hey guys im here to say something before the video
i've recorded the video already at this moment
that's the reason im naked right now
stop :(
stop looking at me :(
anyway, im here to explain something that i didn't explain in the video
the intention of this video is just to have fun and maybe learn a new language
i think dutch is a fucking cool language
i love nederlands
i love any country, in fact
there is no way to HATE a country
why should you HATE a country?
aaaaand, im here to say...
did i turn off the mic?
so it's a video just for fun ok? i love nederlands, i love you guys, i love brazil, i love everyone
let's fu** all together
and that's it, enjoy the video <3
stop looking at me, im naked :(
im the dumbest person to give messages
hey guys, im back here, naked again
to say another thing to you
(((i'm spreading my store *calangostore.com.br*)))
im going crazy
hey guys, whats up? i'm Calango
are you okay? what day is today?
today is 25th...
oh fu** it's christmas
merry christmas to you
in the past years i made cute videos
saying cute things about christmas
but this year i didn't, SORRY :(
anyway, i'll explain why i didn't post videos for the last 10 days
i'll explain the resons for you guys someday
im planning some cool things
anyway, its 6:39AM
WHAT AM I DOING?
it's 6:39AM and what happened?
i tried to sleep
you see? my bed is a fu**ing mess
i tried to sleep but i started to roll on the bed
thinking about a lot of things
and then i thought "no, i'll wake up and rec"
i dont know either, i didn't understand too
sometime ago i saw a video from this german girl
no, not german FU**!
a dutch girl, this one here
she's on the screen
i saw her video trying to speak portuguese, it made a lot of success here in Brazil
and then i thought about trying to speek dutch
i don't know if i'll make it
i really don't know if i can make it
im pretty sure i can't
i barely know how to speak portuguese, imagine dutch
maybe i can look sleepy but i swear i dont want to sleep
it's just my face that doesn't realize what's going on here
because i was sleeping, and then i woke up to record a video trying to speak dutch
ON CHRISTMAS
well, but let's do this different
on that girl's video, she translated some sentences that are important to know
for example: "how much that thing?" or "where's the bathroom" etc.
i didn't, i asked you guys to write any sentence on google translate-
fu**
i asked you guys to write any senten-
i can't talk
i asked you guys to write any sentence on google translate for me try to read
so you did, and im gonna try to read Dutch sentences and after i'll find out what does that sentences mean in portuguese
let's go, first sentence
i just need to see how to pronounce it
because im dumb
WHAT?
dude, i have to learn how to speak Dutch, this is awesome
well, now let's see this sentence in portuguese
"i have to sneeze with my life and here i am" (????????)
what the fu**?
next one
now let's see how is this in portuguese
"my d*ck loves you"
ok then
next one!
WHAT? HOW AM I GOING TO SAY THIS?
this is a bible, man
it seems like a priest praying in latin
d*ck in my ass
i cant say that
in portuguese
"how am i going to say 'no' to drugs if they never asked me anything?"
how am i supposed to say no to drugs if they didnt asked me anything?
there is it
if one day, a cigarette come at me and ask something, like "where's the bathroom?"
i'll answer "NO"
next one
i cant say this
i cant
im going... im going crazy
now let's see what it is in portuguese
"i'll paint my hair red if you reach 2 million subscribers"
negative
i think this is saying that i'll paint my hair red when i reach 2 million subs
NEGATIVE!
i didn't even reach 1 million subs yet
and we're thinking in 2 million, take it easy
next one
oh, this one seems easy
this, in portuguese is
"fu**, i'm hungry"
NEEEXT ONE
in portuguese
"this christmas was a shit"
oh man, wait a sec, why do you say that?
i bet that is beacuse you didn't recieve gifts
christmas is not only gifts
christmas... is being with family
im saying this because i didn't recieve gifts too, okay? im a piece of sh*t
NEXT ONE
i spoke even with accent, you saw?
in portuguese
"i love potatoes"
i really like potatoes, but wait wait wait wait wait
what kind of potatoes, bro?
i like french fries
the others i dont
and ruffles
and that's it
let's go, let's go, the last one
no no no no, let's do different, let's take some sentences that i think it's important to know
if someday i go do nederlands
let's choose some sentences in portuguese so
useful sentences that i could use there
nice
do you know what is this in portuguese?
"how big is your penis?"
awesome bro, at least, when i go to nederlands, i can ask people how big is their d*ck
let's choose another one here
very hard
in portuguese
"do you have a spiderman costume?"
if i want to buy a spiderman costume in nederlands i already know how to ask
thank you, thank you
now the last one
wow, wtf? "sorry" in Dutch is this:
very awesome, in portuguese:
"my d*ck is small, vfjahdidin"
oh, it was to say "sorry", why did she bugged?
"my d*ck is small, sorry"
if one day i go to nederlands and meet a girl, i can say it to her
and then, she'll think twice before have sex with me
i dont know..
why?
i could be sleeping
its 6:57AM!!!!!!!
i dont know why i teached dutch people to say "bisturi"
dont ask me why
the only thing i know is that im ending the video here because its 7:00AM
i hope you enjoyed it
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and merry christmas for you! wait wait
merry christmas, hope you reach a lot of cool things this year...
no no, its not new year
i have to stop changing christmas with new year
anyway, wish a lot of joy for you in this day
i hope everything was nice... right?
thank you so much for watching until now
if you enjoyed, dont forget to leave a like
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xoxo
and, see you soon
bye!
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