Youtube daily Sep 28 2017

Hey InnerTubers, you know, sometimes it's a lot more fun to have friends over for dinner

than it is family.

So I thought we'd just play a little Mad Libs.

Whattaya got for me, Rod?

This is called Baking a Birthday Cake, but we're gonna edit this to be Baking a Fucking

Birthday Cake.

Fuck Yeah.

I've never done Mad Libs.

This'll be fun. Yes.

So, you're watching my virginal opportunity at Mad Libs.

A name: Joseph.

A noun: Bedroom.

Recipe Name: Slop.

Ingredient: Mashed Potatoes.

Another Ingredient: Butter.

Adjective: Fucking Delicious.

Noun: Spoon.

Adjective: Heavy.

A noun: Fork.

Another noun: Knife.

Number: 17.

Adjective: Happy.

Celebrity Name: James Corden.

I'm gonna call that little fucker out every time I can.

'cuz I wanna get on his show.

Brand or type of Alcohol: PBR.

Another number: 7.

Noun: faucet.

Adjective: Slow.

Another adjective: drunk.

Celebrity Name: Jimmy Kimmel, 'cuz I wanna be on his show, too.

Adjective: handsome.

A noun: Beard.

And one last adjective.

Scratchy.

All right, you ready for this?

Yes, I am. Are you ready, InnerTubers.

Are you ready? Here we go.

This is what I just made.

So this is Baking a Fucking Birthday Cake.

Joseph is celebrating his 21st birthday.

Naturally, you're inspired ...

where'd you get the number 21?

Uh, that was already in here.

Oh, okay.

... Naturally, you're inspired to bake.

So, you pull out the bedroom, and dig up the recipe for that slop that you've been reading

about on Pinterest, and head to the store.

Only problem: mashed potatoes are out of season, and the only kind of butter they carry is

fucking delicious.

[laughter]

Like I said, people, be sure you're on a pee pad if you're gonna play this.

So, you improvise.

Buying spoons for the filling and deciding on the overly heavy fork as the flavoring,

you jet to the checkout line, picking up some knives on the way because, as always, you're

running low.

[laughter]

Back at home, you heat the oven to 17 degrees

[laughter]

and get the happy baking dish.

The happy baking dish as opposed to the unhappy one.

That's the one that James Corden used to use, so you figure it will be appropriate

for your birthday creation.

The only thing missing?

Alcohol.

So, you grab your favorite bottle of PBR from the cupboard and decide that you'll soak

your baked good in it.

My baked mashed potatoes and forks and knives?

Everything's better with booze, right?

Uh, in some cases.

7 hours later, [actually, that makes sense if you're only baking at 17 degrees] 7 hours

later, the kitchen is covered in faucets and you realize your baking adventures were probably

a little slow.

Sure enough, things turned out drunk, and you'd rather not eat what came out of the

oven, since it's both scratchy and handsome, just like Paula Dean said it would be.

But Jimmy Kimmel taught you well, so you're committed to seeing this through to the end.

In a final display of beard, you douse your creation with alcohol, take a slug for yourself

as a chaser.

Ah yes, this is what the holidays are all about.

All right, that's a big FUCK YEAH!

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Hubble Sees First-Time Icy Visitor Comet K2 - Duration: 3:33.

