Welcome to 'The Drama Company'!
Friends, as you all know
that in this show, we always try
to do something new, something unique.
Generally, we've celebrities here
and to entertain them, we perform a play.
But today, we are
going to entertain each other.
I mean, Krushna will entertain Mr. Sudesh.
Mr. Sudesh will entertain Mr. Ali.
Mr. Ali will entertain Sugandha.
Sugandha will entertain Ridhima.
Ridhima will entertain me and I..
"Jimmy.." - "Jimmy.."
"Jimmy, come on! Jimmy.."
So Mr. Mithun, are you ready?
Today we'll have something here which would make them
feel special and roasted.
For today, 'The Drama Company' has become
'The Chugli Company'.
Let's begin!
"My beloved.."
"Day and night, I think.."
"I think about.."
"My beloved.."
"I wonder why my heart is pounding."
"I wonder why I feel restless."
"Why have you made me go through this?"
"My beloved.."
"My beloved.."
What is it!
What is it?
He keeps playing drums outside my house.
What is all this going on here?
You know what? My sister
broke his guitar. Next day, he brought another one.
Then she broke his 'tabla'
he brought another one the next day.
Yesterday, I came outside to see moon on 'Karvachauth'
he started playing 'shehnai'.
'Karvachauth'? - Yes.
But you are not married, Sister.
How many kids do you have? - Two.
Are you married? - No.
Exactly.
This..
These are just rich families' tantrums.
They are meaningless. - I see.
It'll go on like this..
Mithun!
He is Mithun Chakraborty. - Yes..
How are you?
See, he didn't even respond.
He doesn't respond when I greet him
nor he laughs at my jokes.
Nothing at all. Try telling him a joke.
Out of anger, a husband tells his wife..
'I'm fed up!'
'Let me stay at peace.'
His wife says, 'Fine.'
'You stay at peace. I'll stay at Paris.'
Still no reaction. He didn't laugh at all.
This is not done. Mr. Mithun, I'll tell you what.
This is how you should laugh.
Play!
This is what.
In a comedy show, you are supposed to laugh like this.
Why do you always react this way?
You really want to know? - Yes.
I hide my face, when I fail to understand the joke.
Why do you hide your face? Usually, guys expect girls
to react this way.
Whatever it is but I do find him cute.
Really? - I suggest, Mr. Mithun. Let's go to Ooty for weekend.
Then we'll..
"Sway with the beat.."
No!
He doesn't like to sway. - Then?
He is good at beating something else.
He..
Let me finish!
He has broken my so many bones.
He has broken my right hand, my left hand.
He has thrashed me so badly
that all the medicines have proved ineffective.
I see..
Sister, we'll go together. Just both of us.
I can't go along with you. - Why?
I've become a heroine now.
My Bhojpuri film is going to get released.
Which one?
I'm doing the Bhojpuri remake of 'Disco Dancer'.
Really? - 'Bhauji Gayi Disco. Bidi Peeke Khisko'.
Wow!
That is not all. I've signed projects of big banners.
You know the movie named 'Toilet: Ek Prem Katha'
starring Akshay Kumar.. - Yes..
They are making its remake in Bhojpuri.
'Main Jee Lungi Tere Bin. Jab Tak Nahi Banega Lavatory.'
Sister, please tell them about me. - What?
Chaubey was about to launch me.
What are you saying? - Yes.
Chaubey from Patna? - Yes. That shorty.
Wha.. Don't trust him.
Why? - He had promised to launch me many times.
He.. - What do you mean?
He doesn't.. - Does he just promise
and later doesn't release? - No, he doesn't.
He doesn't release the movies.
I see. To heck with him. Forget about them.
Yes! - We've launched our business today, Sister.
Right. We've started our career as astrologers.
We'll predict everyone's future.
Yes.. Look at him!
Who? - The one who's smiling, with a glowing face.
Mr. Sudesh. - He is rather an old model.
He is quite senior.
Tell him about his future. - Sudesh Lahiri. - Right!
Let me tell him about his future.
There is darkness. - If you keep your eyes closed
you'll see only darkness.
Open your eyes.
Yes, if I keep my eyes closed, I still see a ray of hope.
I see.. - Nothing.. There is nothing left. - Really?
Nothing is left now. - Sister, there must be a remedy.
I'll give him a remedy. See. - Yes.
From tomorrow, rates of utensils are going to increase.
Buy a few bowls. - Why? - No..
