Hey InnerTubers, you know, sometimes it's a lot more fun to have friends over for dinner
than it is family.
So I thought we'd just play a little Mad Libs.
Whattaya got for me, Rod?
This is called Baking a Birthday Cake, but we're gonna edit this to be Baking a Fucking
Birthday Cake.
Fuck Yeah.
I've never done Mad Libs.
This'll be fun. Yes.
So, you're watching my virginal opportunity at Mad Libs.
A name: Joseph.
A noun: Bedroom.
Recipe Name: Slop.
Ingredient: Mashed Potatoes.
Another Ingredient: Butter.
Adjective: Fucking Delicious.
Noun: Spoon.
Adjective: Heavy.
A noun: Fork.
Another noun: Knife.
Number: 17.
Adjective: Happy.
Celebrity Name: James Corden.
I'm gonna call that little fucker out every time I can.
'cuz I wanna get on his show.
Brand or type of Alcohol: PBR.
Another number: 7.
Noun: faucet.
Adjective: Slow.
Another adjective: drunk.
Celebrity Name: Jimmy Kimmel, 'cuz I wanna be on his show, too.
Adjective: handsome.
A noun: Beard.
And one last adjective.
Scratchy.
All right, you ready for this?
Yes, I am. Are you ready, InnerTubers.
Are you ready? Here we go.
This is what I just made.
So this is Baking a Fucking Birthday Cake.
Joseph is celebrating his 21st birthday.
Naturally, you're inspired ...
where'd you get the number 21?
Uh, that was already in here.
Oh, okay.
... Naturally, you're inspired to bake.
So, you pull out the bedroom, and dig up the recipe for that slop that you've been reading
about on Pinterest, and head to the store.
Only problem: mashed potatoes are out of season, and the only kind of butter they carry is
fucking delicious.
[laughter]
Like I said, people, be sure you're on a pee pad if you're gonna play this.
So, you improvise.
Buying spoons for the filling and deciding on the overly heavy fork as the flavoring,
you jet to the checkout line, picking up some knives on the way because, as always, you're
running low.
[laughter]
Back at home, you heat the oven to 17 degrees
[laughter]
and get the happy baking dish.
The happy baking dish as opposed to the unhappy one.
That's the one that James Corden used to use, so you figure it will be appropriate
for your birthday creation.
The only thing missing?
Alcohol.
So, you grab your favorite bottle of PBR from the cupboard and decide that you'll soak
your baked good in it.
My baked mashed potatoes and forks and knives?
Everything's better with booze, right?
Uh, in some cases.
7 hours later, [actually, that makes sense if you're only baking at 17 degrees] 7 hours
later, the kitchen is covered in faucets and you realize your baking adventures were probably
a little slow.
Sure enough, things turned out drunk, and you'd rather not eat what came out of the
oven, since it's both scratchy and handsome, just like Paula Dean said it would be.
But Jimmy Kimmel taught you well, so you're committed to seeing this through to the end.
In a final display of beard, you douse your creation with alcohol, take a slug for yourself
as a chaser.
Ah yes, this is what the holidays are all about.
All right, that's a big FUCK YEAH!
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NASA's Hubble Space Telescope has observed an inbound comet
unlike any we've seen before, that already is expelling gas
and dust at an enormous distance from the Sun. This makes the
comet a record-breaker, since usually active comets aren't
discovered until they're closer to the Sun and warmer. When
trying to learn about our early solar system and the exact
conditions of the materials that went on to form our Sun and
planets, scientists try to find the most primitive objects they
can – objects that haven't been disturbed by geologic activity,
strong radiation, or outside forces at any point in the past
4.6 billion years. These primitive objects include
asteroids and comets. Comets are more icy than asteroids, and
when they get close to the Sun, the ices sublimate - go from
solid to gas - and release dust that forms the comet's iconic
coma and tail. We call this an active comet. Once a comet has
orbited close to the Sun multiple times, it's no longer
as primitive as it once was. But every once in a while, we catch
a comet coming into the inner solar system for the first time,
kicked out of its home in the outer solar system. These
first-time inner-solar-system-visitors give
us a chance to observe a more pristine leftover from the early
days of planet formation. A comet named K2 was discovered in
May 2017 by the Pan-STARRS telescope in Hawaii. Hubble then
pointed its camera at the icy visitor in late June, revealing
this image of its 80,000-mile-wide dust cloud
coma. Researchers estimate that the nucleus - the actual solid
body inside - is less than 12 miles wide, and that the comet
came from trillions of miles away from the Oort Cloud at the
far periphery of our solar system. Astronomers don't
usually discover active inbound comets until they're well within
the orbit of Jupiter. But comet K2, at the time of this Hubble
image, was out past the orbit of Saturn. After discovery,
researchers went back through archival images and found that
K2's coma was actually visible back in 2013, when the comet was
way out between the orbits of Uranus and Neptune. So why is
comet K2 active so early? Usually astronomers see comets
that are activated by the sublimation of water ice, which
requires relatively warm temperatures. Researchers think
that K2 must be so primitive that it still has frozen
volatile gases like nitrogen, carbon dioxide, and carbon
monoxide, which sublimate at much cooler temperatures and are
sublimating right now on K2. The lead researcher on this study
thinks that K2 is the most primitive comet we've ever seen.