NASA's Hubble Space Telescope has observed an inbound comet

unlike any we've seen before, that already is expelling gas

and dust at an enormous distance from the Sun. This makes the

comet a record-breaker, since usually active comets aren't

discovered until they're closer to the Sun and warmer. When

trying to learn about our early solar system and the exact

conditions of the materials that went on to form our Sun and

planets, scientists try to find the most primitive objects they

can – objects that haven't been disturbed by geologic activity,

strong radiation, or outside forces at any point in the past

4.6 billion years. These primitive objects include

asteroids and comets. Comets are more icy than asteroids, and

when they get close to the Sun, the ices sublimate - go from

solid to gas - and release dust that forms the comet's iconic

coma and tail. We call this an active comet. Once a comet has

orbited close to the Sun multiple times, it's no longer

as primitive as it once was. But every once in a while, we catch

a comet coming into the inner solar system for the first time,

kicked out of its home in the outer solar system. These

first-time inner-solar-system-visitors give

us a chance to observe a more pristine leftover from the early

days of planet formation. A comet named K2 was discovered in

May 2017 by the Pan-STARRS telescope in Hawaii. Hubble then

pointed its camera at the icy visitor in late June, revealing

this image of its 80,000-mile-wide dust cloud

coma. Researchers estimate that the nucleus - the actual solid

body inside - is less than 12 miles wide, and that the comet

came from trillions of miles away from the Oort Cloud at the

far periphery of our solar system. Astronomers don't

usually discover active inbound comets until they're well within

the orbit of Jupiter. But comet K2, at the time of this Hubble

image, was out past the orbit of Saturn. After discovery,

researchers went back through archival images and found that

K2's coma was actually visible back in 2013, when the comet was

way out between the orbits of Uranus and Neptune. So why is

comet K2 active so early? Usually astronomers see comets

that are activated by the sublimation of water ice, which

requires relatively warm temperatures. Researchers think

that K2 must be so primitive that it still has frozen

volatile gases like nitrogen, carbon dioxide, and carbon

monoxide, which sublimate at much cooler temperatures and are

sublimating right now on K2. The lead researcher on this study

thinks that K2 is the most primitive comet we've ever seen.

However, compositionally, K2 probably isn't a particularly

unusual comet; it's just been difficult to discover comets

that far away. Even though its coma is almost as large as

Jupiter, K2 is still about 40 times fainter than Pluto, and

discovering a moving object that faint requires improved

technology. Survey programs like Pan-STARRS should allow us to

discover more and more of these faint, distant comets like K2. Since

we are able to see comet K2 so early, we'll have another five

years to study the comet before it reaches its closest approach

to the Sun, just beyond the orbit of Mars. During that time,

scientists will be able to study this visitor from the remote

past with ground-based telescopes, Hubble, and the

soon-to-be-launched James Webb Space Telescope. Once K2 swings

by the Sun, it will begin its outward journey, and K2's

trajectory will actually have it leave our solar system forever.

Humanity will never see this particular comet again.

www.nasa.gov/hubble @NASAHubble

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Alone in a Haunted House // Howl-O-Scream 2017 - Duration: 5:11.

Hello, hello, hello my friends.

Kaitlyn here and guess what time it is?

It's Howl-o-scream time. Boo.

(Halloween music)

Oh my goodness friends last Friday on the first day of fall,

which felt more like Mid-July than late September.

I made my way to opening night

of Bush Gardens Williamsburg's Howl-o-scream.

You guys know by this point that Howl-o-scream

is one of my favorite times in the park.

Second only to the magic that is Christmastown,

and I got the opportunity to be one of the first

to check out some of their cool new spooks.

First on the docket was a little tour of their escape rooms.

Mr. Karver is back this year in all of his creepy glory.

Honestly the guy who plays Mr. Karver

deserves a theme park Oscar.

It is creepy enough being in there with the door open

and a bunch of other media people.

But I can't imagine being locked in there

trying to solve a puzzle while he is acting like this.

(laughing)

(hammering manically)

(shuttering)

The new escape room this year

is the case of the haunted hotel.

It is not quite as design rich as Mr. Karver's workshop,

but there are lots of locked doors

so I could imagine that as you solve puzzles it starts to

open up and be a much more interesting landscape.

Now here is where my day to a bit of a sour turn

because I pressed the wrong button on my camera

while filming here and corrupted my memory card.

Fortunately I didn't lose anything other than

a few years off of my life when I saw

the corrupt memory card message on my screen.

Uh uh! Why!? But whether my camera was on the fritz or not

we were off to Germany where the Curse of Darkastle

is out of commission for this season to make way for

evil icy creatures lurking in the dark

of the new haunted house "Frostbite."

So while my best camera was down for the count

I did still have my go pro.

So it is not the best footage because it was dark

but I got a few good moments of jump scares for you.

(Growling)

(screaming)

(screaming)

So I really like this house because they do some great stuff

with ice walls, and snow,

and I just think it was all super cool.

Funny story, because we are all media

and we tend to go through the house at different paces.

Like some people are slower and taking pictures

while others are faster.

And I got kind of stuck in the middle

all alone for a little while.

And so I was booking it through the house

by myself trying to catch up to my original group,

and boy was that terrifying.

I also don't do super well with strobe lights,

I'm always afraid I am just going to forget

which way is up and fall on my face

and someone is going to find me

just curled in a ball on the ground.

I'm all alone now.

(laugh/crying) Oh God!

I didn't mean to be left behind

(screaming)

Okay, there's one person.

I'm getting closer, and strobe lights are very disorienting.

Just keep walking...

Just keep walking.

Am I going the right way?

But I made it out alive, Hallelujah.

Finally the last new spook is the new "Terror-tory."

in New France called Axe Alley, featuring possessed vikings?

Evil spirits of dead vikings walking the land?

I'm not quite sure.

- Valhalla!