Don't misunderstand. I'm asking him to start begging.
Sister, you are showing us his future.
Let me tell you about his past. - Go ahead, tell us.
I went to him to learn how to do comedy.
He said to me..
Comedy is an inborn talent. - Yes..
I said.. 'How?' He said, 'Come inside.'
'Let me show you.'
He took me inside.
For a while, he searched then he started screaming..
'He is Ali..'
My wig had slipped, you know.
Sister! - Yes.
Look at that little girl.
Sugandha! - Come on..
Tell us something about her. - No..
She is a very nice girl. - Really? Tell us more.
She prepares delicious Tea. - And?
She belongs to a decent family. - And?
She has a lot of respect for her grandfather.
Very good!
Tell us about her comic sense. - How can I tell you
about something which she doesn't have?
Krushna!
I can't tell you.
Sister, look!
Ridhima. - Yes.
This girl.. Let's have a big hand for her.
Mom!
This girl has reached this stage after a lot of hard work.
Wow! - Wonderful!
She is just a couple of steps away
from her destination. - How come?
If she takes two steps forward, she'll fall among the audience.
That's her destination.
She will never feel bored in her life.
Why? - Because Karan will always be beside her
clapping like this.
High five! High five..
Karan is a very nice boy. Listen, friends.
I've been watching Karan since 10 years.
He has grown tremendously in these 10 years.
Really? - He had short hair earlier.
Now he has such long hair.
I can't say the same about his career though.
Sister! - Yes.
Mr. Tana!
Who? - Mr. Tana.
Sister, tell us something about him.
Sister, why don't you say something about..
Try to understand my silence.
You'll get your answers.
Gone..
There is a tonsure ceremony in the village. - Okay.
So tell me a good comedian who could perform there.
What can I say?
There are so many performers sitting here. See.
The tonsure ceremony is being held for them.
Yes!
Actually, villagers wanted to behead them.
I convinced them to have this ceremony instead.
Really. - Trust me.
Wow!
It's okay.. It doesn't matter.
No matter what you throw, I can easily dodge.
Like this..
Anyway, we spoke about them.
Where is he? That fat penguin.
Who? - Ali asgar. - What?
Ali Asgar!
Ali..
He is nowhere to be seen.
What.. What are you going to say about him?
He is a great man, Sister!
Let alone a great man, he isn't a man at all.
All those women sitting here..
All of you wouldn't have changed so many saris
which he had!
By the way..
Why are you talking about him?
Ali won't be here right now. - What do you mean?
He must be doing comedy for Rs. 4,000
wearing a sari, somewhere.
That's his part time job.
Or wearing a sari, he visits those families
who have a new born baby.
She is right.
Ali still changes saris
but Krushna has changed so many channels
which don't even exist.
It's correct..
Let it be.. - Why should I? Wait.
I'm not done yet.
Come on..
Okay, listen. - Go!
Go..
Krishna.. - Yes.
Had he not been Govinda's nephew
he wouldn't have got recognition even from animals!
Well said..
Mark my words..
Don't you dare speak the truth!
We are done talking about all of us.
But I want to give you some sad news.
What happened, Sister? - There is a man..
Give it to me.
This man.. - Oh, God!
If you see this man anywhere.. - Yes.
This man has ruined comedy.
Do you see him?
You know that it's true.
If you see this man anywhere
we'll pay you Rs. 1,00,000 to catch him.
Please nab him and bring him here.
Okay?
Anyway, we'll leave now. Okay.
My stomach is hurting.. I mean..
You were wonderful!
Whenever we speak about television
questions are raised on one relation.
Relation between the channel and the producer.
They are somewhat like a husband and wife.
They can't tolerate each other nor can they separate.
A producer has come to meet the channel head
with a lot of hopes.
Let's see what happens to her show.
Oh, man! I can't even have water.
Hello.
Yes.
I'm speaking from the channel.
So you are looking for a job, is it?
What are your qualifications?
Forget about MBA. Are you good at gossiping?
Can you report about others' behaviour? No?
How will you do time pass here?
This is our job.
Yes.
Okay, fine. Shut up. Okay.
Wait a minute. Let me check today's schedule.
I've a meeting with a girl who is coming to pitch
her comdey show. - Yes..
I'm on the way, pal.
Wait a minute.
I've so many thing to do Oh, God!
Hi, sir! How are you?
Hi!
Hi..
