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[music playing]

[dog barking]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[engine revving]

Woohoo!

[cat meowing]

Wahoo!

Arm extendo!

1, 2, 3!

[laughing]

For more infomation >> Snack Crafts w/ PAW Patrol, Blaze, Shimmer and Shine, & Team Umizoomi | Nick Jr. - Duration: 1:12.

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'Blaze Tow Truck Tough' Special Episode Airs Nov. 22nd | Blaze and the Monster Machines | Nick Jr. - Duration: 0:42.

He's the fastest thing on four wheels!

But when speed isn't enough...

We gotta help Stripes!

It's time to get tough!

This November get hooked

on a tow-tally awesome new Blaze adventure!

I'm a tow truck monster machine!

It's gonna take some serious strength to tow like a pro!

Tow truck power!

Blaze, Tow Truck Tough, the brand new special!

Wednesday, November 22nd, right here on Nick Junior.

You can watch more Blaze and The Monster Machines

in the free Nick Junior app.

For more infomation >> 'Blaze Tow Truck Tough' Special Episode Airs Nov. 22nd | Blaze and the Monster Machines | Nick Jr. - Duration: 0:42.

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Library Shorts: How to save your work to Google Drive - Duration: 1:29.

For more infomation >> Library Shorts: How to save your work to Google Drive - Duration: 1:29.

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Overly Excited Tourist Can't Handle The Rockets In Huntsville - Duration: 2:30.

- Holy second amendment, I'm in Huntsville, Alabama.

Home of Good Will Huntsville.

Let's go shoot us a ten point bunk, and have a good time.

- [Announcer] Three, two, one.

Whoa baby boy, disc golf.

Okay honey, let's give it a shot.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Oh, shit.

Disc golf sucks, do not like.

So sue my ass, I love horses.

God, nasty hiccupotamus, I wish I could Huntsville you

to frickin' death!

Are you joking my ass?

They got corncob.

Now that's my game.

Shit.

Shit.

Ye-aw, shit.

Corncob is for corn brains, no thank you.

Jesus, shit.

Get out of my ass, I'm at the Children's Museum.

Take a look at all these nerds.

Nice hat.

Metal mouth freak.

Cool turtleneck.

Where's your tooth?

Holy snopes, holy snopes, holy snopes,

Goodwill Huntsville!

So I love stop signs, tell it to the judge.

Hi honeys.

Holy snopes, they got a White House.

If Dan Trump is in there, then EW is right.

Are you joking my ass?

I'm at the US Spruce and Racket Center.

Come come, chep chep.

(upbeat music)

Get inside my ass and enjoy the free wifi,

look at the size of that racketship.

They say it's 100 feet big, and it could go to the moon,

if the moon wasn't a lie perpetrated by the Chinese.

Don't understand the reasoning,

don't understand the reasoning,

space danosaur!

Piss on my clean laundry,

what a day I've had here in Huckstable.

I saw some pretty cool racketships,

and I daminated at corncob.

It even was the best day of my whole life.

(upbeat music)

For more infomation >> Overly Excited Tourist Can't Handle The Rockets In Huntsville - Duration: 2:30.

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[Yuzuki yukari]Distribute the Okhotsk Yukari wallpaper. - Duration: 0:55.

I didn't make a video, and I made it.

So you didn't make the video for two weeks?

Please look at this. There are two Type.

Stop changing the subject.

And I made it for smartphone use.

Oh, I think this is cute.

Actually, this wallpaper...

looks like this.

Longer!

why?

Cut it into your cell phone and use it.

Good idea. And cute.

Of course. This is my cute Ittanmomen.

who's Ittanmomen(*Japanese monster)!

that told...

There are two Type of this.

In addition, I give four wallpapers together.

Wow~~~ Are you giving me such a cute wallpaper?

...no, What is the next video?

tut!

For more infomation >> [Yuzuki yukari]Distribute the Okhotsk Yukari wallpaper. - Duration: 0:55.

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Monday a.m. KSBW Weather Forecast 11.13.17 - Duration: 2:52.

For more infomation >> Monday a.m. KSBW Weather Forecast 11.13.17 - Duration: 2:52.

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ГОВОРЯЩИЙ ТОМ БЕГ ЗА ЗОЛОТОМ #93 ВОДНЫЙ ТОМ ДРУЗЬЯ ОБНОВЛЕНИЕ Анджела Хэнк Джинджер - Duration: 21:00.

