? What guy has time to--
(actor) Moisture... for men!
(birds chirping)
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Lady USA | Comedy Crib: Sisters Weekend - Duration: 3:51.
(announcer) Live from the United States!
Gorgeous women from all over compete for the title...
Lady USA!
I'm Shelby Siclari, and tonight,
my crown is your crown,
but, who is it going to?
Billie Nardone, 24,
only wears yellow, USA!
Vanessa Fairbank, 28,
pretends to be a teacher, USA!
Shannon Renée Boone, 27,
IBS survivor, USA!
Kerri Frasier, 20,
loves chicken parm, USA!
Miniature head, USA!
♪♪
Dana Moretti, 26,
tenders, fingers, and nuggets, USA!
Peyton Moore, 23,
believes in Santa, USA!
Flavia Maldoon, 19,
powered by windmills, USA!
Whitney Hogan, 24,
#awareness, USA!
♪♪
Brianna Cooley, 26,
poops from the front, USA!
Crystal Garcia, 20,
remind me to murder you, USA!
Jessica Ramos, 26,
try my own sailboat, USA!
Courtney Schaffer, 21,
loves me some techno, USA!
♪ I am the rebel girl I go against the world ♪
Yeahhhhhh!
♪ I don't care I don't mind ♪
♪ I'm not you this ain't your life ♪
♪♪
Caroline Shitstain, 22,
not changing my name, USA!
Camille Fahr, 28,
invented the peanut butter chair, USA!
Macy Hagar, 20,
shot the last bald eagle, USA!
Jackie Russo, 25,
likes to watch DVDs, USA!
April Navarro, 26,
born with four legs, USA!
♪♪
Bridgette Palmer, 23, BYOB, USA!
Reiley Stern, 25, Hibachi expert, USA!
Poojah Basudi, 27, Hibachi expert, USA!
Treasure Cabral, 26, also a Hibachi expert, USA!
Nicole Egg, 28--
(test signal screeching) USA!
♪♪
Gorgeously.
Empowering.
Empowering.
♪♪
(grumbling)
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Sweet and Relaxing Music Ideal For Meditation - Making Yoga - Sleeping Good - Duration: 4:07:06.
Sweet and Relaxing Music Ideal For Meditation - Making Yoga - Sleeping Good
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Draw Strings | Comedy Crib: Sisters Weekend - Duration: 1:12.
♪♪
(door creaking)
(Lord Donovan) Shit.
Hmm...
Hmm?
(objects clattering)
(untying drawstrings)
(air hissing)
Whoa... w-whoa!
(objects crashing to floor)
(gulps) I love you.
I love you. I love you.
(collective screaming)
♪♪
(cat screeching)
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