My God! You are looking..
Come this side please.
Sir..
You are looking so handsome! Oh, my God.. Look at the shoes!
I've the same one.
Oh, God! Sir, very nice.
Speak in Hindi. I am the head
but I don't know English.
Oh, sorry..
Sorry.. I made a mistake.
I'll speak to you in Hindi.
Sir, actually I want to say that I've got
a very good, humorous show.
I've a comedy show, sir.
Listen, I agree but we are done with humour.
I want to do a different show.
It's name will be funny. - Okay.
But it won't have any humour.
We need to make people feel bored.
Oh.. - People should fall asleep.
I want to make such a show..
Do you've any such concept? - Yes, absolutely, sir.
Tell me.. - Along with the concept
I've a very nice face.
I mean.. Internet sensation.
A new face, the future star.. Sanket Bhonsle.
Sir..
Sanket Bhonsle.. The one who
mimicks Baba in the most original style.
'Start!'
Oh!
Yes.. - Him? - Yes, that's him..
See. I knew it.
What happened, sir? - My BP tablet.
BP tablet..
Sir..
Whom did you mention just now? - Sanket Bhonsle.
Your show is approved.
Wow!
From 21st onwards, at 9 p.m.
Your show has been approved. - What are you saying!
Let me send a message.
Hello, Gulati.
Your show has been approved. You can start from the 22nd.
Your show will be telecast at 9 p.m. - Sir..
Sir.. Wait a minute.
You just approved my show from 21st at 9 p.m.
then how can his show telecast on the 22nd?
Your show will go off air in one day.
As you said.
Sanket!
Sir, I've another famous celebrity.
Multi-talented Sugandha Mishra!
Really? - Yes, sir.
Gulati, you can start from the 21st.
The way she said, it'll go off air in a day.
Sir, wait a minute. Listen..
What? Tell me the name of an actor.
We have a Bollywood star.
Mr. Tana.
We'll discuss about the staff later.
I don't want to discuss about the hairdresser
or the make-up man.
I want to know about the actor! - Sir, they are the actors!
Save comedy for the show, get serious here.
What are you doing?
Sir, wait a minute. I'm going
to tell you such a name
hearing which you'll immediately say 'Yes'.
We have Ridhima Pandit.
Listen, I already have a 'pandit'.
He is going to perform the veneration.
You mean.. - What are you saying?
Ridhima Pandit, sir.. Ridhima!
The one who speaks with an expressionless face
in a robotic tone..
'Yes, I'm a robot. How can I help you?'
Her? - Yes, sir.
Our very own Ridhima. - Yes!
Then why are you calling her an actor? I'm getting confused.
You call her an actor.. She has a stern face.
I don't want to ruin my show.. Tell me someone
more talented. - Sir..
We've some very experienced, super talented..
No, I want to meet her first. - Okay, fine.
Yes! She came along with me. I forgot..
Hold on.
Ridhima, dear.
Come inside.
Hi! - Hi. - How are you?
Nice earrings.
Greetings, sir. - Greetings.
Okay, I'll tell you what.
She has praised you a lot. - Yes.
But if you can show us.. - Yes..
Dear, the scene you did in my audition..
Yes. - Go on.. Perform it before him.
'How would you know the value'
'of a pinch of vermilion, Mr. Sudesh?'
Wow..
Wow! Wow!
Superb!
We can use her in two ways.
How? - She is good at overacting.
Indian cricket team will be having matches now.
We'll make her bowl in an over
and also act in our show.
Then.. - Listen.. - Why don't you
tell me what I should do?
Call her once, perhaps she'll agree.
Who? - Raveena Tandon.
You had said that you were her manager.
Perhaps she hires you again. - Oh!
Oh, God!
By the way, what else can you do
other than acting?
I don't know anything.
Do you have a boyfriend?
No, I don't.. - Then how do you survive?
Hey you!
In a comedy show, you always come and sing a song.
If you are so fond of singing
why don't you participate in a singing show?
Wow! That was great!
And you!
Modern version of Parvati.
If you want to learn about style
you can come to me.
What she just said
about singing and all..
Audience gets bored listening to Sugandha.
She is blaming me.. - No..
Actually, the truth is..
She is right to some extent.
Because Sugandha sings well
and she doesn't even make weird faces..
Like this..
Pal, don't confuse me.
Tell me.. - New shirt!
Sir, I've same dress. Same colour. - Isn't it?