For more infomation >> ГОВОРЯЩИЙ ТОМ БЕГ ЗА ЗОЛОТОМ #93 ВОДНЫЙ ТОМ ДРУЗЬЯ ОБНОВЛЕНИЕ Анджела Хэнк Джинджер - Duration: 21:00.

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'Dead Ringer' Ep. 5 Clip | Stan Against Evil | Season 2 - Duration: 1:21.

Clearly, it's the same ring, but, that still doesn't explain

why I'm seeing through the eyes of a killer.

You see that woman?

She looks just like my new girlfriend.

You could even say she's a...

dead ringer.

-Mm. -You know, ring?

-Yeah, no, I got it. -[Laughs]

-Where does she live? -I don't know.

But you're already calling her your girlfriend?

See, this is the thing with you. You always rush into stuff.

No. Maybe I just go slow

faster than you do.

So the only other lead we have

is the old woman at the antique store.

I'll drive.

It's one street over.

Oh, dear God. -Activate...action pants!

[Rattling]

Lights and siren.

I'm gonna meet you there.

[Siren wailing, tires screeching]

Yeah, hey, Stan, it's me.

Listen, I think we got a lead on those killings.

I'm not sure where it's gonna go, but,

I think it starts at the antique store,

so, uh, meet us there.

[Squeaks]

For more infomation >> 'Dead Ringer' Ep. 5 Clip | Stan Against Evil | Season 2 - Duration: 1:21.

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XMAS Song Ft. Sam Taggart | Comedy Crib: Sisters Weekend - Duration: 5:41.

♪♪

So, you guys know Dasher,

and Dancer,

and Prancer,

Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen.

Yeah...

of course you do.

Well...

do you guys know the most famous reindeer?

Famous reindeer.

(echoing) Yeah.

Rudolph.

Well...

Do you guys know I partied with him.

It was crazy.

Me and my friend Todd decided to go to this gay club

called South Pole.

Like, it kind of sucks there

but there aren't as many old dudes

as there are at Cock Wreath and the drinks are cheaper

than over at One Horse Open Gay.

So that's where we were.

Who's texting you?

Anyway, we're dancing and having a great time

when Todd looks to the VIP section

and claims to see a little glowing red nose.

I was like, "Actually, no."

Like, that's not possible.

Like, is Rudolph even gay?

And my friend Todd who's like actually insane

was like, "Gay or straight,

"I bet he likes to ski."

And he pulled out like this big bag of Coke.

I was like, "Wow, Todd.

"You're being a bitch. And I love It."

(echoing) And I love it. And I love it.

Ummm...

Yeah.

Soooooo, we go over to the VIP section

and of course there's this fucking yeti

working the door.

I was like "Ugh... there's no way we're gonna get in."

And Todd was like, "We have to."

And I could see he was foaming at the mouth a little

because like I said before, insane.

Unbelievable.

Luckily, right then, I saw this guy named Jim.

Jim was like this big time agent, slash producer,

slash director, slash camera,

but most importantly,

he used to date my friend Eric.

Their breakup was pretty bad,

but he always had a soft spot for me.

Well, when I say it was pretty bad,

I mean he murdered Eric in cold blood.

And when I say he had a soft spot for me,

I mean, I didn't tell anyone

'cause I don't need all the drama.

Oops, guess I just let it slip.

Anyway, just when Todd was starting to bleed from the eyes,

Jim saw us and waved us in.

I love that fucking yeti!

So we're in there,

and Rudolph is being like super down to earth.

Like, buying everyone drinks and like talking

and people are like doing some nose candy cane.

I was playing it like super cool.

Todd was kind of convulsing

but it was on beat, so no issue there.

Everything was great,

then someone's camera flash went off.

Rudolph immediately stopped talking

and everyone got silent.

No one knew who it was but everyone could tell

Rudy was legit pissed.

You could have heard a pin drop...

but we didn't.

Instead, we heard the beat drop to Rudolph's hit single

and everyone legit lost it.

We were all up on the couches and screaming the lyrics

at the tops of our lungs.

It was incredible!

My jam!

As soon as it was over,

Rudolph was like "Play it again."

I thought he was kidding,

but then he just kept saying,

"Play it again. Play it again."

"Play it again"

Etcetera, etcetera.

You get it.

Finally, Jim walked over to the DJ

and requested it.