However, compositionally, K2 probably isn't a particularly
unusual comet; it's just been difficult to discover comets
that far away. Even though its coma is almost as large as
Jupiter, K2 is still about 40 times fainter than Pluto, and
discovering a moving object that faint requires improved
technology. Survey programs like Pan-STARRS should allow us to
discover more and more of these faint, distant comets like K2. Since
we are able to see comet K2 so early, we'll have another five
years to study the comet before it reaches its closest approach
to the Sun, just beyond the orbit of Mars. During that time,
scientists will be able to study this visitor from the remote
past with ground-based telescopes, Hubble, and the
soon-to-be-launched James Webb Space Telescope. Once K2 swings
by the Sun, it will begin its outward journey, and K2's
trajectory will actually have it leave our solar system forever.
Humanity will never see this particular comet again.
www.nasa.gov/hubble @NASAHubble
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Alone in a Haunted House // Howl-O-Scream 2017 - Duration: 5:11.
Hello, hello, hello my friends.
Kaitlyn here and guess what time it is?
It's Howl-o-scream time. Boo.
(Halloween music)
Oh my goodness friends last Friday on the first day of fall,
which felt more like Mid-July than late September.
I made my way to opening night
of Bush Gardens Williamsburg's Howl-o-scream.
You guys know by this point that Howl-o-scream
is one of my favorite times in the park.
Second only to the magic that is Christmastown,
and I got the opportunity to be one of the first
to check out some of their cool new spooks.
First on the docket was a little tour of their escape rooms.
Mr. Karver is back this year in all of his creepy glory.
Honestly the guy who plays Mr. Karver
deserves a theme park Oscar.
It is creepy enough being in there with the door open
and a bunch of other media people.
But I can't imagine being locked in there
trying to solve a puzzle while he is acting like this.
(laughing)
(hammering manically)
(shuttering)
The new escape room this year
is the case of the haunted hotel.
It is not quite as design rich as Mr. Karver's workshop,
but there are lots of locked doors
so I could imagine that as you solve puzzles it starts to
open up and be a much more interesting landscape.
Now here is where my day to a bit of a sour turn
because I pressed the wrong button on my camera
while filming here and corrupted my memory card.
Fortunately I didn't lose anything other than
a few years off of my life when I saw
the corrupt memory card message on my screen.
Uh uh! Why!? But whether my camera was on the fritz or not
we were off to Germany where the Curse of Darkastle
is out of commission for this season to make way for
evil icy creatures lurking in the dark
of the new haunted house "Frostbite."
So while my best camera was down for the count
I did still have my go pro.
So it is not the best footage because it was dark
but I got a few good moments of jump scares for you.
(Growling)
(screaming)
(screaming)
So I really like this house because they do some great stuff
with ice walls, and snow,
and I just think it was all super cool.
Funny story, because we are all media
and we tend to go through the house at different paces.
Like some people are slower and taking pictures
while others are faster.
And I got kind of stuck in the middle
all alone for a little while.
And so I was booking it through the house
by myself trying to catch up to my original group,
and boy was that terrifying.
I also don't do super well with strobe lights,
I'm always afraid I am just going to forget
which way is up and fall on my face
and someone is going to find me
just curled in a ball on the ground.
I'm all alone now.
(laugh/crying) Oh God!
I didn't mean to be left behind
(screaming)
Okay, there's one person.
I'm getting closer, and strobe lights are very disorienting.
Just keep walking...
Just keep walking.
Am I going the right way?
But I made it out alive, Hallelujah.
Finally the last new spook is the new "Terror-tory."
in New France called Axe Alley, featuring possessed vikings?
Evil spirits of dead vikings walking the land?
I'm not quite sure.
- Valhalla!
- Basically something bad happened to the vikings there
which is appropriate because New France is the location
of Bush Garden's newest roller coaster, the Invadr.