- Basically something bad happened to the vikings there

which is appropriate because New France is the location

of Bush Garden's newest roller coaster, the Invadr.

Which is viking themed too.

So vikings everywhere, this time just scarier.

After we had seen all the new stuff

I got to hang out with my friend Jenny and her family

and we did some of the haunted houses

before it got too busy.

Deadline, Circo Sinstro, Unearthed Scarlett's Revenge,

I can't...Unearthed Scarlett's revenge.

I think I am becoming more desensitized to haunted houses

because honestly like two, three years ago

I would have never willingly gone to all of those houses.

But it was actually really fun,

her kids aren't really scared by much so it is funny

if you see someone actually get a good scare in on them.

Basically I spend more time laughing at everything

than I do with being consumed with terror and nerves.

That makes the experience much more fun.

Look at you Kaitlyn all grown up

and doing the big girl haunted houses.

SO that my friends was my Howl-o-scream experience.

Woop Woop, Yeah.

If you want to get into the Halloween spirit

you can check out these spooks for yourself

at Howl-o-scream Bush Gardens Williamsburg

every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday through October 29th.

Go out and get spooked!

So for the question today do you have

a favorite haunted house?

Maybe one that is in Bush Gardens if you've been, like me,

or one where you live.

Tell me all about it down in the comments.

Plus remember to check me out

on some of these other social media sites.

Instagram is of course my favorite come hang out with me,

and my cat, and my coloring projects.

I hope this video made you smile

and I will you guys on Thursday. Bye!

(blows kiss)

(Halloween music)

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Steve Jobs Theater - Duration: 5:09.

Thank you

I

Love Hearing his Voice and

His inspiring message

and It Was only fitting That

Steve Should open His theater

It is the honor of a lifetime to be the first to welcome you. To the steve jobs theater

Steve meant so much to me and so much to all of us

There's not a day That Goes By

That we don't Think about Him

Memories have

Expecially Come rushing back as We Prepared for

Today and This event

It's taken some time but

we can Now Reflect on

Him with Joy

Instead of Sadness

Steve's spirit and

Timeless Philosophy on life

Will Always Be the dna of Apple

His Greatest Gift

His Greatest

Expression of His appreciation for Humanity Would Not be a singular product

But Rather It Would Be Apple itself

We dedicate this theater to steve because we loved Him

and Because he loved Days Like This

Where he could share our latest New products and New ideas of the World

And

We do so

Not Only to pay tribute to steve

but to inspire the next Generation of

Creators and Innovators

Steve Was a Genius and

One of The Many Ways that he showed That

Was in the his Uncanny ability

to unlock the Talent of Everybody That he worked with

He thought Deeply About

Our Workplace in its Surroundings and

He believed that They Should inspire Talented People to do their best Work

So over a decade ago

he began to work on a

New Campus for Apple

His Vision for Apple part Was to create an incredible workplace of the future

Where engineers and Designers Could All Be Together

collaborating on The Next Generations of Apple product to change the world

Steve's vision and Passion

live on here at Apple park and everywhere in Apple

Today and Always

we Honor Him

we're here today to talk about some

Incredible products

But before We Get to that i'd like to take a Moment

To talk about What's happening in florida and Texas?

southeastern United States and Across The Caribbean

Our Our Hearts Go out to

All of The People whose lives have Been disrupted By Hurricanes irma and hurricane Hardy?

You're in our Thoughts we Send you our strength You are in our prayers

Apple Is Working Closely With relief and Recovery efforts Through Hand in hand and The American Red Cross

And in Addition to Apple's direct contributions we're making It Really Simple for the entire Apple community

to donate via Itunes and The App store

The Handed Hand Benefit for hurricane Relief Airs tonight on all of The Major Broadcast Networks

And i encourage you to watch it and

However You choose to give i hope that you open Your heart to this important effort

Thank you

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5 Tricks to Improve the Appearance of Stretch Marks - Duration: 3:20.

5 Tricks to Improve the Appearance of Stretch Marks

If there is one thing that�s unsightly, it�s stretch marks.

And there�s no doubt that the appearance of the skin is something that concerns everyone.

Fortunately, you can fight these marks to reduce, or even eliminate, their appearance.

For those who don�t yet know what stretch marks are, they�re the result of the breakage

of elastic fibers in the skin.

When the skin is stretched, fibers that have less elasticity are broken and cause stretch

marks to appear.

They are especially common in women during pregnancy.

At first, they are pink or red in appearance, then they turn white.

Stretch marks essentially represent the separation of the skin.

They can appear without warning and are usually painless, although sometimes they might be

accompanied with a slight tingling sensation.