The DJ was like, "What?

"Hmmmmm... Really?

"I guess."

Rudolph was pleased and must have been having a great night

because just then he started to dish.

(chuckles) He told us everything.

Like, did you know that Santa

is actually really hard to work with.

And did you know the abominable snowman

is actually really, really nice?

I know. Crazy,right?

So like, at this point,

Jim was like making out with some elf,

Todd was like being strapped onto a stretcher

or something insane like that

and Rudolph demanded that we go dance

like all the "normy 2-legged randos"--

his words not mine.

So we did, and we're dancing and having a good time

and like Rudolph keeps trying to grind on me.

I was like ummm... okay.

And then I swear I could feel his Grinch grow

three sizes that day and I was like,

"Okay, enough. I have to find my friend."

But then, the club was too foggy

and like I couldn't find Todd anywhere.

Rudolph was like, "Well here,

"let's just like use my bright-ass nose."

Let's just use my bright-ass nose.

And I was like, "Fine."

So we did.

So we did.

We walked past the leather daddy forest,

through the land of misfit cocktails--

we couldn't find Todd anywhere.

I was like... Todd?

I was like... Todd?

I was like... Todd?

I was like... Todd?

Where are you!

Where are you!

Todd, where are you!

I can't see you anywhere!

Then I got a text from a hospital.

Apparently, Todd had a full-on stroke attack,

which is when you have a stroke and heart attack

at once, and that's exactly what Todd had.

If I'm being honest, typical Todd.

He just doesn't know how to be chill.

Plus, as I was looking at my phone,

I realized it was 3 AM and I knew I had to go.

Because I had to be up early.

Oh yeah, did I mention...

I'm a teacher.

Of middle school.

Algebra. Two.

Algebra two.

I'm a teacher. I'm a teacher.

I'm a teacher. I'm a teacher.

I'm a teacher. I'm a teacher.

And I have to get back to work-- Bye.

For more infomation >> XMAS Song Ft. Sam Taggart | Comedy Crib: Sisters Weekend - Duration: 5:41.

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2min Crypto Tips | NOV 13 2017 | How to Make Money & Earn Free Bitcoin | Day Trading Investing Guide - Duration: 2:01.

THE BOSS OF BITCOIN!

For more infomation >> 2min Crypto Tips | NOV 13 2017 | How to Make Money & Earn Free Bitcoin | Day Trading Investing Guide - Duration: 2:01.

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How to replace front wheel bearing BMW 5 E39 TUTORIAL | AUTODOC - Duration: 12:57.

Use a socket №18

Use an end bit №5

Use a socket №16

Use a socket №18 and a combination spanner №16

Use a combination spanner №19

Use a special tool for removing the tie rod end

Use a socket №18

Lubricate the brake disc seat with copper spray

For more infomation >> How to replace front wheel bearing BMW 5 E39 TUTORIAL | AUTODOC - Duration: 12:57.

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'Justice League' Cast Talks New Film And What It's Like Being Idolized By Kids | TODAY - Duration: 4:54.

For more infomation >> 'Justice League' Cast Talks New Film And What It's Like Being Idolized By Kids | TODAY - Duration: 4:54.

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Barnicle: World Leaders Are Laughing At The US | Morning Joe | MSNBC - Duration: 8:15.

For more infomation >> Barnicle: World Leaders Are Laughing At The US | Morning Joe | MSNBC - Duration: 8:15.

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Lotion | Comedy Crib: Sisters Weekend - Duration: 2:32.

(operatic music)

(announcer) Like women,

men...

need...

moisture.

But really?

What guy has time to lotion?

I mean, I don't wanna lotion.

But, we have to.

Because three out of seven men--

Wait. Do we?

I'm sorry, what? I just-- hold on, we're not like... using?

Are we, are we putting lotion on me?

(director) They wanna see. Oh, we are? We are.

wanna see a little bit of what the product looks like on you.

Oh, okay...

That's fine.

I have a question, though.

Yeah? So like, after lunch are we--

What after lunch? Just kidding. Come on.

Sorry! I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I don't really have dry skin?

I don't really know why you wouldn't show the lotion

being applied to the skin in a lotion Ad.

I don't really see why... Okay--

Also, I don't really have to argue with you

about this.

I mean, it's clearly a men's beauty product

lotion Ad. I am a man.

(director) Who uses lotion!

What's the product?