Beautiful. - Tell me. - Sir.
We have another super star in our show.
Sudesh Lahiri!
I had already told you, it shouldn't be a comedy show.
People burst into laughter hearing his name.
They won't, sir.
I assure you. You won't laugh
because Krushna is along with him.
He will shout so much. People will switch the channel
thus no one would watch the actor.
No matter what. Still what if people watch him
and starts laughing?
Sir, in that case we have..
Ali Asgar.
I want people to get bored. I don't want to kill them.
What are you doing?
We'd need to distribute blankets to the audience.
He will give such a lame performance.
People will die out of cold.
Okay, leave alone the actors.
The audience will get bored eventually.
Tell me who made this mess!
Sir, I'm sure it must be Karan.
Is it? - I'm sure.
Then hire him as the anchor. - What do you mean?
The one who can make this place so filthy
can also say filthy jokes on stage.
I see..
In every comedy show, what happens is..
There is one judge.
Yes. - He sits on the sofa.
Yes. - He keeps laughing
making the show hit. - Yes.
Right. - We need someone as such
who don't laugh no matter how funny the joke is.
Sir, well..
Mr. Mithun, do you have any suggestion?
Hey you! - Show..
Wait a minute! - Lovely!
Cut! Cut..
What's going on here?
He pushed me out of excitement.
I fell down.
Sir, you.. - Oh, God!
No. Nothing can be done. - Sir.
Okay, sir. I've one more idea.
Why don't we create a show based on animals?
Sir, let's base the show on dog.
I've already made a show based on Krishna.
I am not going to make it again.
Not Krushna, sir.
I'm talking about a dog.
Dog.. - I too am talking about the same.
No dog is bigger than Krushna.
I'm surprised.
How did that dog marry a black cat?
Wait a minute..
Mr. Sudesh.
I was telling Mr. Mithun just now
that we too made fun of you
but we didn't mention about your personal life.
Then why are you getting personal?
No.. He was just.. - No.
I was just kidding..
You have also said it.
We are making fun of each other. We
pointed out at each other
but we didn't target their families. - Krushna.
I had told you earlier..
I.. Kamal. - Krushna.
Kamal, I had told you earlier.. - Krushna, let it be.
No, he also mentioned Uncle Govinda.
No.. - Leave it. Let it be.
It's just a show. Let it be..
The show is going on. Leave it.
We'll talk to him later. - If you didn't like it
they'll remove it later. - Yes.
They will edit it. - No, you shouldn't have said so.
Don't involve someone's family.
Okay.. - No.. - We didn't..
Okay.. Okay, Fine. Start.. - No, hold on..
No, I had made it clear to the writers.
You had written how Govinda is out of work and all..
Such.. - I didn't say that.
I didn't say that.
Hold on, let's cut it. - Mr. Mithun is a senior person
that is why I'm not
saying.. - Right.. - Otherwise I'll go.. - No..
I don't want to do this show.
Krushna - Hold on.. Calm down..
Don't worry. Listen. - Mr. Mithun is here.
No, pal. Lucky.. - Krushna.
Krushna.. - Look at him. He even slaps me on the show.
Wait a minute.
That's because we are performing. - Mr. Sudesh!
Mr. Sudesh, calm down. - No.. - Mr. Sudesh.
Calm down. - Oh, pal.. - Let it be.
Keep quiet. - No..
Listen.. - Mr. Sudesh. - What about when he..
Listen to me. - What about when he slaps me?
No, Mr. Sudesh. - Krushna.
Don't you think about my family then? - Stop him.
Calm down. Please.
Only because of Mr. Mithun, I'm not saying anything.
I don't want to do the show.
Krushna.. - Krushna.
You.. Please calm down. - No..
Wait a minute.. - What about when you
involve my family?
Hold on. I never said anything about your family.
You hit me.. Even I've kids. - No..
Even I've a family. - Hold on.. - Had I ever mentioned it?
Come.
Did I ever make any personal comment?
You.. You do that.
Please calm down.. - You often..
Yesterday.. - Mr. Sudesh..
Mr. Sudesh, please.. - Wait a minute.
Wait a minute..
When I fell down on stage
did he not say that see what all I've to do to earn money?
Hold on.. - Since 10 years
you've been working with me and today..
It isn't about 10 years, you always point at my family.
What did I say about your family?
You've been doing it since 10 years. - Mr. Sudesh..