Which is viking themed too.
So vikings everywhere, this time just scarier.
After we had seen all the new stuff
I got to hang out with my friend Jenny and her family
and we did some of the haunted houses
before it got too busy.
Deadline, Circo Sinstro, Unearthed Scarlett's Revenge,
I can't...Unearthed Scarlett's revenge.
I think I am becoming more desensitized to haunted houses
because honestly like two, three years ago
I would have never willingly gone to all of those houses.
But it was actually really fun,
her kids aren't really scared by much so it is funny
if you see someone actually get a good scare in on them.
Basically I spend more time laughing at everything
than I do with being consumed with terror and nerves.
That makes the experience much more fun.
Look at you Kaitlyn all grown up
and doing the big girl haunted houses.
SO that my friends was my Howl-o-scream experience.
Woop Woop, Yeah.
If you want to get into the Halloween spirit
you can check out these spooks for yourself
at Howl-o-scream Bush Gardens Williamsburg
every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday through October 29th.
Go out and get spooked!
So for the question today do you have
a favorite haunted house?
Maybe one that is in Bush Gardens if you've been, like me,
or one where you live.
Tell me all about it down in the comments.
Plus remember to check me out
on some of these other social media sites.
Instagram is of course my favorite come hang out with me,
and my cat, and my coloring projects.
I hope this video made you smile
and I will you guys on Thursday. Bye!
(blows kiss)
(Halloween music)
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Steve Jobs Theater - Duration: 5:09.
Thank you
I
Love Hearing his Voice and
His inspiring message
and It Was only fitting That
Steve Should open His theater
It is the honor of a lifetime to be the first to welcome you. To the steve jobs theater
Steve meant so much to me and so much to all of us
There's not a day That Goes By
That we don't Think about Him
Memories have
Expecially Come rushing back as We Prepared for
Today and This event
It's taken some time but
we can Now Reflect on
Him with Joy
Instead of Sadness
Steve's spirit and
Timeless Philosophy on life
Will Always Be the dna of Apple
His Greatest Gift
His Greatest
Expression of His appreciation for Humanity Would Not be a singular product
But Rather It Would Be Apple itself
We dedicate this theater to steve because we loved Him
and Because he loved Days Like This
Where he could share our latest New products and New ideas of the World
And
We do so
Not Only to pay tribute to steve
but to inspire the next Generation of
Creators and Innovators
Steve Was a Genius and
One of The Many Ways that he showed That
Was in the his Uncanny ability
to unlock the Talent of Everybody That he worked with
He thought Deeply About
Our Workplace in its Surroundings and
He believed that They Should inspire Talented People to do their best Work
So over a decade ago
he began to work on a
New Campus for Apple
His Vision for Apple part Was to create an incredible workplace of the future
Where engineers and Designers Could All Be Together
collaborating on The Next Generations of Apple product to change the world
Steve's vision and Passion
live on here at Apple park and everywhere in Apple
Today and Always
we Honor Him
we're here today to talk about some
Incredible products
But before We Get to that i'd like to take a Moment
To talk about What's happening in florida and Texas?
southeastern United States and Across The Caribbean
Our Our Hearts Go out to
All of The People whose lives have Been disrupted By Hurricanes irma and hurricane Hardy?
You're in our Thoughts we Send you our strength You are in our prayers
Apple Is Working Closely With relief and Recovery efforts Through Hand in hand and The American Red Cross
And in Addition to Apple's direct contributions we're making It Really Simple for the entire Apple community
to donate via Itunes and The App store
The Handed Hand Benefit for hurricane Relief Airs tonight on all of The Major Broadcast Networks
And i encourage you to watch it and
However You choose to give i hope that you open Your heart to this important effort
Thank you
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5 Tricks to Improve the Appearance of Stretch Marks - Duration: 3:20.
5 Tricks to Improve the Appearance of Stretch Marks
If there is one thing that�s unsightly, it�s stretch marks.
And there�s no doubt that the appearance of the skin is something that concerns everyone.
Fortunately, you can fight these marks to reduce, or even eliminate, their appearance.
For those who don�t yet know what stretch marks are, they�re the result of the breakage
of elastic fibers in the skin.
When the skin is stretched, fibers that have less elasticity are broken and cause stretch
marks to appear.
They are especially common in women during pregnancy.
At first, they are pink or red in appearance, then they turn white.
Stretch marks essentially represent the separation of the skin.
They can appear without warning and are usually painless, although sometimes they might be
accompanied with a slight tingling sensation.
To prevent them, it�s essential to keep your skin well hydrated.