To prevent them, it�s essential to keep your skin well hydrated.

This will allow your dermis to be more elastic and to stretch without causing the breakage

of any fibers.

How can you improve the appearance of stretch marks?

1.

Start with the right moisturizer

Lotions and other products that are rich in vitamin A, such as rosehip oil, are ideal

for fighting stretch marks.

These usually have regenerative properties and are safe for daily use.

Whether you choose a cream or an oil, they will noticeably improve your stretch marks.

2.

Take vitamins A and B Vitamins A and B will help your body regenerate

its connective tissues and produce collagen, so they�re great for improving stretch marks.

To obtain these vitamins, increase your consumption of:

Kiwi Carrots

Blueberries Pears

Figs Watermelon

3.

Exfoliate Exfoliating treatments can help improve impurities

throughout the layers of the skin, making this an ideal way to resolve those annoying

stretch marks.

Mandelic acid (found in bitter almonds) and glycolic acid (extracted from sugarcane) can

provide excellent results.

If you want to try some deeper treatments, diamond tip dermabrasion is the most effective.

4.

Laser treatments

Laser treatments are another option to help you fight those annoying stretch marks.

Due to the cost, however, not everyone is capable of taking advantage of them.

Although this treatment is not natural, it provides excellent results, so we chose to

mention it here.

5.

Mesotherapy Mesotherapy is the ideal treatment for stretch

marks that have recently appeared (those with a pink or reddish color).

It consists of injecting certain compounds into the area (such as hyaluronic acid, antioxidants,

vitamins, minerals, or amino acids) to promote cellular regeneration and restore the skin.

You should talk with your doctor about the suitability of this particular practice for

you, and always follow the advice of a professional.

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LAMINE - My Phone is Haunted - Duration: 6:32.

Good Evening!

Salam Alaikoum, Well before we get it on this video

Hit, smash, kick, smack and gang up on that

Subscribe button

To make me famous of course, and make sure to press a like

and when we're done, comment down below and give out your thoughts, because today we're going to play a game

this is an android horror game

And we're starting right now, let's see this game

Tap to continue

OK..

Please wait

ugh... these damn adds

Tap to continue

Loading

I am wondering

Alright, I started in a room

oh this is cool, I can walk

Oh! Money!

1/20

Oh so I have to find 20 bags of money

Well, there is nothing to do he.r.... wait a sec, drawr!!

Ohhp!! MONEY!

Money

This is nothing

Damn it it's empty

What is this place?

Ouuuh! Frames

they're pretty

Doesn't this guy look like Stalin?

OK

I can't see it, I need to find more bags

I can't leave yet! oh you can't leave not see

I thought it was einstein

This is obviously a philosopher

More pictures

Oh Look! A little child ........... it's me when I was a kid

let's go down, alright I'll start looking for money

what is this?

I'll increase my screen light

It's a ciment bag

oh it's an eye

let's use that eye

damn it !

oh another eye

Dahell? it's a rat !

Oh my God! who's behind me?

what is this noise?

Run damn it run!!

Oh God!!

Run run run!!!

This noise is really getting on my nerves

where am I ?

where are the stairs?

here's the ciment again

Mama!!

where the hell am I?

MONEY!

Money pall, Money!

I can risk my own life for money

yeah

in the game, I mean

what is this weird noise I've been hearing?

I'll go back up man!

I just need to find the stairs

Why did I go to the basement in the first place? I am nuts

it's crazy

Oh God!! that noise again

Just don't die man! oh it's a jail cell

Another eye

you never know when you'll need an eye

Run Run

Run

I don't even wanna look behind me

Goddamn it!

I am Running, I don't know how to run faster

Oh Mama!!

What is this thing?

What the hell happened?

I guess I died

It's a ripped off human head, God!!

uummmm.... what's next?

damn it!! play again?

let me tell you something

The video stops here

Because this is so unfair, I play for 4 minutes to just lose at the end?

Anyways! My Bros, my fans

and everybody else

If you want me to play this game again and try to actually win in another video

Tell me that down in the comments

and write "LAMINE finish the game"

"We Want to see where to find the other bags of money"

And if this video is boring to you, don't forget to leave a dislike

Because those dislikes and haters are the ones that I love, the ones that help me

What is there left to say? like I said in the begining

Smash, hit and screw

Kill and beat up that subscribe button

and if you liked this video, share it with your friends and press a like

And let's hope I'll get to make another part of this game

Because I liked it

and if you did not like it, well I won't bother play it again for you

And we'll meet once again, another time, in another video

Guess what it's gonna be about

And last but not least

Goodbye!