Don't shout. - Wait.. - Mr. Mithun is a senior person.
You've been doing it since 10 years.. - Mr. Sudesh..
Hold him back. - Mr. Mithun, please.. - Don't..
How can you.. - Since 10 years..
Only because of him.. - He has been doing it.
Wait a minute, guys.. - Calm down.. - I..
I'm not saying anything only because of Mr. Mithun.
Krushna! - And you are shouting.
He has been doing it since 10 years. - Leave it.
Leave it. - You are his senior.
You.. - Calm down.
Please.. - Wait a minute.. Karan.
Look at his expressions seriously!
You thought I didn't know..
You thought I didn't know..
A big hand for Mr. Mithun!
A big hand for 'The Drama Company'!
But Krushna, you had said it rightly.
I was right.
He can do anything for money.
You..
How dare you.. Get lost!
Did you enjoy it?
"Across my house.."
"There lives an angel who has descended from the moon."
"Across my house.."
"There lives an angel who has descended from the moon."
"It's very unfortunate
that she's mad at me."
Actually, across my house
there lives a girl who has descended from the moon.
She's not beautiful.
She has a huge black mark on face, that's why.
Anyway, she comes out only during the night.
One day, she came out during daytime.
I even sent her a flying kiss.
But when I saw the beard
I realized that it was her father.
I have told you many times
not to wear your daughter's night gown
and roam around the house during daytime.
What are you looking at?
She's so beautiful. I can't even describe it.
You will see her when she comes.
Tell me something.
How did you make yourself so beautiful?
What! I am not an object that can be made.
I was born beautiful.
I want to ask you something.
Will you marry me?
You want me to marry you? - Yes.
I'd rather go in a river and bathe, than marry you.
It's supposed to be
'I would rather drown in a river.."
Why should I sacrifice my life because of you?
I would rather eat stale Samosas from Gupta's store.
I will not die by eating them and I will enjoy as well.
Look..
You will not find a chivalrous guy like me.
I've graduated from high school.
I've also got a job as women's tailor.
Congratulations for landing the job.
I am going to learn singing from my master.
Get out of here.
Sir?
Sir?
My pupil..
Where are you, buddy?
"Oh, Julie.. Oh, Sheela.."
"Oh, Rano.. Oh, Jamalo.."
"Darling, hold me in your arms."
"And never let me go."
Sir!
Sir, I have lost myself.
Did you gamble and lose your money again?
I did not gamble, sir.
I am in love. I have fallen in love.
Who's the girl? Who is it?
Do you see the window across my room?
You are in love with the window.
You are going to marry the window.
Am I supposed to close your wife
when people ask me to close the window?
I am not in love with the window, sir.
I am in love with the girl who lives in that room.
Sir? - What's the matter?
Sir? - Yes.
Sir, you assured me
that I will be able to sing within 10 days.
It's been 9 days and 23 hours
and I still cannot sing.
Baby, don't worry.
You still have an hour left. I'm telling the truth, baby.
If you cannot sing after an hour
then you cannot be helped.
Sir! - Baby.
I am leaving.
Baby? - I don't want to talk to you.
Where are you going, Baby?
This is very high.
Baby?
I am being honest with you.
Sir, please teach me how to sing.
I would willingly sacrifice my life for you
but I cannot teach you how to sing.
Please. - Baby..
Sir.. - Baby!
Mate, I think, she is in love with him.
She's standing so close to that bald man. - Hey!
Sir, she's not in love with the bald man.
She's in love with the bald man's talent.
What are you going to do about it?
I wish I could sing, sir.
I could have wooed her.
Don't worry. I will take care of it.
I will sing and you can lip sync.
That's a great idea, sir.
Yes, right!
"Across my house.."
"There lives an angel who has descended from the moon."
"It's very unfortunate"
"that she's mad at me."
"Across my house.."
"There lives an angel who has descended from the moon."
"It's very unfortunate"
"that she's mad at me."
"Across my house.."
"There lives an angel who has descended from the moon."
Move aside.
This mule wants to take part in a horse race.
If you want to showcase your singing talent
then let's have a competition!
All right, let's have a competition.
Are you ready? - Yes.
Let's have a competition.
Baby, I need your blessings.
"The pretty lady is decked up.."
"The pretty lady is decked up.."
"She dwells in my heart."
"I am madly in love with her.."
"The pretty lady is decked up.."
"The pretty lady is decked up.."
Oh, dear..