Oh, that's... guh-gusting!

It stinks. What?

That's disgust...

Right, but I wanna do a little product shot.

I want him using the lotion today.

(assistant director) that we had set up before was that before

was we're gonna have to B-roll the footage to show them--

Wait. That's on the schedule.

Right, and then we can re-shoot it tomorrow.

Wait, am I lo-- am I actually lotioning?

Thank you!

WOAH!!! Thought he had lotion.

...and that goes in there?

This is exhausting.

I am exhausted.

I am exhausted.

It's a great take! Your energy's dropping.

Okay. Happy, happy, happy.

Lotion. Lotion, lotion, lotion...

But really, what guy has time to lotion?

I'm not lotioning!

I mean, I don't wanna lotion.

Oh...

(screaming) I don't wanna lotion!

Oh!

I don't wanna lotion.

(screaming) I don't wanna lotion!

AHHH!!

I'm not lotioning!

Get away!

Get away from me.

I'm upset!

This isn't even a real bed!! Ahh!

But, really? What guy has time to--

(actor) Moisture... for men!

(birds chirping)

For more infomation >> Lotion | Comedy Crib: Sisters Weekend - Duration: 2:32.

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Ваше подсознание. Развитие человека зависит от деятельности подсознания. - Duration: 4:46.

For more infomation >> Ваше подсознание. Развитие человека зависит от деятельности подсознания. - Duration: 4:46.

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Video: Stuffed oyster recipe - Duration: 2:23.

For more infomation >> Video: Stuffed oyster recipe - Duration: 2:23.

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Lady USA | Comedy Crib: Sisters Weekend - Duration: 3:51.

(announcer) Live from the United States!

Gorgeous women from all over compete for the title...

Lady USA!

I'm Shelby Siclari, and tonight,

my crown is your crown,

but, who is it going to?

Billie Nardone, 24,

only wears yellow, USA!

Vanessa Fairbank, 28,

pretends to be a teacher, USA!

Shannon Renée Boone, 27,

IBS survivor, USA!

Kerri Frasier, 20,

loves chicken parm, USA!

Miniature head, USA!

♪♪

Dana Moretti, 26,

tenders, fingers, and nuggets, USA!

Peyton Moore, 23,

believes in Santa, USA!

Flavia Maldoon, 19,

powered by windmills, USA!

Whitney Hogan, 24,

#awareness, USA!

♪♪

Brianna Cooley, 26,

poops from the front, USA!

Crystal Garcia, 20,

remind me to murder you, USA!

Jessica Ramos, 26,

try my own sailboat, USA!

Courtney Schaffer, 21,

loves me some techno, USA!

♪ I am the rebel girl I go against the world ♪

Yeahhhhhh!

♪ I don't care I don't mind ♪

♪ I'm not you this ain't your life ♪

♪♪

Caroline Shitstain, 22,

not changing my name, USA!

Camille Fahr, 28,

invented the peanut butter chair, USA!

Macy Hagar, 20,

shot the last bald eagle, USA!

Jackie Russo, 25,

likes to watch DVDs, USA!

April Navarro, 26,

born with four legs, USA!

♪♪

Bridgette Palmer, 23, BYOB, USA!

Reiley Stern, 25, Hibachi expert, USA!

Poojah Basudi, 27, Hibachi expert, USA!

Treasure Cabral, 26, also a Hibachi expert, USA!

Nicole Egg, 28--

(test signal screeching) USA!

♪♪

Gorgeously.

Empowering.

Empowering.

♪♪

(grumbling)

For more infomation >> Lady USA | Comedy Crib: Sisters Weekend - Duration: 3:51.

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Sweet and Relaxing Music Ideal For Meditation - Making Yoga - Sleeping Good - Duration: 4:07:06.

Sweet and Relaxing Music Ideal For Meditation - Making Yoga - Sleeping Good

For more infomation >> Sweet and Relaxing Music Ideal For Meditation - Making Yoga - Sleeping Good - Duration: 4:07:06.

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Draw Strings | Comedy Crib: Sisters Weekend - Duration: 1:12.

♪♪

(door creaking)

(Lord Donovan) Shit.

Hmm...

Hmm?

(objects clattering)

(untying drawstrings)

(air hissing)

Whoa... w-whoa!

(objects crashing to floor)

(gulps) I love you.

I love you. I love you.

(collective screaming)

♪♪

(cat screeching)

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