This will allow your dermis to be more elastic and to stretch without causing the breakage
of any fibers.
How can you improve the appearance of stretch marks?
1.
Start with the right moisturizer
Lotions and other products that are rich in vitamin A, such as rosehip oil, are ideal
for fighting stretch marks.
These usually have regenerative properties and are safe for daily use.
Whether you choose a cream or an oil, they will noticeably improve your stretch marks.
2.
Take vitamins A and B Vitamins A and B will help your body regenerate
its connective tissues and produce collagen, so they�re great for improving stretch marks.
To obtain these vitamins, increase your consumption of:
Kiwi Carrots
Blueberries Pears
Figs Watermelon
3.
Exfoliate Exfoliating treatments can help improve impurities
throughout the layers of the skin, making this an ideal way to resolve those annoying
stretch marks.
Mandelic acid (found in bitter almonds) and glycolic acid (extracted from sugarcane) can
provide excellent results.
If you want to try some deeper treatments, diamond tip dermabrasion is the most effective.
4.
Laser treatments
Laser treatments are another option to help you fight those annoying stretch marks.
Due to the cost, however, not everyone is capable of taking advantage of them.
Although this treatment is not natural, it provides excellent results, so we chose to
mention it here.
5.
Mesotherapy Mesotherapy is the ideal treatment for stretch
marks that have recently appeared (those with a pink or reddish color).
It consists of injecting certain compounds into the area (such as hyaluronic acid, antioxidants,
vitamins, minerals, or amino acids) to promote cellular regeneration and restore the skin.
You should talk with your doctor about the suitability of this particular practice for
you, and always follow the advice of a professional.
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LAMINE - My Phone is Haunted - Duration: 6:32.
Good Evening!
Salam Alaikoum, Well before we get it on this video
Hit, smash, kick, smack and gang up on that
Subscribe button
To make me famous of course, and make sure to press a like
and when we're done, comment down below and give out your thoughts, because today we're going to play a game
this is an android horror game
And we're starting right now, let's see this game
Tap to continue
OK..
Please wait
ugh... these damn adds
Tap to continue
Loading
I am wondering
Alright, I started in a room
oh this is cool, I can walk
Oh! Money!
1/20
Oh so I have to find 20 bags of money
Well, there is nothing to do he.r.... wait a sec, drawr!!
Ohhp!! MONEY!
Money
This is nothing
Damn it it's empty
What is this place?
Ouuuh! Frames
they're pretty
Doesn't this guy look like Stalin?
OK
I can't see it, I need to find more bags
I can't leave yet! oh you can't leave not see
I thought it was einstein
This is obviously a philosopher
More pictures
Oh Look! A little child ........... it's me when I was a kid
let's go down, alright I'll start looking for money
what is this?
I'll increase my screen light
It's a ciment bag
oh it's an eye
let's use that eye
damn it !
oh another eye
Dahell? it's a rat !
Oh my God! who's behind me?
what is this noise?
Run damn it run!!
Oh God!!
Run run run!!!
This noise is really getting on my nerves
where am I ?
where are the stairs?
here's the ciment again
Mama!!
where the hell am I?
MONEY!
Money pall, Money!
I can risk my own life for money
yeah
in the game, I mean
what is this weird noise I've been hearing?
I'll go back up man!
I just need to find the stairs
Why did I go to the basement in the first place? I am nuts
it's crazy
Oh God!! that noise again
Just don't die man! oh it's a jail cell
Another eye
you never know when you'll need an eye
Run Run
Run
I don't even wanna look behind me
Goddamn it!
I am Running, I don't know how to run faster
Oh Mama!!
What is this thing?
What the hell happened?
I guess I died
It's a ripped off human head, God!!
uummmm.... what's next?
damn it!! play again?
let me tell you something
The video stops here
Because this is so unfair, I play for 4 minutes to just lose at the end?
Anyways! My Bros, my fans
and everybody else
If you want me to play this game again and try to actually win in another video
Tell me that down in the comments
and write "LAMINE finish the game"
"We Want to see where to find the other bags of money"
And if this video is boring to you, don't forget to leave a dislike
Because those dislikes and haters are the ones that I love, the ones that help me
What is there left to say? like I said in the begining
Smash, hit and screw
Kill and beat up that subscribe button
and if you liked this video, share it with your friends and press a like
And let's hope I'll get to make another part of this game
Because I liked it
and if you did not like it, well I won't bother play it again for you
And we'll meet once again, another time, in another video
Guess what it's gonna be about
And last but not least
Goodbye!
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