Hey!
"The pretty lady is extremely smart.."
"The pretty lady is extremely smart.."
"She keeps falling in her own traps."
"I can't help but laugh at her.."
"The pretty lady is extremely smart.."
"Dance on, Basanti.."
"Dance on, Basanti.."
"Everyone has left!" "Everyone has left!"
"You ugly crow, go away! Go away!"
"Who do you make so much noise?"
"Don't be the slave of that lady"
"who will make one forget his destination."
"Oh, no! Oh, no!"
"Go away! Go away!"
"Go and wash your face in a salty drain."
"Oh, just sing! Just sing!"
"Sing! Sing!" - "Something is weird."
"Sing! Sing!" - "You are changing the beat."
"Sing! Sing!"
"He is distracting me." - "Sing! Sing!"
"Where is the beat?"
Bhola, he whisked her away right in front of us.
So what? We will sweep her away right in front of him.
Bhola!
You too, are beautiful.
Bhola..
I like you.
Bhola, say it again.
What should I say?
Bhola..
Bhola, say it again.
Bhola!
Bhola!
I have a poem in my mind.
'I was robbed by my close ones.'
'The outsiders didn't have the courage to do so.'
'I was robbed by my close ones.'
'The outsiders didn't have the courage to do so.'
'My boat too, sank in a place with shallow waters.'
Thank you. Thank you.
Now that we are speaking of a sinking boat
today, on the stage of 'The Drama Company'
you will witness the story of the sinking ship, Titanic.
So let us see the boat that did not float.
Someone please play a nice song.
I am feeling sleepy.
"I woke up from a dream."
"My condition is critical."
"There was an earthquake. My entire body has shaken up."
"When I see your face,"
"you come across as the son of earth."
"When I see you from top to bottom, it seems"
"you've come from the tales of Kamasutra."
"You have thunder thighs. "
"I wonder, whether or not the size matters."
"You are jumping!"
"My heart is pumping blood."
"Your heart is throbbing."
Sir, do you remember anything after watching this scene?
Yes, I did.
I forgot to turn off the motor for my borewell.
You are such a renowned man.
Yet, you take care of so many household chores.
Sir, this is the famous scene from the famous film
'Titanic'.
I am Rose and he is Jack.
Oh, my! Hurry up! Hurry up! - I'm coming!
The ship will start sailing.
If you wanted me to run, why did you book a seat
in the ship?
We will reach there first, if we run.
Come on, let us run! Hurry up!
Let us go!
Well..
There is no oxygen over here.
Shall we go down and inhale some?
You are scared to inhale oxygen.
Look at that girl.
She is embracing her own doom.
Hey, you! Shut up!
You won't say a word against my husband, Schezwan.
My name is not Schezwan. It is Rizwan.
By the way, I am Guddi.
And he my husband.
The two of us just got married
and we are on our honeymoon.
Okay. - What about you?
The thing is, we had a honeymoon by mistake.
So, we are planning to get hitched, very soon.
We are enjoying our honeymoon, in a jiffy
while they have done it, by fluke.
Actually, once, I was cooking cottage cheese.
I didn't have enough and we had our honeymoon.
Oh, God!
How is cottage cheese connected to honeymoon?
Actually, once, I was cooking cottage cheese.
I didn't have enough and we ended up, fighting.
The fight graduated to a wrestle.
And I did not realize as to when he turned it
into romance.
"The golden pigeon has flown up"
"and is sitting on the attic."
"The mad pigeon ate all the grains and fled."
"On the attic."
"On the attic."
"The pigeon is rolling over the attic."
What should I say about him?
It appears that a mermaid is standing
with a seahorse.
Darn it!
I need a lift.
Give me a lift. Come on, lift me up.
There is no space.
Sir, go elsewhere.
I'll curse you and your entire family!
Hey!
Don't speak non-sense!
I am the captain of this ship!
If I don't board the ship, all of you will drown.
Come on!
Pull!
Move aside!
Hey, you!
Ouch! - "Julie! Julie!"
"Johnny has given you his heart."
"I am even ready to die for you."
"After all, you are my life."
"You are my life! You are my life!"
"Julie! Julie!"
"Johnny has given you his heart.
"I am even ready to die for you."
"After all, you are my life."
"I neither want Tony, nor do I want Peter"
"I don't want Michael with the cycle as well."
"Then whom do you desire?"
"Johny.."
"Julie's heart belongs to you, Johny."
"I have taken you to be my honey."
"You are the love of my life."
Do you know each other, by the way?
No, we don't know each other. When we laid eyes on each other
the song started playing in the background.
This happens to me all the time.
Whenever I see a pretty woman
I either start dancing
or embracing them
and sometimes, I kiss them as well.
Is this 'Titanic'? - Yes.
I will play Jack's role then.
No. He is playing Jack's role.
He? - Yes.
He looks like he has been hijacked!
Jack is the lead of our movie.
How can he be the lead?
He, who has been facing
rejection all his life?
Come, let's enact a few romantic scenes from Titanic.
Come on.
But this is not possible. Jack is the lead in our movie
and he will be playing Jack's role. - All right..
All right.
Enact all the romantic scenes with him as he is the lead.
Yes. - But..
I will enact the scene where Jack paints Rose.
This ship will sink if I don't do that scene.
I will sink the ship. - Oh, my God!
Oh, no! - By the way
I just remembered this when you mentioned death.
I'm free too. Please paint me as well.
Her painting?
Get some treatment first.
Come on, play the song.
"The romance between two people is budding"
"as they embrace one another."
"The romance between two people is budding"
"as they embrace one another."
"Don't know what the brain says."
"You should listen to what our bodies want."
"The hearts have started to talk."
Hey, stop it.
I will kill you.
I wish we could stay here like this for a couple of hours.
Have you lost your mind?
This show is for one hour.
After an hour, will you get into 'CID' and sink the ship?
Dear? - Yes?
Looking at them I feel like enacting Rose's character.
Keep Rose aside. Try to become a proper woman first.
I do become a woman every day.
I will kill you with the egg of a dinosaur.
Did he say egg?
This ship was made with a lot of hard work
and you people are playing with words right now?
Let's enact the scene where Jack paints Rose.
Okay.
Get the materials required.
Thank you, Robert.
I will get a dog and name him after you.
Get up.
He will be painting me. - Keep the argument amongst
each other. Why are you dragging me in it?
Come here.
Move a little, this side.
Do this now..
Is it done?
Wait a minute.
Yes, it is done.
Leonardo too could not have made this in the original movie.
Awesome!
I am so excited. Show it to me!
Show! - Have a look.
This!
What is this?
What does it say?
'My Painting.'
Yes, this is your painting.
What!
What is written here? - 'My painting.'
What is written here? - 'My painting.'
What is written here? - 'My painting.'
This has a 3D effect. Whoever sees it will say
'My painting.'
This is how sharp my mind is. - What!
Everyone settle down in their places.
It is time to sail the boat. - Okay.
Move!
I cannot sit down, sir.
There is a metal rod placed in my leg.
It is placed in the wrong place.
You should've placed a rod in the balcony of your house.
It would be helpful in drying the clothes.
Okay, so I am about to sail the ship now.
Slow down. - It is time for me to rest now.
Sir, how can someone sleep while standing?
This is nothing.
I can sleep while sitting down.
Everyone can do that.
I mean, I sit and sleep during a comedy show.
Hey!
Fasten your seat belts fast.
Okay. - Where is it?
A ship doesn't have a seat belt.
Exactly, use your brain a little.
You start looking for everything I say. Crazy people!
Save me..
I am drowning.
I am drowning, someone save me.
Don't you worry. Here, catch this parachute.
Jump. Fetch.
Take it.
Oh, my God. Jack!
Jack!
No, Jack!
Jack!
What did you do? You had my husband jump in water.
I did not have him jump, I just sent him to the Almighty.
Jack. - Listen to me.
I don't want to die drowning in water.
Then drink some poison.
I mean to say
I know how to swim.
You just tell me how far is the land.
Two kilometers.
Two kilometers? That's it?
Okay! Excuse me.
Where are you.. Hey..
What are you doing? - Hey..
What are you doing?
Hey..
I said it is two kilometers in this direction.
Why did she jump in that direction?
Crazy woman.
What should I do now? Will I also..
Wait a minute. Take this.
What is this?
All a drowning person needs, is a stick to survive.
Hey..
Wait, I am coming as well.
Come on, sit behind me.
Did you see?
A man never changes his habits. He is begging in water too.
Yes.
Come on, darling.
Everyone has left.
I will be making the real 'Titanic' now
wherein, there will be 100 romantic scenes.
But..
I will enact the scene where Jack paints Rose.
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